Strange things happen around me

"Patriarch! The monster is here again!"

Who is talking?team leader?What group?monster?Drama group?

"Patriarch! What to do?"

Cold!

I struggled to open my eyes, and was stunned by the scene in front of me. This is a brick room the size of a classroom. There is a long table in the middle of the room. More than 20 people are sitting around the table as if in a meeting. , In fact, it is a meeting.

I was standing behind the patriarch they were talking about, holding a long wooden barn and pestering the ground in my hand.Like a bodyguard.With a glance, I saw a man holding a long wooden warehouse standing on the other side.It turned out to be two bodyguards.

The patriarch turned his back to me, and I couldn't see his face, only the Mediterranean Sea above his head.This reminds me of our head teacher, who is also a Mediterranean.

"Of course the monster was killed," the patriarch said slowly, curling up his fingers and tapping on the table, his tone was undeniably majestic.Wow!Sound is like, too.

"No!" The speaker was an old man with white hair and beard, and he spoke hastily, shaking his beard like a white mouse, "Patriarch, the ancestors once said that this thing is a mountain god, don't offend it!"

The patriarch looked up at him, and the white mouse visibly trembled, "How can this monster be a mountain god after injuring people many times! Believe in science, you old stubborn people just won't listen! Are you still going to persuade me to prepare some virgins to sacrifice?" That big snake! Stupid!"

The white mouse's wrinkled face was flushed by the patriarch's training, "I... I didn't..."

The patriarch glanced at him and he immediately shut up.I added a sentence in my heart for the patriarch: This is good.

"Okay," the patriarch waved his hand, his tone was indescribably exhausted, "Stop talking about this, I'll arrange for the snake catchers," he said, turning around, "Ma Xiaoliu, count You alone."

The moment I saw his face, I was stunned. Isn't this our head teacher?How did you become the patriarch?Huh?My mind is confused, what is a head teacher?It feels very familiar, but it seems that I have never heard of it.I thought, then who am I?Suddenly an idea flashed in my mind, am I not Ma Xiaoliu?Ma Xiaoliu is me!

All thoughts flashed by within three seconds, and I gave a military salute in a proper manner, "I promise to complete the task!"

The patriarch nodded, his serious expression was slightly loose, "Okay, the meeting is over. You two children don't have to follow me."

The first sentence is for the "old stubborn" people, and the second sentence is for me and the person on the other side whose name I don't know.

When the group of people were all gone, the person on the other side who didn't know his name came over wretchedly. He was young but had a mustache, a pair of triangular eyes, and a pair of hanging eyebrows. He was nothing more than wretched. share.

I glanced at his tall figure, and then looked at that face. It felt unsuitable, no, let me smile first.

"Hey! Your name is Ma Xiaoliu? My name is Shi Dazhuang," he said with some pride when he mentioned his name.

"It's quite strong," I appraised with a nod.

"No!" He glared at me, but those eyes were still small no matter how hard he stared, "It's not that strong, it's a complaint, can you write the complaint?" He scratched himself on the table with his fingers proudly The stroke of the name, "This is it!"

"Why is it called this word?" I showed a surprised expression. In fact, I was really surprised. Whose unlucky child met such a ghost|brilliant parent named him this?Allow me to smile first.

He was even more proud when he saw my envious face (heavy fog), "My father took it, and my father said that there is an allusion to it, yes, it is an allusion. My ancestors were high-ranking officials, you know the official Right? Surely you don't know."

Me: black line! !

"I really don't know the high official, but you should say your name first, "I'm weak.

"Okay, let me talk about my name first." He (fake) gave me a cold and noble look, as if he didn't bother to care about us ordinary people, "Someone in my family made a mistake, and someone went to sue, so I'm called Da. shape."

This child is too sincere, blinded by such a treacherous and cunning face.

"I tell you how I got my name, and you tell me how you got your name," he lay on the table with a curious look in his eyes.

"Oh my, I just happen to be the sixth and youngest in the family," I made up.

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At night, the captain of the security team in the village gathered all the people who went to catch the snake. There were about 30 people in total, most of them were 25 to 35 years old, and few of them were in their teens like me.

"Ma Xiaoliu, Ma Xiaoliu!"

Someone called my name behind me, I turned my head and saw that it was in the shape of a stone, my small eyes were shining with excitement, and my eyebrows were raised.

"Why are you here?" I asked in surprise.

"I applied for it myself!" He pushed his way to the front with a proud face.

"Well, what a warrior," a good boy in the second grade who dared to face danger.

"Okay, be quiet!" the captain of the security team roared.

Everyone fell silent, and the scene was so quiet that one could hear a fart.

He looked around in satisfaction, and continued, "You should know that this time we are going to catch a big snake. It might be life-threatening, but if we don't catch it, more people's lives will be in danger. We This time, to catch it under the premise of protecting your own life, you can succeed or you can fail."

