When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Xu Qingshu gritted his teeth with hatred, but wanted to maintain his dignity in front of his sweetheart, so he could only force himself to smile.

"Actually, I have visited here before, because Grandpa Wen and you both like these arts. I thought Cheng Xiexing also liked them, so I introduced them to him. Unexpectedly, there was an oolong."

Be sober, he doesn't even have a common topic with you!

Wen Luheng smiled slightly: "Yes, this guy has no artistic talent since he was a child. You are a guest, so don't trouble you, I will take him around."

"...Okay." Xu Qingshu left reluctantly.

When Xu Qingshu was far away, Cheng Xiexing touched his chin and teased: "Tsk tsk, you are still so good at attracting bees and butterflies. Do you want to hire me to be your bodyguard and let me drive away those mad bees and butterflies for you?"

"Want to go back to your old job again?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows.

In middle school, girls' aesthetics were still more inclined to handsome and masculine boys.And Cheng Xiexing looks a bit seductive, prettier than girls, he is not very popular with girls, and is regarded as an enemy instead.

And Wen Luheng is the dream lover of school girls, and he often receives all kinds of love letters, which makes him very distressed.Fortunately, most of the girls are still relatively reserved, and they send love letters to their heart's content, and they don't directly block people's confession or anything.

However, this already caused Wen Luheng a headache at that time.

Cheng Xiexing, who is a bad friend, rubbed up: "I can help you deal with those love letters. I can also be your bodyguard. If a female hooligan comes out and wants to plot against him, I will stand up to you." run first..."

There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief!

Wen Luheng narrowed his eyes slightly: "What do you want?"

"Hey hey, I recently bought a game console behind my mother's back, and I'm so poor that I can't afford steamed buns. You don't need to spend a lot of money to hire me as a bodyguard, just buy me breakfast every day."

Wen Luheng lowered his head and looked at his thin body: "When you are growing up, you still don't buy more food. Do you plan to play Wu Dalang in the evening?!"

"You're Wu Dalang! Although I'm not as tall as you, I'm not short, okay?" Cheng Xiexing angrily threw his schoolbag back, "I don't care about you, you can figure it out yourself."

Wen Luheng stretched out his hand and held him back: "I really don't want to play Wu Dalang, so please be more restrained. You are thinner than some girls in the class. People who don't know will think that your family is abusing you."

Cheng Xiexing smiled awkwardly: "I don't know, I don't eat less snacks, but I don't gain much weight, I'm used to it. By the way, you must keep the game console I bought a secret. If my mother finds out, I will It's over."

"Well, I will keep it secret." Wen Luheng replied.

Cheng Xiexing took a few steps, and suddenly poked his head around.

"Hey, don't go to that alley over there. There's a bar and billiards room over there, bad girls and boys like to play there. Maybe someone will take a fancy to you at that time, just come and grab a man, hahaha ..."

Wen Luheng quickened his pace and continued, ignoring him.

What bodyguard is this?Obviously a debt collector!

Later, Wen Luheng really ran into a female hooligan.

Although Cheng Xiexing is greedy for money, he is still very trustworthy.He directly stood in front of Wen Luheng, staring at the yellow-haired eldest sister's head: "Don't even try to touch my man, he is my fiance!"

The eldest sister was stunned: "..."

The Qing Dynasty is dead, and your family still has an arranged marriage!What's more, it's a man!

There was so much information that the eldest sister lost her head and gave Wen Luheng a chance to slip away.

After that, Wen Luheng never received a love letter at school again.It's just that every time I walk with Cheng Xiexing, I can find some people staring at them and whispering.

It seems... It's better not to ask Cheng Xiexing for help!

Recalling what happened back then, Wen Luheng still regretted a little.

"No need, it's enough for me to be tricked by your bodyguard once." Wen Luheng took a deep look at him and said quietly.

Cheng Xiexing curled his lips: "Didn't I help you once and for all, and directly solve the rotten peach blossom? I sacrificed a lot, because of you, even the chance of puppy love was completely lost."

"Heh, I don't really want your sacrifice."

Wen Luheng put his pocket in one hand and walked straight to the door.

"You probably don't want to stay in this room, do you? Let's go, I'll show you around."

"Yeah. Your house is really big. Is it really interesting to buy an old castle with so many empty rooms?" Cheng Xiexing said that he didn't quite understand the fun of rich people.

"Grandpa needs a quiet place to recuperate. The scenery here is good, and there are no people disturbing. For the elderly, cleanliness is very important. Some rooms can also be transformed into various functional rooms. If it is not possible, they can also be used as storage room, no problem."

"Function room?" Cheng Xiexing scratched his head.

Wen Luheng raised his hand and opened a door: "For example, this room is one of the function rooms. This is the yoga room where Narcissus practices yoga, and the opposite room is Xiaojia's game room."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Well, you win!

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Cheng Xiexing is just a salted fish. He has no work to do in the old house, so he goes to take a nap when he is full.

