zombie job

Wu Jin failed to complete the great goal of fishing all day on the first day of work.

The superiors wanted to train Wu Jin, so after lunch, Wu Jin received his first commission from the dead.

It was probably because a zombie and a dog monster had quarreled on the nearby East Street. The two had fought several times, and it was very violent.

Then the zombie inside called the police first, saying that the dog took his arm and refused to give it back to him, and asked the Bureau of Abnormalities to arrest the dog, otherwise he would make a fuss.

It happened that there was a zombie inside, and it was a relatively simple mediation task, so this was assigned to Wu Jin. Of course, Yin Yinming had to follow.

……

"So." Wu Jin stood between the dog monster and the zombie, "Didn't you say you were fighting?" Hearing it carefully, his tone was a little disappointed.

Yin Tabing sat next to Wu Jin with a blank expression.

The zombie and the demon dog were trembling, not daring to look at Wu Jin.

It is not a secret that Wu Jin was born, nor is it a secret that he joined the Bureau of Abnormalities.

But isn't it unreasonable for such a thing to come out to mediate?

"Go ahead." Wu Jin was a little confused, "How can I mediate if you don't continue?"

"Woo..." The dog monster was about to burst into tears, he was still holding the zombie's arm in his mouth, and his mouth trembled after smelling the breath of Wu Jin.

"No, I dare not continue." The zombie was trembling and cringing.

Wu Jin blinked his eyes twice in confusion, Yin Yuming coughed, and Wu Jin immediately responded: "Then what. Give him your arm back."

Wu Jin said it to the dog demon, and the dog demon quickly spit out his arm and handed it to the zombie.

"Then, then..." Wu Jin frowned.

"Shake hands and make peace." Yin Yinming reminded him.

"Yes! Shake hands and make peace!" After Wu Jin finished speaking, he looked around the two people again: "No objection."

"No!" The two shook their heads quickly, then forced a smile, shook hands and then hugged.

Wu Jin was very satisfied, and when he left, he smiled at Yin Yinming: "My task has been completed perfectly."

"Yeah." Yin Yinming nodded, he could see that the two guys were under Wu Jin's pressure to shake hands and make peace, but as long as it works.

"I think..." Wu Jin stopped in the middle of speaking.

Yin Yinming reacted quickly, pulled Wu Jin aside, and stretched out his hand to block the knife that was slashing across.

With a ding, the knife landed on Yin Yinming's arm.Yin Yuming's clothes were cut, but his arms were intact.

The man holding the knife, Yin Yuming, knew him. It was the man who had stared at Wu Jin before: "Ghost-killing knife, you son of the Lang family?"

Yin Yinming looked around.

The area around here was not a bustling area, and there were generally few people, but it was not as if there were no one like now.

It could only be that this man opened some magic weapon of enchantment type.

After missing a hit, the man stepped back again, placing the knife in his hand at his side.

The whole body of the knife was scarlet, the blade was somewhat like a Tang knife, the handle was slightly curved, and the word "killing ghosts" was engraved on it.

"He wants to hit me?" Wu Jin's eyes widened in disbelief, "Does he think he can beat me?"

That's right, the latter sentence is what surprised Wu Jin, surprised that there are human beings so confident.

"What do you want to do?" Yin Taboo blocked Wu Jin who poked his head out behind him.

"Working with evil spirits, Mr. Yin." The man frowned, his voice a little hoarse, "Have you ever thought about the consequences of doing so!"

Yin Yinming turned his head and glanced at Wu Jin, then turned around, exposing Wu Jin to the man.

Then he stretched out his hand and gestured to Wu Jin: "Then why don't you come and see if you can hack him to death?"

"You can't kill people." Yin Yinming reminded Wu Jin.

Wu Jin understood, so he stretched out his hand and took out a dozen paper figurines from his pocket.

Those villains made a sound of "hee hee hee hee hee" while rolling up their sleeves and preparing to beat someone up.

The man swings the knife... doesn't swing.

"Hee hee hee hee!" A few paper puppets controlled the man.

"Hee hee!" Another paper figurine rushed up, holding a folding bench in his hand.

"What are they talking about?" Yin Yinming asked.

Wu Jin listened for a while, and then translated: "It means beating him, the one holding the bench scolded him."

Yin Taboo was silent for a while, and then sighed: "Your paper piercer has a very distinctive personality."

Wu Jin's paper piercer has no self-awareness, and is more like a symbiont derived from Wu Jin.

Zhizharen's distinctive personality shows that Wu Jin's nature may be a bit of a detached one.

In the end, the man was pinned to the ground by the people who tied the paper.

The man wanted to struggle, but couldn't break free: "Mr. Yin!"

"Don't call me, I have nothing to do with him now." Yin Yinming even refused to meet this guy's eyes.

"What's the end of colluding with this kind of thing?!" The man's voice was loud, "Isn't the death of hundreds of people in our Lang family enough to explain the problem?!"

"The death of your family members has something to do with Wu Jin?" Yin Taboo's tone became a little irritable, "Wu Jin was sealed 1000 years ago, and it's only been nearly 200 years since your Lang family got rich."

"Ten years ago when your Lang family was destroyed, how long has it been since Wu Jin was released?"

