When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Cheng Xiexing, who was sleeping, actually didn't have much strength.

However, Wen Luheng didn't want to be his teething stick.

He reached out and flicked his forehead lightly.

Cheng Xiexing just frowned slightly, but did not wake up.

In the dream, the plant whose "flower" he had eaten stretched out its leaves and licked his forehead.

He could only gnaw on the "flower" while running for his life.Because he was afraid of being snatched back, he gnawed faster and faster.

The veins on Wen Luheng's forehead twitched, and he couldn't hold back, so he stretched out his hand and pushed him, forcibly shaking him awake.

"Well……"

Cheng Xiexing opened his eyes in a daze, his consciousness was still a little fuzzy: "Don't, don't shake..."

In the dream, he entangled him with flower petals, dangling him, a foodie, so that he had a headache.

"If you continue to be unruly, I will throw you off the plane."

Wen Luheng simply said a few words to him, and didn't really intend to do anything.

After all, the plane pays more attention to safety9, and will not open the door casually.Throwing Cheng Xiexing off the plane is simply impossible. It's the same reason as scaring a child who won't obey him and feeding him to monsters.

Cheng Xiexing couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Even if you have the ability to make money, you can't do this kind of thing. This is a private airliner, and it doesn't matter if you are a distinguished first-class passenger~"

Cheng Xiexing smiled shyly, his tail was almost up to the sky.

A good step, this product does not go down the slope, but kicks over!

Wen Lvheng couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed his hand and pressed it on his shoulder.

"Have you felt it?"

"Wet, water?"

"To be more precise, it's saliva." Wen Lvheng glanced at him, "Do you hear me clearly? The laundryman."

Cheng Xiexing was not stupid, after careful consideration, he understood what happened.

He swallowed, and said cowardly: "Got it."

The little friend's face is darkened, and his clothes look like grown-ups. If he refuses to wash the clothes and apologize, he will probably die a miserable death!

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After a long flight, the plane finally landed in a prosperous city.

Wen Luheng has a branch in this city, so he bought a house in the city.Because it is his own house, he can arrange a guest room and... a laundry room for Cheng Xiexing.

In fact, the servants in the villa also use the washing machine to wash clothes.However, Wen Luheng wanted revenge, so naturally he wouldn't just let Cheng Xiexing stretch out a finger and press a button to solve the whole thing.

There is a faucet in the courtyard, and a plastic pipe is connected to the faucet, which is used to water the flowers.

However, at this time, a brand new small basin and a plastic bench were placed next to the faucet.

Wen Luheng had already changed his clothes and handed the shirt directly to Cheng Xiexing.

Cheng Xiexing took the clothes with aggrieved expression, put them on the tip of his nose and sniffed them.

"It's full of sweat, it stinks!"

dislike!

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "It's not the smell of sweat, it's the smell of your saliva."

Plastic brotherhood, stabbing each other!

In the courtyard, the gardener is still trimming flowers and plants with scissors.The place was relatively open and there was nothing blocking him, so he could easily hear these conversations.

"Crack." His hand was unsteady for a moment, and he directly cut off a part of the branch.

gardener:"……"

What kind of god is this, dare to choke directly with the boss!

Then, the gossiping gardener saw the "fairy" sit on the stool and pick up the pot.

"The cartoon pattern on the basin is so clear, it must be newly bought, right?" Cheng Xiexing was a little surprised.

Wen Luheng nodded slightly: "That's right. The maid at home uses a washing machine, and I ordered someone to buy this basin for you."

Cheng Xiexing was stunned.

"What, what?!"

Cheng Xiexing gritted his teeth, picked up the water pipe, and filled the basin with water.

"In order to torment me, you spent all your money. It's really troublesome."

"It's not as good as you, you don't forget to do something to me when you fall asleep." Wen Luheng said quietly, and gave him a sideways glance.

Now, Cheng Xiexing didn't dare to say anything.

He put the clothes into the basin and soaked the clothes.

There is also laundry detergent next to it, and the tools are quite complete.

Cheng Laundryman Xie Xing could only bend down and wash the clothes carefully.

Wen Luheng curled his lips slightly: "It's a pity that there is no film and television city nearby. If it weren't for me, I would have someone buy a washboard right away. If you use that to wash, your work efficiency may be faster."

"Fuck you faster, just be yourself." Cheng Xiexing said with a wry smile.

Although Cheng Xiexing looked thin, he still had some strength.He scrubbed the clothes hard and got them clean in no time.

Of course, the dress still looked clean, it just smelled a little weird.

A few minutes later, Cheng Xiexing finished washing the clothes, took the clothes hanger, and was about to dry the clothes.

The clothes drying place is on the balcony. Cheng Xiexing came here for the first time, so he didn't know, but Wen Luheng took him there.

"Huh? There are several clothes rails on the balcony. Do you have so many clothes?"

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "The servants at home have rooms, do you think their clothes don't need to be washed?"

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Well, the woes of the rich.

