[Comprehensive] DEATH store

"Ah, isn't this Oga? Want a meatloaf? It's fresh from the oven."

"I'm sorry Obasan, I don't have time right now!" Oka skipped the shops on the street like a gust of wind.

"Really..." Before the proprietress could finish her sentence, two teenagers rushed past her eyes, followed by a blonde woman riding a strange big bird.

Boss lady:  …

It seems that I saw an unscientific existence just now, is it an illusion?

Suddenly, the black-haired boy turned back and stopped in front of the shop: "I want three meatloaf."

The proprietress came back to her senses and smiled, "Okay."

Qi Xiangming, who returned to the chasing team with the meatloaf in his arms, threw a meatloaf to Gang Ji. He came out in a hurry today and hadn't had breakfast yet.

Lifting up the second meatloaf, he chased after it and shouted: "Googoo, there are delicious meatloaf here!"

Oga: "...Are you yelling at me?! I'm not a bird! Little Beru! Don't drool on my head!"

Xi Ludi: "Master, there are delicious food here~"

Little Beru: "Ada!"

Oga: "Wait! Little Beru! You can't be tempted!"

Little Beru: Gululu...

Male deer: "A man, you have to endure hunger..."

Little Beru: "Wow!"

Qi Xiangming and Gang Ji only saw a huge flash of lightning in front of them, and then, the tearful little Belu sat on the scorched male deer.

The frightening devil male deer lost to Meatloaf.

Xi Ludi: "As long as the young master cries, he will release a huge voltage current, hehe."

Gang Ji: ......... Only Lan Bo can raise such a child. Although he is also a child, at least his life is not in danger. Is this person still alive?

Qi Xiangming: I had no hope at first, but unexpectedly, the meatloaf offensive was surprisingly effective.

Xi Ludi took a pie from Qi Xiangming's hand: "Come on, young master, there are meat pies to eat~"

The male deer moved his fingers, then stood up slowly: "You bastards...don't sprinkle the crumbs of the meatloaf all over others when you eat it!"

Tsunayoshi: Is there the point? !

Qi Xiangming: "You can't even handle a baby, you really failed."

Oga: "...Then, why don't you take care of me?"

Qi Xiangming nodded, took out a machine gun, and pointed the muzzle at Little Beru's head: "If you don't listen, you will die!"

Little Beru: "Ah!!"

Tsuna: "...he is very happy."

Qi Xiangming: "...strange?"

Oga: "Although I don't know what conspiracy you have this time, but the Demon World..."

Xiludi silently picked up Little Beru and backed away. Little Beru's eyes slowly filled with tears, and a slight electric current began to appear on Oga's body.

"I'll go! I'll go!" Olu hurriedly said.

After the crisis of being electrocuted was resolved, Oga turned to say: "You can go, but, as a good student! You can't skip class! Today is Monday!"

Xi Ludi looked at him silently: "Very well, I will wait for you until Saturday."

At school, at lunch time, on the roof of the school building.

Gushi: "...So, this is the reason why those two homosexuals you said transferred to our class, followed you all the time, and even came here to eat together?"

"Yeah." The male deer nodded and said: "That devil woman also said that I want to take care of them who are newcomers, but in fact, she is looking for someone to watch me!"

Gu Shi, who swallowed the last bite of bread, said, "It doesn't matter, just let it go."

Oga watched the ancient city quietly while feeding the little Beru.

"No way...you really intend to..."

The male deer showed a gloomy smile: "Hey hey hey..."

"Breaking a promise is not a manly thing."

"I'm a villain!" Olu gritted his teeth, "The villain doesn't need to keep his promise!"

Ancient City: ...

On the other side, Qi Xiangming, who was about ten meters away from the male deer, said, "He wants to run."

Tsunayoshi: "Do you have anything like a tracker?"

