The correct posture to dress as the protagonist
Chapter 2 Picking up the wrong person
Seeing that He Lianjin had taken off his mask, and there was continuous lightning in his hands, everyone was dumbfounded for a moment, and some of them recognized him at a glance. Everyone is under pressure. A man with such a face is still Lei Lingen, who is so self-willed to the point of arrogance. There is really no other person in the entire fairy world.
Seeing that everyone recognized his identity, He Lianjin stopped talking, so she put on the mask, put a ball on the hairball, and said as usual: "Why are you so stupid that someone stole it?" ? If I go late, you will be put in a circle around your neck and dragged into a performance, you know? You may also be skinned to make gloves, and you will be chopped up to make meatballs..."
As soon as Maotuan heard about meatballs, his eyes became bright immediately, and he almost had the words "want to eat meat" on his forehead, "Daddy, I think I can have another meatball (ˉ﹃ˉ)" He Lianjin laughed, what I want to eat is your meat, child!It is also a wonderful flower to be a foodie to do your job!What to cook with such a fat dumpling?You can only make meatballs, right?
"Dare to ask, but the Seventh Elder of Chongyunmen, Immortal Helian?" A question interrupted Helianjin's extended imagination. She was very thin, with high cheekbones, a tuft of mustache on her chin, and a pair of eyes that fell on He Lianjin's body, looking calculating.
When the people around heard that it was He Lianjin, the faces of those who were only surprised by his appearance also changed.
Chongyunmen was originally one of the four major sects of cultivation in the fairy world, with a rich heritage. 300 years ago, Ling Yunzi, the third elder of the Taishang, went out to meet friends. On the way, he picked up He Lianjin, who was only five years old. Lingyunzi saw that he was born with a spiritual body, mutated Lei Linggen, talented and intelligent, and most importantly, he was surprisingly good-looking. , So the incomprehensible old man unexpectedly accepted He Lianjin as a closed disciple, and became the seventh junior brother of He Qingyun, the current head.
He Lianjin is also considered to be up to date. She established her foundation at the age of 16 and reached the golden core stage in just 300 years. No one can match the younger generation in the fairy world.However, there is an old saying, "You can't beat the master to beat the apprentice, and you can't beat the senior brother to beat the junior." In a sect as big as Chongyunmen, there are many enemies. He Lianjin's status is embarrassing, and everyone wants to challenge him. To defeat He Lianjin is to defeat the first generation disciple of Chongyun Sect, not to mention the embarrassment of Chongyun Sect, but he can still make a name for himself.
As for He Lianjin, as one of the peak masters of the seven main peaks of the Chongyun Sect, although he is ranked at the bottom due to his age and seniority, it can be seen that the Chongyun Sect values him, and he has been spoiled since he was a child , so his personality is also extraordinarily capricious. If others make trouble, no matter who it is, they will call back.And he also has a senior brother who has been passed down in the same line. His personality is as evil as that of a demon cultivator. He is talked about in the whole fairy world.
Seeing the calculating look on the mustache's face, He Lianjin continued to feed the hairball, even if she didn't eat it herself, seeing the deliciousness of the hairball would make her feel better.As for others, hmph, if you interrupt someone's brain, you will be punished, and if you start a conversation again, you will call back.
Speaking of it, he was also responsible for the crime, because this book was cheated by himself. His original occupation was an online novelist who made a living by selling brains, and he was quite famous.
He was born into a wealthy family in the local area, and it was extremely easy to raise him.His parents divorced and lived with his teenage elder brother since he was a child. Compared with other second-generation ancestors, he does not prostitute or gamble but writes novels, although because of his sexuality, he writes Danmei novels, and his brother is busy with company affairs. Dote on him, don't care about him, play with him, as long as he is happy.
A few years ago, there was a gust of wind, and readers liked Jack Tom Mary Sue, as long as it was Sue's, readers liked it.So he made a fool of himself, but because he couldn't bear to pour dog blood every day, he didn't even match the protagonist's CP, so he fell through the trap.
