Sakata Gintoki's Harem Cultivation

The earth side has been very upset recently.

Because the people on Mao Street all looked like they had seen a ghost when they saw him!It's just that the name is "Deputy Chief of Ghost" and it's not really Ah Piao, okay!

"Damn it, are you ignoring the traffic laws by jogging on the road! Keep your head up and your chest up and walk in step!"

"Why don't you charge me for my oden cooking? Is it because I want to engage in bribery or because I come to eat alone so I feel sorry for you! You still don't charge good money!"

"Hey! What about you! You're already holding a woman in your hand, and if you look around casually, just goug out the eyeballs!"

"Why do those couples look so obtrusive! Cut your belly up, you bastards!"

... To sum up, it is understandable that the cannon fodder will be frightened when they see the deputy chief of the ghost, as if he is seeking revenge!Mr. Hijikata, you probably also joined the "Lover, Die to Die Group"! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Tufang swallowed the clouds bitterly, and kicked the stones on the ground vigorously [Hey, is this childish behavior really not against the human design?

So a certain jerk natural roll is the most odious!Sudden having a girlfriend [still wigs and wigs can't be distinguished] I didn't say anything, and then took down the most wanted man and the most dangerous man among the barbarians without even blinking an eye !Is this the rhythm of super-evolving from MADAO to a stallion with the aura of "passing kills up to 99 downs to just being able to walk"?Jiu Shen Tai Er, who has been working hard to evolve his sub [beep——] beast, will cry!Shouldn't the bastards who sow seeds everywhere be chopped up!The word will come, if he hadn't been knocked unconscious at that time, he would have caught the evidence and sent the dog and man to prison!Damn Takasugi Shinsuke this terrorist who is as short as a bird but as bad as a poisonous snake! ! !

When Hijikata was slandering so resentfully that his stomach hurt, a soft and pleasant voice interrupted his thoughts.

"Well, sorry to bother you! Is this JC-sama?"

Tufang raised his head subconsciously, slightly taken aback.

Good, beautiful woman!

The waist-length straight hair that is as smooth as black silk is lightly tied with a beige bow at the end, the willow eyebrows are curved, and underneath is a pair of clear and clean eyes like a lake, but when they blink, they appear bright because of the reflection of light. Sparkling.The red cherry-like lips were a little thin, and they should have looked mean, but they looked extremely moving because of a gentle smile.She was dressed in a snow-white kimono, with a few faint cherry blossoms embroidered on the skirt, which was exquisite and grand.

"I'm JC. It's just you...you don't know what Yu Yan is, right?" Hijikata hesitated slightly.

The woman was taken aback when she heard the words, and then she came to her senses and smiled, "Master JC is absurdly praised, how can the little girl be worthy of such a beautiful name for her appearance like Puliu. You can just call the little girl Shiweizi."【I know The name is very scum, please don't spray it!

Ten... Trinos?

Earthwork was a little dazed.

Speaking of beauties, he is well-informed.Boss Kondo's sweetheart A Miao, the young master of the Yagyu family in women's clothing, the female ninja who shakes M, the Chinese girl from the Wanshiwu family, and the girlfriend who is a jerk with natural curls... They all look like the top-level nightclubs, but Compared with the beauties in front of me, she is a little inferior... The main reason is that Shiweizi has an unearthly temperament and a gentle personality, which is so rare in Yinfu, which is full of violent beauties!

"Arnold... my lord?" Shi Weizi was a little embarrassed when he saw that Tufang was distracted again.

"Ah, corn Masai," Tufang came back to his senses, and coughed a few times in embarrassment, "Don't call me an adult, just do it."''

"Okay, Mr. Hijikata. It's like this. The little girl is new here and is not very familiar with Edo, so I want to ask JC about it."

"It's like this. I want to inquire about someone who probably lives in Kabukicho. He is my fiancé who owns a small shop here. I'm here this time to complete our engagement."

"Hmm. What's your fiancé's name?"

"Gintoki, Sakata Gintoki."

"..."

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"Hey one hey one...Yin Sang said he knew...Yin Sang wants me to tell you that it is important to fight against barbarians with your life, so take care of his life... Nani? He won't run to be your gunman just because he is worried about you. In fact, he said that he is not worried about a certain shaker at all... Well, remember to bring a few boxes of strawberry milk when you come back... Don't forget to think of you as your husband and me I can't drink strawberry milk without you?... Heck, I'm not your husband, who would dare to be... I'm going to eat soft rice, why don't you bite me... Damn, I'm going to chop up the penis of that earphone man Let him no longer be in love with the badminton prince!"

