My uncle is autistic every day

Dior has once again become a madman on Weibo, and the Internet-addicted teenager really didn't come here for fun.

Yan Xiao looked at the time, Dior had probably been sitting in front of the computer for two hours, and he was still sitting restlessly, moving around, as if a nail had been placed under his buttocks.

After writing the last word, Yan Xiao took the manuscript and entered the room without saying a word, just folded his arms and stood behind Dior.

Dio poked the keyboard intently, not finding anything wrong at all.

Yan Xiao looked at his watch, he had been standing for 5 minutes, but Dio still didn't notice.

"..." Out of a little curiosity, Yan Xiao stepped forward to take a look.

Dio was chatting, and having a good time.

Judging from the profile picture, it is a girl, but judging from the tone of the person opposite, she is still a young girl with a pretty good name, what is her name, Sister Bao.

"Why not Brother Bao?" Yan Xiao asked.

Dio took a breath, and quietly withdrew his hand from the keyboard.

Turning around and grinning, "Is it finished?"

Yan Xiao didn't bother to pay attention to him, and moved away from Dio's blocking body.

treasure sister

11:25

What does Brother Dio like to eat?I will. [proud]

Dior is cold

11:25

Well, eat all the delicious ones.

treasure sister

11:26

Dior you are so handsome

Dior is cold

11:26

Sister, you are also very beautiful.

"..." Yan Xiao took a deep breath and looked at him with hanging eyes, "Can't tell, sister?"

Dio rubbed his hands in embarrassment, "I, I, blind recognition."

"Oh?" Yan Xiao sat on the seat.

Dio hurried forward, squeezed his shoulders, and massaged, thinking about when to find a chance to turn off the chat interface on the computer.

"Can I flip?" Yan Xiao tapped the mouse lightly with his fingers.

Of course, Dior dared not say no, "Turn it, turn it as you want."

Yan Xiao still has a bottom line, and he didn't look through the chat records, which made Dio heave a sigh of relief.

"What are you afraid of?" Yan Xiao's eyes stopped on the friend list.

Dio shook his head, "No, Xiao Yanxiao, how about we go out for dinner?"

"I will do it." Yan Xiao refused.

Scratching his head, Dio flattered him, "I'm afraid you're tired, so let's go."

Yan Xiao didn't move at all, Dio had no choice but to watch.

But it's okay for Yan Xiao to not talk all the time, but when he speaks, he can shock people to death, and it's also frighteningly straightforward, "Missing a woman?"

"..." Dio thought, it's over, now Yanxiao is really angry.

Dior's friend list is all simple and simple, all of them are women, and there are many types in the notes, including loli Yujie.

Yan Xiao restored the chat interface, looked at that little sister Bao kept asking, why didn't she talk, and swiped more than a dozen messages in a row.

Then Yan and Xiao didn't talk for the whole day, and didn't wait for Dio after cooking, and went to rest after eating.

Whatever Dior said, he didn't care about his words and smiles. His Royal Highness was frightened to wash the dishes, tidy up the room, dragged the room back and forth three or four times, and made the kitchen clean. Only after doing all these things did he dare to enter the room.

Yan Xiao stood on the edge of the bedroom's balcony, silently looking downstairs.

Feeling that Dior lay down on the rocking chair as soon as he entered the door.

This rocking chair was bought by Dior on the Internet, relying on the first money he earned, um, old business, written about the love of male and female gay friends, and he was still very happy fighting in a vest.

There wasn't much money, so Diosi bought a rocking chair for Yan Xiao after much deliberation, it was suitable for him to watch the stars at night, and he wouldn't get tired easily.

Yan Xiao closed his eyes and rested his mind, just ignoring Dior on the side.

Dio, who was helpless, stretched out his salty pig's hand to cover the back of Yan Xiao's hand, "I didn't do anything bad."

Yan Xiao opened his eyes and stared at him motionlessly.

"I have something important to do." Seeing that Yan Xiao was willing to listen to his explanation, Dio immediately opened his mouth.

