When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Cheng Xiexing couldn't help shaking, feeling heavy and a little scared.

Wen Luheng has golden thighs, how many admirers does he have?

If this scene is posted on the Internet, he is afraid that he will be buried alive by Wen Luheng's fans!

Cheng Xiexing thought about it, and decided to give up.

"Director, this scene must be cut off. Otherwise, Wen Luheng's crazy fans will definitely kill me!" Cheng Xiexing, who had just escaped from danger, uttered a voice for help.

Wen Luheng, who just breathed a sigh of relief: "..."

What the hell is this guy pretending to be thinking?

Wen Luheng was afraid after a while: "Thinking about things all day long, you are obviously a big star, it's not bad if your fans don't drink with me. You are always reckless, next time you go swimming, I have to find someone else The fireman is driving a small boat and leaning against you to watch. Otherwise, you will see Lord Hades in a few minutes."

Cheng Xiexing drooped his head: "I know I was wrong. This time, I shouldn't have been lying in the water for so long..."

Cheng Xiexing drowned and was very uncomfortable.Although he was rescued, he should not be too embarrassed now.

The black hair sticks to the head, very messy, and the beads on the hair fall down drop by drop.

His eyes were slightly red, his face was pale, and he looked very haggard.

In addition, he was repenting with a hoarse voice, poor...

Wen Luheng's heart softened in an instant, and he couldn't keep counting.

After all, Cheng Xiexing didn't do it on purpose, and no one wanted to return home.

"You're just getting better now. I'll send you back to rest. Don't participate in today's recording."

Cheng Xiexing shook his head: "I'll go back to take a shower and change clothes. I'll take my time and don't need to stop working for a day."

They are going to have a seafood feast at noon today, he doesn't want to give up! ! !

Wen Luheng frowned: "...that's fine too. How do you feel now, can you get up?"

As he spoke, Wen Luheng stretched out his hand and helped him up.

"Lu Heng, thank you. If you hadn't made a timely move today, I might have been cold."

With luck, I might wear it again.But if you wear it to famine or war, it will be very miserable.

"Our friendship, thank you for what you say, as long as you are safe and sound."

Wen Lvheng has lingering fears.

When he saw Cheng Xiexing lying motionless on the beach, he didn't know what to do.He didn't even confirm breathing, but directly believed that the other party still had hope, and carried out rescue... because he couldn't accept the other possibility at all.

In terms of relationship, Cheng Xiexing is a little slow and slow.

This is his first kiss...

After living two lifetimes, she has never been in a relationship, and even acting is an excuse.The first kiss was with my little friend...

Thinking of Wen Luheng's handsome face and strong muscles, Cheng Xiexing couldn't help swallowing.

"Lvheng's conditions are also very good. If it's not that I'm too familiar with it and I'm too embarrassed to cause trouble, I really want to just do it." Cheng Xiexing couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "After recording this episode of the show, let's find a little fresh meat. Otherwise, if you can't control it one day and treat your little friend lightly, it's really going to be a calf."

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After taking a shower, Cheng Xiexing changed into clean clothes.

Wen Luheng came over, raised his hand and rubbed his head.

"How do you feel? If you still don't feel well, you can rest in the hotel."

Cheng Xiexing smiled slightly: "I'm fine. Let's go have dinner together, it's noon, I guess you're hungry too."

Saving people still takes a lot of energy. Although he is thin, his bones are not light at all.

It's hard for Wen Luheng to get him ashore...

This time the restaurant is right by the sea.In the water tank, fish and shrimp swim around, all very fresh.

Cheng Xiexing looked at these alive and kicking seafood, and his saliva was about to flow down.

"Director, what do we have for dinner?"

"The budget for this meal is 1 yuan. You choose the seafood yourself, as long as it is within the budget."

Eating these fresh seafood by the sea will not be cheap. The director knew it well, and the budget he gave was not low.

The director said that the guests can be chosen by themselves, but several guests kept silent and turned their attention to Wen Luheng.

What you want to eat is not so important, the opinion of the sponsor's father is the most important!

Wen Luheng naturally also noticed this.

He doesn't like the embarrassing scene of others standing by and watching his order.If it was an ordinary show, these guests should order their favorite seafood one after another, not like now...

Wen Luheng turned his head and glanced at them.

"Whatever seafood you want to eat, just order it."

The gold master's father has spoken, and everyone can't continue to pretend to be dead, so they can only bite the bullet and go over to order.

In contrast, a guy who has just narrowly escaped death is full of wanton enjoyment of life.

The last time I went to another world, I was poor for so long.Taking advantage of the money now, he has to play a wave to his heart's content!

Cheng Xiexing stood in front of the water tank, nodding wildly.

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows.

For this posture, the budget given by the director is estimated to be insufficient.

"You can order whatever you want for this meal. If 3 yuan is not enough, I will subsidize it."

"No. If it's too much, I'll just pay it myself." Cheng Xiexing patted his chest, "I'm rich too. It would be a pity if I didn't spend the money I earned. If there is an accident one day, someone will be there Heaven's money is in the bank."

Wen Lvheng frowned.

"Don't say those unlucky things, I just walked through the gate of hell, so I should have a good meal to celebrate."

"Yeah." Cheng Xiexing nodded lightly, and continued to nod.

