Life is too short to be sexy
Chapter 1
Fence, an unfamiliar word that many people can't understand, comes from the meaning of "police" in Russian. Barris has been passed around a lot, and it gradually became "fence".I remember when I was young, the neighbors would always gather in one place, the neighbors always talked about each other, and the neighbors always complained about each other. In big cities, there were always relatives who couldn’t get along with each other. Small things about rats’ back pain were still colorfully passed on.However, the people who can become topical characters must not be simple. They all have one thing in common, that is, 'idling around and not doing business properly'.While this type of people became the butt of gossip, they also had to bear the curse behind them without knowing it. The term "squatting on the fence" probably became popular at that time.
At first, when I first heard the word 'squatting on a fence', I was stupid enough to associate it with Paris, and I could go abroad after serving a prison sentence.
It's terrible to be uneducated, and the noise is loud!
Of course, in some small cities with insufficient cultural popularization and economic development, there will always be some people with foamy heads who regard "squatting on the fence" as capital to show off.In the words of this kind of people—you don’t understand brother’s loneliness, he can do anything from eating royal food to visiting houses, and he can do anything. in it.
Old Dog Cai is a rather lonely master.It was about to dawn, and the faint morning light shone in through the small windows on the wall. With the dim light, it still couldn't brighten the whole cell.The old-fashioned fan fixed on the iron plate is shaking its huge head left and right, and the "creaking" sound makes everyone who wakes up from the heat extremely irritable.
Cai Laogou squinted his eyes and glanced at the small opening on the wall, then let out a sigh that didn't fit his identity, and cursed in his mouth.Everyone woke up early, and when they heard Cai Laogou sigh full of anger, no one said anything to tease him.
It's not that I don't have the guts, but that I don't have the leisure and elegance.
"Fuck..." Cai Laogou had had enough mental torture, sat up shirtless, and wiped the hot sweat from his chest.Cai Laogou glanced left and right, and saw that everyone was pretending to be dead, which immediately aroused his furious nerves, "Wake up for me, is it interesting for everyone to pretend to be dead?"
Cai Laogou is the 'boss' here, don't look at the usually playful and smiling face, once he is really in a hurry, he is also a person who dares to smash a big stone in his chest, and he doesn't beat people to scare people.
After a few thumps, the people on the sleeping board sat up one after another, staring at Old Gou Cai with wide eyes.Cai Laogou's lingering eyes swept over everyone, and finally fixed his gaze on the face of a handsome boy.Facing the depiction of Cai Laogou's ferocious eyes, the boy not only didn't show any fear, but turned his mouth slightly at him.
"Come here" Cai Laogou waved at the boy.
"What were you doing in the past?" The boy joked without fear of death.
"Come here as soon as I tell you, there's so much nonsense here." Old Dog Cai moved his body and turned to where the boy was, squinting his eyes and said, "If you can't come here, I'll go and catch you."
The boy pretended to be helpless, climbed up from the wooden plank, and seemed to get by Cai Laogou's side.Cai Laogou nodded contentedly, raised his big callused hand and put it on the boy's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Xiao Feizi, you are going out from here today, to be honest, I am a little bit reluctant to let you go " Cai Laogou sniffed, his moist eyes seemed to squeeze out a few drops of cat urine.
Ai Fei shrugged his shoulders, and said with a smile: "Can we take my hands away first, I really can't resist you doing this with my small body."
Old Dog Cai withdrew his hand, took out half a cigarette that he had secretly hidden from under the pillow, lit it, and put it in his mouth, "I'm sorry, I couldn't hold a farewell party for you before I left. Brother, it's been a waste of years." I'm confused." Old Dog Cai glanced at the crowd, his menacing gaze immediately enlivened the wooden people around him, and echoed, "Boss, don't think too much, Xiao Feizi will definitely understand you."
Ai Fei ignored the words of everyone except Cai Laogou, looked at the tall and thick old man in front of him and sighed, and felt like he wanted to laugh but couldn't.Cai Laogou was acquainted by Ai Fei when he changed prisons for the third time. He is a warm-hearted man who always puts a smile on his face to show that his temper is not as violent as the legend says.Ai Fei was curious about the nickname Cai Laogou, and had secretly inquired about it. Unfortunately, Cai Laogou is Cai Laogou without any praise or belittling.
