Yujun

更新时间2015-9-815:00:21字数：1372

"Excellent?" Xiyue asked puzzled.

"Exactly! Don't you think so?"

"Young Master, Wu Die doesn't understand either."

"Have you ever seen a human being who can be so vulgar, rude, indecent, despicable, ugly, and extremely disgusting? When you are going out as a human being, you should also remember to look in the mirror, lest you come out during the day to scare people. However, I really don't understand!"

"Don't understand?" Xiyue asked with a smile.

"That's right, there are people who know that they will make people feel sick when they look at them, but they don't know it. Sigh! Do you think this kind of person is excellent?"

"Forget it, it does." Wu Die replied with a smile.

Everyone wanted to laugh when they heard it, especially those people brought by Hou Ba wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh out loud.

"Damn it, what do you mean?" Hou Ba's face became extremely ugly on the spot.

"How dare I mean anything?"

"You guys don't want to live?"

"Don't be angry! I didn't name anyone? I was just making a joke. I believe that the big-hearted master 'monkey' won't be angry."

Hou Ba held back his anger, he might make others laugh at him if he gets angry now.

"Master Monkey, I think you are quite valuable."

"My lord, do you mean Master Hou is very rich?" Qiudong asked suspiciously.

"That's right, Master Monkey is indeed quite rich, but it doesn't matter. Have you ever seen monkeys wearing clothes and going to the streets to find flowers and ask willows?"

"That's not true. Why...are there monkeys wearing clothes and taking to the streets? Where, where?"

"Didn't you see it? Far away in the sky, close in front of you"

"Oh, that's how it is!" Qiudong smiled as if suddenly realizing.

At this moment, even Xiyue and Wu Die couldn't help laughing, and burst into laughter.

Hou Ba was a little confused, but he felt that they were all staring at him, as if they were laughing at him, which made him feel uncomfortable.Hou Ba turned his head to look at the people he brought, and those people also looked dazed.

"What do you mean? What are you laughing at?"

"By the way, I almost forgot one very important thing."

"Heh, something important? What is it?" Xiyue asked with a smile.

"I forgot that the monkey didn't go to school, let alone the fat monkey in front of me. I wasted a lot of talking."

"Tell me clearly, what are they laughing at?" Hou Ba felt more and more strange as he listened.

"It's nothing, Master Monkey, they are boring! I just told them about a stupid monkey, if you don't understand it, forget it."

"What do you mean?"

"No, a monkey dares to wear a monkey costume and go to the street to find a woman without fear of embarrassment. What can I say, my young master?"

Now, Hou Ba completely understood, his whole face flushed with anger. "You...you, what are you talking about? Damn it!"

"Ah! There is a proverb that I have never been able to understand, and now I have finally seen it. This is a miracle! Rare, rare."

"What are you talking about, young master?" Qiu Dong asked after hearing the words.

"Look, what do you think Master Monkey's face looks like?"

"Is your face flushed?" Liu Ziying asked.

An Hongyu shook her head.

"What is that? Young Master." Wu Die asked.

"There is a proverb that goes like this: Horses don't know how long their faces are, monkeys don't know... their buttocks are red."

Everyone couldn't help laughing, and they all laughed, even the people brought by Hou Ba also burst into muffled laughter.

"Stop laughing! Did you hear that? I told you not to laugh, shut up all of you!"

Hou Ba was so angry that his whole body was shaking, and there was still smoke from the top of his head!

"Damn! My uncle gave you three points of face, so you opened a dyeing room for me. I must teach you a good lesson today. Come here, beat me until they beg for mercy!"

Although An Hongyu has no martial arts at all, he is a man!

"One person does things and the other person is responsible. Don't touch them. Anyway, a barbarian is a barbarian. If you can't say it to others, you have to find someone to vent your anger on."

"Actually, I'm also reluctant to beat you. As long as you agree to accompany me, I'll treat you as if you didn't say anything."

"If you want me to be touched by your perverted pig, it might be faster to tell me to jump off a building."

"hateful!"

Hou Ba furiously raised his hand and was about to slap An Hongyumeng.

An Hongyu stepped back instinctively, but didn't pay attention to the chair behind her. She tripped over the chair and saw that she was either beaten or had a kiss with her little head on the floor.

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