He was so unlucky, he didn't know how he got into this book in a daze, and in order to survive, he also adapted to his role in the past few years.According to the instructions in the book, I found the hairball that was still an egg. I originally wanted to keep it as a pet and use it as a golden finger in the future.I didn't expect this kind of creature to be regarded as a mother when I first saw it. He Lianjin taught Mao Tuan countless times before breaking it straight. You are not allowed to be called a mother. Your mother eloped with someone else. From now on, we will live together. , Unknowingly, He Lianjin became a father.
Mao Tuan is a foodie, an omnipotent foodie who can eat anything!The name is very tall, the sky-swallowing chaotic beast, the next generation will be born automatically after one dies, don't ask him how to breed, because he doesn't know.In short, there is only such a one in the Three Realms, and it is right that it is awesome, but now, this guy knows how to eat!
Thinking of this, He Lianjin sighed, and vowed that she would never pick up anything again. Pets can say that they can eat you at most, but human beings... He Lianjin quickly scanned the surrounding area with her spiritual sense, remembering that person's eyebrows. That beautiful flame cloud pattern shook her head immediately, her brain stopped, and she had to pick someone for her lust, and it would be a disaster if that evil star caught up.
Seeing that He Lianjin was immersed in her own small world without speaking, she fed her pets enough, took out a low-grade spirit stone, picked up the pet of an unknown species and walked away, all of a sudden they had different thoughts.Seeing that He Lianjin had left, the mustache also paid the bill. After seeing the mustache, a few thoughtful people followed suit and followed him out.
Sensing the situation behind her, He Lianjin shook her head helplessly. He didn't want to cause trouble, he just wanted to be a quiet salted duck egg, so idle and rich.But why bother?Is this a side effect of the protagonist's halo?
But what about the protagonist's halo?What about the god-defying attributes that people love each other, flowers bloom when they see flowers, and cars see car flat tires?What about the good luck physique that you can pick up your wallet when you go out?The promised good looks are all over the world, who will give a little face when they see it?Until now, apart from this face, he has not matched any other faces!But he is a man, what is the use of a good-looking face?
He Lianjin felt that she had been hit again, his sister, if this young master doesn't get mad, you think he is easy to bully, don't you?Seeing him stop, the people behind him all stopped.
He Lianjin touched her own interspatial ring, narrowed her eyes, her long and narrow eyes looked like a scheming fox. "Do you think that there must be countless treasures on me, as long as you kill me, all of you can get benefits? Hahaha... What a joke, are you sure you can leave safely after killing me? That little girl Beard, he uses you as a shield, and you are still stupidly bumping up, alas, stupid human beings, there is really no way out."
Mao Tuan raised his head and shrugged his nose, rubbing his little hairy face puzzledly, and a familiar smell wafted past just now.This is... "Daddy, I smell a familiar smell!"
Holding a long sword in the palm of his hand, He Lianjin held the ball of hair in his left hand, and said with a smile: "You are full just now, let alone smell the meatball again." As he spoke, he raised his right hand lightly, A golden thunder light began to emerge from the sword body, if you want to fight, you can fight, and you can't blame him if you die.
The people on the opposite side saw He Lianjin's rising fighting spirit, and immediately looked at each other in blank dismay. A sword cultivator is still a fierce thunder attribute sword cultivator. To be honest, if they are not in the same heart, it is impossible to win, not to mention that He Lianjin is still fighting. Holding pets in one hand, obviously not paying attention to them.
Seeing that a fight was about to start, Mao Tuan hurriedly reminded: "No, Daddy, it's him! It's Ye Mushroom!"
He Lianjin shuddered, and Mao Tuan's words were like a needle, piercing He Lianjin's balloon-like aura.Ye Mushroom is the Mozun Ye Minghuang, and Mao Tuan has been secretly calling him Ye Mushroom, because the name is easy to remember as long as it is related to eating.He glanced at the dozens of people on the opposite side, and snorted, count you lucky today!
