[Red Mansion] Sir, I'm a rough man

"Come here, grab the thorn..."

"The Flower Picker" Jia Wan was dumbfounded. Fortunately, his muscles were always faster than his brain, his head was still dizzy, and his hands were already deftly stuffing the delicate and charming Huang Mudan into a certain girl. In her mouth, she stuffed back the word "assassin" that she was about to blurt out.

Er... and then?

Do you want to continue to maintain the character design of the flower picker, or go along with the flow and pretend to be an assassin?

Jia Wan didn't have to think about it before, so he didn't have to think about it.

Zhang Jinger was frightened by his skill and "ferocity", his eyes were full of fear, his stuffed mouth whimpered, and with a wave of his hand, a sword light jumped out of his sleeve and slashed towards Jia Wan. chest.

Just do it... Jia Wan was very satisfied, she leaned back according to her wish, avoiding the sword light, but kicked Zhang Jinger's sword hand with her right foot.

Zhang Jinger retreated hurriedly.

It turned out that he practiced soft swords. His sword skills are good, but he has almost zero experience in hand-to-hand combat. Miss, this is normal... Jia Wan, who made a preliminary evaluation, straightened up and reached out to pinch Zhang Jinger's neck.

Zhang Jinger stepped back and swung his sword.

The pace is better than swordsmanship, as expected of dancing... Jia Wan was too lazy to change his moves, stretched out his finger and flicked her sword, and the soft sword really softened. Jia Wan's castration remained unchanged, and continued to pinch her Neck, making a look that is bound to kill people.

Zhang Jing'er was so panicked that she forgot the sword in her hand and kicked someone's vitals.

Jia Wan hurriedly moved away, and sighed to himself that women throughout the ages, no matter whether they know martial arts or not, always do this when they are in a hurry.

Zhang Jinger turned around and ran, Jia Wan caught up with her a few steps, patted her on the shoulder, Zhang Jinger gritted his teeth, turned around and continued to draw the sword... This time the swordsmanship is much more tricky than before.

Jia Wan was taken aback for a moment, and then he couldn't laugh or cry. It turned out that this scene had his eyes closed.

In this way, it is true that one move of swordsmanship can be used from the beginning to the end, but the problem is... I am here!

And... you're about to hit a tree, sister!

He doesn't know how to listen to the wind and argue his position, so what kind of blind sword is he using?

Jia Wan kindly pulled down her sleeves, and sure enough, Zhang Jinger immediately became nervous, firing all the firepower in this direction, but... Don't retreat, don't retreat, don't retreat again... Forget it, Jia Wan turned behind her and kicked her. To some pretty girl about to fall into a tank and turn into a mermaid.

When the sword light fell, Zhang Jing'er let out a muffled snort, lying on the ground with all four limbs, chest, and face on the ground...

Jia Wan covered his face, facing such a look, he really couldn't say the line of "little beauty".

Fortunately, Zhou Kai was not so rigid. Knowing that the two of them could no longer fight, he reacted immediately and shouted loudly.

"Where did the prostitute come from? How dare you act presumptuously here!"

"Bitch, go to hell!"

Twice?

Regardless of how many times, Jia Wan turned around and ran away.

Zhang Jinger, who had been in a state of high tension, finally had time to spit out the peony and soil in his mouth, and cried hoarsely: "Leave me alone, kill him! Kill him! Kill him!"

Zhou Kai, who yelled loudly, finally rushed to the scene. Looking at the two people who had run away and almost disappeared, he said to himself, "Bless yourself", turned to Zhang Jinger, and said in a "surprised" way: "Miss Zhang, it turned out to be You? This is just now?"

……

Jia Wan is in trouble.

He runs faster than anyone else, but the problem is that he can't recognize the way, and he can't see the light, so he can only choose secluded places to drill, and the result is that he either hits a dead end or sees a patrol. Sometimes he feels safe, The "chasers" came out from the front.

That's right, it's the chasing soldiers "men".

In the beginning, only a young man in white was the one who rushed out before Zhou Kai. Jia Wan saw that he was good at martial arts, and Zhang Jinger's tone seemed to recognize him, so he deliberately slowed down and fought him a few times. As for missing the best time to escape, I didn't expect that this person was not only good in martial arts, but also popular, so the more Jia Wan ran, the more chasing soldiers behind him...

In addition, in the royal garden, no tall trees are allowed, and today is the most popular day in the entire garden. Every room is full of people. Jia Wan is really... too difficult.

Fortunately, they were concerned about the reputation of the girl's family and didn't shout loudly, otherwise it would be even more difficult for him.

"It's really lingering..." Jia Wan turned out from behind the rockery, stopped temporarily, and said angrily: "Chasing, chasing, chasing, young master, I will kill you and knock you all out!"

Suddenly, he saw a few familiar figures in front of him at the end of his eyes. He was overjoyed and rushed over. Before the other party drew his knife and asked, he pulled off his veil, "Me!"

"Jia..."

"Hush! Shhh! Be quiet!"

