Cannon fodder self-rescue strategy

There has always been a legend in Qingping Town...

Legend has it that Qingping Lake is the location of the Dragon Gate of the West Sea. Many fish spirits who want to become dragons have to go through ninety-nine and 81 waters on Qingping Lake before they can jump onto the Dragon Gate and become immortal beasts.

Thousands of years ago, the people who lived in Xihai did not believe in the so-called Longmen and goblins.

For humans like them, goblins are harmful monsters, and if they don't invite eminent monks and powerful Taoist priests to destroy them, it will be regarded as a great blessing.

It is a matter of indignation to forbid them, ordinary people who live for a living, to no longer fish in Qingping Lake.

then……

As the mayor of the town and a few wealthy households, in the middle of the night, they discussed this important event in the Yihong Courtyard with the lights on.

The next day they took the guys, fishing nets, buckets, etc. refreshedly.A so-and-so person from a certain school in a certain mountain in a certain place, a Taoist priest.

Under the guidance of the plug-in Taoist priest, on a dark and windy night, specifically at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, everyone lay down around the trees and trees to feed the mosquitoes.Sit and wait for the magical scene to appear on Qingping Lake, what a faint yellow light.

but……

After feeding the mosquitoes all night, I killed several of them, but I didn’t see any opening of the dragon gate. This is really annoyed. households.

In order to vent their dissatisfaction and the stupid mourning of being fooled, they desperately took the servants and servants they brought with them to no avail. They stripped naked, revealing their perfect bodies kissed by mosquitoes, and jumped into the lake to start the great game of fishing. Target.

But it was strange to say that the fish they fished out either had a golden thread on their tail, or a golden thread on their body, or a golden thread in their eyes.

In short, there is always one with a golden thread.

Dazed by anger, their rationality instantly returned a little bit, and they happily ran to the Taoist priest to ask for praise, explanation, and answer.

The Taoist priest looked at several pairs of eyes around him, stroked his beard, and snorted contemptuously with an expression of ignorance. After being strongly satisfied with his self-esteem, he reluctantly said: "This thing is the goldfish spirit." Ordinary people say that a goldfish with a hundred thousand gold, a bright future and immortality are as simple as taking something from the void.”

When they got what they wanted, everyone went crazy. They all abandoned the so-called master-servant relationship and jumped into the lake to scuffle and scramble regardless of etiquette and shame, even the Taoist priest who stood by the lake pretending to be noble was no exception.

Greed has conquered everything in front of me.

They were very dissatisfied until they couldn't catch any more fish, and returned with a full load of their own things.

Little did they know that a disaster had already happened.

On the night of the full moon in the first lunar month, it has finally spanned a thousand years, and the dragon gate, which has gathered countless blessings, is about to rise into the sky in Qingping Lake and open the golden dragon gate.

According to the practice for thousands of years, when the dragon gate is about to open, the fish spirits have to bathe in Qingping Lake and soak for 49 81 days before they can get rid of the evil spirit in their bodies, transform their immortal energy, and cross the arduous nine-nine-eighty-one waters in one fell swoop. , endured the severe pain and burned the tail of the fish, and became Jackie Chan.

But today, the Dragon Gate, which only opens once every 1000 years, rises from the bottom of Qingping Lake on time and hangs high in the sky.Prepare to resist the ferocious attack of wave after wave of immortal energy crushing.

but……

The pendulum of time swings rapidly, what about the fierce attack that was promised?What about the school of fish?What's the deal?

Is it easy to open the dragon gate once?

Now he was abandoned in the sky coldly, Longmen also has a temper.

Longmen, who turned into a Jinmen doll, swung his short arms and legs, and ran to the Dragon King of the West Sea crying to complain.

Why is it easy for him to come out once?Why do fish schools in the West Sea not follow the rules?What kind of people have been waiting for Ai Ai for more than 1000 years and finally prepared themselves for psychological blows.Don't even think about passing through his door to meet a fish and become a dragon.

But what about the fish Nima said?What about fish?What about fish?What about fish?

If this is known by the other Longmen of Sanhai, don't laugh at him to death!

Thinking of this sad incident, he ignored his image, actually he had no image at all, sat on the ground and began to cry and cry.

The sharp voice can be described as shocking and weeping ghosts and gods!

Aww, the West Sea is an earthquake sea, a strong tornado is blowing on the sea, is it in the sky?In the sky above Qingping Town, the thunder and lightning never stopped.

The Dragon King of the West Sea was furious, and quickly turned the time back to a day ago with the water sky mirror, and the mirror clearly showed the actions of the rich, the mayor, and the Taoist priest.

The Dragon King of the West Sea was especially furious, and Jinmen Doll was even more furious.

Motors, humans are greedy...

So, both of them were furious, waved their sleeves together, and ran to the heavenly emperor to cry together.

When the Emperor of Heaven knew about this, he felt deeply sad and angry on the surface, but he felt good on the inside!Finally, the heavens don't have to put so many useless dragons anymore.So he pretended to have a headache and pushed the matter back to the Dragon King of Xihai, and let him solve it by himself, and told the Dragon King by the way that he just had to figure it out in front of the bottom line.

So this bottom line is so intriguing.

The Dragon King of the West Sea pulled his hair so much that his hair almost fell out, and finally, under the influence of all kinds of crying and rolling of the Jinmen doll, he waved his sleeves to stop the rain.Waving the sleeves will stop the fishermen from fishing, and waving the sleeves will make those who eat and buy goldfish either sick or sick.Slowly the plague began to infect the mortals, and there was no cure, no cure, and they couldn't die.

Ma Da, people in the underworld spread the word: Although the Dragon King wants to avenge the Shui tribe, please don't change people's life and death books randomly, and don't kill others, disturbing Yin and Yang, causing chaos in the underworld, and affecting the normal order of Yin and Yang.

Fell, the Dragon Lord was aggrieved, what is the matter!The most fundamental thing is to blame human beings for being greedy. Although they have warned him several times, they deceived him too softly, which made the Shui people suffer such a catastrophe.Let all the immortals regard him as a soft persimmon, he feels deeply ashamed, deeply ashamed!

Ever since, the Dragon King of the West Sea retreated and stopped playing.

Whoever likes it can do it!I can't afford to take care of you anymore, can't you?

This act of the Dragon King of the West Sea has hurt all mortals and immortals.