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On this day, a hot new topic suddenly appeared on Twitter——#大神求给条活路ORZ#.

It took less than 5 minutes to become popular, and it continued to spread at a record-breaking speed.

From hundreds of pushes to thousands of pushes, it took less than an hour.

It was tweeted by a top player in the major leagues.

Usually he doesn’t push up much because of training, and after turning on Twitter, he occasionally sends some news about himself and baseball. He rarely even uses emoticons, let alone photos and emoji.

Today, this guy not only tweeted, but also tweeted with a video and the kaomoji of "kneeling", and the baseball fanatics were instantly blown away.

In fact, at the beginning, when this tweet was posted, fans thought his account had been hacked.

To know!Usually only others call him a great god, and I haven't seen him call anyone a great god, and there are all kinds of suspicious signs, which really make people suspicious.

However, after clicking and watching the video, everyone went crazy and clamored, "Ma Ma always asks me why I always kneel and retweet ORZ".

The fans of Ai Dashen are not only brain-dead fans, but also most of them are baseball fans.

It's only 30 seconds long, but the clarity is enough. The actions of the two unknown people in the video can be called impeccable, which can be said to be at the textbook level.

The wind-shattering pitch, the terrible sharp ball speed, the explosive crisp hit, and the baseball flying to nowhere beyond the home run wall, it is impossible not to be amazed.

Even the great god knelt down, one can imagine how exciting and shocking this round was.

Everyone prayed for a match while worshiping the great god.

Soon someone found out that it was the home of the Great God.

Fans who are familiar with Dashen's itinerary confirmed that not only did there not be an official game today, but there were no friendly matches, confrontational practice matches or even training.

The propagation speed of the network is absolutely measured in seconds.

Even if you delete the previous tweet in seconds, someone will release screenshot evidence in the next second.

The difference between the circle and the wall does not mean that there is no intersection.

Soon baseball powder + Lycra rice powder revealed the truth.

Laikalaimi's cute personality: "The crew of "Magic Queen" who rented the Latterence Stadium today, Laikalaimi has no outdoor scenes today, but I am healed by the kneeling god in seconds 2333"

Soon, several director fans confirmed the location scene.

Some people @ the director and the staff in the crew want to be confirmed, but the whole crew seems to be pretending to be deaf and dumb.

Most of the thousands of retweets and comments are not considered negative. Idiot fans, idiot fans, worshiping gods worshiping gods, science popularization, and all kinds of big and small chops, but they are almost onlookers. Mr. Truth, he just won't come.

The Great God dropped the bomb and started diving again, leaving behind all kinds of smoke.

As a result, people who couldn't get the truth became even more fussy.

Of course, there are a few sour comments among them:

"[Badly] did not expect Chicory to charge money for advertising. This must be a means of film promotion, and editing and special effects can be used to achieve this effect."

"A certain movie is going all out for publicity. Even if it's trying to be fake, it must be realistic. Such a speed of the ball is definitely using an accelerated lens."

But this comment was quickly drowned in the ocean of comments: "Yeah, do you know who the director of "Magic Queen" is? You know that this movie is Oscar-winning actress Kelly Wood and super cute Lemmy. Is Ka in the lead role?"

Some colleagues later said that this is definitely not a special effect.

Now the special effects technology is indeed more advanced than before, but it will take a while to make it impossible for the naked eye to tell the truth from the fake. It is impossible to shoot in the morning and upload the picture with special effects immediately.

This colleague also firmly stated that even if it is only 30 seconds, it is impossible to do it in such a short time.

As the screenwriter of this movie, Harry's vest McHa also received dozens of @, but they were not available at the time, and Harry didn't know about it.

After the two babies took a nap, Harry checked Twitter only to find that the whole tweet had blown up.

"Sev, come and see." Harry said almost out of breath.

My husband Mo Ming lost his composure, Snape didn't think much about it, and directly shifted to Harry's side.

"what happened?"

Harry clicked on the video: "Does that pitcher look like Rocky? Does that squatting catcher look like Thor?" He knew there was a baseball scene, and the director took a long time to knock on the venue.

Snape: "...Didn't you say that Captain America told you that both Loki and Thor went to the set?"

Harry: "He didn't tell me that they were going to film!!!" And it's still such a powerful scene.

Soon it became more lively, because the teammates of the great god appeared.

The guy only wrote a sentence when he retweeted: "At the scene, the whole person is not well."

