Life is too short to be sexy

It's been a long time since no one has washed Lian Kai's clothes. In the past, he sent the big ones to the laundry, and he rubbed the small ones with his own hands. From this point of view, Lian Kai has taken advantage of all the advantages of being a single man. Played to the fullest.At this moment, Lian Kai recalled a sentence with tears in his eyes, it was like this - eating, drinking and having fun are called goods, and those who share weal and woe are called wives.

Even though Ai Fei and Lian Kai have no history of sharing joys and sorrows, he is still willing to use this sentence to describe the relationship between them.Lian Kai likes this kind of feeling, it feels like an old married couple in the plain.Lian Kai's life from childhood to life can be described in one word, which is "mixed".

When he was a child, Lian Kai hung out with his uncle, and when he grew up, he hung out with Shitou's group of iron buddies. In fact, in his inner world, he was eager to find the source of his stability. Now, Lian Kai finally found it. After getting this kind of feeling, I finally have the feeling of cutting off drunkenness, dreaming and dying, and going on with feasting and feasting.

Lian Kai was so excited that he danced and danced. He took off only a pair of white underpants in front of Ai Fei. When he brought the clothes to Ai Fei, Ai Fei was staring at him with a sad face, which made him I was very embarrassed, and felt ashamed for the first time, "I slept in the car last night, so help me wash everything by the way."

Forbearance makes progress for a while, and takes a step back to make things worse.Come on, let's just accept it, let's take it as a different kind of reward for Lian Kai Mingming to insist that he didn't eat breakfast.Ai Fei took the clothes, gave Lian Kai a hard look, turned around and walked into the narrow bathroom that wasn't big enough to accommodate two people.

Ai Fei found out early in the morning that Lian Kai had eaten breakfast, and it was the oily smell on the corner of his mouth that betrayed him.

Lian Kai followed with a hippie smile, leaned against the bathroom door and said, "Aifei, do you want to wash by hand?"

Ai Fei turned his head curiously, "Otherwise?" Ai Fei touched Lian Kai's excellent clothes and said, "Don't you feel bad about putting your clothes in the washing machine? Besides, there is no washing machine here. Hand washed."

"That's it." An idea flashed through Lian Kai's mind, but the time is not ripe yet, let's talk about it later.Lian Kai stared at Ai Fei's back, and invisibly transformed his washing action into a twisting posture. His blood was boiling when he saw it, and he thought to himself, what are you doing twisting, you are sincerely seducing me, right?

Lian Kai raised his head in disbelief, and at this moment, Ai Fei turned his head curiously, after all, Lian Kai is not a person who can calm down.Ai Fei and Lian Kai's gazes collided, and at the same time they saw something they shouldn't have seen. Ai Fei blushed, turned his head back in a hurry, and said angrily: "You are an animal, you can do this anytime, anywhere. ?”

Now that they are all called animals, then there is no need to hide them. Lian Kai, who was still a little bit ashamed, is now upright this time.He pinched his waist with a cigarette in his mouth, leaned against the door and said with a grinning grin, "I'm very hot, so I'm in good health. Haven't you seen that commercial? I'm fine, and you're fine."

For the first time so far, Alfred has encountered an ad that he hates.Ai Fei stopped talking to Lian Kai, a shameless person, and while washing his clothes, he finally found the difference between him and Shao Hui.One is not annoying, but no one likes it no matter what; the other is hated by thieves, but somehow just wants to get close.

Ai Fei was speechless and choked. What kind of disease did he have? He was terminally ill.

Seeing that Ai Fei ignored him, Lian Kai couldn't help being a little disappointed. He turned back to the dining table and looked around several times. In order to realize his inner thoughts, Lian Kai decided to test Ai Fei.Lian Kai cleared his throat, "I said Aifei, the dormitory provided by your store is too simple, right?"

Ai Fei rolled his eyes helplessly, and no longer perfunctory Lian Kai with few words like before, "I am very contented, if this store didn't take me in, I would still live in the broken garden."

"Broken garden?" Lian Kai asked in surprise, "Is it after you came out?"

Ai Fei replied: "Well, when I first came out, I only had about [-] yuan on me, and I was too embarrassed to trouble my friends, so I found a broken garden and slept for a few days." It was a few days that Ai Fei would never forget. In just a few nights, Ai Fei suffered all kinds of tortures such as loss and helplessness. Except for death, he fantasized about all possible outcomes countless times.

Lian Kai felt sad when he heard it, and when he really didn't know how to express his inner thoughts, he hurriedly changed the subject, "Aifei, I think you'd better find another place to live."

"Huh?" Ai Fei turned around curiously, "Why do you say that?"

Lian Kai knew that Ai Fei would fall into the trap, so he clapped his hands and smiled and said, "Think about it, now that you have found Ye Zi, and it is so hard for you to see each other, don't you want to take care of her more? You know, Ye Zi is always at night." She doesn’t go to work until eight or nine o’clock, and sometimes it’s early in the morning when she leaves work early, it’s not safe for her to go home in the dark like a girl, let me tell you, you’d better find a place to live with Ye Zi, don’t you think so?”

Lian Kai spoke clearly and logically, one word awakened the dreamer.