"Oh." Yan Xiao rocked gently on the chair.

There are some things that you don't talk about, but it doesn't mean you don't mind.

"Xiao Yanxiao?"

"..." Yan Xiao turned sideways, too lazy to look at him.

"Let's play kiss," Dio said.

"..." Yan Xiao was shocked by his shamelessness.

"...Okay." Dio compromised, "Actually, I'm looking for technical guidance."

"What are you doing?" She didn't speak for a long time, her voice was a little hoarse, but it was unexpectedly charming.

Dio was very serious, but his voice was very low, "Sleep."

"Sleeping?" Yan Xiao looked at him suspiciously.

"Yeah." Dio really felt guilty, avoiding Yan Xiao's innocent eyes, "That's, um, that."

Yan Xiao is not a child, of course he understood instantly, got up immediately, endured it for a long time, and held back for a long time, "I really don't know what you are thinking all day long." Then he entered the room, leaving the little prince alone People are very wronged.

After all, it is human nature to sleep, and as a 270-year-old alien who has just grown up, he has a deep interest in this kind of culture on Earth, so of course he is not too impatient.

Originally, Dior hesitated for a long time on the disc given by Chenjiu last time, and then he was going to find a chance to watch it secretly, and then found that there were too few opportunities to avoid talking and laughing, or even no.

So His Royal Highness the little prince, who thought he was very smart, began to change the battlefield, resumed his old business, and went back to Weibo to flick, thinking of starting another way.

After various searches, His Royal Highness the Little Prince of Dior successfully entered an internal forum, and an invitation code was required, so at this time, sister Bao, who was a good person and made it to the end, appeared, sponsored by friendship, and did not charge money.

After entering, Dior seemed to open the door to a new world, amazed.

There are all kinds of pictures, and the resources are simply not very good.

After browsing through the experience for a long time, Yan Xiao found that it would be very painful to do the next one, and if the technique is not good enough, there will be bleeding and so on. After knowing this, Dio felt distressed. Said it was bleeding.

Adhering to the principle of brainstorming, His Royal Highness the Little Prince Dior asked questions enthusiastically. In fact, the moderator deleted them in minutes because of incorrect format several times.

So in the end what is left is this.

How can I make my partner comfortable?Don't hurt, let alone bleed.

After asking, Dior waited secretly for a reply. Everyone was very enthusiastic and said to bring me the penguin affectionately. I know that Dior's penguin was thrown out and seduced a lot of girls. Then the scene that Yan Xiao saw appeared.

"You really want to do it?" Yan Xiao asked with seriousness.

Dio shook his head immediately, "I'm just curious."

"Then come on." Yan Xiao lay on the bed neatly.

Dio shrugged and became stupid again, shaking his head again and again, and couldn't help backing up, "No, smile, calm down."

"I'm calm." Yan Xiao said very attentively, "I've never been calmer than now."

Then Yan Xiao began to undress one by one, and Dio's eyes stared straight in fright.

The days are starting to get warmer. In recent days, everyone wears less clothes, and Yanxiao is no exception.

It didn't take a while to smile and take off naked.

Dio hurriedly wrapped Yan Xiao in his clothes, and then hugged each other tightly, "I'm not, I'm not for this."

Yan Xiao didn't continue to move, and sat quietly on the bed, "I'm sorry, I lost my composure."

Dior seemed to understand a little bit, sticking to Yan Xiao's ear, "Sex|life harmony is the foundation of emotional stability, but you are the most important thing to me. If you don't like it, I won't mention it again."

Yan Xiao looked at him, "I like it, but I don't like you discussing this issue with others, what do you want to know, we can..."

"??" His Highness the little prince's eyes were indescribably pure.

"You can try it together, if you try a lot, you will definitely know it." Then Yan Xiao counterattacked Dio's body.

and many more……

There seems to be something wrong with the posture.

Dio said, "I'm on top."

Smiling like a smile is not a smile.

Dio, "..." hesitated, and continued to hesitate.

Shrugging his head, no longer struggling, "I'm all listening and smiling."