Teach you to adapt to modern life

In fact, the first time Steve was asked to go online, he refused.

At that time, he had just woken up not long ago, and just felt the earth-shattering changes in the world.

Someone told him that a nine-inch tablet computer can connect with the whole world—anyone can communicate with other people anytime and anywhere via the Internet. , and if he remembers correctly, before he fell into a coma, the ton-weight computer he knew was only in the testing stage and had not been published at all.

Just as humans once only knew that the moon was a satellite, now not only hundreds of artificial satellites have been launched, but they even landed on the moon 40 years ago.

Today's computer is as thin as a book, and the Internet is a shortcut for people to know the world at the fastest speed.

Anyway, it doesn't seem to be a bad thing.

Feeling apprehensive, Steve opened the browser and asked Brother Gu.

They call Google a search engine. It is said that no matter what kind of knowledge you want to know, just type in keywords and click.

It couldn't have been better.

Until, Steve searched for his name.

next second!

a bolt from the blue!

Steve has always thought of himself as an ordinary person. Even if he was honored as Captain America decades ago, his popularity is no less than that of the President of the United States. The methods have undergone earth-shaking changes, who will remember themselves.

but!

The millions of search results that appeared on the page made Steve involuntarily count the digits——

He had to make sure his eyes weren't degraded by 70 years of freezing.

Soon, Steve found that his name was always bound to some specific names, and then formed some new words, such as "shield winter shield", "shield widowed shield", "shield iron shield", and what "hawk" widowed", "widowed all", "all shield", "all iron" and the like.

Among them are people he is familiar with, people he only met once, and people he doesn't know at all, such as the Winter Soldier. He has never even met the other person. He only heard Romanov say that she once Fell in that person's hands several times.

But what does it matter to him?

After a long time, the captain realized that this was a legendary...fan fiction.

But by then, it was too late.

Everyone is curious, and so is the captain, but after clicking in, Steve wanted to chop off his hand.

"The captain never thought that he would stand in the church with the Winter Soldier, seriously say that I am willing, and even get everyone's blessing..."

"The captain licked the Winter Soldier's cock, and the forbearance of the greatest enemy made him extremely excited, and he began to speak harder. The Winter Soldier's hair was already wet with sweat, and his whole body was burning red from the mouth. Those misty eyes There is a daze in it, it seems to have sunk, and there is an unconscious overflow..."

"The Winter Soldier inserted his fingers into the captain's cock, and gently stirred it..."

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What the hell is this!

who!able!tell!sue!he!this!All!yes!Varied!what!

ghost!

If the Internet just opened the door to a new world for Steve, then these "what the hell" directly refreshed his three views.

Frightened into a cold sweat, Steve didn't dare to tell others that he had clicked on something he shouldn't have seen. Instead, he made insinuations to the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who assisted him.

A certain agent stared wide-eyed: "Captain, you didn't click on the little pornographic article, did you? Then you must not want Brother Gu's "Fifty Shades of Grey". Of course, there are more important things than "Fifty Shades of Grey". Oral, but this book is red!"

Steve said that he will not even search for "[-] Baidu Huang" in the future.

A certain detective said righteously: "As for the issue of men marrying men, several states have allowed same-sex marriages. Don't be surprised. If it's true love, you don't care whether it's a man or a woman. They just happen to fall in love with the same sex as themselves." people."

Steve: Seems like... makes sense.

A certain detective stared in distress: "It's also good to read more modern novels. It can help you understand the thinking of people today. How about I introduce you to a few? Ah, apart from realistic ones, do you want fantasy novels?" Harry Potter or something like Lord of the Rings?"

Steve: "..." Can it be said that there is no need?

A certain detective smiled wretchedly: "Captain, it really doesn't matter if you read novels, hey, hey, it's also instinctive to read some pornography, don't be embarrassed, I'm just afraid you'll hold it in for too long... Ah, I didn't say anything , you must not mind."

Steve: Can you still have a pleasant chat?

"Well, if you want to avoid pornography, there is no way out. Generally, web articles are graded, just like movies. There are G, PG, PG-13, R, and NC-17. If you don’t want to read Xiao Huang Wen, just ignore the last two levels.”

Steve: "Actually..." He didn't understand most of it.

"There are more! These are several novel websites. Many people like to post their own works. We call them online novels. Oh, don't tell the director that I provided these websites, after all, my original intention It's just for you to study how to get closer to the life of modern people, haha, hahahaha..." An embarrassed face.

