The stand-in of feigning death is subject to A and Cha

At noon the next day, Matisse walked out of the room with his upper body bare, brushing his teeth, and bumped into Lin Xiaoshen who had just returned from the outside.

Seeing the gloomy look on his face, he froze for a moment, blinked his eyes, and asked him curiously: "Didn't you have sex with your ex-boyfriend last night? Why did you wake up so early today? Where did you go so early in the morning?" ?”

Lin Xiaoshen walked into his room, spread it out on the sofa, stared blankly at the ceiling, and said with a deadened heart: "What the hell, I didn't do it at all. I can't get hard. I didn't get hard after watching the film. It's a shame..."

Thinking of the complicated look in his ex-boyfriend's eyes when he looked at him, Lin Xiaoshen wished he could run thousands of miles away, and fled the city overnight against the train station.

"I went to the hospital in the early hours of last night and went to the emergency department. I asked the doctor how to treat frigidity, but he asked me to see a psychologist."

Speaking of this, Lin Xiaoshen became sad when he saw it, and said in a voice that seemed to die, "I'm only 29, and it's said that men at [-] are like wolves and tigers. Why don't I feel that at all? I'm not yet [-]." , it’s no longer possible..."

Matisse thought for a while, and Shen Yan said: "This sentence is correct. When I was 30 years old, I had sex quite frequently, once every three or two days. Friends around me have it once a day. You two Not once a year seems to be a bit unfair..."

The unfinished words were swallowed back under Lin Xiaoshen's cold gaze.

"I don't believe your nonsense. It's a lie for a shitty man to turn thirty like a wolf or a tiger. Men can't do it when they reach middle age. I'll ask my friend."

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and made a call, Mathis didn't even have time to stop him.

As soon as he got connected, he immediately asked, "Ji Rufeng, how many days do you and Shen Qing have sex?"

Ji Rufeng seemed to be woken up in his sleep, and he probably wasn't fully awake yet. He was stunned by this sudden question, and his voice was lazily: "What? What are you doing? You're older Son......"

"Sex!" Lin Xiaoshen yelled at the deaf man blankly, "How many days do you and Shen Qing have sex? Ten days or half a month?"

He is now even more shameless than Ji Rufeng.

"Ten days and a half month?" Ji Rufeng seemed to wake up suddenly, and asked him, "Are you cursing me not to lift?"

"...How many days? Three days? Four days? Or five days?"

"Once a few days?" Ji Rufeng didn't know what he thought of, and laughed softly, his voice was lazy and gentle: "Sorry, we do it several times a day, half a month at a time. Hang up, it's okay Don't call me in the morning, just catch up on sleep, he pestered me for a long time last night, please be considerate."

Lin Xiaoshen: "..."

"Oh, that's right." Ji Rufeng suddenly remembered something, and said very viciously: "I have a doctor here who treats impotence and premature ejaculation, and I will give you the contact information later?"

Lin Xiao took a deep breath and closed his eyes: "Ji Rufeng, I advise you to be an individual."

"Don't worry, physiological dysfunction is not a disease. Early detection and early treatment are not necessary. You are still young and have a lot of youth, so you can't just..."

Lin Xiaoshen sank to his dantian: "Get out!!!"

Ji Rufeng hung up the phone in a hurry, then threw away the phone, stretched out his long hand, and brought the person in his arms to this side again, and continued to sleep in his return sleep with peace of mind.

And Lin Xiaoshen was pissed off by this wicked guy.

Due to the operation of that show, he directly changed from gloomy to deep depression. He originally promised to go to Australia with Matisse and did not go.

After afternoon tea, I still felt uncomfortable. Ji Rufeng's phrase "Physiological dysfunction is not a disease" was played in 3D in my mind, and I silently scolded my mother.

Unable to bear it any longer, Lin Xiaoshen called Su Yu. He was astonished and asked, "Brother, did you have any physical dysfunction when you were 30 years old?"

Su Yu didn't speak.

Lin Xiaoshen thought he didn't understand, and explained to him straightforwardly: "It's just frigidity, have you ever had it before?"

Su Yu's hand holding the phone trembled, and he couldn't help but think of the incident when the two of them almost had sex after drinking some time ago.

Not knowing what came to mind, she pursed her lips and asked, "Xiaochen, what do you mean..."

Lin Xiaoshen didn't expect him to be so blunt, and he still didn't understand, so he thought for a while, and made a metaphor that made Su Yu feel like a thunderbolt.

He said: "It's that you kissed and hugged someone, but didn't get hard in the end. Have you ever experienced this kind of thing? Did you ever have such a thing when you were 30 years old?"

Seeing that he hadn't spoken, Lin Xiaoshen probed expectantly: "It should have happened, brother, think about it carefully. I think most men will have it when they are around 30 years old. Are you right?"

He was deeply shocked by Ji Rufeng's "several times a day, once for half a month", and he never believed that he could do it alone in the whole world.He expects someone to tell him, no, it's not that you can't do it, but that every 30-year-old man has to go through this stage.

Su Yu's face turned pale from being frightened by Lin Xiaoshen, this embarrassing topic was thrown out so unexpectedly.

He tried to maintain his composure, "Didn't I have...that one that night?"

"Ah?" Lin Xiaoshen was dumbfounded.

Su Yu was silent for a while, and explained to him righteously: "Even if there is any intimacy, it is impossible for me to have anything to you... Odd

Weird reaction because you're my brother.Xiaochen, my brother is normal, whether it is before or after 30 years old, it is normal in that respect, so you don't have to worry about me. "

I'm worrying about myself...

