Zhong's Anecdote
Chapter 82 CP82 Star Effect 12
Compared with Bai Shaojun who has already been possessed, Qi Tianyao is naturally much more sober, but even if he is very sober, he can only draw with Bai Shaojun, and the addition of HP makes Bai Shaojun retreat evenly. For some reason, when Bai Shaojun saw HP Afterwards, the redness in his eyes gradually receded, he blocked Qi Tianyao's sword from stabbing at his heart, and smiled slightly at Qi Tianyao, "Don't worry, you will return to my body sooner or later, so I won't play with you anymore!" Before the two could react, the figure disappeared directly.
Zhong Huaming, who had been watching the fight between the three, looked at the direction where Bai Shaojun disappeared, and turned his gaze to HP with a dull expression.
Naturally, Qi Tianyao couldn't control that much, he took a few steps forward and hugged Zhong Huaming in his arms, "How are you?"
Zhong Huaming,...please don't be a princess hug!
HP followed behind Qi Tianyao, saw Zhong Huaming looking at him, and smiled slightly, still peaceful, "Hua Ming, how do you feel?"
Zhong Huaming covered his chest, "Fortunately, it's okay."
HP nodded, seemingly reassured, "Then let's find a place to rest first, we need to deal with the affairs in this village."
Because of Bai Shaojun's departure, the people in the village gradually woke up, but they had forgotten what they had done in the past half month, and after Zhong Huaming had a rest, the three of them came to the back mountain, where was surrounded by these people. A place where villagers worship.
On the back hill, on the tombstone in front of the bare new tomb, there are several big characters of "the tomb of my beloved daughter Su Lei".
Families like Su Lei, because they still belong to the countryside, are usually buried in the ground, but Su Lei committed suicide, and in addition, she died at a young age. In the countryside, she would be thrown directly on the mountain. The elder said in the past There is such a story in the story, it was one summer, because the weather was too hot, the parents in the country did not pay much attention to the children, so usually many primary school students would go to the lotus pond together after school in the evening Because it is the weekend, there are not many people in the lotus pond. Xiaolei and three or four children came to the lotus pond again. The lotus pond is not big, about 5 meters wide. When the children get excited, they want to be with each other. There was a competition to see who could swim faster, so Xiaolei went down the lotus pond with a few others, but Xiaolei hadn't swam far, his hands and feet seemed to be tied by something and he couldn't break free, and the friends saw In such a scene, I wanted to go forward to save him, but before I reached Xiaolei, Xiaolei sank, and the children were petrified, crying and looking for the adults, and waited until the adults came to pick up Xiaolei At that time, Xiao Lei was not breathing, because he died in vain. The old people in the village did not want Xiao Lei to be buried. They just found a cardboard box and placed Xiao Lei's body by the lotus pond where the whole lotus pond could be seen. It doesn't matter whether Xiao Lei's body is rotten or eaten by something, this is the custom in the village, people who died in vain are dealt with in this way, and under the accumulation of old age, that place naturally forms a collection of Yin. place.
Because it was evening when Xiao Lei died, when the yang qi was weakening and the yin qi was getting stronger. In addition, the water was entangled with aquatic plants and the water was cloudy. Xiao Lei would naturally become a ghost. No matter who was in the lotus pond People in the village will be killed by Xiaolei when they play, and people in the village will gradually go there less, but because of the changes of the times, the lotus pond has been taken over by a large farming family. If they want to raise fish, the fish grows very well. But every person who ate the fish either had vomiting or diarrhea. People didn't pay attention at first, but later found that this happened to all the people who ate the fish here. The fish pond was investigated and dealt with, but no matter what the prosecutors said No matter how I searched, I couldn't find out what happened to the fish.
And the big farmer had been reminded by the elder not to take over the fish pond before. The big farmer didn't trust the elder, who was still a young man at that time, so he didn't believe it. Seeing the scene of the fish pond, he took Xiao Lei, who was a ghost, and changed the geographical pattern above the fish pond. He asked the big farmers to plant poplar trees around the fish pond, and use the nutrients from the fish pond to irrigate the poplar trees. After that, nothing strange happened again.