Quickly crossed their blockade and rushed to the chess players in the pavilion.

Emperor Qian supported his forehead and said powerlessly: "Jia Yizhi, you..."

Before he finished speaking, Jia Wan had already rushed to his side, crouched down at his feet and curled up into a ball: "Your Majesty, please take care of me!"

Although the placket of Qiandi's clothes was very wide, and he could barely hide a person behind, but it was still not safe. Jia Wan looked around, beckoned Director Liu to stand beside Qiandi, and adjusted his posture a little... ok!

Emperor Qian didn't want to talk anymore.

The right minister sitting opposite Emperor Qian, and the third prince standing aside watching chess, were speechless.

The guards outside the pavilion shouted: "The holy driver is here, who is coming? Hurry up and stop!"

The seven or eight young masters who were chasing behind hurriedly knelt down and said hello, one of them said: "The emperor forgives us, we didn't intend to disturb the holy car, but just arrested a prostitute who strayed into this place by mistake, begging the emperor for forgiveness."

Jia Wan knew something was wrong when he heard the word "obscene thief". Sure enough, Emperor Qian took a book and hit him hard on the head, gritted his teeth and cursed in a low voice: "The obscene thief! The obscene thief! The obscene thief! The obscene thief is Bar?"

Jia Wan didn't dare to scream or run, so he could only hold his head and beg for mercy.

The Prime Minister on the right looked at the pair of monarchs and ministers, angry and funny, waved his hands outside the pavilion, and said calmly: "We haven't seen any thieves here, you can look elsewhere!"

"Yes!"

"Yes……"

The people outside the booth hurriedly retreated.

Jia Wan breathed a sigh of relief, and sat down on the ground: "Finally get rid of these guys!"

As soon as he raised his head, he saw Emperor Qian pointing to his own cheek with an unfriendly expression, and asked, "Look, look, what is this?"

Jia Wan replied cautiously: "...face?"

"Ha, it's really rare," Emperor Qian taunted: "It turns out that my face is still there, and you haven't finished throwing it away yet!

"Emperor..." Jia Wan just said a word, and at the end of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of Emperor Qian snatching the whisk from Director Liu's hand, jumped up and ran away in fright, hid behind Zhao Fu, and grabbed him in front As a shield: "Your Majesty, I have been wronged..."

It was the first time for Zhao Fu to face Emperor Qian's stick directly. He shrank his neck subconsciously and said tremblingly: "Father, please calm down, Father, please calm down..."

Seeing that he couldn't beat Jia Wan, Emperor Qian angrily threw the whisk and said angrily, "Get out of here!"

Only then did Jia Wan come out from behind Zhao Fu.

"You told me you were wronged?" Emperor Qian was so angry that he laughed: "Look at what is on your head? Are you wronged?"

He actually forgot about this... Jia Wan hurriedly tore off the peony from his head, threw it into the flowers to destroy the body and wiped out the remains, and then pulled back the deliberately crooked bun, and immediately looked human again.

First of all, I bowed my hands to the right minister to say thanks: "Master right minister, thank you for your relief just now."

The Prime Minister on the right shook his hand and said: "It's okay, it's okay... the old man is used to it."

At the beginning when Jia Wan beat up the envoy of the Huns, he was the one who went to benevolence. Compared with that time, it is a trivial matter like a prostitute or something.

He asked again, "Master Jia, is this?"

Jia Wan cast a sneaky glance at Emperor Qian, and said, "I'm just...just joking with them..."

Emperor Qian sneered and said: "Just kidding, what is it like to be chased? You say 'I never lost when I was young'? I am ashamed for you!"

Jia Wan muttered: "I didn't lose, but I was a little lost, and I was worried that their delicate skin and tender flesh would be accidentally broken by me..."

"Lost..." Emperor Qian remembered that there was another person: "Where's Zhou Kai?"

Jia Wan resentfully said: "The hero is saving the beauty!"

Choose your character carefully!

"Oh," the right minister said in a daze, "I said why Master Jia would play such a joke with the girl's family. It turns out that Zhou Shizi was moved by the idea of ​​a gentleman...it's no wonder!"

"That's right, that's right!" Jia Wan clapped his hands, and said with righteous indignation: "It's that kid Zhou Kai! If you like him, you dare not say it directly, but you have to play some kind of hero to save the beauty, but he turned out to be a hero, which caused me to be kicked out." Looks like a rabbit...it's all his fault!

"Your Majesty, wait for him to come back and beat him hard!"

"You still have time to worry about others!" Emperor Qian couldn't help but want to find a stick, Jia Wan saw that the situation was not good, and ran away, saying: "Your Majesty, I will come here as soon as I change my clothes!"

作者有话要说：感谢在2019-12-2021:15:29~2019-12-2123:44:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: 100 yuan is not given to me, three mushrooms are cool, and it is hard to think of one nickname;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：独占欲30瓶；100元都不给我、tfeng20320瓶；小公主不打你、lucy10瓶；是小笼包呀、Godiva、啵哩海苔5瓶；静默颓败1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!