Su Yu still seemed to be afraid of his wild thoughts, and continued to explain: "It's not because of my problems that I don't get married or fall in love. Don't listen to those people talking nonsense. It's just that I didn't find someone I like. I'm sorry about what happened that night, brother. I offended you." You, I'm sorry, my brother apologizes to you."

"No." Lin Xiaoshen didn't care about what happened that night at all. Now he only cares about whether his brother is the same as himself or not. He said dejectedly, "You were hard that night, and you kept pushing against me."

Su Yu: "!!!"

"Did you forget brother? You had a reaction that night, and it was strong. But I didn't react at all, not at all. I had sex with someone last night, and I didn't get hard. He kissed me, hugged me, and touched me. I didn't respond, and even felt...disgusted. But he is obviously clean and gentle.

Rou, but I just can't make out with him.Brother, the doctor said that I am frigid and mentally ill, what should I do? "

"I haven't had sex for two years, not even self-blasphemy. Brother, did you really not live like me when you were 30?"

As soon as the voice fell, Lin Xiaoshen heard the sound of the water glass falling to the ground on the other end of the phone.Su Yu's breathing suddenly became heavier.

He was taken aback, "Brother?"

There was no sound on the other end, Lin Xiaoshen stared blankly at the hung up phone, wondering why Su Yu hung up on him, was it because his problem made him feel embarrassed?

It's possible, after all, he has a thin skin.

Lin Xiaoshen threw away the phone sadly, and threw his whole body on the bed, planning to have the cheek to ask Ji Rufeng for the doctor's contact information at night.

In the past, if he didn't understand anything, he would ask Su Yu directly, and Su Yu would always give him the best solution, but this time, he couldn't count on his brother.

Two days later, Lin Xiaoshen returned to New York.

Su Yu was not in the Su residence. He heard from Uncle Chen that he flew to Munich overnight last night, saying that he had a makeup business to discuss.

Lin Xiaoshen felt inexplicably that he seemed to be hiding from himself, but he couldn't figure out why.

There was the sound of a car driving in from outside.

Lin Xiaoshen looked out and found that it was Su Jinuan whom he hadn't seen for a while.

She got out of the car, threw the key to the servant, asked him to help her reverse the car, and walked in on a pair of black hoods.

White chiffon suit, with a high ponytail, the whole person is refreshing and capable, the standard professional women's attire, but because of the glasses on the bridge of the nose, there is a touch of scum.

Lin Xiaoshen looked away silently, and heard Mrs. Su smiling and asking Su Jinuan, "Xiaonuan, why are you wearing glasses today?"

Su Jinuan pulled away the chair next to Lin Xiaoshen and sat down, and smiled at the old lady Su, "I bought a new one yesterday. Mom, how is it? Does it look good?"

"Well, it looks good. Today's clothes are also good-looking. It looks more refined."

Su Jinuan proudly took off her glasses and looked at it, and raised the corners of her mouth, "Of course, I paid a lot of money to hire a stylist to make this look for me, so I finally got this look done for me. Now, isn't it more like a University teacher?"

She is very different from the group of high society ladies. She doesn't like to wear skirts and high heels, and she doesn't like to have afternoon tea parties. She likes to wear white shirts and overalls when she has nothing to do. With her, life is like a free wind.

Lin Xiaoshen always felt that she and Shen Qing would have a lot of topics to discuss, such as how to increase the chances of surviving heavy motorcycles that fail to bend.

He felt that if given the opportunity, the two of them could have an in-depth exchange.

"Aunt Si, have you returned to teach at Columbia University recently?"

"Well, I was pissed off by a little girl." Su Jinuan rarely responded to him, with a cold face: "My course was opened for a semester, and I was late, and she left early. During the semester, I only found out that there is such a person as her."

"I asked her to retake it. The little girl was not convinced, she secretly unloaded my wheels, and said that I am not a professor of this course. Because no professor would come to school wearing dirty overalls and riding a heavy motorcycle. There's still paint on it."

"She suspects that I kidnapped the professor, because that professor is very beautiful, unlike me, who looks sorry for all human beings

child. "

She squinted her eyes and said with a smile: "I can't wait for her to see my beautiful professor, she will be very surprised." Lin Xiaoshen asked curiously: "Did she really admit it wrong?"

"It should be, because my photo on the school's official website is without makeup."

"What about when she saw you that day? With makeup on?"

"Does the paint count? I painted too much the night before, and I got up the next morning and threw it into your pile of paint. I didn't have time and didn't wash my face.

Lin Xiaoshen asked casually: "What's the name of that little girl?"

"Shen Luo, this name is about to appear on my re-study list. Before I calm down, she won't be able to graduate."

Lin Xiaoshen paused with the hand holding the coffee, and looked at her without words.

Suddenly, I didn't know what I thought of, and I asked, "Is there a dinner party tomorrow? I'm going too, right?"

Su Jinuan looked at him and frowned: "What do you think? You put off the previous banquets, so it's unreasonable not to go this time. Also, remember to bring a female companion, there will be a masked ball later."

Lin Xiaoshen smiled, "Don't worry, I've found a female companion."

Shen Qing, it shouldn't matter to borrow your sister, right?

The author has something to say

As mentioned in the previous article and "The Movie King", Shen Luo is the little beauty Song Ningxi raised outside. After finding out that she was a stand-in, she ran away and went to study abroad.And Su Jinuan is poaching, come on, mom is optimistic about you, okay?