[Comprehensive Comics] Anyone is welcome, please make friends!

Valentine's Day is here, and it's the season when small animals are in heat. As a bachelor who hasn't found a mating|mate for more than 20 years...ah no, it's a dating partner, Gu Qingyin finally under the mental attack of her mother's nagging, Reluctantly letting go of his laptop with beautiful curves, large memory and docile personality, he leaves his warm doghouse to find a so-called lover who lives in the same dimension.

However, life is always so cruel and difficult. How can a creature like a dead house find a girlfriend? I really think too much.

In my heart, I really want to find a beautiful girl with big breasts and thin waist, who is easy to push down and become the present to reach the pinnacle of life, but from the beginning of junior high school, my first love has been rejected by fancy, to Gu Qingyin, who is about to graduate from university, before stepping into the blind date The only way to dig out from the empty brain is to call him a good bamboo horse Jiang Youjun who is about the same age as him.

"Help! Big crisis!"

"... go on a blind date again?"

"Brother, you still know me, that person is Zhen Zihan, do you know him? Did you introduce the man!!!"

"What are you talking about, calm down."

"Brother Yingying, if you don't love me, you won't help me find a way."

"Don't make trouble, I know Zhen Zihan, she is a nice girl."

"Eh? Eh! You know me?"

"Same major but different classes, I've met her several times. I don't know what she likes, but she seems to hate noise, you can figure it out."

"!"

So what to do as we see it!

After receiving the consolation buff from her friends, Gu Qingyin pushed the door of the dessert shop with a sad face.

The afternoon sun shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the short-haired girl wearing the agreed-upon white sweater and gray checkered skirt sitting in a place where the sun does not shine is quietly reading a book, looking extremely quiet and beautiful.

Gu Qingyin hesitated for a long time, seeing that she was about to arrive late from the pinch point, she twisted her thigh cruelly and finally mustered up the courage to walk over: "Hi, hello, is this Miss Zhen Zihan? I'm Gu Qingyin, Nice to meet you."

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"So, your blind date failed again?"

Jiang Youjun looked at Gu Qingyin, who was lying on his bed like a silkworm chrysalis, with a smile that was not a smile. The "Neurology" in his hand, which was as thick as a dictionary and could kill people, fell into the silkworm baby's body by accident. head on.

"It hurts, hurts, hurts—!"

Silkworm Baby jumped up from the bed, then fell back and started rolling all over the bed.

"Stop pretending, it didn't really hit you." Jiang Youjun slapped Silkworm Baby's buttocks, and sat down next to Gu Qingyin who finally settled down, "Why did you fail again this time?"

It’s okay if he didn’t mention it, Gu Qingyin, who remembered today’s blind date experience, immediately regained her vitality and immediately went back: “She ate me one tiramisu, two matcha slices, three vanilla milkshakes and four banana splits and said I'm a nice guy so I can find better ones."

Jiang Youjun couldn't help feeling sorry for Zhuma's wallet: "Do you feel bad about money?"

"That's not true! Although I also have a little heartache..." Gu Qingyin grumbled and popped her head out of the quilt, "You don't know, that woman actually said that she thinks I am more suitable for her when I am with you. It's being mixed in as cannon fodder! Is there any mistake, we are both men, okay, what are the girls thinking now?"

Sure enough, as Gu Qingyin expected, Jiang Youjun, who was always gentle in front of him, turned cold and darkened at the moment, the cold current made him shiver and had to turn up the air conditioner a few degrees.

"It's better than finding out after dating."

Gu Qingyin, who accepted her friend Shun Mao, sighed depressedly: "How can I say that I am also a good young man in the new era who grew up under the socialist red banner of four stresses and five beauties. I can barely be regarded as a tall, rich and handsome man? Why can't I find it?" What about the girlfriend? Is it because my conditions are too poor or the girls nowadays are too high-sighted."

Gu Qingyin, a straight 22-year-old single dog, was born in a musical family, proficient in piano, rough violin, self-taught guitar, a single-celled creature with a soft and cute baby face, and her recent hobbies are making up Fan Zha Ji San and collecting various love development games , and occasionally take some cover or dubbing jobs from the Internet.

"Probably because you're too stupid." Before Gu Qingyin, who had a long arc, could react, Jiang Youjun pressed a courier package on his head, "I sent it in advance as a birthday present."

