When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

"Beep beep..."

The phone rang continuously, waking up the sleeping person on the bed.Cheng Xiexing closed his eyes, fumbled in the direction of the sound, and grabbed the noisy mobile phone.

He swiped and pulled a few times casually, and it didn't matter if he slid to hang up or connect.

Unfortunately, the call went through.

"Cheng Xiexing, come to Lvfeng Hotel at 8 o'clock tonight, and take good care of Mr. Li. I got you 3 yuan a night with a lot of talk. You should behave well tonight. If the rich woman is happy and becomes a long-term worker at night, Then you..."

All of Cheng Xiexing's sleepiness was swept away, and he didn't curse anyone, but just pressed the record button silently.

The manager babbled for a while, explained everything, and didn't forget to tell him again.

"Remember, it's 8 o'clock in the evening. It's better to come early, don't let the rich woman wait for you."

"Pimp? I'm going to call the police." Cheng Xiexing said coolly.

broker:"……"

After a few seconds of dead silence, there was a crazy roar.

"Fuck you Cheng Xiexing, thank you for my good intentions to find you a rich woman. At this juncture, you are still playing high-spirited, right? Well, you can figure out how to deal with the liquidated damages yourself, and if your leg is broken by the debt collection company later, don't cry at me! "

The agent sneered: "The paparazzi are looking for you all over the world. I think they will find your home in a short time. Let me see how you..."

"It's just in time, they are my wealth code." Cheng Xiexing slightly curled his lips, his fox eyes shone shrewdly.

The agent laughed angrily: "Return the wealth password? I'm ashamed and lost to my hometown. I want to see how you can go out to find food when you are blocked by such a group of people..."

"Beep beep..."

Cheng Xiexing hung up the phone before the manager continued to curse.The agent jumped up in anger, and greeted Cheng Xiexing's eighteenth generation of ancestors well.

Cheng Xiexing looked at this familiar room, rubbed the quilt under him, and looked a little dazed.

"It turned out to be worn back?"

Cheng Xiexing has been in the entertainment industry for a long time, and finally became popular with a small-budget drama.However, just a few months after he became popular, he was exposed to a shocking scandal that he bought abortion pills for his girlfriend, causing her to bleed profusely and become infertile for life!

The time to become popular is too short, and he didn't accumulate much wealth. Instead, he got a lot of endorsements because of his popularity, and the liquidated damages add up to 2 million, which is an astronomical figure!

Cheng Xiexing is as busy as a spinning top in order to make money.After finally going home to rest during the holidays, he was splashed with a bucket of dirty water to the point of chilling.He was so angry that his eyes went dark, and when he woke up, he found that he had been transported to an orphanage in another world.

Later, he inadvertently discovered that the world he was born in was a scumbag novel about the birth of a child.That scumbag was his friend Bai Qingwen in the entertainment industry. He was photographed by reporters in the abortion clinic because he accompanied his friend who was raped and raped to have an abortion.It's just that it's absurd for a man to conceive and have children. Bai Qingwen didn't dare to stand up and admit it. He, a cannon fodder who was pissed off, could only continue to bear the infamy and be buried in the coffin.Even later, Slag Gong found out that he "killed" his own child, and even threw his ashes away!

When he saw this broken book, Cheng Xiexing was very upset.Later, when he grew up, he left the orphanage to make a living, and then entered the entertainment industry. He stayed up late yesterday to film, and passed out while filming...

"It's hard to start a new life, why do you have to wear it back. If you can't clarify it, it's a debt..." Cheng Xiexing, a money fan, couldn't help but feel a little pain in his heart.

He has a pair of charming fox eyes, fair skin, and a tall and flexible figure, like a male vixen.It's a good skin, but it's a pity that it hasn't been long since it shined in the entertainment industry, and it's about to be a carrot...

Walking out of the bedroom, Cheng Xiexing came to the yard.There are usually utility rooms in small farmyards, where all kinds of farm tools are stored, and Cheng Xie Xing's house is no exception.

With a "squeak", the door of the utility room was opened, and various messy things were piled up inside.

Cheng Xiexing took out a sign that said "Mudslide Ahead, Please Detour" and went to the house to find a large marker pen.

He took a pen and wrote in a "swipe".

Of the 8 patients who went to the small clinic that day, only one was a woman, and something happened to the news.The female star had a grudge against him, and she dragged him into the water when she saw that she couldn't hide the abortion.

He couldn't think of a way to break the situation for a while, so he could only make money first and deal with the urgent need.

You know, before the scandal broke out, he had just bought a house, and he didn't have much money left.Just waiting for the next month's income to turn around, it turns out...he can't even afford the utility bills!

"Tsk tsk, why hasn't this paparazzi come yet? The speed of getting news is too slow..." Cheng Xiexing muttered, wondering whether to build a small account and sell the address of his hometown to the paparazzi.

If the manager knew about his fantastic idea, his jaw would probably drop in shock.

Just at this moment, a strange voice came from outside the door.

"Is Mr. Cheng Xiexing there?"

Oh, the money is here~

Cheng Xiexing picked up a fox mask, put it on, and walked towards the door.

There is an iron gate installed in the small farmyard. There are bars on the iron gate. Through the fist-wide gap of the iron pipe, you can clearly see the appearance of the person who came.

The man was tall and tall, wearing light gray casual clothes, he looked quite elegant.There was an indifferent look on her handsome and flawless face, her thin lips were tightly pursed, carrying an aura of repelling others thousands of miles away.

Rao is a money fan like Cheng Xie Xing, also in a daze for a moment.

However, he quickly twitched the corners of his mouth with a mocking smile.

It looks like a human being, but it's a pity that it's a dog!

Cheng Xiexing didn't have any good feelings for these pretentious, casually edited photos with a photo, and carrying equipment to suck blood when he heard some untrue rumors.

Wen Luheng looked at the man wearing a fox mask in his hometown, his usually calm and handsome face showed signs of chapping.

If he hadn't developed a strong heart in the mall, Wen Luheng probably couldn't help but leave immediately.

But thinking of how his grandfather suffering from cancer hoped so much to fulfill his promise with his deceased comrade-in-arms and complete this marriage, Wen Luheng still restrained himself.

"Cheng Xiexing?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows slightly.

Wear a mask and loose casual clothing.Not to mention Wen Luheng who has only seen photos, even Cheng Xiexing's diehard fans would not recognize him in person.

"It's me." Cheng Xiexing chuckled, and directly stuck the sign in his hand on the dirt floor of the yard.

The back of this sign was originally blank, but now there are large black letters on it.

"Private mansion, visit fee 500 yuan/person!"

Wen Luheng's forehead twitched with blue veins: "Looting on the spot?!"

Wen Luheng seems to have seen the embarrassing scene of going to the police station to ask for bail for his partner after marriage...

Cheng Xiexing rested his chin on one hand: "This is called mutual benefit and win-win. It only costs 500 yuan, and you can enter my house to take pictures. If you add more money, I can also provide the service of answering questions. You can post these news later, Can't you make a lot of money?"

He wasn't fooling his agent just now, he really used the reporter as a wealth code!

Wen Luheng: "..."

The means of making money are omnipotent, exactly the same as when I was a child.

Even Wen Luheng, who has been fighting in the mall for a long time and has seen all kinds of big scenes, can't help but admire Cheng Xiexing.

It is also a kind of skill to live in peace without changing your style, and not to be beaten to death for a long time!

"Just you? Your paparazzi colleagues are not very good at business." Cheng Xiexing shook his head again and again, ready to sell his hometown address after entertaining this customer.

"I'm not a reporter."

Cheng Xiexing's warm hospitality smile instantly collapsed, although he couldn't see it under the mask...

"Then who are you?"

"Your fiance."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

After a long silence, Cheng Xiexing took out his phone and called the small clinic in the village.

"Uncle, I found a mental patient, who doesn't look aggressive at the moment, but you'd better call more people..."

Wen Luheng took out a green bracelet from his pocket.His expression was calm, and there was a bit of sarcasm in his tone: "I have a token. This is what you gave me, the heirloom of the old Cheng family - the jade bracelet."

"Nonsense!" Cheng Xiexing patted the sign heavily, "My old Cheng family ancestors were three generations of poor peasants, where did the jade bracelet heirloom come from? Besides, the crap you brought was sold in elementary school. light sticks?"

To Cheng Xiexing's surprise, the other party just took a deep look at him and said something slowly.

"You finally admitted it."

Cheng Xiexing was taken aback for a moment, and fragments of memories that had been dusty for many years flashed through his mind.

The neighbor's kid, Wen Luheng, was only two years older than him, and was his childhood friend.The grandfathers of the two families were comrades-in-arms and had a very good friendship. The two of them were married by fingertips while they were still in the womb.

When they were young, they played house games together, neither of them wanted to be the bride, so he took out the newly bought light sticks and made them into the shape of bracelets, fooling Wen Luheng that this was his family heirloom.Unlike him, a guy who plays all day long, Wen Luheng was locked up by his father to study most of the time, and he was cheated by him, no matter the toys.

"Ahem..." Cheng Xiexing couldn't help being embarrassed, and he was ashamed to charge others for entry fees.

He put his hands on the sign and turned it around.

[Mudslide ahead, please detour! 】

Wen Luheng: "..."

Surprisingly appropriate!

Cheng Xiexing opened the gate of the courtyard and let the other party in.

"Your family has been immigrating abroad for so long that I almost don't remember you. I didn't expect that you kept the little thing I gave you back then for more than ten years..." Cheng Xiexing was in a complicated mood. your life?"

Xiao Wen Luheng was very angry when he found out that he had been cheated. He also listened to his sophistry and directly sued his parents, causing him to be spanked by his parents.Could it be that the legendary Tsundere, duplicity Wen Luheng was really moved by a joke when he was a child, and has loved him for many years?Sin!

"It's a lifelong miss." Wen Luheng gave him a deep look, with an extremely heavy tone.

Although Cheng Xiexing is greedy for money, he doesn't play with emotions.Thinking of someone dreaming of you and waiting for their wedding day, he feels guilty: "I..." I'm not worthy of your love...

"My mother locked this thing in the drawer, and every time relatives came to the house, they would take it out and laugh. If I hadn't come to see you to fulfill the marriage contract, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to get this bracelet." Wen Lvheng glanced at him coldly. glance.

Everything was moved, and Cheng Xiexing's throat was blocked in an instant.

At this moment, he only felt a murderous aura, a strong murderous aura!

My childhood friend didn't come to him to reminisce about the past, but to seek revenge from him!

In the past, creditors brought legal teams to attack, and later there were paparazzi black fans who were crazy about human flesh... Now even the enemy has come to the door. Did he throw away the grave of God? !