He hung the clothes on the clothes rail and couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, Lu Heng, you said I'm drying clothes now, if I accidentally throw the clothes drying pole downstairs, will I find a Ximen Qing?"

Wen Luheng: "..."

"Love is a ray of light, green enough to make you panic~" Cheng Xiexing sang a tune he made up, and looked at Wen Luheng with a smile.

Wen Luheng glanced at him: "Is it itchy? Or did you not wash enough clothes?"

Wen Luheng couldn't help wondering if the lesson he taught Cheng Xiexing was too light.It's so light that this guy didn't take it seriously at all, but was still bouncing around even more!

Cheng Xiexing coughed lightly: "I, I suddenly feel urgent to urinate, I'm leaving first, goodbye."

If you don't run away, you will be arrested and beaten to death!

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The two took a short rest in the villa, and at night, they went to the auction together.

The layout of the auction site is very luxurious, magnificent and staggering.

Cheng Xiexing put on a neat suit and looked like a human.

"Speak less later, or you won't know what trouble you will cause me." Wen Lvheng lowered his voice and instructed.

Cheng Xiexing flattened his mouth: "Understood."

As a laborer, what else can he do?It's not about listening to the gold master's father.

However, Cheng Xiexing likes to jump and talk.Naturally, he was not very happy to hear such a request. He drooped his head, looking as if he had been taught a lesson.

A handsome male celebrity came in with the patron and accidentally saw this scene.

The other party looks seductive, but compared with Cheng Xiexing, he is still a little less hot.He collided with Cheng Xiexing, and his looks and luck were not as good as Cheng Xiexing's, so his development was naturally much worse.

Cheng Xiexing went to the interview for the new drama he was going to shoot.But because Xie Xing was no match for the process, he was eventually brushed off.

At this moment, it is natural that the enemy is extremely jealous when they meet.

His chest straightened a lot, like a chicken dog in power, he walked past Cheng Xiexing arrogantly.

Cheng Xiexing raised his head, and saw such a strange species walking past him.

His coffee position is not small, and there are many people who collide with him.He knew that he was in the way of many people, but Cheng Xiexing didn't know who those cats and dogs were.After all, to get into his position, I can't count the number of people who can't wait for him to be confused in ten hands!

Cheng Xiexing rolled his eyes beepingly, and moved closer to Wen Luheng's side.

"Hey, did that man suffer from some kind of illness just now? His walking posture is so strange, his back is straightened a little bit backward, and his head is raised high. I wonder if he can't see the road under his feet clearly. "

Wen Lvheng's expression was subtle.

"I don't think the man is sick, but I feel very proud of having found a good backer." Wen Luheng saw through it at a glance.

Cheng Xiexing was dumbfounded: "Is that backer humming? How much better than you?"

"...If you really want to compete, my thighs should be thicker than the opponent." Wen Luheng slightly curled his lips,

Cheng Xiexing's eyes were subtle: "Then why was he so proud just now, you are obviously stronger!"

"Probably because you were dejected by my lesson?"

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

The two entered the exhibition room of the auction and began to visit the auction items.These auction items are displayed in glass cabinets, which are convenient for sellers to view up close.

Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up: "Wow, it's so shocking!"

You Shengying heard the voice and couldn't help rolling his eyes.

It's really something that can't be seen on the table. When you come to such an elegant place, why don't you think it's a vegetable market?

But it's true, Wen Luheng is just his childhood friend, and he's just pulling it up for the sake of old love. How can he devote himself to Xie Xing's upper-class etiquette?

How could he have thought that it was Wen Luheng who couldn't stop caring about Cheng Xiexing, a monkey.

Cheng Xiexing walked to a landscape painting and watched it intently.

"This paint is really strange, it looks green. I thought that the ancients would paint landscapes in that kind of ink."

Wen Luheng snorted: "How is it possible? This painting uses mineral pigments..."

Wen Luheng patiently explained to Cheng Xiexing, but only some key words were listened to by someone.

"Using very valuable minerals as pigments for painting is too rich!" Cheng Xiexing was amazed.

There are so many tricks for the rich!

Seeing this scene, You Shengying felt very uncomfortable.

After all, he was still complacent just now, thinking that the benefactor treated him well and would let others teach him various things.Turning around, it was Wen Luheng, the big boss, who was teaching Cheng Xiexing himself. The comparison should not be too tragic!

Cheng Xiexing was not interested in these paintings, and his eyes quickly fell on other places.

It was a peach potted plant with fresh and tender fruits.

"Wow, this pot of peaches looks really delicious. They are not very ripe, but they can bear such a large fruit. I don't know how it tastes like?" Cheng Xiexing stretched out his finger and gently poked Wen Luheng's chest.

"Luheng, don't you wonder what it tastes like?"

Crazy egg ~

As long as Wen Luheng buys peaches to eat, he can also grab a couple of bites.

Wen Luheng coughed lightly: "Look at the name of the exhibit, this is a jade potted plant."

The imitation plant potted plant made of jade is also a stone, and it is an expensive stone.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Thinking about peach turned into wanting to fart in an instant!