I am a tripod

Lin Yunqian was really afraid of snakes.

There was a child in the orphanage who was bitten by a snake when he came back to catch animals for extra food.

At that time, it was really wild and chaotic. Everyone worried about the medical expenses and urged the ambulance to arrive earlier.The child who was bitten was also scared when he saw everyone's reaction, and regretted it extremely, and even explained what happened behind him.

Fortunately, the snake was not poisonous, so it was a false alarm in the end.

It's just that Lin Yunqian also fell into the problem of being afraid of snakes, even though now he knows that snakes are divided into poisonous and non-venomous, and as long as people don't take the initiative to threaten snakes, snakes usually don't attack humans who are bigger than themselves.But when Lin Yunqian saw a snake, he would think of the bitten child who confessed his funeral with a pale face.

At a critical moment, they will subconsciously associate snakes with death.

No one is not afraid of death, Lin Yunqian has always been a person who is afraid of death.

The desperate situation forced out the potential. The seemingly bulky bronze tripod was half a meter high in one jump. The spiritual power was subconsciously used, and it walked several meters in the air like that. It was not until he realized that he had stepped over the fence of the rabbit nest that he dared to jump. landing.

Due to the inertia of gravity, Lin Yunqian couldn't stop, and was carried forward by the weight of several hundred kilograms of her body.

Lin Yunqian only has three short tripod legs, and her running posture is different from that of ordinary animals.The legs of the tripod swing back and forth, and the curved arc is very subtle.

Mei He was still drunk, laying down in the tripod, and mumbled: "Yes, it's just like this. Look, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

The big monster rabbit woke up. Seeing that Lin Yunqian was about to break into the forest, he quickly patted the bronze tripod body with his rabbit paw, "Stop, stop."

"I can't stop." Lin Yunqian also wanted to stop, but with the weight of several hundred kilograms on her body, she couldn't stop so easily.

Just like that, Lin Yunqian carried the plum crane and the big rabbit into the forest.

I thought that when I arrived in the forest, I could use the trees as a buffer to brake smoothly.

However, there was a giant dark brown boa constrictor with a diameter of nearly 20 centimeters and a length of more than [-] meters, which was slowly walking downstream from the mountain.

Seeing Lin Yunqian, the giant boa constrictor raised its head humanely, spit out a scarlet letter, and smiled strangely.

"Ah, ah." Lin Yunqian didn't scream this time, he was so frightened by the giant python that he lost his voice, and the three short tripod legs rushed in the opposite direction, that is, down the mountain.

Rabbit Dayao wanted to say hello to this old friend of the God of Sleep who rarely woke up in a century, and asked him to drink a sip of honeysuckle spirit wine, but was speechless by Lin Yunqian.

The giant boa constrictor didn't chase after it. It raised its head and smiled at Meihe and Rabbit Demon with its highly myopic eyes. Its voice was slow and old, "These two little things really know how to play, and they made such a big wine glass. What about Jiuchi Yulin?"

As he said that, the giant boa constrictor took a deep breath of the residual smell in the air, "But this honeysuckle spirit wine is really fragrant, it's very attractive to snakes."

On the bronze tripod there is still undried honeysuckle spirit wine.

Mei He was holding the wine gourd, sitting in the bronze tripod, being jolted to and fro by the running Lin Yunqian, and more of the honeysuckle spirit wine spilled out.

In the forest, the smell of honeysuckle spirit wine became more and more intense. Not only the snake demon who loved honeysuckle, but also many demon spirits who had wedding wine were hooked out.

Lin Yunqian saw a tiger on this side, an old tree with a human face on the other side, and even encountered a vast web woven together by tens of thousands of spiders, eight eyes and fangs, which was extremely terrifying.

Lin Yunqian, who was so frightened, couldn't stop at all, thinking that the forest was too scary, and there were some monsters living there.

And the demon spirits who saw Lin Yunqian were also full of astonishment, suspecting that they had seen a ghost in broad daylight, and they saw the bronze tripod running wildly in the forest, like the bad old man who stole their Zuiyao Peak.

In order to clarify the situation, more and more demon spirits followed Lin Yunqian.

Lin Yunqian, on the other hand, was terrified by those weird creatures of different shapes, seeing that she couldn't escape, she jumped towards the middle of the lake.

The bronze tripod carried an old man and a rabbit into the water, and the three were quickly separated.

The big rabbit has light bones and a lot of fat, so it can't sink at all.The rabbit was facing the sky, with two paws spread out, lying flat on the water surface, and it even burped after being dizzy from the bumps.

Mei He is a dry and skinny old man, and his clothes are magic robes, but he can't float in the water, he can only sink slowly.

The heaviest bronze tripod could not struggle at all, no matter how Lin Yunqian moved the three short tripod legs, the bronze tripod had no intention of going up.

Fortunately, Lin Yunqian soon realized that she was a bronze tripod and didn't need to breathe, so she let herself fall, waiting for Mu Chuhan to come back to save him.

The lake is very deep and the bottom is very black.

Lin Yunqian, who fell into the depths, felt that she had stepped on something strange and soft, and heard a strange cry.

It was the sound of animals, Lin Yunqian shouldn't understand it, but he did.

That voice means, "Ouch."

Ouch?

What does it mean?

Lin Yunqian couldn't figure it out.

The next moment, Lin Yunqian noticed that the water was passing by her body quickly, and she was rising at an extremely fast speed.

The light grew brighter until he was completely exposed to the light.

A dragon roar shook the world.

Immediately, Lin Yunqian heard a loud roar from below her, "Who is it? Throw garbage and the old man into the lake!!!"

Lin Yunqian realized that she was standing very tall, and those strange figures who were chasing him just now became extremely petite.