In fact, Su Lei's situation is similar. Originally, as a suicide person, Su Lei's soul cannot leave within 100 meters of the place where she committed suicide. Completely wandering around like a normal dead person, with her soul attached to her bones and not attached to her card, because Su Lei's parents brought her ashes back home, so Su Lei returned home, and because Su Lei went to the village where she died Everyone knows more or less that Su Lei's parents are strongly opposed to burying her ashes at home. In the village, men are always preferred over women, let alone people who are going to die?Because after Su Lei's parents buried her, the village dug up Su Lei's ashes several times and condemned Su Lei's parents in various ways, but Su Lei's parents continued to do so regardless of what the villagers said. Put her daughter's ashes in the village.
Seeing what her parents did, Su Lei, who was already desperate for the world, became even more angry. Therefore, when Bai Shaojun found her, she would cooperate with Bai Shaojun and make all the villagers into puppets. Lei's parents just forgot the fact that their daughter was dead and lived with Su Lei every day.
The three of them looked at the black and white photo on Su Lei's tombstone. The pretty girl in the photo was smiling happily, but...
Zhong Huaming looked at Hewlett-Packard beside him, "Master Hewlett-Packard, I need to trouble Master here."
HP nodded, sat down directly in front of Su Lei's tombstone, took out the wooden fish, and began to recite scriptures while beating the wooden fish.
Because Zhong Huaming's yin and yang eyes have not been closed, it can be clearly seen that following HP's scriptures, golden halos spread from HP's body one by one until the dark clouds in the sky completely dissipated.
HP's scriptures didn't stop until the dark clouds in the sky completely dissipated. HP opened his eyes and looked at the two people beside him who were looking towards the sky. "Hua Ming, let's go back to the village. The matter here has been settled."
Zhong Huaming nodded, "Let's go." Before Zhong Huaming took a few steps, Qi Tianyao stepped forward and hugged him in his arms, looked at Zhong Huaming's surprised eyes, and replied blankly, "You are still hurt."
Zhong Huaming,... please don't be hugged by the princess!
HP looked at Zhong Huaming who wanted to struggle but was suppressed by Qi Tianyao, and shook his head, "Benefactor Qi, please."
Qi Tianyao gave HP a cold look, and directly pressed Zhong Huaming's troublesome hand, "Don't make trouble! Let's go back!"
When the three of Qi Tianyao returned to the village, everyone in the village woke up. After seeing the three people coming down from the mountain, a man who was probably the village head came forward and saluted HP, "Master , you are?"
From Su Lei's incident, we can see the old-fashionedness of this village, so the village head will come forward to salute when he sees HP.
HP clasped his hands together, and bowed to the village chief, "Benefactor, this poor monk is here to get rid of evil spirits for the people in your village. I think you all feel weak and dizzy after waking up this time."
Villagers,... Where did this monk come from! You want to cheat money, right?
...Damn it, I just slept for a long time, and I don’t get dizzy to be a ghost, okay!
…………
People in the village had different expressions, and the village chief was also very embarrassed, "This..."
HP was not at all affected by the expressions on the table, and said with a slight smile, "Poor monks don't take money."
Everyone, hum, which liar doesn't first say that he won't charge money, and then finds a bunch of reasons to charge money!
Seeing that everyone still didn't believe it, Zhong Huaming couldn't stand it any longer, and got down from Qi Tianyao's arms, Zhong Huaming sarcastically said, "Aren't there so many of you afraid of the three of us? Are you really not surprised that half a month has passed since you woke up?" Are you not curious about what you have done in the past half month?"
The villagers peeped at each other, and then said after a while, "Then you guys have a try!"
Seeing that the villagers were finally cooperating with HP, Zhong Huaming stood aside and was speechless, "I didn't expect Master HP to have such a difficult time. No wonder those old guys don't want to take care of things."
Qi Tianyao watched HP's movements, and heard Zhong Huaming's emotion, "I can apply for..."
"Application for what?"
"Give you people certain rights."
Zhong Huaming glanced at Qi Tianyao speechlessly, "How about the Chinese Dragon Team!"
Not long after, HP had finished his work, came to the two of them, smiled slightly at them, "Benefactor Qi, let's go."
Seeing that the three were about to leave, a couple walked out of the villagers and looked at the three cautiously. The middle-aged man couldn't help asking, "Master, I've been dreaming of being with my daughter all month. Is it because my daughter has a bad life down here? Shall we burn some paper money for her?"
These two are Su Lei's parents.
The three looked at each other, and HP said, "No, your daughter has already gone to the underworld."
Monks don't tell lies, the underworld that Hewlett-Packard said is different from ordinary people's understanding, that is the city of death in vain!