The director is naturally happy to see the success.

Thus, everyone ushered in an unprecedented luxurious seafood feast.

Cheng Xiexing doesn’t have much prejudice against food, whether it’s expensive ingredients or cheap ingredients, he will choose them, as long as they are delicious~

However, because there are several kinds of seafood that are expensive, the meal is quite expensive.

"This shrimp is so fresh and refreshing..." Cheng Xiexing praised it while eating, like a food blogger.

Wen Luheng was sitting beside him, eating slowly.

Unlike the others, he rarely opens and doesn't talk much about food, even if it's a travel show.

His eyes were uncomfortably aimed at Cheng Xiexing, and he didn't pay much attention to other things.

Whether it's the program staff or the guests present, it can be seen that the gold master's father is not here to film the program at all, but to fall in love!

Wen Luheng didn't eat much. When he stopped his chopsticks, Cheng Xiexing was still eating.

"This crab is very fragrant, I can make a few more. Luheng, you can try it too, it's delicious."

Wen Luheng generally doesn't eat crabs. On the one hand, there is little meat, and on the other hand, it is not very elegant to remove crabs.

However, at this moment, he picked up a crab, smashed the shell with small pliers, and then put the crab meat into Cheng Xiexing's bowl.

For a moment, everyone was silent.

Liu Shuangshuang, who was smiling and praising seafood, was like a chicken being strangled by the neck, and instantly fell silent.

Fortunately, in order not to affect the shooting, they rented a box, otherwise, how many people would be shocked if this scene was filmed!

Although it was said that mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration just now, it can be inferred that it was to save people; now this intimate serving of food is definitely ambiguous!

Cheng Xiexing was also stunned.

Wen Luheng used to have so many things. After eating, he swiped his phone to watch financial news.

"Luheng, you..." Cheng Xiexing tilted his head, "Are you free? Or usually, you will read all kinds of financial information after dinner?"

Wen Luheng: "..."

In an instant, I felt that the methods of chasing people I saw were rubbish!

Others also fell silent.

That's horrible!

If it were someone else, they would have already fallen!

In the end, Cheng Xiexing, this piece of wood, actually...

Wen Luheng took a deep breath: "You can choose not to eat."

"Hey, how could I be polite to you?" Cheng Xiexing tilted his head, "Then thank you."

Although it had no effect, Wen Luheng didn't stop there, but continued to remove crabs for him.

Wen Luheng never did these things purely to catch up with Cheng Xiexing, but really wanted to take care of him...

Cheng Xiexing baji baji, had a good time.

In the end, his belly was swollen.

"It's good, I'll eat less next time, or it will be a bit uncomfortable to hold on." Cheng Xiexing frowned slightly.

Wen Luheng let out a muffled laugh: "Are you sure you can do it? Which one of your meals is not a waste of food?"

Cheng Xiexing quibbles: "I, I eat very full and [-]% full, there is still a difference."

"Oh, I didn't see it."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

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After finishing the filming of this issue, Wen Luheng went on a business trip.And Cheng Xiexing also has his own arrangements.

He asked Cheng Xie Xing to meet at the coffee shop for a detailed discussion.

After discussing the business, Cheng Xiexing began to deal with private affairs.

"That... you can help me to pay attention, is there any interesting party recently. It is the kind of party that is suitable for young people, looking for handsome men and beautiful women outside the circle to date..."

The manager's expression cracked.

When Cheng Xiexing was filming, he also followed the group.He could clearly see Wen Luheng's thoughts on Cheng Xiexing!

"You mean, you want a companion?"

"Yeah." Cheng Xiexing nodded emphatically.

The agent swallowed: "I think Mr. Wen may, may be a little unacceptable. How about you think about it? Or, if you think about Mr. Wen, he is full of strengths..."

"Luheng is very good, but the problem is that he is my little partner!" Cheng Xiexing looked melancholy, "If I open my mouth to eat the grass by the side of the nest, I'm afraid I will be slapped in the face by the grass leaves. I want to do it as soon as possible." To find a partner, you don’t need to cultivate too deep a relationship, as long as you can cooperate with me to solve my personal needs. Luheng’s charm is too great, and I’m afraid that one day I won’t be able to hold it..."

broker:"……"

Mr. Wen should wish you could not hold back, right?

"I think Wen Zong may like you, you can try." The manager suggested sincerely.

But Cheng Xiexing shook his head: "You don't understand. I have known him for so many years, and I know him better. If I really make a move, I don't even have friends. Anyway, you hurry up and help me prepare..."

Seeing Cheng Xiexing's firm attitude, the manager had no choice but to follow suit.

However, after hesitating for a moment, he still reported to Wen Luheng.

Although this agent was hired by Cheng Xiexing, he has always received bribes from Luheng to help report some of Cheng Xiexing's situation.Wen Luheng didn't intend to control Cheng Xiexing's work and life. He bought the agent, but he was worried that Cheng Xiexing would be wronged outside, so he wanted to find an informer.

Over there, Wen Luheng was notified just after discussing a big project.

[Cheng Xiexing intends to attend the party and find a handsome boy. 】

Wen Luheng: "..."

Good guy, after feeding crabs for a long time, I forcibly fed the wings of a certain sand sculpture hard!