Teach you to adapt to modern life

Chapter02 Electrical Appliances

Yesterday’s comments seemed a little too enthusiastic. You guys were so shocked that I and Sev had a baby, and some people asked who gave birth and how?

Does it matter who was born and how? !I'm afraid the answer is too harsh and you won't be able to hold it!What?Do you think you can hold it? Hold has to live with Sif and don't let me talk about it, as long as you understand >_<.

I will talk about this when I have a chance, and raising children is also... very interesting.

Back to the topic, today's topic is electrical appliances.

When I first left magic, I couldn't control myself.

Losing the convenience brought by magic is like blocking a certain part of the senses.

It's hard.Very difficult.

But it’s been many years, the feeling at the time has long since disappeared, otherwise why do you think I would sit in front of the computer and code for you?

Oh, by the way, Sev typed very fast, especially when he was full of inspiration and started to complain, it was called smooth and smooth, with a hand speed of [-] minutes.unimaginable?It's okay, as long as you recall his innate skills - poisonous tongue, cadenced speech, and tone of infinite disgust...

Oh, I enjoyed it quite a bit, anyway, he can't beat me now ╭(╯^╰)╮.

Sev once said that History of Magic is doomed for me.

Yes, after all these years, magic is no longer a taboo topic between us. Although it cannot be used, it does not prevent us from remembering that period of time.

I said earlier that we are very happy now, so you don't have to worry too much.

Why do I want to talk about the history of magic, first of all I want to explain a fact.

Judging from the human products such as cameras, phonographs, trains, etc. introduced by the magic world, the magic world was not completely closed, but the introduction of technology was interrupted during the war, and almost no new technology was introduced after that, and most wizards were satisfied. The status quo has directly led to the technological level of the magic world lagging behind modern society by at least 30 years.

But... a gap of 30 years...you get the idea!

That's not the distance from bell-bottoms to narrow-leg trousers, that's... the distance that a wizard can't do anything but turn on the lights after entering a Muggle house.

Sev and I were better off, of course, but not much better.

The landlady of the apartment in New York is a kind person. She prepared all the appliances she thought she needed, but after half a month, we basically figured out the purpose and usage of those appliances.

At least we didn't blow up the microwave...

At that time, the Internet was not as developed as it is now. Of course, the landlady could not have left us the instructions for using the old electrical appliances. The washing machine would not work in the first three days of our stay, the dryer was also a decoration, and the dishwasher... oh, this stuff what is it?Isn't it all done by cleaning it up?

Not to mention the central air-conditioning. Fortunately, it was autumn and the weather was neither too hot nor too cold. It was only when the landlady came to visit us in the first week that she realized that we hadn’t even turned on the central air-conditioning.

Being away from industrial society for many years is almost like returning to the farming era.

We used to just clean up, now we have a washing machine, dryer, dishwasher, vacuum cleaner...

Previously we would just chop up, now we use a blender, a grinder...

We used to just heat up quickly, now we have ovens and microwaves...

We used to add some potions to photos to get moving pictures, now we have cameras to record directly...

We used to just use owls, now we have phones, cell phones, computers...

There are also electric toothbrushes, hair dryers, humidifiers, coffee machines...

To live without magic, just work hard to learn how to use technological products!

It's easy to get started anyway...

In fact, I just have a feeling, whether they are wizards or not, people who want to be lazy still account for the majority.

Some time ago, Sif and I had a debate about whether magic is better or technology is better. I argued for the pro side [-], and he argued against the side [-].

Don't ask me the result because I don't remember either.

At the end of the day, Sev threw the sheets, pajamas, and underwear into the washing machine, and I jumped into the electric jacuzzi, drying my hair with a hair dryer, which I thought might be a triumph of technology...  

What should the next chapter be about?How about talking about work?

Aren't you curious about the occupation of someone who has a hand speed of [-] minutes (for a person who has never touched a computer before)?

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A base of S.H.I.E.L.D., the fitness area.

Steve is showing the beauty his strong arms... of course it's impossible.

However, behind the glass next to him, there is indeed a beautiful woman standing, with long wavy golden hair neatly tied into a ponytail, a pretty face, and a tight skirt that accentuates her hot and graceful figure. She is wearing A pair of electronic glasses kept recording Steve's body data.

Steve has been frozen for 70 years, and he just woke up recently, but his body function has not declined, which shows how overbearing the injection was.Except for the low data in the first two days, his physical fitness improved day by day until he reached a stable value.