By coincidence, Steve Goog took "Modern Life".

An article "Teaching You to Adapt to the Life of Modern People" appeared in front of Steve.

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Title: "Teaching You to Adapt to Modern Life"

Author: Snarryseha

Pairing: Snarry

Rating: PG-13 (seha: I have to divide this, although it is just a diary of home life, but children under 13 years old should not read it)

Warning: clear water, clear water, no meat, no meat, no meat (the important thing is said three times), Xiao Qingqing will be cute, if you want to see meat, just click X in the upper right corner, don’t take 2 bricks and then X, the author is not a professional writer, journal and glass heart , updates are not guaranteed! ! !

Published: This article was exclusively published in Jinjiang (Overseas Edition)

Chapter00 Written in Front Wedge

Since everyone can click in, they should all know what a "Snarry" article is, so I would like to warn children under the age of 13 again that it is better to click the fork or Ctrl+w in the upper right corner.

This is the first time I write an article, please don't dislike me for being long-winded, because you will find that I am more talkative in the future.

Those who don’t want to read the background introduction but only want to read the main line of the topic (wait, there seems to be no such thing^_^) can directly skip to the next chapter.

OK, where do we start?

When I saw the snarry article for the first time, please believe that I was shocked in my heart!At that time, there must have been a hundred giant monsters running wildly in my heart. They waved the sticks in their hands and smashed my integrity!

The point is-

Merlin, how do you know we're together? !

I found out later that you didn't even know that I was with Sif, you were just YYing that I was with Sif! PS: This article is realistic, but... our life may be different from what you think.

But since you want us to be happy so much, I can announce it loudly now!Me and Sif are very happy now!Thank you for your concern :-D!

The title of this article is "Teaching You to Adapt to the Life of Modern People", why is it called "Life of Modern People"?Because Sif and I have been out of the magic world for many years, I think you may not believe this, but it’s okay, if you don’t believe it, you can click the cross in the upper right corner, it’s just a story, why take it so seriously.

By the way, I also think about where to write, don't mind the logic.

Speaking of it, I didn't quite believe it at the time, but I would willingly become a Muggle.

But now I find that it is not difficult without magic. The black technology of Muggles is already enough for wizards to swallow ten fried-tailed snails alone!

Sev didn't die in the Shrieking Shack, but when he woke up, he lost his magic powers.No one knew about this matter except a few people. Sif was in a coma for about half a year. At that time, people in the magic world thought he was dead. After he woke up, he was unwilling to appear in front of people.

I won't talk about the details for now, the point is that we are in love.

Later, Sev and I decided to leave the wizarding world, change our names, and move to the United States on the other side of the Atlantic.

From then on, our "Muggle" life began.

Snape's Muggle life?Don't tell me you don't expect ╭（╯^╰）╮☆☆☆

When Steve opened this article, the first thing he noticed was "PG-13" and "clear water".

Steve looked at the front page of the article. There are only about twenty chapters in this article, and there are still thirty or forty chapters in the previous small pornographic articles...

When an agent introduced it to him, he said that most articles are not read by many people. They have to look at favorites, clicks, and comments. Compared with other articles, this article seems to have a lot of comments, and clicks and favorites are also very good. Should it be what the other party said "more ornamental value"?

There are still a lot of comments below that Steve can't understand, such as "Big Daddy, come back soon", "We are looking up at the starry sky at the bottom of the pit", "Author Daddy, have you been eaten by Sif?", and even... There are some Chinese comments.Steve can't read Chinese characters, but if foreigners can read it, this article should be quite interesting.

Although judging from the writing, the author must be a chatterbox.

Steve saw that he could skip to the next chapter, so he didn’t continue to read this chapter. Anyway, it shouldn’t have much “value”, so he clicked the button of “Next Chapter” and heaved a sigh of relief.

This article happened to be what he wanted to read, and it was pretty good.

The point is, it's much more normal than the previous circles and crosses.Steve thought silently.

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Small theater in the comment area 01 - Chinese comment

luvsnarry: Ahahahaha seha, do you know that seha=色ha=……

fxxkyeahsnarry: The upstairs turned out to be compatriots!Tian Ye, although I know it's not polite to type Chinese, but I can't control the row of fingers. Haha 23333

The man who fell in love with Siha: Pai, confession by the way, the author is so cute ヾ(≧O≦)〃哦~!