When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Saying no, but the body is very honest...

In an instant, the courtyard of the villa became extremely quiet.The housekeeper and the maid on the side remained silent, for fear that they would be dragged down by the brave Cheng Xiexing.

Wen Luheng stretched out his hand and pressed Cheng Xiexing's shoulder.

"How many meters do you think I can lift you up and throw you?"

Cheng Xiexing swallowed, and began to twist his waist crazily, like a coquettish bitch.

"Father of the gold master, you want to eat sweet potatoes, right? Just sit and watch and let the little one serve you~"

That flattering voice was like that of a little eunuch in the Qing Palace.

Wen Luheng sneered and let him go: "Okay, I'll wait for you to serve."

He waved his hand, motioning the housekeeper and maid to leave, no need to assist.

The butler and the maid ran away quickly. With Cheng Xiexing's color, sooner or later they would make trouble again. The faster they ran, the better!

Cheng Xiexing has been a monkey since he was a child, and he is quite proficient at roasting sweet potatoes.

He pressed the lighter and lit the firewood.

"I didn't have any matches at home before, so I didn't even know how to use them. At that time, if you hadn't taught me, I wouldn't have been able to light the fire and roast sweet potatoes smoothly."

"If you hadn't emphasized the merits of my teaching, I wouldn't have been beaten so badly that night."

Wen Lvheng glanced at him with a bad tone.

Cheng Xiexing closed his mouth, not daring to say anything more.

Originally, Wen Luheng wanted to bake sweet potatoes with his friends and recall his childhood.But now, he simply took out his laptop to work, and Cheng Xiexing did all the work.

After half an hour, the steaming sweet potatoes were finally ready to eat.

"Come, try my handicraft." Cheng Xiexing dug out a roasted sweet potato from the fire and opened the tin foil.

The aroma of roasted sweet potatoes diffuses, making people's index fingers move.

"I'll eat later." Wen Lvheng kept typing on the keyboard without looking up.

Cheng Xiexing arranged the roasted sweet potatoes one by one, picked up the teacup, and drank it.

After the roasted sweet potatoes had cooled a bit, the two finally started eating.

While gnawing on the roasted sweet potatoes, Cheng Xiexing's eyeballs rolled around, not knowing what else he was planning.

"It's very fragrant, it's hard work."

At this moment, Wen Luheng's anger also dissipated, so he thanked Cheng Xiexing for his dedication.

"If you think it's delicious, eat more."

Cheng Xiexing spoke attentively, his eyes wandering to Wen Luheng from time to time.

Wen Lvheng, who had been stared at by him, felt a little uncomfortable, silently adjusted his sitting posture, and sat upright.

"How is your acting?" Wen Luheng asked.

Cheng Xiexing: "...the teacher said that I still have a lot of room for improvement."

Wen Luheng: "...You can learn acting selectively. You don't need to learn everything. You just need to practice the scene when you face my grandfather. Let your teacher perform it yourself, and you can copy it directly."

"Okay." Cheng Xiexing nodded.

Wen Luheng frowned slightly: "I'll make a schedule for you later, you go to work and study on time."

"... Oh." Cheng Xiexing's voice was much lower.

I thought I could take a few hours a day to learn acting like a vacation, but in the end... I became a social animal!

"Time is tight, you should study according to the time of 996." The capitalist Wen Luheng quickly finalized it.

Cheng Xiexing gritted his teeth: "Got it."

He fixedly stared at Wen Luheng's lower waist with deep eyes.

Wen Luheng couldn't help frowning: "Is my body dirty?"

"No."

"Then why have you been staring at me?" Wen Luheng was a little confused.

And he was still staring at his crotch... If it wasn't for the fact that the person in front of him was Cheng Xiexing who played cards against common sense, Wen Luheng would have thought that the other party was trying to seduce him.

"I haven't seen you for many years, Lu Heng, you are more and more elegant. You walk, eat, and talk, and your every move is pleasing to the eye." Cheng Xiexing rested his chin, "I'll just wait, you show me an elegant fart. The sweet potato just now You didn't eat less, but it's a pity that there is no movement, how long will you have to wait..."

Wen Luheng, who still wanted to help Cheng Xie Xing investigate the truth and clear up his grievances: "..."

If such a scourge is cleared and returns to the entertainment industry, it will also be a kind of harm to the entertainment industry, right?

As soon as the words fell, Cheng Xiexing quickly jumped up from the chair and took a few steps back.

He was afraid that Wen Luheng couldn't help repairing him, his small body couldn't help tossing.But, if he doesn't tell the truth, he will feel uncomfortable again!

Wen Luheng stood up slowly, and the lights from the courtyard cast a long shadow on him.

A sense of crisis ignited in his heart, Cheng Xiexing swallowed, and took a few steps back.

That cowardly appearance is like a little mouse who ran into someone else's house to steal food!

Wen Luheng didn't kill him and beat him up, but put his pocket in one hand, with a relaxed posture, obviously already well-planned.

"Cheng Xiexing, you will work overtime tonight to learn acting." He looked down at his watch, "You practice for an hour by yourself, and I will let the housekeeper supervise you."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Even at such a distance, it can still cause a terrible crit to him.

Ahhh, the evil capitalists! ! !

Cheng Xiexing clenched his fists, filled with grief and indignation: "You are no longer my pure and innocent little partner, you are polluted by money."

