Scum smell
Chapter 111 Chap.29
Zhang He was woken up by Ji Yao's sniffling sound - he slumped his face and clicked his tongue.
This person seems to have a natural talent—when everyone is singing bitter scenes, he is the only one talking about cross talk by himself—he twisted his arm that was numb from sleep, turned his face, and saw Ji Lying there like a zombie, with tears and snot all over his face, looking like he was about to die from crying, he was suddenly startled.He took out a piece of paper to wipe Ji Yao's tears, and then gave him a tease and blew his nose.
Ji Yao hummed dissatisfied: "You just wiped your tears with it."
Zhang He mocked, "You're the only one who has a lot to do."
Ji Yao wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, and inadvertently blew snot out of his nose.
Zhang He looked disgusted: "How old are you, and you can still blow your nose? I remember the last time I blew your nose when I was in elementary school."
Ji Yao had no expression on his face, pursed his lips slightly, and let out a fart-like onomatopoeia, "Pfft—" There was a long sound, and the droplets sprayed Zhang He's face.Zhang He wiped the drool off his face, and calmly pressed the filthy paper onto Ji Yao's face.
"Zhang He, I'll fuck you, uncle..."
"Go if you have the guts."
After the two idiots finished their little fight and washed their faces, 10 minutes had passed.
Only then did Zhang He ask: "Where is Wen Lin - did he really give you a knife?"
Ji Yao didn't answer, and said to himself: "Zhang He, Wen Lin and I are done."
His expression was something Zhang He was used to—he had only shown this expression in front of Zhang He—with confusion and a bit of pity seeking asylum.It's like being hit by a stone on the forehead when you were fighting with the friend next door when you were young, like being told by your parents that you can't come back after carefully arranging a birthday party when you were a teenager, like standing at the door of his room hugging a pillow dejectedly when you grow up... ...Ji Yao looks like this every time he breaks his heart.
Zhang He sighed, and felt the familiar, old father-like tiredness again—he thought that Ji Yao had become reliable, but it turned out to be just his own illusion.
"It's really over? The complete kind?"
"It's over, completely."
Zhang He was silent for a while.
"Tsk—what a crybaby..."
In the end, the man was still defeated. He took off his suit jacket, walked over, bent down, and took Fa Xiaoxu into his arms: "Sleep, I'm here."
After Ji Yao calmed down and told him the whole story of the couple's fight, Zhang He, who was never on the same channel as them, asked frankly again: "I understand the truth, but Ji Yao, why did you pick someone in the kitchen?" Something? Didn't I teach you when you were young that exciting things can't be said in the kitchen?"
He remembered that once they watched a particularly famous anti-domestic violence TV series in front of the TV with a small stool, he solemnly brought Ji Yao into the kitchen, pointed to the pots and pans inside and said to him: " If you want to quarrel in the future, you must not quarrel in the kitchen."
He's fucking prescient - but it's not worth it.
Ji Yao babbled—he was so stupid to want to use Zhang He as an emotional trash can: "I forgot."
"Oh." Zhang He was expressionless, lowering his head and tossing the food piled on the table—just now the two old ladies came to visit the patient in a group, and Ji Yao was still in a coma. Zhang He persuaded the four ancestors with a good voice Gone, leaving behind a bunch of things: "Then you deserve it."
Ji Yao: "..."
The two chatted one after another, and said that it was a week ago that they met last time, and they were still thinking about it.
Sometimes Zhang He couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, and when he thought of his bad brother, he felt a headache. He was really worried—so worried that he didn't even dare to talk about love, because he had to be ready to wipe Ji Yao's ass at all times.It was too much effort, and past experience told him that no girl could stand this, and sooner or later she would score.It would be better not to talk about it.
After finally waiting for Ji Yao and Wen Lin to get better, it seems that they are about to settle down, and he is also happily planning to settle down with Xu Yeye. Thinking about the relationship between the four of them is so good, maybe they can do it after marriage Opposite door, from now on he and Ji Yao will be the same as they were when they were young - although Wen Lin seems to have always disliked him, but that doesn't matter - and then such a incident happened again, Zhang He was speechless.
