When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Wen Luheng tried his best to think back and confirmed that he had crammed Cheng Xiexing into the variety show crew, not some bloody eight o'clock file.

Between this guy, has been out of tune.

Wen Luheng suspected that Cheng Xiexing was talking nonsense again, so he didn't take it seriously.

Xie Xing felt that he hadn't received a reply, so he couldn't help but sighed leisurely.

"Hey, you are a busy person. Are you working on your business?"

Only when the benefactor's father earns more money can he be able to pay him a stable salary, and by the way, give him bonuses and so on.Although Cheng Xiexing was terribly bored, he didn't call to harass or harass the other party.

The sedan chair was swaying, and the gossip of the group performers watching the excitement could be heard in my ears.

"Dressed in pink and tender, without even a red hijab. The concubine's treatment is low, and the red wedding dress can only be worn by the regular wife. I don't look like someone who is going to get married..."

Cheng Xiexing muttered, lifted the curtain of the sedan chair window, and looked outside.

There are a lot of group performances. Besides the guests, there are probably some people who came to rescue him.

However, until the sedan chair stopped, there was no commotion.

Cheng Xiexing was puzzled.

It is best to save people before entering Liu's house, how can it be so easy to run after entering someone else's chassis? !

However, the director was much more thoughtful than him.

If the sedan chair stopped suddenly and Cheng Xiexing couldn't sit still and fell out with a grunt, it would be an accident in seconds!

If you lose the heart and soul of the sponsor's father, then he will be the director in no time!

The guest in charge of the rescue is currently in the crowd, following the prompts on the task card to find his comrades.The director didn't plan to let them save people during the wedding, but planned to let them go to the backyard to save people after worshiping.

Cheng Xiexing didn't know what was going on, and scanned the crowd with a pair of fox eyes, looking for his friends as he walked in.

When he spotted one of the little friends among the guests, he started blinking furiously.

Quick, come and save me!

The little friend glanced at him, then walked to the side, and continued to look for the npc to connect.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

He might as well run away by himself instead of counting on this group of people to come! ! !

However, he only dared to think about it.There are four burly men around him, guarding him tightly.Even if he didn't read the script, he knew that his little concubine was forcibly snatched here!

However, when he went inside, he saw guests but not the groom.

Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up.

Well done!He shouldn't dislike his little partner, he just got the groom out of the way~

Before she was happy for two seconds, the matchmaker came in with a cock in her arms.Around the rooster's neck is a big red flower ball, which is flame-like red and somewhat dazzling.

There are ribbons on both sides of the big red flower ball, and the ribbon on one side is wrapped around the neck of the rooster, and the ribbon on the other side...

The matchmaker took the ribbon and handed it to Cheng Xiexing.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Did he marry a chicken? !

"Challenge, Brother" is not a program to test acting skills, but a game program.Seeing such an absurd scene, the guests naturally did not try hard to maintain the character, but laughed unabashedly.

"Cheng Xiexing, your husband is a chicken, hahaha..." Liu Shuangshuang laughed loudly, unable to even manage his expressions.

Cheng Xiexing covered his mouth and laughed "giggling".

When several guests saw him like this, they thought he was being stimulated and went crazy, and their laughter gradually stopped.

Cheng Xiexing had laughed enough before finally speaking what was in his heart.

"Liu Shuangshuang, your father is a chicken, it's so funny, hahaha..."

Liu Shuangshuang: "..."

My knee hurts! ! !

The npc housekeeper came out and explained: "Master is not feeling well, and he is still recuperating in bed. Today's marriage is just for joy..."

After explaining the background to the audience in front of the screen, the housekeeper motioned to continue the wedding.

Thus, Cheng Xiexing completed the worship process with a rooster in this way.

He once thought that after he became popular, he would play the lead actor, and most likely he would act in the wedding scene.But I didn't expect that the first marriage on the screen was dedicated to a chicken!

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After the worship was over, Cheng Xiexing was sent to the wedding room.Of course, his seriously ill husband is not here.Chongxi's concubine can only sleep alone tonight.

While the other guests ate and drank outside, all kinds of toasts... toasted and fed the rooster.

It stands to reason that there would be no other food on the table except for the wine.However, this is the heart and soul of the gold master's father, and the director dare not starve him even if he is starving himself!

So, Cheng Xiexing looked at the pastries, fruits and dried fruits on the table, and his heart was full of joy.

"It feels like a vacation, it's so cool!"

Cheng Xiexing opened a pistachio, threw the nut into his mouth, and babbled.

On the other end, Wen Lvheng buried himself in his work.

However, Cheng Xiexing's text messages appeared in his mind from time to time.

Although this guy has been out of tune, maybe this time he has something serious to do?The entertainment industry is full of handsome men and beautiful women. Cheng Xiexing went out to film a variety show, and he might just meet someone who is close to his eyes...

Thinking of this, Wen Luheng put down the mouse and picked up the phone.

[Who are you planning to cuckold me with? 】

[A big rooster with high spirits, it is very powerful, and it is still drinking and entertaining guests outside. 】

Wen Luheng: "..."