Ai Fei slapped his forehead violently, and the remaining foam slid down his face.Ai Fei raised his hand again to wipe off the foam, a little embarrassed: "You are right, but..." Ai Feimo calculated the existing savings, at most it was only [-], and it was still obtained from Lian Kai Yes, it was originally planned to use the method of "the wool comes from the sheep", but now it seems that it will not be used.

Lian Kai's shrewd eyes swept down, and he immediately understood the smallness in Ai Fei's heart, "Ai Fei, don't worry about the two hundred thousand you owe me, as for the thousands of dollars you have in hand, don't you plan to give it to me?" Come to the fact that the wool comes from the sheep, to tell you the truth, I have already understood your thinking."

People who are too smart are annoying.Ai Fei made it clear that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and denied it flatly: "I didn't think so, don't accuse me."

"Fuck, I'm smart, don't try to deny it." Lian Kai opened his mouth and yawned, then glanced at the two single beds in the room, "Aifei, which one is yours?"

"The one on the left with the blue sheet." Ai Fei turned his head curiously, "What are you doing?"

Lian Kai stretched his waist, "What can I do, sleep for a while." Lian Kai lay down on the bed without saying a word, hugged Ai Fei's quilt, sniffed and said, "I didn't close my eyes in the car last night, so sleepy."

Ai Fei lowered his head and asked softly, "You came over last night... What do you want me to do?"

"Well, there was something wrong at first, but... then it was fine." Lian Kai was sleepy at the moment, and fell into a deep sleep after touching the pillow.

When Ai Fei wanted to ask Lian Kai again, he was already asleep.Ai Fei didn't want to wake him up to continue the unnutritious topic just now. Relatively speaking, Ai Fei hoped that Lian Kai could be quiet for a while, just like now, he was lying on the bed that showed him a little shorter Breathing quietly, neither making noise nor laughing.

Half an hour later, Ai Fei finished washing his clothes and hung them on the heating pipe at the door of the dormitory. When he returned to the room again, Ai Fei saw Lian Kai turned over, with inexplicable discomfort on his upturned face , Ai Fei hurriedly approached and took a look, Lian Kai was dripping with sweat at this time, half of the bed sheet was permeated by sweat.

Just in case, Ai Fei hurriedly pushed Lian Kai, "Lian..." Ai Fei paused, then changed his words: "Brother Kai, wake up."

Lian Kai struggled to reveal a gap in his eyes, "What's wrong?"

Ai Fei reached out and touched his forehead, "You sweat so much, are you sick?"

Lian Kai pouted coquettishly, "I've been afraid of heat since I was a child. You don't even have an air conditioner in this room. If I wasn't so sleepy, I definitely wouldn't be able to sleep."

Ai Fei breathed a sigh of relief, and said helplessly: "The conditions here are poor, there is really no air conditioner for you, or..." Ai Fei rolled his eyes, reached out and took out an empty shoe box from under the bed, cut it open with scissors It can be used as a simple fan.As a result, Ai Fei seemed to have traveled back in time and became the personal maid of the landlord Lao Cai. When he fell asleep, he gently fanned him with a round fan in his hand.

Lian Kai fell asleep again, and he was much more comfortable than before. Just when he thought this sleep would last for a long time, his mobile phone on the table rang inappropriately.Lian Kai struggled to get up, took the phone from Ai Fei and pressed the answer button, "Fuck you Wang Chuang, call me when it's only now."

Wang Chuang said impatiently on the other end: "I said, Kaizi, can you be my ancestor? If you hadn't told me to take special care of Ai Ye, I wouldn't dare to call at this time."

Hearing Ai Ye's name, Lian Kai became much more energetic, "What's wrong, say something quickly."

Wang Chuang said succinctly: "Didn't I bring Ai Ye to familiarize myself with the business last night? When I got off work, it was two or three o'clock in the morning. She went home alone and was robbed by some boys. Afterwards, the girl in the same room told me Yes, I'm in the hospital right now." Wang Chuang got a little close to the girl who shared the same room with Ai Ye recently, in order to hide the fact that he was eating grass beside the nest, he avoided this question as much as possible.

In fact, Lian Kai doesn't care who Wang Chuang is hooking up with, he only cares about the people and things that are involved with Ai Fei.

"Which hospital?"

"Second Hospital."

"Understood, let's go right away." After hanging up the phone, Lian Kai grabbed Ai Fei's shoulder and said seriously: "Ai Fei, I have something to tell you, don't worry."

Ai Fei asked with a confused face: "What's the matter?"

"Ye Zi is in the hospital." Lian Kai saw that Ai Fei's face changed rapidly, and he hurriedly comforted him: "Wang Chuang is with the hospital, don't worry, Ye Zi is fine." Lian Kai tried his best to restrain Ai Fei shoulder, and said calmly: "Go and get my clothes first, and I will take you to the hospital."

Ai Fei was almost on the verge of breaking out, and was suppressed abruptly by Lian Kai. He ran anxiously to get his clothes, and after Lian Kai put them on, the two hurried to the hospital.At the door of the ward, they saw Wang Chuang and the girl who lived in the same room as Ai Fei. They heard from her that Ai Ye was robbed by some gangsters when she came home in the middle of the night, and all her valuables were robbed. As for people? , except for being slapped a few times, there was nothing serious.