And this value is enough for all trained S.H.I.E.L.D. agents to look up to.

"You seem to be in a good mood, finally getting used to it?" The beautiful scientist, Dr. Muse, said looking at the sweaty but extremely relaxed Steve.

Across the glass, Muse's voice came out from the speaker, the lazy and slightly evoked ending, but still very sweet.

The captain easily lifted a weight that would make anyone look weak, and replied with a chuckle: "I thought you were just an expert in physiology."

"I have a doctorate in psychology, but the human body is my hobby, especially yours." Muse's slender fingers jumped quickly on the transparent screen, "What made you enlightened?"

Steve put down the dumbbells in his hand and turned to the sandbag not far away.

This is a good question. Although he was overwhelmed by a few small yellow articles a few days ago, the article he found recently is very suitable for him.

Presumably because...they all need to start over.

The specially thickened sandbag was very heavy, but it was crumbling under Steve's heavy blow, and it was in danger.

Perhaps the captain didn't answer, Muse shook his head, the corner of his mouth unconsciously bent, and suddenly seemed to remember something: "I heard that you have read a few very special online novels?"

The captain's reaction was actually very strong, he stopped the punching hand, and the sandbag hit him hard, making him a little numb from the shock.Or was it scared?The area of ​​psychological shadow brought to him by those articles has been expanding as they continue to be mentioned.

Curiosity can be a drag sometimes.

"I see that online novel is even more special now."

"Oh?"

"Looks like two men are in love." Steve stopped, squeezing his hands together to stretch his knuckles.

"Pfft—" Muse sputtered, but her eyes lit up, "I didn't expect the captain to read such a novel."

"Some say they're just in love with someone of the same gender," and that's all. "I'm fine with that."

"But that's not the reason for your enlightenment." Muse was not distracted by Steve's topic, but in her heart, the image of Captain America was gradually becoming more real, instead of the legendary smart, brave, and helpless man. Feared, leading the soldiers of the United States to give the Nazis blows again and again.

"Probably because the future world is more interesting than I imagined."

Steve stayed in the fitness area for another half an hour, and went back to his room to take a shower. Steve sat in front of the computer again, took out his notebook, and turned to the latest page, which said densely packed home appliances name.

On the webpage, Brother Gu is dutifully searching for the manuals of various home appliances for him.

Many of them are new terms, but after searching one by one, Steve has almost figured out the purpose of these home appliances.

There should be so many electrical appliances in his future house.

The team leader made notes, and then ran to the chapters to review comments. Nowadays, people like to use symbols to express their emotions, and the author of this article also likes it.

Probably because he has recently adapted to the language on the Internet. Looking back at these comments, Steve can already understand a lot of meaning.

People these days love to joke around.He added another conclusion.

A message from Fury suddenly flashed on the tablet, telling him to come to her office immediately.

Steve thought for a while, and replied: OK, I'll be right there <(￣▽￣)>.

The information arrived in almost seconds, Fury's eyes widened, and his brain froze for a moment.

Has the captain been possessed by someone?

Steve also came very quickly, and Fury still had a bit of embarrassment on his face.

The captain sat in front of Fury, watching him look at himself with a strange expression: "What is your expression?"

Fury: "Who did you learn that emoji from?"

"Oh, that, I downloaded a program called Kaomoji, it seems that everyone likes to do it. It's very interesting."

Fury: Tell him, who is the legendary "everyone"? !

He was a bit busy during this time, so he didn't have time to find out what Steve was watching. Obviously, the psychologist's report said everything was normal...

"Secretary, you came to me, what's the matter?"

Forget it, don't think about it, Fury suddenly remembered the business: "Steve, you have been here for a month. During this month, you have passed various psychological and physical tests and tests, so today I want to You are invited to join S.H.I.E.L.D. and help us deal with the weirdest and most dangerous problems in the world."

"Ok?"

"There's been a tricky issue in Los Angeles recently, and I'd like you to go and have a look with our agents."

Steve: "..." Haven't you joined yet?

"Radar satellites have detected some unusual forces at work that could potentially pose a danger to the people of Los Angeles."

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Small theater in the comment area 03 - Can't do it?

Ha Shou is immortal: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha said that the professor can't do him, look at my name says it all.

DID: My name is the answer.

Professor Seaver: It must be done.

Harry is by no means a total attack: the upstairs is missing.

Have done: Sure enough, is this article really read by 13-year-old children?Don't be like this upstairs, we are all embarrassed.