The three years of imprisonment are about to pass, but Ai Fei never called him 'Cai Laogou', and only two words summed it up - Brother Cai.
Cai Laogou covered Ai Fei for three years, and Ai Fei supported him for another three years. This kind of friendship between the two brothers alone is enough for them to find a remote corner and pretend to be aggressive when no one is around. He sighed and sighed several times.
Those who share the same smell are called bosom friends.
His confidant is about to go away, and Cai Laogou can't say even if he has a thousand words. In the eyes of others, he is a rough old man, how can he do something that will damage his mighty image by crying and crying.Cai Laogou suppressed his sore nose and watched Ai Fei being taken away. He clasped the iron gate with both hands and looked out through the only gap.
When brother goes out, brother is still covering you.
The strong reluctance behind him made Ai Fei's footsteps heavier, but he couldn't turn back, he didn't want to stay here any longer, he wanted to return to the free world and start his free life again.After passing through many iron gates and coming to the exit of the high wall grid, Ai Fei finally found the feeling of being able to "fly".
Ai Fei, you can fly however you want, even if you fall off, flapping your wings, just do it again!
After stepping through the iron gate and taking the first step, Ai Fei suddenly wanted to turn his head and look at the place where he had lived for the past three years, although this was a place that was worth nostalgic for except Cai Laogou.
"What are you doing, you have already left, and you still have to look back?"
There was a sound of reprimand behind him, Ai Fei did not immediately execute it as before, he turned his head slowly, and looked up at the cramped sky inside the high-walled power grid with a happy smile—Brother Cai, even though you are a weirdo, you still always I think squatting on the fence is a kind of 'glory', but I have to say something to you from the bottom of my heart, don't be stinky, make a good transformation, and your words will definitely be brought to you.
Gradually moving away from the past, in front of him is a straight and endless road. Ai Fei put the worn-out canvas bag on his shoulders, kicked the rubberized sneakers towards the ground, bent down, looked ahead, and felt in his heart Silently counting three two one, he rushed out like an arrow. The sound of the wind whizzing beside his ears was no longer the horizontal movement of the air, but the freedom to break through the shackles, allowing him to return to the world that truly belongs to human life.
Running all the way, laughing wantonly, all the negative emotions suppressed in the bottom of my heart for many years disappeared in the limbs and bones at this moment, leaving only the ecstasy that I thought could last for a long time.Smelling the breath of freedom and heaven and earth, Ai Fei ran far, far away, as if he would not get tired, he kept running and laughing.
After running for half the road, Ai Fei finally stopped, wiped off the sweat on his face, and continued to move forward with joy.This is a city that Ai Fei is very unfamiliar with, and it is the city where he was reformed through labor. He wants to leave here as soon as possible and return to the land where he was born and raised.
Ai Fei's hometown is adjacent to this city, [-] kilometers away, and there is only one slow train that can get there. If you get on the train at night, it will arrive at four o'clock the next morning.Ai Fei embarked on the train home with a small amount of travel expenses. The one-night hard seat journey was extremely novel, just like a babbling child who encountered new things and lost the concentration he should have .
At six o'clock in the morning, the late train finally entered the station slowly. At this time, Ai Fei was already guarding the door of the train. His excitement touched every nerve, and his uncontrollable frantic heartbeat made him inexplicably nervous.In fact, Ai Fei's idea of rushing out of the car door and running wildly failed to come true. Instead, he helped an old lady with poor legs and feet dragging a heavy suitcase out of the station.
Before Ai Fei went to labor reform, he lived with his father and younger sister in a bungalow in Zhongshan District.Ai Fei's father is an ordinary worker with great ambitions. Apart from his job, he likes to find some free time to study small-scale "housing design".No, my own compound was designed by my father.
The father's appearance is still clear, but his younger sister who looks like a tomboy is blurred.
