Cannon fodder self-rescue strategy

Han Dong has two sons, the eldest son is named Sancai, and the youngest son is named Xiaohei.

After they were born by Li Xiao, they instantly turned into two palm-sized little dragons. The Dragon King of the West Sea took the two little dragons from Han Dong's hands and said, "Before they are two years old, they naturally have to keep their appearance as little dragons. But... He touched the little dragon with three colors on the tail affectionately with his fingers.

Because this little dragon completely inherited the characteristics of his father Han Dong, so after their full moon, Han Dong gave his two sons Han Dong and Han Feng nicknames Sancai and Xiaohei.

Recently, Xiao Hei is not happy, because the daughter-in-law he fancy has been snatched away by his brother Sancai.

Although, he is five years old now.However, he already knew what a daughter-in-law was.

Speaking of daughter-in-law, one has to talk about the dragon who comes to visit with Grandpa Xihai every day.

He has a golden body, dark eyes, and half-length black hair, which is really fascinating.

They told him that the little yellow was his uncle!

But, but, what is Uncle?Can I eat it?

Father said, uncle is his younger brother?

But why is his younger brother uncle?

The uncle is not the father's younger brother, but his daughter-in-law.

His lovely, beautiful daughter-in-law, the daughter-in-law who will give him a baby in the future.

However, the daughter-in-law was snatched away by Sancai two days ago.

It's so annoying!Obviously my uncle likes him the most.

It's really fun to talk about the cause of this.

Xiao Hei didn't understand what a daughter-in-law was.

It's just that he just happened to be playful that day, and swam to the coast of the East China Sea, just right!I just saw a few children from mortal families playing again, you are a game of getting married.

The male doll will be the bridegroom, the female doll will be the bride, and the other little dolls will be the bearers. Several people start the marriage game with the female doll on their backs. The little dolls run and sing out of tune songs, The male doll pretending to be the groom's official also sang along, and then they walked into the circle drawn on the sand, the male doll lifted the handkerchief from the female doll's head and said, "I married you, you want to eat it for me." .”

The girl said: "Brother, let's eat together."

The male doll said: "I don't want to eat with you."

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Xiao Hei's blood was boiling with such a nutritious conversation, and he suddenly felt that this game was deeply in his heart, so he hurried back to the Dragon Palace, and it happened that at this time, the Dragon King of the West Sea came with his youngest son.

Every time the Dragon King of the West Sea comes again!

This old man, bah, the handsome Dragon King runs to the East China Sea whenever he has something to do.

A kind of subject of the East China Sea who has been disturbed, has a little opinion, you can tell me!What does it mean to come to the East China Sea every day if you have nothing to do when you obviously have your own place?

However, due to the very good relationship between the East and West seas, the previous clear restrictions have disappeared. On the contrary, the rate of intermarriage between the East and West Seas has increased, the birth rate of seafood has also increased, and many sea creatures have been born.

In addition, the east and west seas have always been in good weather, so that the fishermen's harvest has been good, and the performance of the two dragon kings has naturally received a lot of praise.

Jealousy naturally came, wanting to pick a thorn or something when there was nothing to do, it was so annoying.

Fortunately, the Heavenly Emperor in the sky is the incumbent of Donghai, eh, grandpa?

Anyway!Because of this relationship, the Emperor of Heaven is a protectionist, and always likes to bring his wife to the East China Sea.

So, such a strong signal implies!Taibai Jinxing's fairy family who loves to gossip silently gossiped about the relationship between the Tiandi family.

So the immortals-oh!I know everything.

After that, no one dared to pick on Dongxihai's thorns.

Just kidding, that's the grandson of the Heavenly Emperor's family, isn't that just looking for a draw?

cough!The topic is far away.

As soon as Xiao Hei saw Grandpa Xihai, Xiao Huang's eyes lit up behind him, he stepped forward to hold Xiao Huang's arm, and shook it coquettishly, "Xiao Huang, Xiao Huang, let's get married later."

The Dragon King of the West Sea frowned. His son is unreliable, and the grandson he teaches is also unreliable. What is Xiao Huang?

What about calling the dog?

He coughed in a low voice, and pretended to ignore him and went to the office of Donghai Dragon Palace. Xiao Huang saw his father leaving.

He said coldly: "Oh. What game? Is it fun?"

Xiao Hei nodded quickly and said, "It's fun, it's fun. I see all children in the world play like this."

Xiao Huang pretended to understand and suddenly realized: "Ah! It's a game in the world! I know, I know."

Xiao Hei was excited, "You know? That's great, let's play."

As he spoke, he pulled him to the side, and sat upright, waiting for his instructions.

but--

1 minutes.

2 minutes.

Three minutes passed, and Xiao Hei looked at Xiao Huang suspiciously, "Xiao Huang?"

Xiao Huang said impatiently: "Don't you want to play? Play!"

Xiao Hei couldn't understand Xiao Huang's anxiety at all, so he clapped his hands excitedly, "Okay, okay! I want to be the bridegroom, and you want to be the bride." Speaking of this, he found that there seems to be a lack of bearers.

It happened that just after waking up from a nap, Sancai, who was looking for his younger brother, came over.

Little Hei's eyes lit up, and he shouted, "Three colors, three colors."

Sancai came over slowly, "Well, brother."

Xiao Hei said: "We are playing a game."

Sancai said: "Oh, play."