"Yes, is it? Then I can rest assured."
HP glanced at the woman next to the man, "The benefactor must have an heir within two years, so don't be too sad, if you say you can't get out, the heir will not be able to keep it."
The two were slightly taken aback, "Really, really?"
HP smiled, "Monks don't lie."
The two looked at each other, "Thank you."
Zhong Huaming, who had been watching the fight between the three, looked at the direction where Bai Shaojun disappeared, and turned his gaze to HP with a dull expression.
Naturally, Qi Tianyao couldn't control that much, he took a few steps forward and hugged Zhong Huaming in his arms, "How are you?"
Zhong Huaming,...please don't be a princess hug!
HP followed behind Qi Tianyao, saw Zhong Huaming looking at him, and smiled slightly, still peaceful, "Hua Ming, how do you feel?"
Zhong Huaming covered his chest, "Fortunately, it's okay."
HP nodded, seemingly reassured, "Then let's find a place to rest first, we need to deal with the affairs in this village."
Because of Bai Shaojun's departure, the people in the village gradually woke up, but they had forgotten what they had done in the past half month, and after Zhong Huaming had a rest, the three of them came to the back mountain, where was surrounded by these people. A place where villagers worship.
On the back hill, on the tombstone in front of the bare new tomb, there are several big characters of "the tomb of my beloved daughter Su Lei".
Families like Su Lei, because they still belong to the countryside, are usually buried in the ground, but Su Lei committed suicide, and in addition, she died at a young age. In the countryside, she would be thrown directly on the mountain. The elder said in the past There is such a story in the story, it was one summer, because the weather was too hot, the parents in the country did not pay much attention to the children, so usually many primary school students would go to the lotus pond together after school in the evening Because it is the weekend, there are not many people in the lotus pond. Xiaolei and three or four children came to the lotus pond again. The lotus pond is not big, about 5 meters wide. When the children get excited, they want to be with each other. There was a competition to see who could swim faster, so Xiaolei went down the lotus pond with a few others, but Xiaolei hadn't swam far, his hands and feet seemed to be tied by something and he couldn't break free, and the friends saw In such a scene, I wanted to go forward to save him, but before I reached Xiaolei, Xiaolei sank, and the children were petrified, crying and looking for the adults, and waited until the adults came to pick up Xiaolei At that time, Xiao Lei was not breathing, because he died in vain. The old people in the village did not want Xiao Lei to be buried. They just found a cardboard box and placed Xiao Lei's body by the lotus pond where the whole lotus pond could be seen. It doesn't matter whether Xiao Lei's body is rotten or eaten by something, this is the custom in the village, people who died in vain are dealt with in this way, and under the accumulation of old age, that place naturally forms a collection of Yin. place.
Because it was evening when Xiao Lei died, when the yang qi was weakening and the yin qi was getting stronger. In addition, the water was entangled with aquatic plants and the water was cloudy. Xiao Lei would naturally become a ghost. No matter who was in the lotus pond People in the village will be killed by Xiaolei when they play, and people in the village will gradually go there less, but because of the changes of the times, the lotus pond has been taken over by a large farming family. If they want to raise fish, the fish grows very well. But every person who ate the fish either had vomiting or diarrhea. People didn't pay attention at first, but later found that this happened to all the people who ate the fish here. The fish pond was investigated and dealt with, but no matter what the prosecutors said No matter how I searched, I couldn't find out what happened to the fish.
And the big farmer had been reminded by the elder not to take over the fish pond before. The big farmer didn't trust the elder, who was still a young man at that time, so he didn't believe it. Seeing the scene of the fish pond, he took Xiao Lei, who was a ghost, and changed the geographical pattern above the fish pond. He asked the big farmers to plant poplar trees around the fish pond, and use the nutrients from the fish pond to irrigate the poplar trees. After that, nothing strange happened again.
In fact, Su Lei's situation is similar. Originally, as a suicide person, Su Lei's soul cannot leave within 100 meters of the place where she committed suicide. Completely wandering around like a normal dead person, with her soul attached to her bones and not attached to her card, because Su Lei's parents brought her ashes back home, so Su Lei returned home, and because Su Lei went to the village where she died Everyone knows more or less that Su Lei's parents are strongly opposed to burying her ashes at home. In the village, men are always preferred over women, let alone people who are going to die?Because after Su Lei's parents buried her, the village dug up Su Lei's ashes several times and condemned Su Lei's parents in various ways, but Su Lei's parents continued to do so regardless of what the villagers said. Put her daughter's ashes in the village.
