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From the day he returned to the Underworld Garden, Jiang Miao felt that something was wrong with Qichi.For example, he, who has always been calm and gentle, actually started to lose his temper with himself.

The reason was that it was You Ji's birthday, and a group of Yin soldiers came to Jiang Miao's house to drink, and when they got drunk, everyone started talking about nasty jokes out of interest.In the end, I don't know who started it first, so Hua Tou began to yell at Jiang Miao and You Ji.

First, he said that the section chief felt that You Ji was not young anymore, so he told him about the marriage.The girls are pretty good, and it is said that if you count up, you can be related to Yan Luo in the Ten Palaces.As a result, You Ji not only refused repeatedly on the grounds of "a good man, start a career first, then start a family", but also very puzzled to let the girl dove off on the day of the meeting, which made the section chief quite embarrassing.

It is also said that You Ji's mouth is notoriously bad on weekdays, but when Jiang Miao is mentioned, it is rare to be able to admit a few words.Whenever he gets some rare items, he always wants to show them to Jiang Xiao.This birthday, it was also at his repeated request that the superiors approved the leave and allowed them to go up to the famous garden of the underworld.

In short, a bunch of messy things can't stand scrutiny, and when it comes to scrutiny, it is concluded that Jiang sir is the sweetheart that You sir has been thinking about.

A group of rough old men slapped their thighs and started booing. It's better to let Jiang Sir and You Sir worship heaven and earth today and enter the bridal chamber.

The joke got bigger and bigger, and people really started to hand them glasses of wine, shouting kiss one, kiss one!

Jiang Miao had never been used to this group of people, and after a few cups of yellow soup, the big guy booed him, he actually grabbed You Sir's waist, and gave him a "squeak" on his face.

You Ji is a fighting cock, and Jiang Miao ate tofu, so how can he let it go, he yelled at him and pressed Jiang Miao on the sofa, pretending to bite him on the neck.

As a result, this scene happened to be seen by Xichi who came to visit.

……

Qichi: "..."

You Ji: "..."

All Yin Soldiers: "???"

……

Jiang Miao got up from the sofa panting, and coughed in embarrassment: "Well, Brother Xiaohua, listen to my explanation first..."

After finishing speaking, he bit the tip of his tongue, and thought to himself, why do I have to explain to him when I'm so special?Isn't it just for fun.

Qi Chi's dark and heavy eyes followed Jiang Miao's crumpled shirt to the crumpled buttons on his collar, and he narrowed his eyes slightly.For some reason, a chill ran down the backs of everyone present.

At any rate, they were all experienced soldiers of the dark side, and they were frightened by a monster.Only You Ji knows that this person in front of him is not an ordinary monster.It really pissed him off. I'm afraid they will never return today.

"Cough, it's just in time for you to come." You Ji sat up and straightened his clothes, and waved to Qichi, "It's my birthday today, let's have a drink together?"

Xichi stood still, raised his lips slightly and said, "I won't disturb you."

When he asked this sentence, he still stared at Jiang Miao intently.

Jiang Miao was so stared at by him that he felt guilty for no reason, tilted his head slightly to one side, put his fist on his chin and coughed again, pretending to be indifferent and said: "It's nothing, it's just that the brothers are not used to doing things right, don't scare you. .”

Xi Chi nodded, walked over to Jiang Xiao and sat down.Sensing the strong aura of the other party, Jiang Miao unconsciously straightened his body up again.Qi Chi stretched out his hand and embraced him, and said softly to everyone, "Jiang Miao has always been taken care of by everyone in the past."

While talking, he poured a glass of wine into the glass that Jiang Miao had just used, and raised it to You Ji who was beside him: "Happy birthday, Sir You." The place I touched raised his head and drank the wine in one gulp.

"Ah, um..." Holding the glass, You Ji always felt that something was wrong, but for a while he couldn't figure it out, so he had no choice but to dry the wine in one gulp, flushing the glass for a while.