Gu Qingyin's attention immediately shifted to the gift: "Oh yes, tomorrow is my birthday, I even forgot that you still remember it." Well, the single-celled organism is so easy to coax, he violently removed the package While rubbing his poor head, "I'm not tall, no matter what you think, it's all your fault, brother."

Jiang Youjun rolled his eyes: "You will not grow up long ago, so don't rely on me."

Jiang Youjun, a 23-year-old who seems to be a straight boy who is out of the group, also came from a musical family but went to medical school to pick up a scalpel. He has a black belly with a male godly voice and a Bingshan face. He knows everything about someone from wearing crotch pants. history.The only thing I am dissatisfied with is the name that my parents randomly picked up, which is said to have a good meaning, but in fact... the name has not been changed so far after the struggle.

Gu Qingyin pursed her lips and continued to fiddle with the express boxes. After tearing open the hard and plain packing box, there was a colorful cardboard box that was in great contrast to the plain and clean one before. This reminded him of the birthday presents from previous years. Never been normal again - I received 19 condoms of different flavors, doubled to 24 at the age of 20, received a flying ji cup at the age of 21, and actually jumped dan and pressed mo sticks at the age of 1[[-]] .

The unbearable past made someone couldn't help covering his face: "Suddenly I don't want to tear it down."

"Ah, it's not sex products this year, don't worry. After all..." Bingshan's face suddenly broke, showing a malicious smile, "I thought you would use those things if you can't get a girlfriend, but it's still a bit The innocence is too much, it's still a virgin boy's little Ayin."

Damn, I don't have a girlfriend so far and don't like to use sex toys or a virgin. I'm really sorry for your hard work!Even though she thought so, Gu Qingyin didn't dare to say it out loud. After all, she had been oppressed by the Great Demon King since she was a child, so she could only accept her fate and open her gift honestly.

"Fuck, this is... Riyuan's original "vocaloida3"[2]?! I have been coveting such an expensive thing for a long time, but I am not willing to buy soy sauce. Are you so kind to me? Let's go, let's go, let's go—" Gu Qingyin, who was holding on to the game CD and never let go, had stars shining out of her eyes with 'biu~biu~'.

Jiang Youjun, who got the bamboo horse confession again, couldn't help but twitched his eyes: "I guess that guy used the same cover in a bad way, but it's just a fan game he made. It's not like you don't know that I was cut off by my family. , The salary over there is year-end again, where can I get the spare money to buy the genuine version for you.”

"So it wasn't, but thank you anyway." Gu Qingyin was a little disappointed, but Jiang Youjun was able to send a normal birthday present, and he was already thankful. Burning incense and worshiping Buddha, I am very grateful... Ahh, there seems to be something strange Something got mixed up?

With a wave of his hand, Jiang Youjun patted off a few little stars flying across the world: "You put the energy of attacking virtual characters into reality, what kind of girlfriend can't you find?"

If I could find a girlfriend, would I still play this game? It’s Valentine’s Day, and you just got issued a card by a girl. You don’t want to comfort me. It’s disgusting. I can make up four decks of cards to play royalties, girls. Is it my fault that you don’t like me? Yes, if you tell me what’s wrong, can’t I correct it... I don’t know why I can’t get a girlfriend. I can only rely on Two-dimensional to comfort myself. In front of Jiang Youjun, the winner of life, he silently stuffed the game disc into the drive: "Leave me alone."

By the way, Gu Qingyin is 1.8 meters tall, the family has a car and a house, she can’t be called a boy, she is at least above average in appearance Such a straight man, but sadly, he has a passive aura of turning the opposite sex into a girlfriend. He has never been in a relationship so far, so he can be described as a fighter in hard times.

By the way, Jiang Youjun's height is 1.8 meters [-]. He also has a car and a house at home. He can't be said to be a boy. At least he is above the average level. He has a living room, a kitchen, a computer, and a courtyard wall. However, this big devil is indifferent by nature and has a dark belly. He also has a vicious tongue, but there are always girls who come forward to confess his love, causing his girlfriend to change from time to time, which can be called a fighter in the present.

"You think I don't care about you?" Jiang Youjun raised his eyebrows slightly, grabbed the corner of the quilt and shook it violently, watching Gu Qingyin rolling from the bed to the floor condescendingly, "I'm hungry, go and cook for me."

"Tsk, I'm getting angry now." Gu Qingyin, who is familiar with the nature of bamboo horses, curled her lips. Although she was extremely unhappy, she had to pat her butt and get up and go to the kitchen. After all, he paid for the house and the two of them lived together. It's not auspicious at all, "What do you want to eat?"