Seeing Cheng Xiexing beating his chest and stamping his feet in annoyance, Wen Luheng couldn't help but curl his lips.

He left the courtyard and walked into the living room of the villa.

"Find someone to watch him, and make sure he practices acting for an hour. This guy is too good at jumping, and if he doesn't teach him a lesson, he can knock off the roof when he turns around."

The butler bowed: "Yes."

It seems that the young master didn't take special care of this young lady, but only under the pressure of the old man, he began to work hard to adapt to the status of husband and wife.

However, the butler was quickly slapped in the face.

"Let me tell them to take it easy tomorrow. Cheng Xiexing probably won't be able to get up early tomorrow, and make some snacks for breakfast in the kitchen, which can be kept warm in the stove without affecting the flavor..."

housekeeper:"……"

From sleeping to eating, caring for everything, this is simply considerate!

This is called an arranged marriage, people who fall in love freely may not be so considerate!

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Cheng Xie Xing, a hard-working social animal, worked overtime to practice acting for an hour, and finally couldn't resist the drowsiness, and fell asleep as soon as he returned to the guest room.

When Cheng Xie Xing woke up, it was already 10 o'clock in the morning. He clutched his shriveled belly and went downstairs to find something to eat.

"Housekeeper, do you have any snacks at home?" Cheng Xiexing licked his lips.

The butler smiled and led him to the dining room.

"The young master specially ordered the kitchen to make some snacks for you last night, keeping them warm for you. This is the first time I've seen the young master be so considerate..."

Cheng Xiexing looked at the steaming breakfast and suddenly dared not speak.

Based on what he did last night, it is not wrong to be beaten to death.

These breakfasts that Wen Luheng specially ordered to prepare for him might have been given rat poison, right?

Cheng Xiexing is a typical low-headed person. He eats breakfast while swiping his phone.

As soon as he opened the chat software, he found that the news about the family group exploded!

After opening it, I found out that Ren Xiaohong's fans went to his house to avenge their idol.Their fans wanted to get angry at him by insulting him, so they scolded his whole family and relatives, but the second uncle himself heard it!

What's more, these fans passed by the vegetable field when they left, saw the wooden sign, misunderstood that he was the owner of the vegetable field, wreaked havoc in the vegetable garden, and the owner of the vegetable garden called everyone to arrest them and go to the police station!

Cheng Xiexing's eyes widened, and he couldn't help muttering: "So, grandma sold that vegetable garden to someone else?"

Originally, I wanted to make a fortune, but it turned out to be a waste of time!

But...these guys have already killed his house, and they must have lost something in the yard.If he goes back to judge the loss, he can also make a fortune, just earn less.

Taking advantage of the dreaded 996 timetable, Cheng Xiexing quickly finished his breakfast, dressed up in disguise, and prepared to go back to the village.

I don't know how much money those stupid fans have. If he goes late and spends all his money with him, what will happen to his loss?He is the poorest person in the village, with 2 million in debt, so he has to hurry up...

In order to ensure Cheng Xie Xing's safety, the housekeeper sent a car to take Cheng Xie Xing back to his hometown, accompanied by several strong bodyguards.

The fighting power of the villagers in their hometown is not low, and this time their hard work was ruined, so they must have worked hard to demand compensation.The parents of the fans also said that the children were young and ignorant, and hoped that the compensation would be lost.

But the second uncle lay down on the floor directly, expressing that he was scolded by a group of people, and he was so angry that his heart ached...

These people didn't dare to be monsters anymore, so they could only pay compensation at the normal price under the coordination of the police and the police.

These guys can come to such a far place, the family naturally still has some money.Cheng Xiexing didn't do much, just clicked on the loss, and successfully got the compensation and mental damage fee.

Those fans wanted to eat him raw, but those bodyguards were as strong as cows, so they were still scared.

"Cheng Xiexing, you will have retribution!" the fans said unwillingly.

The corners of Cheng Xiexing's lips curled slightly, and he smiled mockingly: "What you see must be the truth?"

He turned and left, selling the fan's farce in the village to the reporter as soon as he got in the car.

Fortunately for the drag family, he was not there, but he still saw all kinds of wonderful little videos.

"Get rich~" Cheng Xiexing laughed so hard that his teeth couldn't see.

Of course, Cheng Xiexing did not forget to pick up the luxuries that Ren Xiaohong used before.And his free tool man is naturally the butler.

One word, and someone will do it.

"Such a corrupt life, sooner or later I can't help but fall." Cheng Xiexing shook his head and sighed, picked up his mobile phone to learn acting skills from his teacher.

Only by working honestly can he keep a pure heart!

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As evening approached, Wen Luheng, who had disappeared for a day, finally returned home.

Cheng Xiexing was sitting in the living room playing with his mobile phone, waiting for dinner.

As a result, he raised his head when he heard footsteps, and found that Wen Luheng brought a man in.

A man in a suit and leather shoes, with gold-rimmed eyes, looks like an elite.That handsome face makes people unable to take their eyes off, not losing to a star at all!

Cheng Xiexing opened his mouth wide: "Are you bringing someone back to stay overnight? I, do I want to avoid it?"

"By the way, how are you usually? If you play too wildly, I'll buy a pair of earplugs now, otherwise I won't be able to sleep tonight."

Wen Luheng's forehead twitched with blue veins: "..."