Those demon spirits shrank their necks obediently, not daring to make a sound, as if they were extremely afraid of the huge monster under Lin Yunqian's feet.

Lin Yunqian couldn't see much from the angle, he only saw two very short horns on his side, just like his tripod feet, round and a little long, they looked very cute.

"Qianjiao, quickly let the master down." Cen Yan flew in mid-air with the Lingyan Magical Artifact, uncertain.

She was busy working in the medicine field, but when she heard the movement of animals in the distance, the imperial weapon followed.Who would have thought that when she came, she saw the scene where Qian Jiao was catching her master and was furious.Her master was wet all over and was extremely embarrassed, his face was pink, and he was covering his head, obviously drunk again, and was still dizzy.

"Cen Yan, don't you know don't talk nonsense, they are obviously the ones who threw away the rubbish and your master, how can you blame me." on the ground.

Mei He was made uncomfortable by the Bronze Tripod's drifting skills. Once it landed, he couldn't find the north. He was in a hurry to hold a stone, and then vomited.

When the demon spirits saw it, they hurriedly backed away, for fear that they would be stained with the dirt.

Cen Yan quickly landed on the ground, ran to Mei He's side, and carried his back for Master, "Master, are you alright?"

Compared to Mei He's good treatment, Lin Yunqian's was a bit miserable.

Qian Jiao shook his head casually, and threw Lin Yunqian out.

The bronze tripod was thrown to the shore and smashed directly on the gravel, creating a deep pit.

Lin Yunqian was not injured at all, and felt no pain at all.

At this moment, Lin Yunqian deeply felt the reality that she was really not human.

"Okay, let's quickly talk about why you threw things into the lake. Is it because I am dissatisfied with Qianjiao?" Qianjiao has not yet decided on his own name, so he calls himself the race of Qianjiao.

"We didn't lose anything. It's obvious that Mei He played a new trick and jumped into the lake on his big wine glass." The gold-threaded red-eyed monster monkey danced and danced when he spoke, with extremely rich body movements.

"What wine glass? That's a bronze tripod." The petite ginseng monster sat cross-legged on the stone, with green leaves on its head.

The ginseng demon should be very young, with a bit of arrogance.Taller than a palm, it dared to refute the gold-threaded red-eyed monster dozens of times its size in front of many demon spirits.

"I don't care if it's a bronze tripod or a big wine cup, it's your fault for throwing garbage into the lake." Qian Jiao was furious and wanted an explanation.

"It said it jumped down by itself, it has nothing to do with us." The demon spirits only felt that they were wronged. Many demon spirits just smelled the aroma of wine and wanted to ask for a glass of wine. .

"Mei boy, tell me." Qianjiao didn't believe what those demon spirits said, and asked Mei He to uphold justice.

Cen Yan told the master to recite, knowing that only the master can solve this matter.

Xiu Zhe's continent is vast, with many worlds, big and small, and the gathering of demon spirits on Zuiyao Peak is all due to the personal charm of his master Mei He.

Mei He's character is not liked by the people of the Guizhen sect, but he can chat happily with the monsters and Ling Zhi. In addition, Mei He is an alchemist and needs to obtain various materials, so this mutually beneficial rental relationship has been reached.

As a monster, Lingzhi cultivated in the aura-rich Zuiyao Peak.

Mei He would ask the residents on the mountain for something according to his alchemy needs, so as not to owe each other karma.

Naturally, these residents are not accepted by the Guizhen Sect, so every time the headmaster comes over, the demon spirits have to hide well so as not to be discovered by the headmaster.The head of the sect knows that Mei He is an alchemist and needs materials, so as long as nothing serious happens, he just turns a blind eye and pretends that these demon spirits don't exist.

Mei He soaked in the water, and this time he was completely awake, but his body was weak and his head was dizzy after being bumped for so long, so he could only shake his fingers and point to the bronze tripod embedded in the ground sideways.

"What does Mei Xiaozi mean by pointing at this wine glass?" The gold-threaded red-eyed monster monkey scratched its back and scratched its head, unable to understand Mei He's meaning.

"People all say that monster monkeys are sensitive, cunning and insidious. I think you are the scum of monster monkeys, stupid and stupid." The petite ginseng demon has a very poisonous tongue. Pointing at Lin Yunqian with his finger, "Look at this bronze tripod's aura faintly visible, and it is too strong. It is obviously a new weapon spirit that has just matured. It is probably a stupid thing like you. When it sees the water, it rushes over happily. I fell into the water and couldn't get up."

After drinking, the gold-threaded red-eyed monster once talked about the embarrassing things about him when he first became a genius.

It was still an ordinary spirit monkey, and it was caught and roasted by human cultivators, who wanted to roast it into a dried monkey and grind it into medicinal powder for use.It was the will to survive that made it break through, and cultivated into a gold-threaded red-eyed monster monkey who is not afraid of pill fire.

Because it had been roasted by the pill fire for many days, its mouth was parched. When the gold-threaded red-eyed monster monkey hurriedly looked for water to drink, it fell into the shallow lake. The water was full. , but also nearly drowned.Finally, he crawled on the bottom of the water with his long hands and long feet, and crawled back to the shore abruptly.

The gold-threaded red-eyed monster monkey was in no mood to pay attention to the taunt of the ginseng monster at this time, and was overjoyed, "Bronze tripod spirit? Mei boy, you have been thinking about the tripod spirit for a long time. Hey, this is really old."

The demons didn't know that the gold-threaded red-eyed demon monkey used idioms indiscriminately, congratulating Mei He who wanted to vomit but couldn't.

"Congratulations, Boy Mei, who is old enough to have a son."

"Congratulations, it's a good thing to grow old and have children."

Lin Yunqian: "..."

This god is so old, he is a tripod.