Ai Fei is eagerly thinking about the scene of living in that courtyard three years ago. Just when he was full of joy and struggled to find the "foothold" in his memory, everything in front of him made him fall into the trap again. In the confusion of not knowing where to go wrong.Whether it is long or short, three years can not only change a person silently, but also change a city drastically.
The bungalow area in my memory is gone, and what stands in front of me is one piece after another of high-rise buildings.Ai Fei carried a canvas bag on his shoulder and wandered in front of one residential building after another.
The old lady sitting not far away cast a curious look, and Ai Fei felt trembling when she saw it, and immediately turned around and left.
Ai Fei thought to himself that there were many jokes in his life, but this time, he couldn't find a home!
Ai Fei bought a bottle of mineral water and two breads at a nearby small shop while looking for a house without a drop of water all day long, and squatted on the side of the road nearby to eat.While eating, Ai Fei was also calculating how much money was left. After careful calculation, the total assets were 30 yuan and [-] cents.
Tired of squatting, just sit on the ground.Ai Fei took a bite of the big bread and chewed it with puffed cheeks. He couldn't think of the consequences of not being able to find a home. Looking at the small amount of change, he decided to find a free place to sleep first before talking.
Ai Fei raised his head, drank the mineral water in one breath, and threw the bottle into the garbage dump in the distance.The bottle drew a perfect arc in mid-air, perhaps due to the effect of the damn wind, which made the bottle's trajectory deviate in the middle, and it hit a tall and stupid man impartially.
Facts have proved once again that Kobe's pitching accuracy is not something everyone can practice.
Ai Fei watched with his own eyes that the big tall man bent down to pick up the bottle that hit him on the head, and when he turned his face, he glared and said, "The eyes are growing and the back of the head is gone, where are you throwing it..." The big tall man stopped before he finished speaking. Stopped, staring at Ai Fei dumbfounded.
Ai Fei patted his butt and stood up, "Sorry, I didn't notice just now."
"Are you Ai Fei?" The tall man was not quite sure that the person in front of him was Fa Xiao, who had played with him in mud countless times. He walked over with a bottle in his hand, feeling puzzled and embarrassed. Say, "My beloved concubine?"
A childhood joke, like a silver snake lightning split layers of dark clouds.Hope was rekindled, Ai Fei excitedly grabbed the tall man's shoulders, and Bel said stupidly, "Great, I finally met an acquaintance, but... who are you?"
At first, when I first heard the word 'squatting on a fence', I was stupid enough to associate it with Paris, and I could go abroad after serving a prison sentence.
It's terrible to be uneducated, and the noise is loud!
Of course, in some small cities with insufficient cultural popularization and economic development, there will always be some people with foamy heads who regard "squatting on the fence" as capital to show off.In the words of this kind of people—you don’t understand brother’s loneliness, he can do anything from eating royal food to visiting houses, and he can do anything. in it.
Old Dog Cai is a rather lonely master.It was about to dawn, and the faint morning light shone in through the small windows on the wall. With the dim light, it still couldn't brighten the whole cell.The old-fashioned fan fixed on the iron plate is shaking its huge head left and right, and the "creaking" sound makes everyone who wakes up from the heat extremely irritable.
Cai Laogou squinted his eyes and glanced at the small opening on the wall, then let out a sigh that didn't fit his identity, and cursed in his mouth.Everyone woke up early, and when they heard Cai Laogou sigh full of anger, no one said anything to tease him.
It's not that I don't have the guts, but that I don't have the leisure and elegance.
"Fuck..." Cai Laogou had had enough mental torture, sat up shirtless, and wiped the hot sweat from his chest.Cai Laogou glanced left and right, and saw that everyone was pretending to be dead, which immediately aroused his furious nerves, "Wake up for me, is it interesting for everyone to pretend to be dead?"
Cai Laogou is the 'boss' here, don't look at the usually playful and smiling face, once he is really in a hurry, he is also a person who dares to smash a big stone in his chest, and he doesn't beat people to scare people.