In fact, Ji Yao's love life has nothing to do with him, but he is naturally ready to be dragged down.
He sincerely asked Ji Yao: "Ji Yao, promise me, can you be a person? Can we live a more realistic life? You say you are a young talent with some capital, and a big man starts to play business wars and so on. How about earning him a few billion?"
This kind of life where you love me and I love you all day long, and if you don't love me, you have to die, Zhang He said that it was too exciting and he couldn't bear it.
This person actually knows what starting point is? ? ?Ji Yao gave him a white look: "You are just a stick, you don't understand."
Zhang He was expressionless: "Thank you, I would rather never understand it for the rest of my life."
The two were joking, and there was a knock on the door——when I opened it, it turned out to be an unexpected person.
Xu Yeye.
Ji Yao and her stared at each other, silent to each other, one was lying on the bed, the other was standing at the door, the atmosphere was extremely awkward.After an unknown amount of time, Xu Yeye moved first.
She rubbed her nose and raised the lunch box in her hand a little: "Well, I heard from Zhang He that you were hospitalized—do you want chicken soup? And custard buns...I remember you like it."
Time seemed to go back a long time ago, Ji Yao was beaten and beaten by Zhang He, and was sent to the hospital with both hands, Xu Yeye pushed the lame Zhang He to see him, and brought a whole box of custard Bag.
Ji Yao smiled: "Drink."
He never blamed Xu Yeye, nor did he feel that Xu Yeye was sorry for him. He even liked her quite a bit.If he likes a girl, he feels, he will definitely chase her.
Zhang He folded his arms, looked at this scene, and raised his eyebrows.
The three chatted for a while. Seeing that it was getting late, Zhang He sent Xu Yeye home. Seeing that the two of them were about to get up and leave, Ji Yao became a little anxious: "No, I can't even move. You should help me before I leave. I'm calling a nurse!"
Zhang He asked suspiciously: "I'll be back in half an hour at most, can't you bear it in such a short time?"
You especially don't have your kidney stabbed by Wen Lin.
"No..." Ji Yao was dumbfounded, he didn't know that Fa Xiao was questioning his masculinity, "Zhang He, are you okay? Are you sending your girlfriend home and staying overnight or something? Let me ask you It's fine if the nurse doesn't, what are you doing here?"
Zhang He sneered: "How much do you think I would like to—who is the one who can't move now after messing with Rotten Peach Blossom? Otherwise? Ask someone's nurse to help you? Isn't that playing hooligans?"
Ji Yao: "..."
Ji Yaosheng has nothing to love.
He lay in bed for several days, and Zhang He also worked as his nurse for several days.Apart from the wound pain in the middle of the night, the most difficult thing for him is the problem of excretion.
He can barely move now, let alone get out of bed. If it is a urinal, Zhang He will stuff a urinal into his bed-for a sane adult, this is really a very humiliating experience, although The man who waited on him didn't say anything.
Except for the one and only secret he kept, he was transparent in front of Zhang He.He has seen everything about Zhang He. It stands to reason that he shouldn't feel embarrassed and ashamed, but in fact, after he realized his intentions, he tried his best to keep a distance from the other party, let alone touching his private parts. Even physical contact was avoided as much as possible.
So now, whenever he needs to pee, he wants to hit the wall.Just like now—"Why don't you urinate? Last time I wanted to ask, Ji Yao, do you have a problem with your prostate, why can't you urinate all the time?"
Labor and capital are the gods of City A!I'm healthy, if you don't believe me, would you fucking try it?
Ji Yao was about to go crazy. He buried his head in the pillow and wailed, "Let me die——I want a nurse, give me a nurse!"
Zhang He glanced at him and said nothing.In fact, he is also quite tired. There are a lot of things in the company, and he has to deal with his family clamoring to find out the real culprit. He runs around all day, and he feels that he is about to be stretched.
