[Comprehensive Martial Arts] What does the hero eat today?

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People like cold-blooded are the most lazy.He loves swords like an idiot, he practices hard every day, but he doesn't like to enjoy himself. If he can stand, he will never sit, and if he can sit, he will never lie down. ①

So for him, guarding He Jiuli's door all night is not a very difficult thing.

But looking at the "small building" where He Jiuli lived, he hesitated for a moment, then stepped in.

Because this small building is really not very small, and He Jiuli confessed that he lives on the third floor. When he looked up in cold blood, he saw the large floor-to-ceiling glass windows covering the entire third floor.Such windows are expensive and beautiful.But also easily broken.

So if he stayed downstairs, if someone really troubled He Jiuli, he would not be able to show up in the first place.

——Life and death are only between seven or eight steps, two or three strokes.

So he still pursed his lips and entered the door.

Like the unfamiliar exterior, the interior of this small building also confuses him. He knows all the cabinets, tables, and chairs, but these furniture are different from the ones he has seen before. It's not the same at all.

Leng Xue has traveled to many places and seen many worlds, but he did not expect that there is such a completely strange world hidden in the capital.

He couldn't help but pursed his lips and thought about He Jiuli's "Fairy Theory". To be honest, he was a little skeptical. After all, fairies should live in the sky, not hide in the world of fireworks, and be greeted and sent off. To the inn business.

But there are some things that I just can't figure out.

He walked through the first floor without looking sideways, but He Jiuli stood still in a large cabinet full of bulging bags of various colors. She frowned, picked and picked for a long time, and took a bag from inside Packed with yellow things, casually threw it to? Leng-Blooded.

Leng Xue subconsciously reached out to catch it, only to find that although the bag was bulging, it was actually very light, and the things inside made a rustling sound as it was thrown and picked up.

He Jiuli said: "Eat it, little wolf dog."

Leng-Blood consciously ignored the title with unknown meaning, lowered his head, and looked at the yellow bag thoughtfully.

He asked: "This? What? What?"

He Jiuli said, "Potato chips."

—— Lay's Classic Original Flavor.

Her tone was too bland, as if potato chips were a kind of food that everyone in the streets or alleys knew how to eat, and everyone loved to eat. Knowing this too well? Is this thing very popular? After hesitating for a moment, he nodded his head obediently, pretended to be calm, gave a "hmm", lowered his head, and tore open the yellow bag.

The golden-yellow, thin and crunchy potato chips have no extra taste, only the original flavor of fried potato chips and a slight salty taste, cold-blooded and biting into the mouth, like a rabbit that is constantly chewing.

"Well, it's delicious."

He commented succinctly.

He Jiuli threw another bottle over, and Leng Xue reached out to catch it. It was a curved glass bottle, just taken out of the ice mirror (maybe it was the ice mirror, Leng Xue didn't understand), with a layer of faint The cold cream in the bottle? It contained a liquid he had never seen before? Black and suspiciously bubbling.

Generally speaking, what bubbles up is poison|poison, or a highly corrosive poison. Once it is drunk, it will perforate the intestines and cause a terrible death.

Leng Xue froze for a moment, and suddenly heard a small voice, and then saw He Jiuli holding the same bottle as he was holding, looking up sharply, trying to drink down the terrible poison inside. .

His manual movements were faster than his brain, and with a snap, he knocked out the glass bottle in He Jiuli's hand.

He Jiuli: "..."

He Jiuli: "........."

She stood still, and the ice cube fell to the ground.

He Jiuli: "...What are you doing? What?"

Cold-blooded frowned and said, "Toxic."

He Jiuli: "...not poisonous."

Leng Xue looked stern, and said unmoved: "Where did these things come from? Someone wants to harm you."

He Jiuli: "It's really not poisonous!!"

Leng Xue's always cool poker face became a little more bewildered, but he still insisted: "This? It's poisonous just by looking at it."

At this moment, Lin Shiyin suddenly poked her head out from the stairs.

Lin Shiyin followed He Jiuli to work in the ice room every day. She only gave He Jiuli a small sandalwood fan and nestled here for three or four months. He felt that he must not cause trouble for her, so he helped He Jiuli every day.

She? A delicate young lady, who works from morning to night every day. When she comes back, she is so tired that she falls down? She just sleeps, and today is exactly the same, but sleeps soundly until midnight, when she suddenly hears movement downstairs, she wakes up in a daze I got out of bed and drowsy at the stairs? Check it out.

"...Ah Jiu?"

Lin Shiyin rubbed her eyes and murmured.

As soon as He Jiuli turned around, she saw Lin Shiyin wearing bear pajamas and pajamas. Her hair was loose and a hair was raised on the top of her head. She was going downstairs in a daze while she spoke. : "This? It's so late that I don't sleep...well..."

He Jiuli stretched out his hand to suppress the stupid hair on the top of her head.

Lin Shiyin hadn't woken up yet, and she didn't see Leng Xue. She only saw a bottle of Coke dropped on the floor. She blinked blankly and said, "Um... Coke? Coke...?"

