When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Only Cheng Xiexing is a villager and can eat whatever he wants, but the others can only figure out their own way.

Everyone cast envious glances at them, and their eyes were almost green.

It was Cheng Xiexing who was lucky, he could find food wherever he wanted.

"Meals that you work hard for are more meaningful." The director said sarcasticly, "Come on, go work hard to get lunch, you are all positive energy."

Guests: "..."

We are positive energy, so what are you, evil force?

There is no way, everyone can only find a way out, either sell their strength, or talk about performing arts.For the villagers in the village, it is still very attractive to watch the stars on TV and watch TV on camera.The stars didn't receive any trouble, and after some hard work, they earned their lunch.

The conversation was divided into two parts, Cheng Xiexing sent the old man back home, and then walked to the home of his childhood friend.

"Xiao Sun, are you home?" Cheng Xiexing knocked on the door of the yard, "Sun Leyang, I'm Cheng Xiexing, come and open the door~"

Sun Leyang heard that there is a sentence to come to the farmhouse to shoot today, but he is relatively introverted and doesn't want to deal with those stars too much.Moreover, what if he accidentally said something wrong and was mobbed by fans?

Sun Leyang was preparing to make lunch when he heard a voice from outside the door.

"Boss, you are back." Sun Leyang walked over with a smile.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Although Xiao Sun has always called him like this, but being photographed by the program group and exposed to the people of the whole country, I always feel a little ashamed, as if I formed a group of killers when I was a child.

When he saw the camera, his smile instantly collapsed.

"Why is there a camera? Are you also a guest on the show?"

"Yeah." Cheng Xiexing nodded, "If you're not used to it, then I'll go to another place to eat."

Sun Leyang hesitated for a moment: "No, no, you can come in. I'm just worried that if I accidentally say the wrong thing, I will be surrounded by crazy fans. We have been friends for so many years, can I still not trust you? Even if there are fans who misunderstand, you will help I explained."

Cheng Xiexing couldn't laugh or cry.

"In your eyes, fans are no different from scourges."

"Before you were exposed by the Internet, didn't Ren Xiaohong's fans chased him into the village? What a bunch of psychopaths..." During that time, Sun Leyang was still working outside.

He also heard this kind of thing from the villagers, even if he just heard it, he still has lingering fears.

"With so many marketing accounts causing trouble, almost the people of the whole country were eating melons and attacking me as a 'garbage'. It is normal for some people to have a few psychopaths."

Sun Leyang nodded: "I think so too. The show "Challenge Brother" is still very popular, and the resident guests are also popular. So many fans add up, is there any difference between the probability and 100%? The difference is that they have no chance on the Internet. If you go crazy and yell, you should just use more drastic methods."

Cheng Xiexing raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder lightly.

"Don't worry. If there is such rubbish, I will sue him for him. It doesn't matter even if he is young, anyway, the parents of the child will have to pay for the mental damage."

Hearing Cheng Xiexing's assurance, Sun Leyang immediately beamed with joy.

"Boss, you are the best."

Cheng Xiexing helped his forehead.

I feel more and more like an evil force...

"I'm about to cook, are you hungry? If you're hungry, I'll take you to a restaurant, it's much faster that way."

"It's okay, just cook slowly. We haven't seen each other for a long time, just chatting." Cheng Xiexing said, breaking the sweet potato in half.

"This is the sweet potato from the director. I'll give you half."

Only when you are full can you have the strength to cook.

"Thank you, boss." Sun Leyang laughed, with a bit of honesty.

He is not as gentle as Wen Luheng, he eats very fast, and he can finish the sweet potato in two or three bites.

Then, he walked into the kitchen and started washing the vegetables.

Cheng Xiexing was still nibbling sweet potatoes, and walked over to him to have a look.

"You've been good at cooking since you were a child, and you're even better now, aren't you?"

"Yeah. You went to study in the city, and then you entered the entertainment circle. We only meet each other during the Chinese New Year. Recently, I became a cook in a farmhouse and learned some dishes. When I have time later, I will make it for you to try." .”

"Okay." Cheng Xiexing's eyes were shining.

"There are no ingredients at home, so I can only make whatever I want, as long as you don't dislike it."

Cheng Xiexing couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

"You should be clear about my cooking skills. You can beat me if you do whatever you want..."

The two were chatting in the kitchen while preparing lunch.Of course, they are concerned about the existence of the camera, and the words they talk about avoid a lot of privacy issues, and they only pick some innocuous chats.

Cheng Xiexing can't cook, but he can't do anything and just wait for food.He helped wash and cut vegetables, and the cut vegetables were of different sizes, not ugly at all.

However, the chef didn't mind.

Sun Leyang cooked a delicious meal and treated Cheng Xiexing well.

After eating and drinking, Cheng Xiexing returned to the room at the farmhouse and began to take a nap.

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The task in the afternoon is not easy.

Everyone was taken to the orchard and asked to pick persimmons.

Seeing the astonishing amount of tasks, Liu Shuangshuang was stunned: "We picked so many persimmons, what if we can't sell them all? Director, we can't waste food!"

"This farmhouse is used to make persimmons, you can just pick them."

"Persimmon, it tastes delicious just thinking about it." Cheng Xiexing licked his lips.