But Ji Yao—he really didn't dare to hire a nurse.
Ji Yao has been tossing and tossing so many times, he is really scared, he is worried that if he hires a nurse for the front foot, the back foot will be bent - this kind of thing happened before, after Ji Yao made himself into the hospital, please Got a nurse, and when he came to see the jerk, he found him flirting with the nurse—
Zhang He only hated himself for not picking out his eyeballs in time—let alone being bumped into by a nurse.
Now that Ji Yao is half disabled, it stands to reason that he shouldn't be so presumptuous. However, as a normal person, he really can't guess the behavior pattern of this fine man, so for the good of everyone, he should suffer a little bit. .
Anyway, Ji Yao hadn’t seen it before, and Zhang He was used to it when he was worse and sloppy before... It’s really sad to think about it.
Ji Yao lay like this for nearly a month, lying so that he almost doubted that he was going to be useless, but everything else was fine-he was able to support Zhang He's hand to get up slowly, and then walked around a few times.
Once when Father Ji came to see him, during the chat, Father Ji suddenly said: "By the way, do you still remember the teacher surnamed Jiang when you were in college? We invited someone to dinner—I heard that He resigned from A University."
Ji Yao was shocked immediately: "Dad, what are you talking about? What's going on?"
"I don't know too well. I mentioned it to someone yesterday. There was a member of the education committee at the same table who said that he kissed male students in school and the influence was very bad. He resigned himself - I heard that their family They are all scholars, and if this happens, he will definitely not be able to mix well in the academic world."
Before he left, his father was still nagging: "Hey, what's going on in your mind for a good young talent."
Ji Yao's mind was in a mess, and after sending his father away, he begged Zhang He to call his friends and find out about Jiang Qiutong.
Zhang He knew the cause and effect, so he was speechless.He said with emotion: "My good fellow, I just found out today that I have been a male Daji since I was a child."
This is so... It's just unlucky who touches who.
Just as he was about to take out his cell phone, he heard a man's voice coming from the door.
"If you want to know about my brother, why don't you ask me?"
This person seems to have a natural talent—when everyone is singing bitter scenes, he is the only one talking about cross talk by himself—he twisted his arm that was numb from sleep, turned his face, and saw Ji Lying there like a zombie, with tears and snot all over his face, looking like he was about to die from crying, he was suddenly startled.He took out a piece of paper to wipe Ji Yao's tears, and then gave him a tease and blew his nose.
Ji Yao hummed dissatisfied: "You just wiped your tears with it."
Zhang He mocked, "You're the only one who has a lot to do."
Ji Yao wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, and inadvertently blew snot out of his nose.
Zhang He looked disgusted: "How old are you, and you can still blow your nose? I remember the last time I blew your nose when I was in elementary school."
Ji Yao had no expression on his face, pursed his lips slightly, and let out a fart-like onomatopoeia, "Pfft—" There was a long sound, and the droplets sprayed Zhang He's face.Zhang He wiped the drool off his face, and calmly pressed the filthy paper onto Ji Yao's face.
"Zhang He, I'll fuck you, uncle..."
"Go if you have the guts."
After the two idiots finished their little fight and washed their faces, 10 minutes had passed.
Only then did Zhang He ask: "Where is Wen Lin - did he really give you a knife?"
Ji Yao didn't answer, and said to himself: "Zhang He, Wen Lin and I are done."
His expression was something Zhang He was used to—he had only shown this expression in front of Zhang He—with confusion and a bit of pity seeking asylum.It's like being hit by a stone on the forehead when you were fighting with the friend next door when you were young, like being told by your parents that you can't come back after carefully arranging a birthday party when you were a teenager, like standing at the door of his room hugging a pillow dejectedly when you grow up... ...Ji Yao looks like this every time he breaks his heart.
Zhang He sighed, and felt the familiar, old father-like tiredness again—he thought that Ji Yao had become reliable, but it turned out to be just his own illusion.
"It's really over? The complete kind?"