When everyone saw He Lianjin turned around, they ran away, as if fleeing for their lives, so they all sacrificed magic weapons to chase after him.He Lianjin must be scared, it is very likely that she is injured, otherwise she would not turn around and run away!So everyone made up their minds and chased after!As long as they hurt him and snatched his treasure, they will flee to the Southern Wilderness. Anyway, there are mixed dragons and snakes here, how many can He Lianjin remember?As long as they don't kill him, Chongyun Sect shouldn't hold them back.
He Lianjin felt that the group of people behind him were still chasing after him, and a few sword beams even tore through his cassock. Although the clothes were being repaired automatically, his embarrassed appearance was too detrimental to his protagonist's image. This young master is a man. God, how could I run around like a mouse and hack you!
So he swiped his long sword angrily, looked at the person opposite and sneered, "Don't delay my effort, it's better to fight together to save time." He knew that just showing up would cause trouble, isn't he a lucky physique, Is it a disaster-inducing physique?If you kill them, you have to run away, or you won't be able to go.
It's a pity that before the people on the opposite side made a move, a huge fire net suddenly appeared in the sky, and the purple flames gradually connected into pieces, and a semicircular fireball fell on everyone's heads upside down.After reacting, everyone began to retreat one after another, but this speed still did not catch up with the speed of the flame spreading.Amidst the screams, a familiar tone sounded in the air, "Hmph, if you dare to touch my deity, you're courting death!"
Hearing this familiar voice and seeing this familiar flame again, He Lianjin really wanted to grab a handful of grass and hold it tight - let go - and clenched it again, what the hell, "You really linger! "
Such a high level of spiritual power, such precise control, the smell of blood all over his body as soon as he makes a move, hurting others but not him, and the color of the flames, this man came so fast!
Seeing that several people were burnt to the point that there was no ashes left, He Lianjin frowned, this evil star!Sure enough, his temper didn't change at all.
Mao Tuan screamed, holding He Lianjin's hand and screaming: "Emma! Cut the meat!"
He Lianjin looked at the flame above her head, paused while touching the hairball, no, child, maybe we will become braised pork...
Seeing that everyone recognized his identity, He Lianjin stopped talking, so she put on the mask, put a ball on the hairball, and said as usual: "Why are you so stupid that someone stole it?" ? If I go late, you will be put in a circle around your neck and dragged into a performance, you know? You may also be skinned to make gloves, and you will be chopped up to make meatballs..."
As soon as Maotuan heard about meatballs, his eyes became bright immediately, and he almost had the words "want to eat meat" on his forehead, "Daddy, I think I can have another meatball (ˉ﹃ˉ)" He Lianjin laughed, what I want to eat is your meat, child!It is also a wonderful flower to be a foodie to do your job!What to cook with such a fat dumpling?You can only make meatballs, right?
"Dare to ask, but the Seventh Elder of Chongyunmen, Immortal Helian?" A question interrupted Helianjin's extended imagination. She was very thin, with high cheekbones, a tuft of mustache on her chin, and a pair of eyes that fell on He Lianjin's body, looking calculating.
When the people around heard that it was He Lianjin, the faces of those who were only surprised by his appearance also changed.
Chongyunmen was originally one of the four major sects of cultivation in the fairy world, with a rich heritage. 300 years ago, Ling Yunzi, the third elder of the Taishang, went out to meet friends. On the way, he picked up He Lianjin, who was only five years old. Lingyunzi saw that he was born with a spiritual body, mutated Lei Linggen, talented and intelligent, and most importantly, he was surprisingly good-looking. , So the incomprehensible old man unexpectedly accepted He Lianjin as a closed disciple, and became the seventh junior brother of He Qingyun, the current head.