As the owner of the farmhouse, he will receive holiday benefits at that time, and he will probably get fragrant and sweet persimmons, so he will be happy just thinking about it.

The guests went over to get the bamboo baskets with mournful faces.

No one wants to pick two big baskets of persimmons, I'm afraid they will die of exhaustion!

Holding the loudspeaker, the director continued to beep: "Don't forget, after you finish picking the persimmons, you have to bring the bamboo basket here. This is an individual competition, and you can't help each other. Otherwise, I won't be able to bear it any longer. We can only sacrifice the penalty card."

Cheng Xiexing tilted his head: "What kind of punishment, even you can't bear it?"

"Spend the night without mosquito nets and mosquito coils."

Guests: "..."

Devil!

There are mountains, water and trees here, and there is no shortage of mosquitoes at all.If you spend the night without any protection, the army of mosquitoes may want to suck you dry!

In order to avoid falling into a bad situation, the guests can only fight on their own.

Cheng Xiexing looked at the evil spirit in the demon, he was a hypocritical disaster.But in fact, his movements are very smooth, and there is no ambiguity in his work.

Time passed bit by bit. Although Liu Shuangshuang was not fast, she finally finished accumulating a basket of persimmons.

She couldn't even lift such a heavy bamboo basket!However, she is not stupid, and she will not fight hard.

She went back to the farmhouse, borrowed a rope, put the rope on the two ears of the bamboo basket, and dragged the bamboo basket.

"Wow, Shuang Shuang, your eyes are so sharp, you actually found a rope in the farmhouse."

Liu Shuangshuang smiled: "I was looking for a place to take a selfie as a souvenir. Naturally, the decorations would look better as a photo background. Things like ropes are very common in rural areas, and I didn't take them seriously. I didn't expect to just use them."

The performance in the game is more important than the result of the game.Liu Shuangshuang can already imagine that when the variety show airs, she will be praised by fans and passers-by for her wit...

"what……"

Because she was absent-minded, Liu Shuangshuang didn't notice for a while, tripped over a vine hidden in the fallen leaves, and fell to the ground.

Everyone gathered around her one after another, but fortunately she was fine, but her foot was crooked.

"You wait first, I will borrow a car nearby, and take you to the hotel in the farmhouse to rest. There are standing medicines there, which can treat you."

After Cheng Xiexing finished speaking, he ran away in a hurry.

The male guest who originally planned to carry Liu Shuangshuang back heard this, and silently swallowed the words that were on the verge of his mouth.Having a car is definitely better than manpower.

After all, if one is not careful at that time, the back is not stable, and the person falls, it is not a joke.From here to the hotel, the distance is not short.

Soon, Cheng Xiexing came back with the car.

The crew fell into a strange silence, and Liu Shuangshuang almost pouted.

What Cheng Xiexing brought back was a small cart that is very common on construction sites, with two wheels, two handles, and a triangular-shaped iron space in the middle.

"This cart is what they used to carry the fallen leaves back to the fire. It's nearby. Come on, get in the cart and take you home." Cheng Xiexing waved at Liu Shuangshuang.

Liu Shuang's face was ashen-colored: "Do you know what it means to be physically disabled? I thought I was limping, and I could move back slowly."

Would rather climb back than take a car!

Cheng Xiexing raised his hand and pointed to the red text on the cart.

"Did you see the word 'wen'? This small cart belongs to Wen Luheng. When he opened the farmhouse by himself, he asked someone to clean up the farm tools at home, and gave the usable things to the farmhouse."

Cheng Xiexing rubbed his chin, thinking seriously.

"Although you may not be able to conquer Wen Luheng, the benefactor's father, but now you have the opportunity to ride in his car!"

Guests: "..."

Forget about these favors.

Liu Shuangshuang hesitated again and again, but finally got on the small cart and was pushed to the hotel by Cheng Xiexing.

The bumpy mountain road made Liu Shuangshuang feel a little uncomfortable.

Cheng Xiexing sent her back to the hotel, and didn't forget to ask her to thank her.

"Now you are a woman who has been in the car of the gold master's father. Do you feel any emotion?"

"Thank you very much, it's a great honor." Liu Shuangshuang said expressionlessly.

"Have a good rest." Cheng Xiexing patted her on the shoulder, turned and left, "Ah, I learned from Lei Feng to do good deeds tonight, I feel really good."

Photographer: "..."

How did this guy live so long without being beaten to death?

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After the recording of "Let's Challenge, Brother", Cheng Xiexing visited Sun Leyang's house again and had a sumptuous dinner.

This shameless guy even packed some food, and then got into the car and went back to Wen's house.

Without Cheng Xiexing whispering in his ear, Wen Luheng's work and life returned to normal.

However, he felt that something was missing...

"Luheng, I'm back!"

A familiar voice came from the living room, Wen Luheng put aside his work and walked out of the study without even thinking about it.

Cheng Xiexing raised the plastic bag in his hand: "I went to Xiaosun's house as a guest, the food he cooked is super delicious, I even packed it for you~"

"Xiao Sun?" Wen Luheng frowned, "That lustful Sun Leyang?"

Cheng Xiexing: "...it's my good friend, the team's good cook Sun Leyang!"

Are they talking about the same person? !