He Jiuli said: "Well, you came just in time, tell him quickly, Coke is just Coke, and Coke is not poisonous!"

Lin Shiyin: "...??"

She was a little sober now, and turned her head to see the cold blood standing aside with her arms folded, she let out a scream, and took a few steps back.

He Jiuli said: "This is a cold arrest. I will stay here for one night today."

To be honest, Lin Shiyin doesn't like to socialize with people, and she always has some resistance to these upright young knights and heroes—maybe it's because she still misses Li Xunhuan in her heart, and she always doesn't want to be misunderstood by him .

——Even though? Li Xunhuan has been ignoring her for three or four months after she? moved out of Li Garden.

Lin Shiyin nodded to Leng Xue, and said flatly, "Leng Xuetou?"

Leng Xue also nodded lightly, and didn't say much.

He Jiuli refused to let go, pulled Lin Shiyin, and repeated: "Hurry up and tell this person, cola is cola, it's not poisonous at all!"

Lin Shiyin couldn't help laughing when she heard this.

He Jiuli is such a magical girl. She has great powers and can create such a fairyland in Bianjing City to provide her with a place to live. But sometimes, And really naive like a child.

Lin Shiyin thought to herself: If I can live in the Penglai Inn with Ah Jiu for the rest of my life, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

She smiled and nodded, took out another bottle of Coke from the refrigerator, took a sip in front of the cold-blooded face, and said soothingly: "Ah Jiu is right, Leng Butou? ?It is indeed a drink, not a poison|drug."

Although these words were addressed to Leng Xue, Lin Shiyin kept looking at He Jiuli tenderly, not even looking at Leng Xue.

Cold-blooded doesn't really care about this, he let out a "huh", stared at the dark brown liquid in the bottle for a while, and then said: "Okay, it's a drink...well, it's called ... tadpoles gnawing wax?"②

Just now Lin Shiyin said "Coca? Cola" indistinctly, and cold-bloodedly misheard.

He just couldn't figure it out, how could there be a drink with such a name in this world, which made people feel a strange smell when he heard it.

He Jiuli sneered and didn't speak.

Cold-blooded knew that she was angry that he had just killed her... He swallowed the wax, and he was a little helpless. He didn't know what to do. He handed over the bottle, and said dryly: "...you drink it, I won't stop you."

He Jiuli sneered: "I don't drink, you drink."

Leng Xue hesitated for a moment, then nodded obediently, and said, "Okay, I'll drink."

There was a strange cap on the glazed bottle. He tried it a few times, but to no avail. Then he saw He Jiuli leaning against the wall with his arms folded, only talking to Lin Shiyin, and ignored him. I knew she was still angry, so I had no choice but to continue to study on my own.

He Jiuli threw a screwdriver at him.

Leng Xue is a smart person, so he naturally knew what to do, but when he opened the bottle cap, before he had time to be happy, he saw the bubbles at the mouth of the bottle suddenly increase strangely. It came out of the bottle mouth!

Not really? It’s not that he can’t throw it away, but he hesitated when he thought that He Jiuli seemed to be still angry, so he missed the opportunity to throw away the Coke, and half a bottle of Coke was sprayed on his face. on the face and clothing.

Cold-blooded didn't move, and even licked his lips.

"Sweet," he said.

He Jiuli suddenly he is really cute.

By the way, her expression changed from (pretend) angry to helpless, she said to Leng Xue: "Go take a shower, and change your clothes by the way."

Sweet things will become sticky when dried, and Leng Xue already feels sticky on his face, body, and hair?

But he still hesitated, and said: "But..."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw a silver light in He Jiuli's hand, and Leng Xue was taken aback. He immediately turned his head? Dodge, what? There was a shallow bloodstain, and the thing flung to the wall, turned his head in cold blood? When he looked, he found that it was a drop of water.

A drop of... water.

He frowned, and was about to speak, but He Jiuli smiled and said, "Look at me? How is it doing with a hidden weapon?"

Cold-blooded: "...very good."

Where it is very good, it is simply very good, very good.Cold-blooded never dreamed that He Jiuli...is actually so good at kung fu.Although they don't have a trace of internal strength, they use a good hidden weapon, which is exactly the same way as his elder brother Wuqing.

He looked at He Jiuli in surprise.

He Jiuli said: "So even if someone comes to kill me, I can handle it by myself. You should go take a bath quickly."

Listening to her in cold blood, there was a bit of helplessness in his tone, and he couldn't help but feel his heart move, and nodded slowly, with a rare smile on his face, and said softly: "Okay."

The author has something to say:

①: The original description is cold-blooded

②: The first translated name of Coca-Cola when it entered China was Tad Scorpion Nibbling Wax, 2333333

In addition, the clip will be held tomorrow, and the update time will be changed to 23:00, so please don’t wait until 0:[-].

感谢在2021-03-2719:07:11~2021-03-2723:37:52期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Gu Changqing 2;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of peach containing smoke;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!