At this moment, he regretted why he was so cheap.Some guy, deserves to be thrown in the corner, he can grow a lot of poisonous mushrooms himself.Ordinary people would be poisoned and die if they were worried about walking over there!

Cheng Xiexing, who didn't get a reply, couldn't help but smack his lips.

"Too busy, don't even have time to reply a text message?"

Cheng Xiexing replied while eating.

[Although this chicken is a hero among chickens, I think you are more powerful and domineering.My little friends are trying to find a way to take me out of the sea of ​​suffering.Waiting for half a day without seeing anyone is too useless.If it was you who came to snatch the marriage, you might be able to save me before paying homage. 】

Soon, Wen Luheng replied.

[No blessing to accept. 】

Cheng Xiexing snorted, "You have a really stubborn mouth."

I don’t know where to pay the guy to ask him to get the certificate~

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I don't know how long it took, Cheng Xiexing was full, and was so bored that he wanted to sleep on the marriage bed.

Outside the door, a strange voice suddenly came.

"Cheng Xiexing, are you there?"

"Here I am."

Cheng Xiexing jumped up and jumped to open the door.

The servant at the door was dismissed at some point, and the friends appeared at the door.In addition to the guests, there is also an npc with outstanding looks.

"Xing Xing, we're here to save you. That damned Mr. Liu actually robbed the civilian girl. Seeing that Qian's eyes were open, your parents insisted on separating us. Fortunately, we finally meet again, and I will take you away now... "

Cheng Xiexing forced a smile: "Yes."

Whoever wrote the script sounds corny and embarrassing.But there is nothing I can do for money, so bear with it.

Speaking of which, Wen Luheng was even worse.One show, two green hats~

A group of people sneaked through the yard, trying to avoid the eyes and ears of the servants.

Finally, they passed a fence with a tall tree beside it.

Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up, and he finally saw the dawn of victory.

"Quick, climb up the tree!"

Cheng Xiexing waved to everyone.

He took the lead and climbed up.

The director's expression cracked: "Stop stop! What kind of tree to climb!!! You should finish the game first, then get the key to the warehouse, use the key to open the warehouse, get the ladder and the ladder, and run away!"

Cheng Xiexing, who ran up the tree as quickly as a monkey, had already climbed to the normal level: "..."

If it weren't for this pink dress that got in the way, he would have climbed over the wall a long time ago!

However, the director had a request, so he could only come down.

After all, there are so many props and scenes, if they don't shoot them, they will be wasted in vain.Although climbing trees and jumping walls will end faster, he has to consider the material of the recording.So much has been directly cut off at the running level, what is the multicast of the program?

So, a group of people embarked on a journey to find the key.After untold hardships, they finally got the ladder and the child.

However, at this time, Liu Shuangshuang and other villains also noticed something was wrong and chased after him.

"Run!"

Cheng Xiexing stretched out his hand quickly, and was the first to rush over, grabbing the handle of the ladder and the ladder.

Several other guests rushed towards him one after another.

The director's complexion changed, and he raised the loudspeaker: "Everyone climbed up the ladder and left, but Cheng Xiexing and his lover were a step behind, and were arrested by the people of the Liu Mansion!"

After climbing the ladder and ladder, Cheng Xiexing stepped over the wall with half a foot: "..."

Director, next time you send me a more detailed script! ! !

Liu Shuangshuang couldn't help it: "Cheng Xiexing, come down. The director is also in our villain camp, you two lovers can't escape."

"Oh, I can only go back and serve my rooster husband." Cheng Xiexing shook his head and sighed, and got down from the ladder.

Others escaped smoothly through ladders and ladders.

Cheng Xiexing and his lover were taken into the ancestral hall of the Liu family. The Liu family was outraged and decided to immerse the adulterers in a pigsty!

Cheng Xiexing was confused: "Director, you have no heart!"

He was able to escape smoothly both times, but the director insisted on his return because he was not a man.In the end, a pig cage was prepared for him!

The director raised the horn: "Don't worry, the pig cage is custom-made and has never been used. You are..."

"It's the first time I've been locked in a pig cage." Cheng Xiexing hugged his head cowardly, "Director, please let me go!"

The director smiled: "It's almost like a hostage, you don't have to do any troublesome things, okay? You just lie down and rest. Come, go to the pigpen."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

What a goddamn rest, even the pigs don't rest in the pig cage! ! !

Originally, Cheng Xiexing thought that he was a scammer, but he felt that compared with the director, he was still too young!

Cheng Xiexing was lying in a pig cage and was being carried to the river.The props are relatively loose, and Cheng Xiexing can lie in it and chat with his friends on his mobile phone.

[Hey, I was arrested while I was acting in the crew. 】

The instigator, Wen Luheng, was not surprised.

[It's just acting as a hostage, you should have rich acting experience. 】

[Fart hostage!I'm going to be soaked in a pig cage!If I cheated, you would naturally clean me up, why did you let me go through this? 】

The sad Cheng Xiexing took out a pack of snacks from his trouser pocket, and ate them in the pig cage.

Being carried by someone is not happy at all, so I can only comfort myself with food.