Teach you to adapt to modern life

After Steve finished speaking, the atmosphere froze, mixed with some embarrassment.

In fact, the best person to do the introduction should be Coulson, but he can't keep up with the captain's rhythm, so it has become the current situation.

Rocky hadn't planned on "knowing" his new neighbor in the first place.

The main reason is that they have met before, if the other party mentions it, this silly brother will definitely have to make a fuss again.

The problem was Coulson.

Along the way, Coulson kept confessing his love to Captain America, and counted out the things the other party had done.

It was all boring things, but Thor actually thought the other party was very interesting, so he insisted on getting to know him.He also said that he didn't know when he would be able to return to Asgard. The two of them were also neighbors after all, and it was good to know each other earlier.

In fact, Thor still had some unconstrained ideas at the time and did not elaborate on it to his younger brother: This man has been sleeping for 70 years, his muscles will atrophy, and his bones will not fit together, right? Isn’t human beings only able to live for a hundred years?

If Loki gets into Thor's brain, he will probably squirt Thor's face with old blood in his chest.

Probably even Coulson would give him the middle finger angrily.

After arriving, Coulson accompanied the two to visit the house, but later refused to enter the house and wait, just to meet the idol in his heart for the first time.

One after another, Thor's curiosity was hoisted into his throat.

If he didn't think Coulson's actions were too stupid, maybe he would have stood at the door too.

Rocky hehe: Someone is not much better, okay?

When he was inside the house, Thor kept paying attention to the movement at the door with his ears up, so that Thor opened the door as soon as the other party came back.

It's just that in this situation, the other party seems to have misunderstood something.

Steve looked at the bewildered faces of the three with a puzzled expression.

Isn't Coulson worried that he won't be able to adapt?

It's not a big deal for two men to fall in love and live together.

Or were they not the relationship he thought they were?

Steve looked at Loki and then at Thor, and frowned: Did he accidentally expose something that others didn't want to reveal?

Would it be too impolite...

Steve touched his nose and forcibly changed the subject: "Thor, don't you remember? We met."

"Is there?" Thor looked at Steve suspiciously, but thought in his heart, this man looks stronger than him, as if he didn't look like hemiplegia after sleeping for 70 years.

Loki stepped forward and stood in front of Thor: "Hi, I'm Loki, Thor's younger brother."

Is it the younger brother? !

For a moment Steve choked, it turned out to be a brotherhood.

He must have been brainwashed by something recently to think of that aspect.

Steve quickly said, "Sorry, I misunderstood your relationship because I didn't figure it out."

Thor and Loki: So what the hell is this man getting wrong?

and many more! ! !

Wouldn't it be what they thought?

Thinking of this, Thor and Loki's expressions became strange.

Although there are examples of same-sex love in Asgard, but they, where, where, like,? ! !

The four were still standing at the door.

Steve failed to forcefully change the subject, and quickly made an invitation: "Why don't we talk about it in the room, if you have anything missing, use it at my side first?"

Coulson understood this sentence, as if he was afraid of the captain's repentance, he immediately stepped into the room, and he was a little embarrassed when he turned around.

"It's the first day for Thor and Loki to move here. Why don't I treat them here? Let's clean up and go out for a meal."

Thor was hungry just now, and suddenly heard someone say a treat, and immediately agreed.

He dragged Loki straight into Steve's house.

"It's your first day here, so I should be the one to treat this meal."

The director has already been paid the first installment of the salary by him, and the money is still a lot, enough for a treat.

Coulson is usually fine, but when he sees his idol, his brain froze completely. Now all he can think about is: Captain America wants to invite me to dinner!

Coulson's eyes sparkled with excitement: "That's so embarrassing."

Steve: "It's okay, but if you don't mind, can you wait for me? I just got back and want to clean up."

After a day of filming, Steve was covered in sweat and dust, which was unbearable.

"Go and go, I'll be in charge of entertaining them." Coulson said happily.

Steve patted Coulson on the shoulder: "Thank you."

At this moment, Steve's tablet computer push notification sounded.

Since none of the people spoke, this voice was particularly clear.

It was not enough to ring once, and "ding dong" again.

Coulson knew it wasn't his, and immediately said, "It's not mine."

Steve took out his tablet from his bag: "It's mine."

Steve thought it was just a general reminder, so he opened it without paying attention, but——

It was almost ruined until the intestines were green.

Coulson at the side glanced at the photos on the screen, and immediately gasped.

He stammered, "This, this is?"

Thor saw that the two reacted very much, and his gossip immediately ignited.

Taking advantage of Steve's sluggishness, he leaned over: "Hey, what is this? What do you mean you're red? Is the back in this photo of you?"

It was too late for Steve to put it away, so he had to explain: "It's a joke from a friend."