Xiao Hei said: "You come to be the bearer to welcome the bride, and the bride is Xiao Huang."

Sancai nodded half-understanding, followed his instructions and dragged the bride to run away! ! !

He also said in a serious manner: "The bride is finished, he is my bride." Slowly dragged Xiao Huang back to the palace to find his father and concubine to beg for food.

Xiao Hei was dumbfounded, why is this a bit wrong?

Whoooo!Mine is obviously my bride!

That villain in Sancai stole my bride.

So these two days Xiao Hei was unhappy, very unhappy, no longer pestering Li Xiao to sleep together, no longer pestering his brother to play with each other, even less food to eat.

Li Xiao didn't care enough about his two children. In his heart, Han Dong was number one, and the two children were barely second.

So it was Han Dong who first noticed the change in Xiao Hei's heart.

Today, I just finished my work ahead of schedule, so I went to other people's room, bought a lot of eels, and wanted to make some eel rice for the two babies, because he found that the two babies really like to eat, especially Xiao Hei.

As for my own wife!He said shamelessly that his wife would eat whatever he cooked.

So when he finished cooking a large table of dishes and greeted his family for dinner, he discovered that his little Heizi didn't even eat the fish he usually likes to eat.

His whole body was shocked.

Xiao Heizi lived in a place where there was nothing to be happy about, and he usually chattered and made noises during meals. Talking about it at the dinner table every day could make the atmosphere of eating very pleasant.

But today he was surprised to find that in the past two days, it seems that Xiao Hei in his family has not had a lively atmosphere, and even his temper has become quiet?

Is this obviously a ghost?

He picked up Xiao Hei, let him sit on his lap, and asked softly, "Hei! Why are you unhappy? Come and talk to Dad!"

Xiao Hei was asked why, and after two days of crying, finally, finally, the embankment burst.

He found that his family didn't love him, and they didn't even ask about Sancai's robbing his wife.

Hum hum!He is very unhappy.

When Li Xiao saw Xiao Hei crying, he frowned, "What's wrong?"

The couple asked together.

Xiao Hei started to complain about Balabala, saying how Sancai robbed his daughter-in-law.

When the two couples heard this, they looked at each other and laughed together.

Han Dong even kissed his little cheek fiercely, and said to him very seriously: "Come on, in order to punish Sancai, let's let my brother be your daughter-in-law, okay? Let's play the game again."

Xiao Hei thought for a while and nodded in displeasure, Sancai didn't know why.

Then Han Dong put him on his neck and asked him to ride. Li Xiao hugged Sancai and walked around the room twice. Han Dong also called out jokingly, "Hey married a wife."

Xiao Hei also clucked, "I'm marrying a wife."

Sancai also shouted, "I'm marrying a wife."

Xiao Hei said unhappily, "I married a wife."

Sancai raised her head, "I, me, me."

Xiao Hei: "It's not me."

Sancai: "No, it's me."

Xiao Hei: "You will be my daughter-in-law, and I will give you fish to eat."

Sancai thought for a while, "Two, I will be your daughter-in-law."

Xiao Hei begged Han Dong, "Father, Father."

Han Dong's stomach was about to burst into laughter, "Okay, okay, my father will make it for you."

Li Xiao glared at him angrily.

Then Xiaohei married Sancai, and Sancai became Xiaohei's wife.

The next day, Xiao Huang came with the Dragon King of the West Sea. He wanted to get close to Sancai coldly. Seeing this, Xiao Hei put his hips on his hips and said loudly: "Sancai is my wife. You are not allowed to come near her in the future." he."

Xiao Huang didn't believe it: "The three colors are mine."

Xiao Hei said: "Hmph, mine. Did I give you two fish in Sancai?"

Sancai nodded, "Yes, yes."

Xiao Huang's little tears just fell away, and then he cried loudly, crying and ran to Han Dong's office.

When the Dragon King of the West Sea heard Xiao Huang crying, he frowned, stood up quickly, put Xiao Huang in his arms in a blink of an eye and asked softly: "What's wrong with my big baby?"

Xiao Huang cried for a while, and then began to complain intermittently, "San Cai bullied me, woo woo woo. She has become Xiao Hei's daughter-in-law, not my husband-in-law!"

Han Dong, who hurried over to see what happened, couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

Xiao Huang thought his brother was making fun of him, and he cried even more happily.

The Dragon King of Xihai stared at him, and comforted him: "It's okay, our little Huang is the cutest, the cutest."

Han Dong suppressed his laughter, suppressed the urge to laugh, pulled his two bewildered sons and said to Xiao Huang, "Yes, yes! Xiao Huang is the cutest, isn't he?"

He looked down at his two sons, who nodded together.

He coaxed in a low voice: "Let Xiao Huang be the daughter-in-law for the two younger brothers, okay?"

Xiao Hei was unwilling, and Sancai didn't say anything.

"I'll make five servings of eel rice for you guys!"

Xiao Hei and Sancai struggled for a while, and they all raised their childish voices, "Okay! Father."

Han Dong looked at Xiao Huang, "Look at Xiao Huang, they are willing to play with you." He said with a handkerchief to wipe the tears off his face.

Xiao Huang nodded, jumped out from the arms of the Dragon King of the West Sea, held the hands of the two children, and happily went to play.

The Dragon King of Xihai took a sad look at his son, and sure enough, his son can coax children!