"Now I'm starting to divide into groups. Wang xc is in a group with Li vc and Zhang gf. Zhang gf, Bai kh is in a group with Ma bb and Liu bf...Ma Xiaoliu is in a group with Shi Dazhuang and Zeng Haohao. Each group is together Actions cannot be separated. Let’s go now.” The captain led us into the march with a big wave of his hand.

"Do you know who Zeng Haohao is?" I whispered to Shi Dazhang next to me. I know this village is quite big, and it's normal that I don't know some people. This Shi Dazhang didn't know me at first ?I just can't let people know about my "amnesia".

"I know, I know, it's the big fat guy in front. My mother said that he likes to do things like stealing chickens and dogs the most. He stole a big cock from my house and still won't admit it!" Shi Dazhuang's tone was full of grief and anger, " How did I get into a group with him?"

It was too dark and I couldn't see his expression clearly and I didn't want to imagine it.

"The stone is big, are you afraid of catching big snakes?"

"I'm not afraid!" His voice was full of fearlessness, "When I see a snake, I'm going to cut it into several pieces!" He went "咻咻咻" for a while, probably imagining how he would cut the snake.

I didn't answer any more, and after being silent for a while, I whispered, "I'm afraid."

No one answered and probably no one heard.

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10 minutes ago, the captain brought us to the place where the snakes were caught. As soon as we got there, we were so excited that we rushed up.

Now I am squatting in the grass to enjoy the mosquito kiss｜kiss, and at the same time I have to endure the sound of the big stone and Zeng Hao's soft tearing.

"Snapped"!I killed a mosquito drinking blood, "Shut up!"

Maybe it was because I was too intimidating, they shut their mouths at the same time.

"Does any of you know what's going on with this big snake?" I desperately scratched the pimple on my leg. The poisonous mosquito in this old forest is really terrible. It's itchy and painful.I tried to distract myself with other things.

"I know that," said Zeng, and I heard his tickling voice, "There used to be a family living in this old forest, an old man and two little girls. I don't know the old man very well, but I know the two little girls well." They look exactly the same and they both wear two braids. Later, two little girls ran to the village one day and said that their grandfather had been swallowed by a big snake, and the elder one was as thick as a water tank. No one in our village believed it. The snakes that are so big will be struck by lightning, and the ones that are not killed will fly to the sky and become the king of dragons. After thinking about it for a few days, these two little girls don’t seem to be deceiving. , I came here to look for them, but guess what I saw?" Speaking of which, he made a fool of himself in his tone.

"What?" Shi Dazhuang asked stupidly.

"Oh!" Zeng patted his thigh.

I glanced at him faintly, "You can take my picture."

"I said why doesn't it hurt?" He suddenly realized, and said, "There was a man in our place who was bitten by a mosquito, his legs were swollen, and he died later. Yellow water is flowing!"

I felt that the place where I was bitten was suddenly cold.

"Why are people still being bitten to death by mosquitoes?" Shi Dazhuang hurriedly asked, it seemed that he had been bitten by mosquitoes a lot.

"I don't know either. I heard from his mother that he beat the mosquitoes too much and was punished by the gods. The mosquito fairy sent by the Jade Emperor killed him."

I slapped the mosquito for a while, and slapped it half a second later.

"You haven't said what you saw," I reminded him coldly.

"Oh, I forgot to mention," he laughed, "when I went there, I saw a big snake thicker than a human being swallowing people, and my legs were so frightened that my legs were weak. Not only me, but later Others saw it too."

"Then you dare to come this time?" I feel a little funny, how can there be such a thick snake in the world?Maybe it's because I'm too afraid to read it wrong?

"It's the snake this time?" He was dumbfounded.

"Is there another one?" I laughed, reminding him.

"But this is not the place where I saw the snake," he still didn't believe it.

Isn't it here?

"Snakes can move and run, they don't just stay where the stone is," Shi Dazhuang laughed at him.

"Take me to the place where you saw the snake, hurry up!" Zeng Hao is not stupid, he is not only not stupid, he is also very smart, you can see that he has fooled Shi Dazhuang in a few words and stopped mentioning him stealing chickens and dogs up.He felt that there must be a reason for the snake to stay in one place and not move around.

"I dare not go," he nestled there motionless.

"If you don't take me there, I will tell the captain that you are here to cause chaos, and Shi Dazhuang will also testify," I ruthlessly dragged Shi Dazhuang into the water.

Shi Dazhuang's mind is now full of wanting to become a snake-slaying hero, and he agreed with me, "Yes, I will also testify."

"Okay, you come with me!" He suddenly jumped up from the ground.

"Hao Hao Zeng, what are you doing?" The next-door team was startled by his darting and growled in a low voice.

"Hey, I'm in a hurry, I'm going to pee, hey."

"Lazy, shit urgent."