The Yin soldiers on the side leaned over to You Ji'er in a low voice and muttered: "Is he the neighbor of our Xiao'er? The one who hit the zombie suddenly?"

"Yes, that's him." You Ji nodded.

About Qichi helping the Yin soldiers to fight zombies, not to mention the whole hell, at least the Yin soldiers who are friends with You Ji and Jiang Xiaosu know more or less.I've always been curious about it.Now that he saw the real deity, he looked at Qi Chi with somewhat inquisitive eyes.

"Looking at the gentleman, is it really as awesome as you say?" Yin Bing asked again in a low voice.

With a cold face, You Ji turned his head and grinned at him: "Do you think I'm also gentle?"

The Yin soldier swallowed his saliva, and hurriedly clasped his fists together: "Excuse me, excuse me."

At this time, a soft voice suddenly came from behind everyone.

"You sir, long time no see."

The Yin soldiers all took a breath when they heard the sound.

...Damn it, beauty?

Ajiao, who was dressed in red, was holding a jasper jug ​​in his hand, and nodded at everyone present: "I heard that today is Sir You's birthday, so I brought my own sweet-scented osmanthus wine for you to taste. It is also to repay Sir You for saving his life that day."

After he finished speaking, he smiled again, and the Yin soldiers gasped again.

...Damn it, it's a country and a city!

Ajiao stretched out her slender hand, poured wine into two wine glasses, offered one to You Ji, and shook the other with her fingertips.

"I'll drink first as a respect." After Ajiao finished speaking, she covered her mouth with her sleeve and drank all the wine in the glass.She raised her eyes and said delicately, "You sir?"

All Yin Soldiers: ...Damn, there are so many styles!

"Ah, um. You're welcome." You Ji always felt that being looked at by this person made his bones numb, and he rubbed his nose to drink the wine in the glass.As soon as he turned around, he saw the envious eyes of the Yin Bing brothers.Immediately vanity burst.

I don't know whether it is the strength of the wine or Ajiao's charm, You sir, who claims to be drunk after a thousand cups, only feels top-heavy, dizzy and light-headed.He moved a bit to the side, and raised his chin at Ajiao: "Then what, you sit down."

"Okay." Ajiao frowned, and sat down beside You Ji.A tantalizing fragrance spread out, making You Ji's throat itchy.

The gossiping Yinbing brothers came up again: "Is this our Miaoer's neighbor again? Why haven't I heard you mention it?"

This time You Ji didn't answer any more, he just kicked Brother Yin Bing's calf, and said in a nasty voice, "Don't ask me about it!"

Brother Yin Bing raised his eyebrows, looked at everyone else with a clear look, raised his eyebrows suddenly and said with emotion: "I understand now, no wonder You Sir doesn't like other girls, it turns out... tsk tsk tsk, understand understand."

"Understood you!" You Ji picked up his teeth and opened a bottle of wine, and poured it into the mouth of the Yin soldier brother, "Drink, drink!"

……

This big drink drank until the middle of the night, and the Yin soldiers rushed out of the famous garden of the underworld in a hurry before dawn.With a cigarette in his mouth, You Ji took out a talisman paper from his arms and lit it.A layer of white mist gradually formed around it.

He poked the Yin soldier beside him, and said vaguely: "Gong, gong belt?"

The Yin soldier hiccupped, and Chongyou Ji nodded with a smirk: "Relax, don't worry, I brought it!"

After the Yin soldier finished speaking, he took out a gong from nowhere and knocked it loudly.

"The Yin soldier borrowed a way—the stranger—hiccup!"

You Ji turned around and said coldly to Jiang Miao: "Brother, get out first, remember to burn a piece of paper if you have anything to say."

Jiang Xiao smiled: "You are really tall, don't we all have phones."

You Ji waved his hand: "I never believed in this stuff, there is no fucking signal in the Infernal Hell! It's better to burn paper, burp, burn paper!"

"Cheng Cheng, I will remember to burn the paper for you." Jiang Miao pushed You Ji into the Yin soldiers' ranks, "Let's go."

