Sir, the prisoner is gone again

As an excellent policeman, the most basic duty is to find out the bad guys, catch the bad guys, and always beware of the bad guys escaping from prison.As an excellent thief, the most basic skills are: destroy evidence, avoid tracking, and always update your escape plan.Before Yu Ran met Si Kongling, the detection rate was as high as [-]%. After Yu Ran met Si Kongling, the prison escape rate was as high as [-]%.You chase me every day—Si Kongling: You chase me like this every day. Could it be that you fell in love with me... Why are you blushing? Throwing people... Yu Ran: Stop talking nonsense, hand over all the stolen goods!If I give it to you, I will give you your daily routine——Si Kongling: Nah!This is the chicken that was stolen today, the dog that was touched yesterday, and the cow that was pulled the day before yesterday...you still watch me do it, and I give it to you!Yu Ran: And the jade bracelet I stole today, the emerald hairpin yesterday, and Tianshun's golden Buddha statue the day before yesterday!Justice headhunters vs wretched little thieves, show your IQ, show your lower limit, eat and drink water.Content tags: strong, strong, happy, and sadistic love between enemies┃Search keywords: Protagonist: Yu Ran, Si Kongling┃ Supporting role: