I swept the giants by fortune-telling
Chapter 1 Lying outside the window?He subconsciously turned his head and found this...
In the early morning, in the dilapidated small hotel room, the boy got up rubbing his forehead, walked into the narrow bathroom and began to wash.
There was a young face reflected in the mirror: it looked about seventeen or eighteen years old, the chestnut-colored hair was a little messy, the appearance was very delicate, the pupils were extremely dark, and the feeling of looking at people was unexpectedly innocent. There is a pear dimple, and a small pointed canine tooth is exposed on the left.
There was a noise in the corridor outside, and when the young man finished washing his hands, the noise outside was so loud that the roof would break through, the sound was so loud that people's eardrums hurt.
Shang Qing shook his head, the original owner was so poor that he had to make pants, and the small hotel he stayed in had poor sound insulation and would go to heaven.He opened the door, and a burly aunt in the corridor yelled, "Liu Jianguo, come out! Which room are you hiding in? Don't wait for my mother to kick your door! Damn you, my mother will give birth to you. Me, you actually came out to meet your little lover! You come out to my old lady!"
The aunt was very aggressive, cursing and banging on the doors on both sides all the way, those who were woken up by her and those who heard the noise came out to watch the excitement, they all saw that this was to catch & rape, and they all started to watch.
Seeing that he was about to knock on Shang Qing's door, he leaned against the door and said lazily: "Stop knocking, your husband is not here."
The aunt turned her head when she heard the voice, with a fierce look on her face, "Who are you? Did you see the one who killed a thousand swords?"
Shang Qing looked at her a few times, and said: "Your husband and wife are in harmony, your children are smooth, and your family life is very happy, right? Recently, you committed a crime against a villain. I'm afraid it will be calculated by others. Your husband didn't have an affair. You said, if you don’t believe me, go to a nearby hospital and look for it, if you really can’t, call his friend and ask.”
The aunt was a little suspicious, "You young man can tell fortunes? You can't be that old man who hired someone to lie to me, right?"
Shang Qing yawned, he was a little sleepy, and his sluggish expression was capitalized: Believe it or not.
Some spectators shouted loudly: "Sister, just call and ask. If this kid is really a liar, we will send him to the police station for you!"
"That's right, call and ask!"
"That's right!"
The aunt was also refreshed, and immediately took out her mobile phone and dialed, "Hello? Old Zhang, is my guy with you? Yes, I was looking for him, but I couldn't find him all night... What? He was hospitalized? What's wrong with him? Hahahaha cutting hemorrhoids, why don't you dare to tell me hahahahaha! Okay, I get it, I'll go see him now!"
After hanging up the phone, the aunt's face was already full of joy, "Hahahaha my guy went to the hospital to have his hemorrhoids cut, he was afraid that I would make fun of him and he was embarrassed to tell me, how could I laugh at him hahahahahahahaha!"
She thanked Shang Qing, apologized to the people around her, and walked out beaming, saying that she was going back to make soup to nourish her husband.With that elated look, those who didn't know thought that her husband didn't cut hemorrhoids, but gave birth to a big fat baby for her.
The excitement is gone, and the spectators are still there. Everyone discusses what just happened in twos and threes, and their burning eyes are fixed on Shang Qing. They are alive, alive, they saw a living master today!
A big brother came over eagerly, "Little brother, can you give me a fortune? The price is negotiable!"
Shang Qing waved his hand, "Today can't be counted, I have something to do." Saying that, he didn't care what others thought, and closed the door directly, shutting out those probing eyes.
After all this fuss, his drowsiness disappeared, and he went back to the house to drink half a bottle of mineral water, as if he said to himself: "Stay away, don't you count how cold you are?"
He put the remaining half bottle of mineral water back on the table, went to the bathroom to wash his face, and then turned around to look at the ghost who had been following him since just now.
This ghost was a male ghost, and his death was extremely miserable. His entire head was crushed and hung around his neck like a rotten persimmon. It looked like he died in a car accident.He followed behind Shang Qing ignorantly, took a step back when he was disgusted, and immediately followed when he saw that Shang Qing was about to leave.
Ghosts like this are new ghosts, still in the bewilderment period, and have not found their way to the underworld, so they can only wander in the world in a daze.This ghost was probably attracted by the popularity of the hotel.
With a cold face, Shang Qing tore off three compartments of toilet paper, dipped his fingers in mineral water and drew a talisman, and slapped it on the male ghost's head, a faint white light flashed, and the ghost was sent away.
He picked up the toilet paper that fell on the ground, threw it into the trash can, and then stood in front of the window and pointed his middle finger at the blue sky outside, and said in a low voice: "I sealed the ghost veins for you in my previous life, and I almost lost my soul when my spiritual energy was exhausted. , You have only passed through this life for one day, and you can't help but give me work, I don't think you should call me God, just call me God Papi."
As soon as his words fell, there was a loud noise outside, and there was a thunderbolt from the blue sky!
Pedestrians on the road were startled, thinking that it was going to rain, they began to quicken their pace.
Shang Qing sneered twice, "Hack me to death if you have the ability."
As he said, he closed the curtains, sat on the bed and closed his eyes to rest his mind. Someone would come to him later, so he had to wait for a while.
About half an hour later, there was a knock on the door of the room. He opened it and saw a small old man with a group of burly bodyguards outside.
The old man bowed slightly, and introduced himself with a smile, "Young master, I am the housekeeper of the Zhou family, and my surname is Zhao. Maybe no one told you that you are the exiled blood of the Zhou family in Qingyun City. The master only heard about you last month. Tell me to take you back. I have been looking for you for a whole week, but you are really hard to find."
His tone was kind, but his movements were not that serious. He winked to the left and right, and two tall bodyguards surrounded him. His posture didn't look like he was looking for an illegitimate child to return home, but rather like arresting a fugitive.
Shang Qing blew the hair on his forehead that blocked his eyes, "Don't you want to try the temptation, it will be hard when you come up?"
Housekeeper Zhao chuckled, full of contempt, as if convinced that Shang Qing could not escape his palm.
One of the bodyguards stretched out his big palm, and was about to grab Shang Qing's shoulder, but Shang Qing stretched out his hand and flicked the bodyguard's wrist lightly.
The bodyguard hissed, and felt a strong force hit his wrist, his entire arm went numb, and his body froze immediately.
Shang Qing leisurely walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, stretched out his fair fingers and nodded in the air, "Your old mother entered the hospital in the morning, and now she is waiting for you to sign in the operating room, how dare you help the evil here? "
The bodyguard frowned, his face under the sunglasses had a bad look, and he said that he was not a mother, but this little boy actually cursed his old mother into the hospital. If this man was not the boss's illegitimate son, he would have to let this boy taste the big fist of casserole!
Housekeeper Zhao sneered twice, "Young master, I know you have been raised by a poor Taoist priest for more than ten years, but after you go back, don't talk nonsense, you must know that what the master hates the most is——"
A ringtone interrupted his words, and the bodyguard hurriedly took out his mobile phone, seeing that it was his mother's number, he picked it up without thinking.
However, after a few words, his face changed drastically, "What? You wait, I'll come right away!" He hung up the phone and looked up in a panic, and rushed out the door before he could even say a word.
Words such as "hospital" and "surgery" are vaguely leaked from domestic mobile phones of poor quality.
The door that was thrown open hit the wall with a loud bang, and the people in the room looked at each other in blank dismay, unexpectedly, was it right?Is it a coincidence or...?
Oh, by the way, Housekeeper Zhao said just now that he was adopted by a Taoist priest...
Shang Qing snorted, drew an arc in the air with pink fingertips, and pointed at another bodyguard, "You..."
The bodyguard shivered abruptly, his huge body shrank pitifully, "I... my mother has passed away..."
Shang Qing was speechless, "Do you know why your daughter is becoming less and less talkative?"
Hearing that it was about his three-year-old daughter, the bodyguard immediately asked anxiously, "Why?"
"Because your nanny stole money and she saw her, and the nanny frightened her."
The bodyguard was stunned, gritted his teeth and said, "This bastard!" It wasn't that he believed it, it was just that his family had indeed lost money, and his daughter had become less and less talkative since losing the money... Everything the boy said was right. up!
Shang Qing continued to casually say: "Don't you want to go back and have a look? At this time, only the nanny is with your daughter, right?"
The bodyguard was taken aback, and took off his sunglasses fiercely, revealing an ordinary and honest face, "I..." He looked at Butler Zhao, "Brother Zhao, I'm asking for leave! No..." He said cruelly, "I resign!"
His wife is a doctor and works overtime all year round. He wants to find a stable job and grow up with his daughter!
Butler Zhao: "Then what..."
However, before he finished speaking, the bodyguard had already wiped his face and rushed out of the room.
The battered door creaked and shook, the draft blew in, and the room was silent.
Shang Qing sat lazily on the edge of the bed, turned his head and asked, "Is there anyone else who wants to catch me?"
A group of bodyguards took a big step back in unison, shook their heads desperately, and at the same time told themselves in their hearts: This young man must not be offended!
Steward Zhao's forehead was covered with cold sweat. Realizing that this time things were probably out of his control, he bent down deeply, "Young master, I'm sorry, I was really rude just now, you don't remember the villains..."
Shang Qing stared at him coldly until the old man's face was flushed and his back was wet with sweat, then he said: "Okay, tell me, that Zhou... oh, it's the scumbag father with this body, Why do you want me to go back?"
Butler Zhao's mouth twitched, but he didn't dare to hide it, and said awkwardly: "The young master is not in good health and needs a kidney replacement, so the master thinks of you."
Shang Qing frowned, "This is all a mess, can a kidney transplant be done casually, without a matching type? What if this is fried kidneys?" The original owner didn't have a matching type in his memory.
Housekeeper Zhao was afraid that he would not believe it, so he hurriedly took out his mobile phone, opened an electronic medical record and showed him, "It's true, I didn't lie to you!"
Shang Qing glanced at it, the medical record looked quite plausible, and there was a photo of the patient on it, the young master was pretty good-looking, especially those eyes, which were as captivating as an abyss.
However, no matter how good-looking it is, it’s useless. It’s beautiful but it can’t be used as a kidney. Shang Qing is quite satisfied with the original owner’s kidney, and doesn’t want to give one to others.
However, just when he wanted to refuse, the window became dark, and he turned his head subconsciously, and found that there was a ghost floating outside the window.The ghost was floating in the air, looking coldly into the room, his eyes were as deep as a cold pool.
Shang Qing looked at this ghost, then looked at the medical records in front of him, and said slowly: "Then what, you can call and ask, your young master is probably dead."
And it must be dead, Hun'er is lying on the window!
There was a young face reflected in the mirror: it looked about seventeen or eighteen years old, the chestnut-colored hair was a little messy, the appearance was very delicate, the pupils were extremely dark, and the feeling of looking at people was unexpectedly innocent. There is a pear dimple, and a small pointed canine tooth is exposed on the left.
There was a noise in the corridor outside, and when the young man finished washing his hands, the noise outside was so loud that the roof would break through, the sound was so loud that people's eardrums hurt.
Shang Qing shook his head, the original owner was so poor that he had to make pants, and the small hotel he stayed in had poor sound insulation and would go to heaven.He opened the door, and a burly aunt in the corridor yelled, "Liu Jianguo, come out! Which room are you hiding in? Don't wait for my mother to kick your door! Damn you, my mother will give birth to you. Me, you actually came out to meet your little lover! You come out to my old lady!"
The aunt was very aggressive, cursing and banging on the doors on both sides all the way, those who were woken up by her and those who heard the noise came out to watch the excitement, they all saw that this was to catch & rape, and they all started to watch.
Seeing that he was about to knock on Shang Qing's door, he leaned against the door and said lazily: "Stop knocking, your husband is not here."
The aunt turned her head when she heard the voice, with a fierce look on her face, "Who are you? Did you see the one who killed a thousand swords?"
Shang Qing looked at her a few times, and said: "Your husband and wife are in harmony, your children are smooth, and your family life is very happy, right? Recently, you committed a crime against a villain. I'm afraid it will be calculated by others. Your husband didn't have an affair. You said, if you don’t believe me, go to a nearby hospital and look for it, if you really can’t, call his friend and ask.”
The aunt was a little suspicious, "You young man can tell fortunes? You can't be that old man who hired someone to lie to me, right?"
Shang Qing yawned, he was a little sleepy, and his sluggish expression was capitalized: Believe it or not.
Some spectators shouted loudly: "Sister, just call and ask. If this kid is really a liar, we will send him to the police station for you!"
"That's right, call and ask!"
"That's right!"
The aunt was also refreshed, and immediately took out her mobile phone and dialed, "Hello? Old Zhang, is my guy with you? Yes, I was looking for him, but I couldn't find him all night... What? He was hospitalized? What's wrong with him? Hahahaha cutting hemorrhoids, why don't you dare to tell me hahahahaha! Okay, I get it, I'll go see him now!"
After hanging up the phone, the aunt's face was already full of joy, "Hahahaha my guy went to the hospital to have his hemorrhoids cut, he was afraid that I would make fun of him and he was embarrassed to tell me, how could I laugh at him hahahahahahahaha!"
She thanked Shang Qing, apologized to the people around her, and walked out beaming, saying that she was going back to make soup to nourish her husband.With that elated look, those who didn't know thought that her husband didn't cut hemorrhoids, but gave birth to a big fat baby for her.
The excitement is gone, and the spectators are still there. Everyone discusses what just happened in twos and threes, and their burning eyes are fixed on Shang Qing. They are alive, alive, they saw a living master today!
A big brother came over eagerly, "Little brother, can you give me a fortune? The price is negotiable!"
Shang Qing waved his hand, "Today can't be counted, I have something to do." Saying that, he didn't care what others thought, and closed the door directly, shutting out those probing eyes.
After all this fuss, his drowsiness disappeared, and he went back to the house to drink half a bottle of mineral water, as if he said to himself: "Stay away, don't you count how cold you are?"
He put the remaining half bottle of mineral water back on the table, went to the bathroom to wash his face, and then turned around to look at the ghost who had been following him since just now.
This ghost was a male ghost, and his death was extremely miserable. His entire head was crushed and hung around his neck like a rotten persimmon. It looked like he died in a car accident.He followed behind Shang Qing ignorantly, took a step back when he was disgusted, and immediately followed when he saw that Shang Qing was about to leave.
Ghosts like this are new ghosts, still in the bewilderment period, and have not found their way to the underworld, so they can only wander in the world in a daze.This ghost was probably attracted by the popularity of the hotel.
With a cold face, Shang Qing tore off three compartments of toilet paper, dipped his fingers in mineral water and drew a talisman, and slapped it on the male ghost's head, a faint white light flashed, and the ghost was sent away.
He picked up the toilet paper that fell on the ground, threw it into the trash can, and then stood in front of the window and pointed his middle finger at the blue sky outside, and said in a low voice: "I sealed the ghost veins for you in my previous life, and I almost lost my soul when my spiritual energy was exhausted. , You have only passed through this life for one day, and you can't help but give me work, I don't think you should call me God, just call me God Papi."
As soon as his words fell, there was a loud noise outside, and there was a thunderbolt from the blue sky!
Pedestrians on the road were startled, thinking that it was going to rain, they began to quicken their pace.
Shang Qing sneered twice, "Hack me to death if you have the ability."
As he said, he closed the curtains, sat on the bed and closed his eyes to rest his mind. Someone would come to him later, so he had to wait for a while.
About half an hour later, there was a knock on the door of the room. He opened it and saw a small old man with a group of burly bodyguards outside.
The old man bowed slightly, and introduced himself with a smile, "Young master, I am the housekeeper of the Zhou family, and my surname is Zhao. Maybe no one told you that you are the exiled blood of the Zhou family in Qingyun City. The master only heard about you last month. Tell me to take you back. I have been looking for you for a whole week, but you are really hard to find."
His tone was kind, but his movements were not that serious. He winked to the left and right, and two tall bodyguards surrounded him. His posture didn't look like he was looking for an illegitimate child to return home, but rather like arresting a fugitive.
Shang Qing blew the hair on his forehead that blocked his eyes, "Don't you want to try the temptation, it will be hard when you come up?"
Housekeeper Zhao chuckled, full of contempt, as if convinced that Shang Qing could not escape his palm.
One of the bodyguards stretched out his big palm, and was about to grab Shang Qing's shoulder, but Shang Qing stretched out his hand and flicked the bodyguard's wrist lightly.
The bodyguard hissed, and felt a strong force hit his wrist, his entire arm went numb, and his body froze immediately.
Shang Qing leisurely walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, stretched out his fair fingers and nodded in the air, "Your old mother entered the hospital in the morning, and now she is waiting for you to sign in the operating room, how dare you help the evil here? "
The bodyguard frowned, his face under the sunglasses had a bad look, and he said that he was not a mother, but this little boy actually cursed his old mother into the hospital. If this man was not the boss's illegitimate son, he would have to let this boy taste the big fist of casserole!
Housekeeper Zhao sneered twice, "Young master, I know you have been raised by a poor Taoist priest for more than ten years, but after you go back, don't talk nonsense, you must know that what the master hates the most is——"
A ringtone interrupted his words, and the bodyguard hurriedly took out his mobile phone, seeing that it was his mother's number, he picked it up without thinking.
However, after a few words, his face changed drastically, "What? You wait, I'll come right away!" He hung up the phone and looked up in a panic, and rushed out the door before he could even say a word.
Words such as "hospital" and "surgery" are vaguely leaked from domestic mobile phones of poor quality.
The door that was thrown open hit the wall with a loud bang, and the people in the room looked at each other in blank dismay, unexpectedly, was it right?Is it a coincidence or...?
Oh, by the way, Housekeeper Zhao said just now that he was adopted by a Taoist priest...
Shang Qing snorted, drew an arc in the air with pink fingertips, and pointed at another bodyguard, "You..."
The bodyguard shivered abruptly, his huge body shrank pitifully, "I... my mother has passed away..."
Shang Qing was speechless, "Do you know why your daughter is becoming less and less talkative?"
Hearing that it was about his three-year-old daughter, the bodyguard immediately asked anxiously, "Why?"
"Because your nanny stole money and she saw her, and the nanny frightened her."
The bodyguard was stunned, gritted his teeth and said, "This bastard!" It wasn't that he believed it, it was just that his family had indeed lost money, and his daughter had become less and less talkative since losing the money... Everything the boy said was right. up!
Shang Qing continued to casually say: "Don't you want to go back and have a look? At this time, only the nanny is with your daughter, right?"
The bodyguard was taken aback, and took off his sunglasses fiercely, revealing an ordinary and honest face, "I..." He looked at Butler Zhao, "Brother Zhao, I'm asking for leave! No..." He said cruelly, "I resign!"
His wife is a doctor and works overtime all year round. He wants to find a stable job and grow up with his daughter!
Butler Zhao: "Then what..."
However, before he finished speaking, the bodyguard had already wiped his face and rushed out of the room.
The battered door creaked and shook, the draft blew in, and the room was silent.
Shang Qing sat lazily on the edge of the bed, turned his head and asked, "Is there anyone else who wants to catch me?"
A group of bodyguards took a big step back in unison, shook their heads desperately, and at the same time told themselves in their hearts: This young man must not be offended!
Steward Zhao's forehead was covered with cold sweat. Realizing that this time things were probably out of his control, he bent down deeply, "Young master, I'm sorry, I was really rude just now, you don't remember the villains..."
Shang Qing stared at him coldly until the old man's face was flushed and his back was wet with sweat, then he said: "Okay, tell me, that Zhou... oh, it's the scumbag father with this body, Why do you want me to go back?"
Butler Zhao's mouth twitched, but he didn't dare to hide it, and said awkwardly: "The young master is not in good health and needs a kidney replacement, so the master thinks of you."
Shang Qing frowned, "This is all a mess, can a kidney transplant be done casually, without a matching type? What if this is fried kidneys?" The original owner didn't have a matching type in his memory.
Housekeeper Zhao was afraid that he would not believe it, so he hurriedly took out his mobile phone, opened an electronic medical record and showed him, "It's true, I didn't lie to you!"
Shang Qing glanced at it, the medical record looked quite plausible, and there was a photo of the patient on it, the young master was pretty good-looking, especially those eyes, which were as captivating as an abyss.
However, no matter how good-looking it is, it’s useless. It’s beautiful but it can’t be used as a kidney. Shang Qing is quite satisfied with the original owner’s kidney, and doesn’t want to give one to others.
However, just when he wanted to refuse, the window became dark, and he turned his head subconsciously, and found that there was a ghost floating outside the window.The ghost was floating in the air, looking coldly into the room, his eyes were as deep as a cold pool.
Shang Qing looked at this ghost, then looked at the medical records in front of him, and said slowly: "Then what, you can call and ask, your young master is probably dead."
And it must be dead, Hun'er is lying on the window!
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