You Ji turned his gaze from Jiang Miao to A Jiao behind him, and took a deep look.Ajiao covered her mouth and smiled lightly, then waved at You Ji.

You Ji quickly looked away, and kicked the gossiping Yin soldier brother in the ass again: "Knock the gong, knock the gong, go back!"

In the gloomy and dark alley, there were a few strange call signs.

"The yin soldiers use the way to hiccup! - Strangers avoid hiccups! -"

"Yin soldiers... vomit! - Fuck, excuse me... strangers vomit!!!..."

Seeing his colleagues walk away, Jiang Miao shook his head helplessly, and just as he was about to go back to the room, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach.

"Hiss..." Jiang Miao bent down, pressed his hands firmly on his stomach, and frowned.

Seeing this, Qi Chi on the side hurriedly supported him, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong."

A layer of sweat broke out on Jiang Xiao's forehead, he waved his hands and said, "It seems that I have drunk too much wine, and my stomach hurts."

Seeing Jiang Miao's pale face, Qi Chi's eyes filled with anger: "You keep making trouble."

Jiang Miao looked up at Qi Chi, and forced a smile: "No, it's nothing serious, I'll be fine after a night of sleep."

Before he could finish speaking, Qi Chi directly hugged him up, turned around and walked back.

Jiang Xiao was shocked: "Don't leave Brother Xiao Hua, I'm really fine!"

"Shut up." Qi Chi forced out two words from between his teeth, and slammed the gate of the famous garden in the underworld.

Behind him, Ajiao watched everything silently, with a clear smile on his lips.But the smile faded away quickly, and then a hint of worry appeared in his eyes.

……

Jiang Miao was directly thrown on the other party's bed by Qichi. Qichi's movements were a little rough, and he took off Jiang Miao's coat and hung it aside with a sullen face, and then started to pick his belt.

"Don't, don't, come by yourself!" Jiang Miao hurriedly pushed away Qi Chi's hand, and said with a smile, "Come by yourself."

Qi Chi lifted the quilt to cover Jiang Xiao, turned around and said calmly, "I'll go get you some hot water."

"No need." Jiang Xiao propped himself up, "I can't swallow anything right now, I'm feeling sick."

After finishing speaking, his stomach was overwhelmed again, and he couldn't help but let out another cry of pain.

Qi Chi stood with his back to him, closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and said in a cold voice, "You're so old, you still play around with others like a child. It's because of your mischief that your stomach hurts." Jiang Miao laughed, what kind of theoretical basis is this?But at this time, he really didn't have the energy to retort, so he could only narrow his eyes at Qichi in a flattering manner, and pretended to be sweet, "Brother Xiaohua, just let me sleep peacefully for a while. Okay?"

Qi Chi was slightly taken aback when he heard the words, his eyes suddenly darkened.

Jiang Miao pulled up the quilt again, covering his head.After he couldn't see the other party's line of sight, he showed a pained expression on his face, gritted his teeth and urged himself to fall asleep quickly.

The position beside the bed suddenly sank, and after hearing an inaudible sigh coming from beside him, one hand stretched into the bed, into Jiang Miao's clothes, and gently rubbed his stomach for him.

Goosebumps instantly appeared on Jiang Xiao's body, and he subconsciously grabbed that hand.

"Brother Hua, you..."

"Go to sleep." The person beside him whispered something, still resting his hand on Jiang Xiao's stomach, pressing against his skin to help him massage.

This is wrong, this is not good, this is not appropriate...

Countless "don'ts" swirled rapidly in Jiang Xiao's mind, causing his heart to pound endlessly.But when a warm feeling gradually penetrated into the body, all "no"s were covered by this comfortable feeling.

Jiang Xiao's eyelids began to sink, and his consciousness gradually blurred with this reassuring touch.

Dimly, he seemed to hear someone humming the little tune in his memory softly in his ear.

The voice is very low, very deep, very nice...

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