"It's over, completely."
Zhang He was silent for a while.
"Tsk—what a crybaby..."
In the end, the man was still defeated. He took off his suit jacket, walked over, bent down, and took Fa Xiaoxu into his arms: "Sleep, I'm here."
After Ji Yao calmed down and told him the whole story of the couple's fight, Zhang He, who was never on the same channel as them, asked frankly again: "I understand the truth, but Ji Yao, why did you pick someone in the kitchen?" Something? Didn't I teach you when you were young that exciting things can't be said in the kitchen?"
He remembered that once they watched a particularly famous anti-domestic violence TV series in front of the TV with a small stool, he solemnly brought Ji Yao into the kitchen, pointed to the pots and pans inside and said to him: " If you want to quarrel in the future, you must not quarrel in the kitchen."
He's fucking prescient - but it's not worth it.
Ji Yao babbled—he was so stupid to want to use Zhang He as an emotional trash can: "I forgot."
"Oh." Zhang He was expressionless, lowering his head and tossing the food piled on the table—just now the two old ladies came to visit the patient in a group, and Ji Yao was still in a coma. Zhang He persuaded the four ancestors with a good voice Gone, leaving behind a bunch of things: "Then you deserve it."
Ji Yao: "..."
The two chatted one after another, and said that it was a week ago that they met last time, and they were still thinking about it.
Sometimes Zhang He couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, and when he thought of his bad brother, he felt a headache. He was really worried—so worried that he didn't even dare to talk about love, because he had to be ready to wipe Ji Yao's ass at all times.It was too much effort, and past experience told him that no girl could stand this, and sooner or later she would score.It would be better not to talk about it.
After finally waiting for Ji Yao and Wen Lin to get better, it seems that they are about to settle down, and he is also happily planning to settle down with Xu Yeye. Thinking about the relationship between the four of them is so good, maybe they can do it after marriage Opposite door, from now on he and Ji Yao will be the same as they were when they were young - although Wen Lin seems to have always disliked him, but that doesn't matter - and then such a incident happened again, Zhang He was speechless.
In fact, Ji Yao's love life has nothing to do with him, but he is naturally ready to be dragged down.
He sincerely asked Ji Yao: "Ji Yao, promise me, can you be a person? Can we live a more realistic life? You say you are a young talent with some capital, and a big man starts to play business wars and so on. How about earning him a few billion?"
This kind of life where you love me and I love you all day long, and if you don't love me, you have to die, Zhang He said that it was too exciting and he couldn't bear it.
This person actually knows what starting point is? ? ?Ji Yao gave him a white look: "You are just a stick, you don't understand."
Zhang He was expressionless: "Thank you, I would rather never understand it for the rest of my life."
The two were joking, and there was a knock on the door——when I opened it, it turned out to be an unexpected person.
Xu Yeye.
Ji Yao and her stared at each other, silent to each other, one was lying on the bed, the other was standing at the door, the atmosphere was extremely awkward.After an unknown amount of time, Xu Yeye moved first.
She rubbed her nose and raised the lunch box in her hand a little: "Well, I heard from Zhang He that you were hospitalized—do you want chicken soup? And custard buns...I remember you like it."
Time seemed to go back a long time ago, Ji Yao was beaten and beaten by Zhang He, and was sent to the hospital with both hands, Xu Yeye pushed the lame Zhang He to see him, and brought a whole box of custard Bag.
Ji Yao smiled: "Drink."
He never blamed Xu Yeye, nor did he feel that Xu Yeye was sorry for him. He even liked her quite a bit.If he likes a girl, he feels, he will definitely chase her.
Zhang He folded his arms, looked at this scene, and raised his eyebrows.
The three chatted for a while. Seeing that it was getting late, Zhang He sent Xu Yeye home. Seeing that the two of them were about to get up and leave, Ji Yao became a little anxious: "No, I can't even move. You should help me before I leave. I'm calling a nurse!"
Zhang He asked suspiciously: "I'll be back in half an hour at most, can't you bear it in such a short time?"