He Lianjin is also considered to be up to date. She established her foundation at the age of 16 and reached the golden core stage in just 300 years. No one can match the younger generation in the fairy world.However, there is an old saying, "You can't beat the master to beat the apprentice, and you can't beat the senior brother to beat the junior." In a sect as big as Chongyunmen, there are many enemies. He Lianjin's status is embarrassing, and everyone wants to challenge him. To defeat He Lianjin is to defeat the first generation disciple of Chongyun Sect, not to mention the embarrassment of Chongyun Sect, but he can still make a name for himself.
As for He Lianjin, as one of the peak masters of the seven main peaks of the Chongyun Sect, although he is ranked at the bottom due to his age and seniority, it can be seen that the Chongyun Sect values him, and he has been spoiled since he was a child , so his personality is also extraordinarily capricious. If others make trouble, no matter who it is, they will call back.And he also has a senior brother who has been passed down in the same line. His personality is as evil as that of a demon cultivator. He is talked about in the whole fairy world.
Seeing the calculating look on the mustache's face, He Lianjin continued to feed the hairball, even if she didn't eat it herself, seeing the deliciousness of the hairball would make her feel better.As for others, hmph, if you interrupt someone's brain, you will be punished, and if you start a conversation again, you will call back.
Speaking of it, he was also responsible for the crime, because this book was cheated by himself. His original occupation was an online novelist who made a living by selling brains, and he was quite famous.
He was born into a wealthy family in the local area, and it was extremely easy to raise him.His parents divorced and lived with his teenage elder brother since he was a child. Compared with other second-generation ancestors, he does not prostitute or gamble but writes novels, although because of his sexuality, he writes Danmei novels, and his brother is busy with company affairs. Dote on him, don't care about him, play with him, as long as he is happy.
A few years ago, there was a gust of wind, and readers liked Jack Tom Mary Sue, as long as it was Sue's, readers liked it.So he made a fool of himself, but because he couldn't bear to pour dog blood every day, he didn't even match the protagonist's CP, so he fell through the trap.
He was so unlucky, he didn't know how he got into this book in a daze, and in order to survive, he also adapted to his role in the past few years.According to the instructions in the book, I found the hairball that was still an egg. I originally wanted to keep it as a pet and use it as a golden finger in the future.I didn't expect this kind of creature to be regarded as a mother when I first saw it. He Lianjin taught Mao Tuan countless times before breaking it straight. You are not allowed to be called a mother. Your mother eloped with someone else. From now on, we will live together. , Unknowingly, He Lianjin became a father.
Mao Tuan is a foodie, an omnipotent foodie who can eat anything!The name is very tall, the sky-swallowing chaotic beast, the next generation will be born automatically after one dies, don't ask him how to breed, because he doesn't know.In short, there is only such a one in the Three Realms, and it is right that it is awesome, but now, this guy knows how to eat!
Thinking of this, He Lianjin sighed, and vowed that she would never pick up anything again. Pets can say that they can eat you at most, but human beings... He Lianjin quickly scanned the surrounding area with her spiritual sense, remembering that person's eyebrows. That beautiful flame cloud pattern shook her head immediately, her brain stopped, and she had to pick someone for her lust, and it would be a disaster if that evil star caught up.
Seeing that He Lianjin was immersed in her own small world without speaking, she fed her pets enough, took out a low-grade spirit stone, picked up the pet of an unknown species and walked away, all of a sudden they had different thoughts.Seeing that He Lianjin had left, the mustache also paid the bill. After seeing the mustache, a few thoughtful people followed suit and followed him out.
Sensing the situation behind her, He Lianjin shook her head helplessly. He didn't want to cause trouble, he just wanted to be a quiet salted duck egg, so idle and rich.But why bother?Is this a side effect of the protagonist's halo?
But what about the protagonist's halo?What about the god-defying attributes that people love each other, flowers bloom when they see flowers, and cars see car flat tires?What about the good luck physique that you can pick up your wallet when you go out?The promised good looks are all over the world, who will give a little face when they see it?Until now, apart from this face, he has not matched any other faces!But he is a man, what is the use of a good-looking face?