Coulson was dumbfounded. What kind of re-education did Steve receive during this time?

Not only can I use high-tech products, but I can also play social networks that young people like. Judging from the number of retweets and likes on it, it seems that there are quite a few.

He suddenly remembered that he had vaguely heard someone say that Steve was going to make a movie, but he thought they were joking.

Could it be true? !

The painting style is going to be crooked like a dog! ! !

Thor: "Ahahahaha why do I find these words so erotic."

Loki: "..."

Coulson: "..."

team leader:"……"

"Did I get it wrong?" Thor pointed to Harry's "accidentally" intercepted comment, "I want to use my tongue... um—"

Loki couldn't help covering Thor's mouth.

Steve logged out directly before handing the computer to Coulson, "If they don't know how to use it, you can teach them, please don't look at private things."

After Steve went in, Loki let Thor go.

Thor asked Coulson curiously: "Didn't you say that he just woke up after 70 years of sleep? Why did he suddenly become popular? Does everyone know that Captain America, the hero in their hearts, has come back to life?"

The earth is really interesting. A person is not afraid of resurrection after death. Did they underestimate the planet earth before?

"Actually, I don't know..." Coulson couldn't be sure, so he could only stammer.

"Then we'll ask him later."

Thor became more and more interested in Steve, who completely subverted his perception of people on Earth.

He pulled Coulson to look at Steve's tablet with interest.

There are not many apps in it, and there are only a few that are related to privacy.

Loki let Thor do what he did from the very beginning.

Pretending to be a good younger brother of the other party will benefit your own actions on Earth.

What's happening on Earth lately is kind of weird.

The thing he was looking for had appeared here, and the Terrigen crystal was also in the hands of Aegis.

Although Fury denied owning the thing, Loki always felt that something was wrong.

Fury forced him to admit that he was pretending, so this person must be on guard against him.

What makes Loki most suspicious is that Fury likely knew from the beginning that he was a fake.

There were too many problems that he couldn't explain, but things had reached this point, and he had no choice but to redeploy his plan.

A good relationship with Captain America is necessary, and Fury arranged for them to live next to Steve, which is not without checks and balances.

Then he will follow Fury's idea and get in touch with the other party more.

"Huh? "Teaching You How to Adapt to the Life of Modern People"? Steve is watching this?" Thor said as if he had discovered some new world.

In this way, he understood why Steve can adapt to modern life so quickly.

70 years is actually very short for gods like them, but it is already a lifetime for many people on earth.

As soon as Steve came out, he heard Thor's words, and his heart skipped a beat.

"I'll take a look at it—" Before Steve could finish speaking, Thor couldn't wait to turn it over.

"I feel that Loki and I need it too, but do you just use this thing to read it? Is there any other place?"

Steve thought for a second, then pretended not to understand and said: Actually, I don’t know too well, I just woke up not long ago, and they gave me this thing after waking up, if you need it, just ask Look at... Coulson. "

Coulson, who was named, was also stunned: "Well, I'll go to the bureau to help you apply."

In their cognition, gods should be omnipotent. Do they still need to look at their mortal things?

Wait, they can't even turn on the water heater and central air conditioner, can they?

Steve: "I'm done. Are you hungry? Let's go out to eat now? Let's talk about it later?"

Coulson agreed to return the tablet to Steve.

Coulson is an eighth-level agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Although he is unreliable when he meets Steve, most of the time, his ability to observe words and emotions is pretty good.

For example, right now, the atmosphere here is weird.

Everyone in this room seems to have their own secrets.

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After releasing the bomb, Harry didn't expect Steve to reply, so he went straight to the kitchen to make dinner.

The two little guys were arguing about wanting to watch it, but after he rambled a few words, he changed the subject.

I didn't remember until the two were going to bed, but it was too late.

Harry had been nervous all night.

After the two little guys fell asleep, I finally couldn't help but send a text message to the makeup artist: Pay attention to the scale in the future, is my baby still small?

Soon Harry got a call, but it wasn't from the makeup artist.

The director on the other end of the phone immediately asked, "Are the babies asleep?"

Harry couldn't help frowning: "Didn't I hand in the manuscript?"

Director: "Didn't you tell Liz to pay attention to the scale?"

"Yeah, are you together?"

"The crew is having dinner, everyone is there, so what's the matter with your sad tone?"

Harry: "..."

At this moment, Henry also grabbed the phone: "Harry, it's me, we are all discussing how to make Steve completely popular."

Harry: "..."

A bad premonition rose wildly under the bombardment of the opponent's wild hype and natural talent.

Have you ever thought about the feelings of the parties involved? !

Harry silently lit a wax for Steve in his heart.

After finally hanging up the director's call, Steve's call also came.

[End of Chapter 45]