You especially don't have your kidney stabbed by Wen Lin.
"No..." Ji Yao was dumbfounded, he didn't know that Fa Xiao was questioning his masculinity, "Zhang He, are you okay? Are you sending your girlfriend home and staying overnight or something? Let me ask you It's fine if the nurse doesn't, what are you doing here?"
Zhang He sneered: "How much do you think I would like to—who is the one who can't move now after messing with Rotten Peach Blossom? Otherwise? Ask someone's nurse to help you? Isn't that playing hooligans?"
Ji Yao: "..."
Ji Yaosheng has nothing to love.
He lay in bed for several days, and Zhang He also worked as his nurse for several days.Apart from the wound pain in the middle of the night, the most difficult thing for him is the problem of excretion.
He can barely move now, let alone get out of bed. If it is a urinal, Zhang He will stuff a urinal into his bed-for a sane adult, this is really a very humiliating experience, although The man who waited on him didn't say anything.
Except for the one and only secret he kept, he was transparent in front of Zhang He.He has seen everything about Zhang He. It stands to reason that he shouldn't feel embarrassed and ashamed, but in fact, after he realized his intentions, he tried his best to keep a distance from the other party, let alone touching his private parts. Even physical contact was avoided as much as possible.
So now, whenever he needs to pee, he wants to hit the wall.Just like now—"Why don't you urinate? Last time I wanted to ask, Ji Yao, do you have a problem with your prostate, why can't you urinate all the time?"
Labor and capital are the gods of City A!I'm healthy, if you don't believe me, would you fucking try it?
Ji Yao was about to go crazy. He buried his head in the pillow and wailed, "Let me die——I want a nurse, give me a nurse!"
Zhang He glanced at him and said nothing.In fact, he is also quite tired. There are a lot of things in the company, and he has to deal with his family clamoring to find out the real culprit. He runs around all day, and he feels that he is about to be stretched.
But Ji Yao—he really didn't dare to hire a nurse.
Ji Yao has been tossing and tossing so many times, he is really scared, he is worried that if he hires a nurse for the front foot, the back foot will be bent - this kind of thing happened before, after Ji Yao made himself into the hospital, please Got a nurse, and when he came to see the jerk, he found him flirting with the nurse—
Zhang He only hated himself for not picking out his eyeballs in time—let alone being bumped into by a nurse.
Now that Ji Yao is half disabled, it stands to reason that he shouldn't be so presumptuous. However, as a normal person, he really can't guess the behavior pattern of this fine man, so for the good of everyone, he should suffer a little bit. .
Anyway, Ji Yao hadn’t seen it before, and Zhang He was used to it when he was worse and sloppy before... It’s really sad to think about it.
Ji Yao lay like this for nearly a month, lying so that he almost doubted that he was going to be useless, but everything else was fine-he was able to support Zhang He's hand to get up slowly, and then walked around a few times.
Once when Father Ji came to see him, during the chat, Father Ji suddenly said: "By the way, do you still remember the teacher surnamed Jiang when you were in college? We invited someone to dinner—I heard that He resigned from A University."
Ji Yao was shocked immediately: "Dad, what are you talking about? What's going on?"
"I don't know too well. I mentioned it to someone yesterday. There was a member of the education committee at the same table who said that he kissed male students in school and the influence was very bad. He resigned himself - I heard that their family They are all scholars, and if this happens, he will definitely not be able to mix well in the academic world."
Before he left, his father was still nagging: "Hey, what's going on in your mind for a good young talent."
Ji Yao's mind was in a mess, and after sending his father away, he begged Zhang He to call his friends and find out about Jiang Qiutong.
Zhang He knew the cause and effect, so he was speechless.He said with emotion: "My good fellow, I just found out today that I have been a male Daji since I was a child."
This is so... It's just unlucky who touches who.
Just as he was about to take out his cell phone, he heard a man's voice coming from the door.
"If you want to know about my brother, why don't you ask me?"
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