After a few thumps, the people on the sleeping board sat up one after another, staring at Old Gou Cai with wide eyes.Cai Laogou's lingering eyes swept over everyone, and finally fixed his gaze on the face of a handsome boy.Facing the depiction of Cai Laogou's ferocious eyes, the boy not only didn't show any fear, but turned his mouth slightly at him.
"Come here" Cai Laogou waved at the boy.
"What were you doing in the past?" The boy joked without fear of death.
"Come here as soon as I tell you, there's so much nonsense here." Old Dog Cai moved his body and turned to where the boy was, squinting his eyes and said, "If you can't come here, I'll go and catch you."
The boy pretended to be helpless, climbed up from the wooden plank, and seemed to get by Cai Laogou's side.Cai Laogou nodded contentedly, raised his big callused hand and put it on the boy's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Xiao Feizi, you are going out from here today, to be honest, I am a little bit reluctant to let you go " Cai Laogou sniffed, his moist eyes seemed to squeeze out a few drops of cat urine.
Ai Fei shrugged his shoulders, and said with a smile: "Can we take my hands away first, I really can't resist you doing this with my small body."
Old Dog Cai withdrew his hand, took out half a cigarette that he had secretly hidden from under the pillow, lit it, and put it in his mouth, "I'm sorry, I couldn't hold a farewell party for you before I left. Brother, it's been a waste of years." I'm confused." Old Dog Cai glanced at the crowd, his menacing gaze immediately enlivened the wooden people around him, and echoed, "Boss, don't think too much, Xiao Feizi will definitely understand you."
Ai Fei ignored the words of everyone except Cai Laogou, looked at the tall and thick old man in front of him and sighed, and felt like he wanted to laugh but couldn't.Cai Laogou was acquainted by Ai Fei when he changed prisons for the third time. He is a warm-hearted man who always puts a smile on his face to show that his temper is not as violent as the legend says.Ai Fei was curious about the nickname Cai Laogou, and had secretly inquired about it. Unfortunately, Cai Laogou is Cai Laogou without any praise or belittling.
The three years of imprisonment are about to pass, but Ai Fei never called him 'Cai Laogou', and only two words summed it up - Brother Cai.
Cai Laogou covered Ai Fei for three years, and Ai Fei supported him for another three years. This kind of friendship between the two brothers alone is enough for them to find a remote corner and pretend to be aggressive when no one is around. He sighed and sighed several times.
Those who share the same smell are called bosom friends.
His confidant is about to go away, and Cai Laogou can't say even if he has a thousand words. In the eyes of others, he is a rough old man, how can he do something that will damage his mighty image by crying and crying.Cai Laogou suppressed his sore nose and watched Ai Fei being taken away. He clasped the iron gate with both hands and looked out through the only gap.
When brother goes out, brother is still covering you.
The strong reluctance behind him made Ai Fei's footsteps heavier, but he couldn't turn back, he didn't want to stay here any longer, he wanted to return to the free world and start his free life again.After passing through many iron gates and coming to the exit of the high wall grid, Ai Fei finally found the feeling of being able to "fly".
Ai Fei, you can fly however you want, even if you fall off, flapping your wings, just do it again!
After stepping through the iron gate and taking the first step, Ai Fei suddenly wanted to turn his head and look at the place where he had lived for the past three years, although this was a place that was worth nostalgic for except Cai Laogou.
"What are you doing, you have already left, and you still have to look back?"
There was a sound of reprimand behind him, Ai Fei did not immediately execute it as before, he turned his head slowly, and looked up at the cramped sky inside the high-walled power grid with a happy smile—Brother Cai, even though you are a weirdo, you still always I think squatting on the fence is a kind of 'glory', but I have to say something to you from the bottom of my heart, don't be stinky, make a good transformation, and your words will definitely be brought to you.
Gradually moving away from the past, in front of him is a straight and endless road. Ai Fei put the worn-out canvas bag on his shoulders, kicked the rubberized sneakers towards the ground, bent down, looked ahead, and felt in his heart Silently counting three two one, he rushed out like an arrow. The sound of the wind whizzing beside his ears was no longer the horizontal movement of the air, but the freedom to break through the shackles, allowing him to return to the world that truly belongs to human life.