On the contrary, Wen Luheng, the big boss, didn't go to play even if he didn't have any work at the moment, but just sat quietly in the living room drinking tea.

Xu Qingshu finally caught his chance to be alone and walked over slowly.

"Drink tea alone? Where's Cheng Xiexing? Why doesn't he accompany you?"

The strong smell of green tea rushed towards his face. If Cheng Xiexing was there, he would be fainted.

Wen Luheng was not very sensitive about this aspect, so he just replied casually: "He doesn't like drinking tea very much."

"The two of you have no common interests, but you have become a husband and wife. Sigh, you are also filial, sacrificing your own happiness..."

Wen Luheng picked up his teacup and took a sip slowly.

"Actually, it's not bad to marry him. At least, you don't have to worry about being urged to marry again."

The smile on Xu Qingshu's face almost froze.

You are so outstanding, who can't find a fake marriage, why is it Cheng Xiexing? !

It's fine if you lose to other strong men, but apart from that seductive face and Wen's identity as the grandson of the old man's comrade-in-arms, Cheng Xie Xing has nothing else to show for it!

Xu Qingshu was very unwilling: "It would be very unhappy to live with someone who has nothing in common just to avoid marriage urges?"

"How come? That guy is a source of happiness." Wen Luheng slightly hooked his lips.

Sometimes Cheng Xiexing's stupid words can make people laugh to death.Of course, it can often piss people off.

Xu Qingshu: "..."

Picking the point of marriage happiness to start with, it turned out to be a failure!

But it doesn't matter, he has other tricks.

"You have only recently returned to China, so you may not have noticed some news. Cheng Xiexing, he..." Xu Qingshu hesitated to speak, deliberately teasing people's appetites.

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "What happened to him?"

I won't do something stupid again, I have to ask him to help wipe my ass...

"He fell in love with a female star, made other people's bellies bigger, and even made them have abortions..."

"That's a rumor." Wen Luheng's eyes suddenly became sharp.

His cold eyes lingered on Xu Qingshu's body, so Xu Qingshu couldn't help but hit Han Jin.

At this moment, he suddenly had a feeling of being seen through.

Wen Luheng had been working in Country A before, so he was able to see more.But now Wen Luheng plans to go back and vigorously develop his domestic business.There are fewer and fewer opportunities for them to meet in the future.

If you don't seize this opportunity, this man will have nothing to do with him in the future.

"I know you don't want to maliciously speculate on your childhood friend, but you haven't seen each other for so many years, a person's temperament may undergo earth-shaking changes..."

Wen Luheng slightly curled his lips: "That guy, he hasn't changed at all. I hope he has changed, at least he won't be so irritating."

"The domestic media has always been good at reading pictures and writing, and making things out of nothing. You are an adult and should have your own judgment ability."

"You say Cheng Xiexing is innocent, do you have evidence?" Xu Qingshu couldn't hold back, aggressive.

Not long after they reunited, Cheng Xiexing was repeatedly defended by Wen Luheng.And how many times he went to Wen's house, Wen Luheng was still not close enough to him...

Jealousy and unwillingness corroded Xu Qingshu's heart, making his heart ache unbearably.

"Evidence? I believe him, that's enough." Wen Lvheng put down his teacup heavily, and frowned: "As an outsider, you are too strict."

Xu Qingshu's face turned pale in an instant.

With a "snap", the sound of porcelain shattering came from behind.

The two turned their heads, only to realize that Cheng Xiexing got off the elevator at some point and accidentally knocked off the decorations on the wall.

Xu Qingshu's face darkened: "Are you eavesdropping?!"

The corner of Cheng Xiexing's mouth twitched: "You two are sitting in the living room talking openly, and I went downstairs and passed the living room. Is it called eavesdropping?"

The trick behind the scenes failed, and the person involved saw it, let alone the bad mood!

In consideration of the old man in a wheelchair, an elevator was installed in the castle.The footsteps on the stairs are louder, but the elevator does not have this concern.The ground of the castle is also covered with exquisite blankets, which can reduce the sound of walking footsteps.

The combination of various factors caused Xu Qingshu to not find the problem at all.

After being caught, he couldn't hold back his face and left in a hurry.

Wen Luheng looked down at the fragments on the carpet and remained silent.

It was originally a beautiful plaid vase with flowers in it, and the water in it overflowed.

Cheng Xiexing's fingers trembled slightly, feeling that his 2 million debt had a sharp upward trend.

"How much is this vase worth?" Cheng Xiexing's voice trembled slightly, looking terrified that he was about to be caught and sold.

Wen Luheng took a deep look at him, and said quietly, "It's a priceless treasure."

Cheng Xiexing shivered for a moment: "So expensive? It must be an antique, is it the work of a late master?"

The pattern on the vase is white, blue and red. The year of creation should not be too far away.Artwork is generally the older and more expensive it is, and the rarer it is, the more expensive it is...

It's not that it was so expensive in ancient times, the creators are probably dead!

Wen Lvheng, who was forced to die, gritted his teeth: "...this is the work of your dead ghost husband."