"But he's a zombie!" the man roared, "He's not a human after all! If he's not my kind, his heart must be different."

"I'm not human either." Yin Yinming reminded him.

The man froze.

"I'm not human either." Yin Tabing sneered, "I guard this place, kill demons, suppress evil spirits, and keep one side safe, but I'm definitely not human."

"According to what you said." Yin Yinming asked again, "What should I do differently?"

Wu Jin was grabbed by Yin Yinming's wrist and pulled away.

Wu Jin took back his paper figurine, and seeing Yin Yinming's expression was sour, he felt novelty: "He wants to kill me, why are you so angry?"

"You'll know when you've almost recovered." Yin Yinming didn't explain.

"Then shall we file a complaint?" Wu Jin asked again.

Yin Yinming was taken aback when he asked this question.

"Go to the chief to file a complaint and let the chief punish him." Wu Jin said again.

"You're right." Yin Tabing felt a little helpless, but he wasn't so angry anymore. He didn't know if he was influenced by Wu Jin's unique brain circuit, "Go, go and sue."

If you say you want to file a complaint, you can file a complaint. The director was originally taught by Yin Yinming, and the man's behavior did indeed touch on a principled issue.

Among other things, if Wu Jin is not what he is now, if his temper is a little more violent, if that man provokes him, he may have to cause big problems.

That was the real mess.

So that man was not only named and criticized, but also had to write a self-criticism and deducted his salary.

As soon as Wu Jin heard the words deducting wages, he felt a little chilly. This was really cruel.

"That person's name is Lang Zheng." After returning to the Bureau of Abnormalities, someone came up to explain to him.

We are all old colleagues, and Lang Zheng did such a thing... To be honest, it was unexpected and reasonable.

A man with a big back and greasy hair came to Wu Jin's side: "The direct line of the Lang family is also the last descendant."

Wu Jin nodded, nibbling on the chicken feet snacks brought by the man.

"The old man of their family once raised a living corpse, and that living corpse died miserably. The old man looked at him pitifully, so he taught him how to cultivate." The man sighed.

"At that time, Lang Zheng was still studying in junior high school outside. His house was in the mountains. But when he came home, all he saw were corpses all over the floor."

"Oh." Wu Jin nodded to show that he understood, "What does that have to do with me?"

"It doesn't matter." The man shrugged, "It's just that he himself thinks that all corpses are not good things. It's usually better to stay in the human world and not commit crimes. The main reason is that you have a special status."

Is it more special?

"It's nothing special. If it wasn't because your breeder was dying, he wouldn't have sealed you." Yin Yinming spoke from the side.

"I know." Wu Jin thought for a while, "The old man said that things I didn't do should not be blamed on me."

"Yes." Yin Yuming lowered his eyes, "His plan was to entrust you to me."

"Eh?"

"It's just that I couldn't take care of myself at that time." Yin Yinming glanced at his hands, "It was a time when the country was in crisis, and not long after you were sealed, I fell into the sea with my body."

"I crawled out, but the others didn't, and I couldn't save them."

"Yin Taboo?" Wu Jin felt that something was wrong with Yin taboo, the most obvious thing was that he could smell the faint scent.

Yin Yuming's face was not quite right when Lang Zheng was looking for trouble.

Not because of Wu Jin.

It's just because of the phrase "If you are not of my race, your heart must be different."

Yin Tabing's state is dangerous in itself, he is a guardian born of human belief.

But he is not human after all.

Yin Taboo knew that he was not in the right state, and his thinking seemed to be in a dead end.But knowing it was one thing, he still couldn't control it.

……

When it was time to get off work, a few colleagues came to look for Wu Jin, surrounded Wu Jin and Yin Taboo and walked to the door of the Bureau of Abnormalities.

"Qin Lulu, take care of Wu Jin." Yin Yinming frowned and got up, he needed to adjust his state.

"Eh?" Qin Lulu looked at Wu Jin, then at Yin Yinming: "Mr. Yin, are you going?"

"Well, don't let Wu Jin talk to weird people, remember to send them back when you've had enough fun." Yin Yinming got up and nodded towards the crowd, "I won't go, you won't feel comfortable if I go."

Saying that, he turned to leave.

While Wu Jin looked around, he also looked at Yin Yinming's back.

"Next time." Wu Jin made a difficult decision and ran towards Yin Yinming.

"Yin Taboo!" Wu Jin ran to Yin Taboo's side, "Are you suffering?" He asked in a low voice.

"It's okay." As soon as Yin Yinming finished speaking, he felt Wu Jin reach out and pat him on the back.

Just like when Wu Jin took pictures of children at that time.

In fact, such a move is useless.

Wu Jin was full of entanglement: "I could have had hot pot and snacks."

"You can still go now." Yin Yuming didn't quite understand why Wu Jin came here.

Wu Jin's expression became even more tangled: "...Forget about eating at home, I'll order takeaway." Having said that, his head drooped.

The whole zombie was limp.

"Let me treat you, you can order whatever you want." Yin Yinming said again.

Wu Jin seemed to change his face, his smile came back in an instant, and the movement of patting his back was even more attentive.

Yin Taboo was a little helpless, but also thought it was a little funny, the originally tense nerves seemed to relax a little, not so uncomfortable.