After clicking on the game that was installed quickly, Jiang Youjun slightly raised the volume and replied casually.

Gu Qingyin, who was tossing the almost empty refrigerator, almost dropped the only two eggs: "There is no such thing at home!"

"Isn't it ice cream? Vocaloid Comprehensive Doujin Series No matter who you are, please submit it to me..." Jiang Youjun, who was somewhat compulsive in reading, moved the mouse to the title that was represented by an ellipsis because it was too long, "...Go to it Simplified Chinese version Welcome to the Paladin Alliance Here is the latest game production Sinicization download letter... It's gone? Since it's been written for so long, why don't you finish it?" Someone who wasn't a Virgo frowned.

Gu Qingyin, who put on her apron and started crackling eggs, just walked over and couldn't help but burst into laughter: "The production team actually just wanted to kill the obsessive-compulsive disorder, if you are serious, you will lose. By the way, the ice cream in the refrigerator is mine. You are not allowed to touch it, you know?"

Jiang Youjun stretched out his hand to turn down the volume of the external speaker. Although the original version of Kagamine Lian's "Anybody, please date me" is a very interesting song, it still makes people feel noisy when the electronic sound is too loud: "Please select the game mode: single/double/multiplayer, Ayin?"

"How about choosing a couple, brother, you can play with me, anyway, you are free during the winter vacation." Gu Qingyin's eyes began to sparkle like kirakira again.

Jiang Youjun didn't respond, but still followed Gu Qingyin's order and ordered two people, but obviously the next question was even more embarrassing: "Please choose...well, choose your orientation? Male or female...what the hell did that guy do? Something is coming in."

Gu Qingyin didn't feel awkward, after all, two-dimensional mixed with too many people didn't have much integrity: "There is no doubt that the sexual orientation is female, choose female."

There was something wrong with his intuition, Jiang Youjun obediently chose a woman and then read the next one: "Please choose the character image you want to use in the game: Hongyin Naruko / Qingyin Kaito / Hatsune Miku / Kagamine Rin / Kagamine Ren / Xunyin Liuge/Shenwei Lebu[3], who is this, how do I choose from a bunch of unfamiliar Japanese names?"

The seven characters whose names appeared on the screen were all familiar to Gu Qingyin, but Jiang Youjun was not, and it was sad that he would say that.

"Ah, I know the pair of ponytails in the middle, the one who sings the onion song, right?"

"Well, that's Hatsune Miku." Gu Qingyin nodded and put the bowl of eggs on the small table to take a closer look, "Although it's a popular love affair, there are too many women in the optional roles, right? If you choose Hatsune to attack Patrol, wouldn't you become a lily? Even though lily looks pretty good..."

Jiang Youjun, who blocked Gu Qingyin's mouth with a lollipop, couldn't stop rubbing his forehead: "Stop it, let me keep talking, I really think something bad will happen."

"Chocolate flavor, I don't like it." Gu Qingyin frowned after tasting the lollipop, took it out of her own mouth and stuffed it into Jiang Youjun's mouth, then lay on his back, covered his hand holding the mouse and poked it Two of the three male characters: "Since I'm not familiar with you, it's up to me to decide. I'll use the blue-haired Qingyin Haidou, and you use the purple-haired Kamui Lebu." Although Qingyin Haidou is off-line, she is also a popular lover in the setting of the world view. On the contrary, Shenwei Lebu is often mistaken for a girl because of her long hair, and someone secretly cheats on her.

The other party's malicious smile made Jiang Youjun a little upset: "Where's my meal?"

"The pot is going to burn!" Gu Qingyin picked up the bowl of egg liquid on the table and rushed to the kitchen.

〖Are you sure you want to choose Qingyin Kaito/Shenwei Lebu (gakupo)? 〗

Jiang Youjun turned his head and glanced at the kitchen, where someone was making frantic bangs and bangs.

〖The game character Qingyin Haidou is being created

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检测玩家与游戏角色同步率：1%……33%……71%……99%……100%

The synchronization is complete, and the player has successfully connected to the game〗

There was a crisp 'bang' from the kitchen, as if something had fallen to the floor.Jiang Youjun glanced at the progress bar that was crawling extremely slowly when it fell to him, stood up and left the bedroom.

〖The game character Kamui Lebu (gakupo) is being created

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Detect the synchronization rate between players and game characters: 1%...9%...13%...21%...

Synchronization interrupted, player failed to access the game〗