Seeing what her parents did, Su Lei, who was already desperate for the world, became even more angry. Therefore, when Bai Shaojun found her, she would cooperate with Bai Shaojun and make all the villagers into puppets. Lei's parents just forgot the fact that their daughter was dead and lived with Su Lei every day.
The three of them looked at the black and white photo on Su Lei's tombstone. The pretty girl in the photo was smiling happily, but...
Zhong Huaming looked at Hewlett-Packard beside him, "Master Hewlett-Packard, I need to trouble Master here."
HP nodded, sat down directly in front of Su Lei's tombstone, took out the wooden fish, and began to recite scriptures while beating the wooden fish.
Because Zhong Huaming's yin and yang eyes have not been closed, it can be clearly seen that following HP's scriptures, golden halos spread from HP's body one by one until the dark clouds in the sky completely dissipated.
HP's scriptures didn't stop until the dark clouds in the sky completely dissipated. HP opened his eyes and looked at the two people beside him who were looking towards the sky. "Hua Ming, let's go back to the village. The matter here has been settled."
Zhong Huaming nodded, "Let's go." Before Zhong Huaming took a few steps, Qi Tianyao stepped forward and hugged him in his arms, looked at Zhong Huaming's surprised eyes, and replied blankly, "You are still hurt."
Zhong Huaming,... please don't be hugged by the princess!
HP looked at Zhong Huaming who wanted to struggle but was suppressed by Qi Tianyao, and shook his head, "Benefactor Qi, please."
Qi Tianyao gave HP a cold look, and directly pressed Zhong Huaming's troublesome hand, "Don't make trouble! Let's go back!"
When the three of Qi Tianyao returned to the village, everyone in the village woke up. After seeing the three people coming down from the mountain, a man who was probably the village head came forward and saluted HP, "Master , you are?"
From Su Lei's incident, we can see the old-fashionedness of this village, so the village head will come forward to salute when he sees HP.
HP clasped his hands together, and bowed to the village chief, "Benefactor, this poor monk is here to get rid of evil spirits for the people in your village. I think you all feel weak and dizzy after waking up this time."
Villagers,... Where did this monk come from! You want to cheat money, right?
...Damn it, I just slept for a long time, and I don’t get dizzy to be a ghost, okay!
…………
People in the village had different expressions, and the village chief was also very embarrassed, "This..."
HP was not at all affected by the expressions on the table, and said with a slight smile, "Poor monks don't take money."
Everyone, hum, which liar doesn't first say that he won't charge money, and then finds a bunch of reasons to charge money!
Seeing that everyone still didn't believe it, Zhong Huaming couldn't stand it any longer, and got down from Qi Tianyao's arms, Zhong Huaming sarcastically said, "Aren't there so many of you afraid of the three of us? Are you really not surprised that half a month has passed since you woke up?" Are you not curious about what you have done in the past half month?"
The villagers peeped at each other, and then said after a while, "Then you guys have a try!"
Seeing that the villagers were finally cooperating with HP, Zhong Huaming stood aside and was speechless, "I didn't expect Master HP to have such a difficult time. No wonder those old guys don't want to take care of things."
Qi Tianyao watched HP's movements, and heard Zhong Huaming's emotion, "I can apply for..."
"Application for what?"
"Give you people certain rights."
Zhong Huaming glanced at Qi Tianyao speechlessly, "How about the Chinese Dragon Team!"
Not long after, HP had finished his work, came to the two of them, smiled slightly at them, "Benefactor Qi, let's go."
Seeing that the three were about to leave, a couple walked out of the villagers and looked at the three cautiously. The middle-aged man couldn't help asking, "Master, I've been dreaming of being with my daughter all month. Is it because my daughter has a bad life down here? Shall we burn some paper money for her?"
These two are Su Lei's parents.
The three looked at each other, and HP said, "No, your daughter has already gone to the underworld."
Monks don't tell lies, the underworld that Hewlett-Packard said is different from ordinary people's understanding, that is the city of death in vain!
"Yes, is it? Then I can rest assured."
HP glanced at the woman next to the man, "The benefactor must have an heir within two years, so don't be too sad, if you say you can't get out, the heir will not be able to keep it."
The two were slightly taken aback, "Really, really?"
HP smiled, "Monks don't lie."
The two looked at each other, "Thank you."
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