"Xinbaji, has Yin-chan's phone call been light-years long, Lu?" Kagura, who was eavesdropping because of gossip outside the door, began to feel bored, and Doudouyan was very cute.She didn't even know that Gintoki would be able to talk on the phone for so long with Takasugi Shinsuke, that coffin-faced, dwarf who can't speak anything other than Chinese and English, like a junior high school student who just fell in love.

"Kagula sauce, a light year is a unit of length, not a unit of time. Please be considerate of Yinsang's peach blossoms after reaching the age of uncle, although whether the gender of the peach blossoms is correct is still open to question..." Glasses said .

"But is this really good? Silver Sauce is already guilty of bigamy, Alu! Don't you care about wigs? Although in fact, two hemp inheritances will make more Alu."

"Because I haven't obtained the certificate yet, so it's not bigamy." The glasses straightened the body I was wearing, "Although I don't know what Mr. Gui thinks, but I don't know why he always sees him alone these two days. It's a very... well, it's weird, I always feel a little scary. Today, Mr. Gui is also in a good mood and went to work with Elizabeth."

"You don't understand the reason why the wig smiles weirdly? So you can only be Shinpachi instead of Shinichi, Aru!"

"Why do I have the obligation to understand the reason for Mr. Gui's weird smile! How long will I have to play with this meme! Don't I have no other existence value if I don't do Shinichi's work! But if I really become It would be terrible if you lost Xinyi, everyone in Yin's mother would be dead! Yin's mother would also be cut in half!"

"What's the use of you, four-eyed boy! I blame Xin Yichan for being useless!"

"Is the four eyes my fault? It's not... ouch!"

"Ouch!"

Both Kagura and Shinpachi were hit on the head at the same time.

"Since you're eavesdropping outside the door, don't speak so loudly, bastard." Gintoki passed the two of them expressionlessly.

The corner of Xinba's mouth twitched: Since you want to pretend to be cool, don't jump around and walk in a good mood!

"Yin Sang, I'm going to buy a new issue of JUMP, you two little devils, take a good look at the house." Yin Shi left the house.

"Remember to bring vinegar kombu!" Kagura hurriedly added.

Yinshi's impatient promise gradually faded away.

5 minutes later--

"Bang bang bang!"

Kagura and Shinpachi saw the same doubt in each other's eyes.Did Yinshi use the technique of escaping from the ground?But wouldn't it be good for him to come in directly?Ah, is it a commission?

Shinpachi and Kagura, who haven't received a commission for a long time, expressed their happiness.

Xinbadengdengdeng ran over to open the door, with a warm and kind smile on his face.

"Hello……"

The smile froze for a moment, and the next second his face turned red, "Please, please come in..."

"Is it a guest, Xin Baji?" Kagura looked over, but opened his mouth in surprise when he saw the person coming, "Wow, a beautiful sister with big breasts!"

Shiweizi didn't change his smile, "Hello, I'm Shiweizi, and I want to find my fiancé."

"Please...come in and have a seat." Xin Baji didn't know where to look, and drifted indiscriminately, only then did he see Hijikata who had been standing behind him, "Oh, Mr. Hijikata, please come in too."

"No, I'm only responsible for leading the way." Tu Fang waved his hand impatiently, frowned slightly, and glanced at the Wanshi House intentionally or unintentionally, "I still have to go on patrol." He didn't want to be blinded by unmarried men and women .

"Ah, that's it, Mr. Hijikata, go slowly."

After seeing off Hijikata, Shinpachi came back and sat on the sofa opposite Shiweizi.

"Excuse me... what is your relationship with the owner of this store?" Shi Weizi's smile actually had a thrilling meaning of the beautiful island.

"Boss and employees are also good friends." Shinpachi replied.

"He and I are mother and son! Although the son is in a rebellious period, he is still a strong mother and son Alu!"

"Kagula sauce!" Shinpachi helped his forehead helplessly.

"That means the relationship between the two of you and Yinshi is very good."

"Oh? Miss Shiweizi knows Yinsang?" MADAO still has friendship with the goddess?

"Well. Actually, I'm his fiancée."

"well!!!!!?????"

Shinpachi and Kagura's jaws have dropped.

But for some reason, although Tomoko in front of him had a charming smile, Shinpachi, who was a little less nervous, felt a chill.

I always feel... something is not good.

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