Running all the way, laughing wantonly, all the negative emotions suppressed in the bottom of my heart for many years disappeared in the limbs and bones at this moment, leaving only the ecstasy that I thought could last for a long time.Smelling the breath of freedom and heaven and earth, Ai Fei ran far, far away, as if he would not get tired, he kept running and laughing.
After running for half the road, Ai Fei finally stopped, wiped off the sweat on his face, and continued to move forward with joy.This is a city that Ai Fei is very unfamiliar with, and it is the city where he was reformed through labor. He wants to leave here as soon as possible and return to the land where he was born and raised.
Ai Fei's hometown is adjacent to this city, [-] kilometers away, and there is only one slow train that can get there. If you get on the train at night, it will arrive at four o'clock the next morning.Ai Fei embarked on the train home with a small amount of travel expenses. The one-night hard seat journey was extremely novel, just like a babbling child who encountered new things and lost the concentration he should have .
At six o'clock in the morning, the late train finally entered the station slowly. At this time, Ai Fei was already guarding the door of the train. His excitement touched every nerve, and his uncontrollable frantic heartbeat made him inexplicably nervous.In fact, Ai Fei's idea of rushing out of the car door and running wildly failed to come true. Instead, he helped an old lady with poor legs and feet dragging a heavy suitcase out of the station.
Before Ai Fei went to labor reform, he lived with his father and younger sister in a bungalow in Zhongshan District.Ai Fei's father is an ordinary worker with great ambitions. Apart from his job, he likes to find some free time to study small-scale "housing design".No, my own compound was designed by my father.
The father's appearance is still clear, but his younger sister who looks like a tomboy is blurred.
Ai Fei is eagerly thinking about the scene of living in that courtyard three years ago. Just when he was full of joy and struggled to find the "foothold" in his memory, everything in front of him made him fall into the trap again. In the confusion of not knowing where to go wrong.Whether it is long or short, three years can not only change a person silently, but also change a city drastically.
The bungalow area in my memory is gone, and what stands in front of me is one piece after another of high-rise buildings.Ai Fei carried a canvas bag on his shoulder and wandered in front of one residential building after another.
The old lady sitting not far away cast a curious look, and Ai Fei felt trembling when she saw it, and immediately turned around and left.
Ai Fei thought to himself that there were many jokes in his life, but this time, he couldn't find a home!
Ai Fei bought a bottle of mineral water and two breads at a nearby small shop while looking for a house without a drop of water all day long, and squatted on the side of the road nearby to eat.While eating, Ai Fei was also calculating how much money was left. After careful calculation, the total assets were 30 yuan and [-] cents.
Tired of squatting, just sit on the ground.Ai Fei took a bite of the big bread and chewed it with puffed cheeks. He couldn't think of the consequences of not being able to find a home. Looking at the small amount of change, he decided to find a free place to sleep first before talking.
Ai Fei raised his head, drank the mineral water in one breath, and threw the bottle into the garbage dump in the distance.The bottle drew a perfect arc in mid-air, perhaps due to the effect of the damn wind, which made the bottle's trajectory deviate in the middle, and it hit a tall and stupid man impartially.
Facts have proved once again that Kobe's pitching accuracy is not something everyone can practice.
Ai Fei watched with his own eyes that the big tall man bent down to pick up the bottle that hit him on the head, and when he turned his face, he glared and said, "The eyes are growing and the back of the head is gone, where are you throwing it..." The big tall man stopped before he finished speaking. Stopped, staring at Ai Fei dumbfounded.
Ai Fei patted his butt and stood up, "Sorry, I didn't notice just now."
"Are you Ai Fei?" The tall man was not quite sure that the person in front of him was Fa Xiao, who had played with him in mud countless times. He walked over with a bottle in his hand, feeling puzzled and embarrassed. Say, "My beloved concubine?"
A childhood joke, like a silver snake lightning split layers of dark clouds.Hope was rekindled, Ai Fei excitedly grabbed the tall man's shoulders, and Bel said stupidly, "Great, I finally met an acquaintance, but... who are you?"
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