"I'm in the store except for the schoolbag I'm carrying." I have a mobile phone for contact, which has a tracking function, but now it's an illegal crossing, and he is worried that he will be found if he sends out a signal, so he doesn't dare to turn on the mobile phone.

Wait, there's a thing that works.

Qi Xiangming rummaged through the bag and found two pink hearts about half a centimeter in size, which looked very vulgar.

Gang Yoshi:?

"My guests are all kinds, and there are also all kinds of reasons for killing people!" Qi Xiangming whispered proudly: "That's why I make weapons with all kinds of functions!"

Tsunayoshi: I have a bad feeling...

Qi Xiangming chuckled, and carefully flicked the peach heart on it with his fingers...

Suddenly, Gu Shi stood up: "Okay, it's time for us to go back...huh?"

Male deer: "What's wrong?"

Furuichi: "It feels as if something has stabbed my thigh... Is it an illusion?"

Tsuna Yoshi: ...

Qi Xiangming: q dish q!

What are you doing standing up, bastard!

This is the only pair for catching a treacherous heart! *! !

Forget it, cancel it.As long as the other matching peach heart is ejected into the silver-haired boy, it will be released.

At this moment, Gu Shi walked towards the door: "If you don't hurry up, I will go down first."

"Oh, huh?" Oga looked at his arm strangely: "A bug?"

Gangyoshi: ... Heh.

Qi Xiangming: I feel like my heart is shaking...

Oga patted the dirt and left the roof.

Gangji asked, "What the hell is that thing?"

"Catch the evil heart." Qi Xiangming looked haggard: "The special version for girls, the two hearts are attracted to each other. Just put one of them into the lover's body, and hold the other to track the lover's whereabouts."

Tsuna: "What if it enters someone else's body?"

Qi Xiangming was about to cry: "In addition to being able to touch each other, the two of you will get an electric shock if you touch anyone else."

Tsunayoshi: "Oga has been taking little Beru with him, and he didn't..."

"The age range of the touch object is five years old and above, there is no upper limit. The gender is not limited."

Tsunayoshi: "...how to get rid of it?"

"do not know."

Gang Yoshi:?

"Because it's a semi-finished product, so..."

Tsuna Yoshi: ==

Qi Xiangming stood up suddenly, changed his decadent appearance, his eyes sparkled with excitement: "But maybe this is an opportunity! We can observe the effect of this new weapon!" After speaking, he ran out slowly.

Tsuna: ...Although I haven't met that boy for a long time, I don't think he is a bad person.In short, if you die, I will go to incense!

As soon as he went downstairs, Oga encountered a few guys blocking the way.

"Hey~ Isn't this the little male deer? You really have the guts to not salute when you see your senior? Huh?"

"Hey, it's better not to mess with him, but he..."

"Go to hell, male deer!"

"Get out of here, chop suey!"

Boom!

Killing with one punch, but...

Provocative gangster A: "Ahhh!"

Onlooker bastard B: "Ahhh!"

Oga at the electric shock center: "Ahhhhhh!"

Beru, who is immune to electric shock: "Huh?"

After the electric shock was over, the last words of the scorched Oga were: "Those two bastards must have done it! Give me..." Wait...

The author has something to say:

The situation in the ancient city:

Back to the classroom:

Gushi: I'm so sleepy, let's sleep for a while...

No one cares about him.

After school:

Furuichi: Where's Oga?Forget it, I must have gone to fight somewhere, I'd better go back by myself first...

No one cares about him.

After going home:

Sister: You smell like sweat, go take a shower now!

Gushi: Really?

Until he fell asleep, no one had touched him, including Alain Delong who was hiding under the bed like a moron...

And on the male deer side:

Back in the classroom, I was blocked in the corridor:

Male deer and gangsters: ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

After school, I was blocked outside the classroom:

Male deer and gangsters: ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

When I was going home, I was stuck on the road:

Male deer and gangsters: ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

About today:

Furuichi: It's so peaceful~~

Oga: Bastard...