He Lianjin felt that she had been hit again, his sister, if this young master doesn't get mad, you think he is easy to bully, don't you?Seeing him stop, the people behind him all stopped.
He Lianjin touched her own interspatial ring, narrowed her eyes, her long and narrow eyes looked like a scheming fox. "Do you think that there must be countless treasures on me, as long as you kill me, all of you can get benefits? Hahaha... What a joke, are you sure you can leave safely after killing me? That little girl Beard, he uses you as a shield, and you are still stupidly bumping up, alas, stupid human beings, there is really no way out."
Mao Tuan raised his head and shrugged his nose, rubbing his little hairy face puzzledly, and a familiar smell wafted past just now.This is... "Daddy, I smell a familiar smell!"
Holding a long sword in the palm of his hand, He Lianjin held the ball of hair in his left hand, and said with a smile: "You are full just now, let alone smell the meatball again." As he spoke, he raised his right hand lightly, A golden thunder light began to emerge from the sword body, if you want to fight, you can fight, and you can't blame him if you die.
The people on the opposite side saw He Lianjin's rising fighting spirit, and immediately looked at each other in blank dismay. A sword cultivator is still a fierce thunder attribute sword cultivator. To be honest, if they are not in the same heart, it is impossible to win, not to mention that He Lianjin is still fighting. Holding pets in one hand, obviously not paying attention to them.
Seeing that a fight was about to start, Mao Tuan hurriedly reminded: "No, Daddy, it's him! It's Ye Mushroom!"
He Lianjin shuddered, and Mao Tuan's words were like a needle, piercing He Lianjin's balloon-like aura.Ye Mushroom is the Mozun Ye Minghuang, and Mao Tuan has been secretly calling him Ye Mushroom, because the name is easy to remember as long as it is related to eating.He glanced at the dozens of people on the opposite side, and snorted, count you lucky today!
When everyone saw He Lianjin turned around, they ran away, as if fleeing for their lives, so they all sacrificed magic weapons to chase after him.He Lianjin must be scared, it is very likely that she is injured, otherwise she would not turn around and run away!So everyone made up their minds and chased after!As long as they hurt him and snatched his treasure, they will flee to the Southern Wilderness. Anyway, there are mixed dragons and snakes here, how many can He Lianjin remember?As long as they don't kill him, Chongyun Sect shouldn't hold them back.
He Lianjin felt that the group of people behind him were still chasing after him, and a few sword beams even tore through his cassock. Although the clothes were being repaired automatically, his embarrassed appearance was too detrimental to his protagonist's image. This young master is a man. God, how could I run around like a mouse and hack you!
So he swiped his long sword angrily, looked at the person opposite and sneered, "Don't delay my effort, it's better to fight together to save time." He knew that just showing up would cause trouble, isn't he a lucky physique, Is it a disaster-inducing physique?If you kill them, you have to run away, or you won't be able to go.
It's a pity that before the people on the opposite side made a move, a huge fire net suddenly appeared in the sky, and the purple flames gradually connected into pieces, and a semicircular fireball fell on everyone's heads upside down.After reacting, everyone began to retreat one after another, but this speed still did not catch up with the speed of the flame spreading.Amidst the screams, a familiar tone sounded in the air, "Hmph, if you dare to touch my deity, you're courting death!"
Hearing this familiar voice and seeing this familiar flame again, He Lianjin really wanted to grab a handful of grass and hold it tight - let go - and clenched it again, what the hell, "You really linger! "
Such a high level of spiritual power, such precise control, the smell of blood all over his body as soon as he makes a move, hurting others but not him, and the color of the flames, this man came so fast!
Seeing that several people were burnt to the point that there was no ashes left, He Lianjin frowned, this evil star!Sure enough, his temper didn't change at all.
Mao Tuan screamed, holding He Lianjin's hand and screaming: "Emma! Cut the meat!"
He Lianjin looked at the flame above her head, paused while touching the hairball, no, child, maybe we will become braised pork...
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