In fact, this guy usually doesn’t get much attention on Twitter, and his retweets are in single digits. Most of the comments are acquaintances. Today, after he tweeted a tweet, he responded to an old acquaintance in the comments as usual: "That's not all!! That guy has a 100% home run rate, do you know that our whole team is in the dugout right now? I heard that those guys are just playing tricks!!! ORZ"

The old acquaintance replied in surprise: "Isn't it a foreign professional player invited by the crew?"

"He's not a professional! ORZORZORZ"

Because usually he just retweets with a few acquaintances, but today, he became popular because of this comment.

What is the concept of a 100% home run rate?Or from the mouth of a professional golfer.

The phrase #首页100%# also became a hot topic in an instant.

Looking back, he found that it was not easy to delete this comment, and the screenshots had been preserved as evidence.

In addition to this dear friend, there was another tweet that became popular in an instant.

Mr. Bareback is my husband: "Don't tell me, the great baseball god is the sexy bareback male god, from the same crew! The important thing is to say it again, it's from the same crew!"

Someone retweeted: I'll just retweet this one, the male god with a naked back asks for marriage! !

Since the video is a telescope, even though the video is clear, the facial features are still blurred after zooming in.

But someone discovered that the figure!it's the same!

Under the reminder of this person, many people began to discover the truth.

However, no one knows the origin of this extremely mysterious person.

So Steve, without knowing it, turned his head up into: super super sexy bareback baseball god.

Harry has been paying attention to this matter, and he has also wondered whether to keep the babies out of the limelight.

"Are these gods... all so high-profile?"

Snape looked at Harry's dumbfounded face, and held him in his arms: "Didn't that group of people yesterday say they wanted to make Steve red?"

Harry: "..."

If it wasn't for what Snape said, Harry really wouldn't have connected.

However, Harry has known the director for many years. According to his usual promotional methods, this guy will never expose the filming scene during the shooting. At most, he will show some tidbits to seduce fans during the post-production before the release.

And this is not a draft, did the director change the way of publicity?

Harry texted the director: "I think you've opened up the right kind of publicity with Twitter."

The director only replied with three question marks.

Harry called the director.

I hung up for the first time, and when I called back after 3 minutes, the director immediately asked, "What do you mean? What kind of publicity?"

Harry: "Instead of asking me, you might as well watch Twitter."

The director hung up the phone neatly.

And here, after Steve finished filming successfully, he turned on the computer and found three identical messages: Nick: Check out the tweet!

White: Look at the tweet!

Harry: Look at Twitter!

The issue is--

He didn't push! ! !

The captain thought for a while, and sent a message to White: I didn't push.

White immediately sent his account number and password to the captain, and by the way told the captain the correct way to open the push.

Steve tossed and tossed for a long time, always turned on the push.

At the same time, he heard the director's frantic voice: "Steve, come here."

The director's mood today is full of ups and downs. First, he was refreshed by the pitcher's 150-step throw towards the catcher's crotch, and then he was hit by Steve's home runs one after another. The publicity of the booming baseball professional god made it very up and down.

The problem is, he himself is still a fan of the great god, and he is also very familiar with the great god.

Steve walked over inexplicably, and the director was even more inexplicably speechless for a long time.

Steve: "Director?"

The director opened his mouth for a long time, and finally choked out a sentence: "Forget it, let's do a good job this afternoon."

"You mean Twitter or something?" Steve tentatively asked.

Director: "...you know?"

Steve: "..."

Director: "It's okay... don't feel pressured, I said, you will definitely become famous."

Steve recalled what Harry said yesterday, and felt instantly stressed.

Only then did Henry rush over, smiling all over his face, and said, "God, Steve, do you know that you are popular? Now everyone wants to know who you are!"

Steve: "..."

Seeing that Steve was confused, Henry explained the ins and outs of the matter.

Steve: "..."

At the end, a sudden sentence came: "Master, you don't plan to switch to professional baseball, do you?"

Steve: "..."

Loki and Thor came out after changing their clothes at this time, and they knew Steve better, so they naturally walked towards Steve.

The ears of the two were very sharp, and they could hear everyone whispering and gossiping about them.

Thor: "Do you understand what they mean?"

Loki: "..." Obviously not.

The two looked at Steve, who spread his hands.

Loki, Thor:? ? ?

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Harry still took Neil and Ollie to the set himself, and he had asked clearly before going that Loki and Thor were still there.

Even though they're out of the show, even though they're paid, they're still there.

As soon as the two little guys went to the set, they flew towards Steve.

Prepared in his heart, Harry followed the two at a leisurely pace.

Steve was with Thor and Loki, and his face looked unhappily.

But when Loki saw Harry, his mouth twitched unconsciously.

Another "Thor we met, don't you remember me" so-and-so appeared.

Absolutely cruel! !

[End of Chapter 53]