[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

explain... explain...

explain what?Could it be that the red boy took the medicine and his brain was damaged, so he insisted on accepting the poor monk as his father, and returned to the right path in order to make his father happy?

Chen Tangtang thought over and over again, and said in a low voice: "Amitabha, I don't know what your relationship with Honghaier is..."

The Taoist in red raised his phoenix eyes and said loudly: "I am the sworn brother of his father, the Bull Demon King, and my brother's son is my son. I treat him like my own..."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Have you discussed this with the child's mother?How did it become your own?

"...I heard that Red Boy was bullied and tortured by you Buddhist scriptures!"

Chen Tangtang closed his hands, with a holy face, and said sincerely: "Amitabha, the donor has misunderstood. We did not bully him, and no one tortured him. The red boy was enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he followed Guanyin to be a good fortune boy. went."

The Taoist priest in red took a quick step forward, and the corner of his red robe brushed against her monk's robe, as if he wanted to set her on fire.

He glared at her angrily: "Do you think it's better to be a free king, or to be a slave? Are you saying you're not bullying him?"

Chen Tangtang saw that he was furious, his voice became softer, and he said with softness: "Is it a long-term job to be a monster? If you follow Avalokitesvara and be enlightened by him, his mana and merit will go further. As the saying goes , hope your son will become a dragon, hope your daughter will become a phoenix, don’t you, uncle, hope that your nephew will have a better future?”

The Taoist priest in red listened to her words, thought about it carefully, and found that what she said did make sense.

His eyes were like fire, and his tongue licked her face.

Chen Tangtang lowered his eyebrows, and the cinnabar mole between his eyebrows was burning brightly.

The Taoist priest in red raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure the red boy didn't suffer?"

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha, monks do not lie."

The Taoist priest in red withdrew his wishful hook, folded his arms and said, "Okay, I'll trust you for now, but don't let me find out that you lied to me. If you lied to me..."

Ruyi hook picked up a strand of silver hair on her head, his eyes moved from her eyelashes to her temples, and then fell on that strand of hair.

The wishful hook in his hand was turned sideways, the silver hair was like a cold light on the hook, he breathed lightly on the strand of silver hair, the silver hair kissed the sharp blade, and made a decisive decision.

Chen Tangtang stared at the end of hair that floated to his feet, and remained silent.

Shave the poor monk's head for free.

The Taoist in red touched the back of the wishful hook to her cheek.

Biting cold.

Chen Tangtang slowly raised his head.

The red-clothed Taoist's eyebrows were unruly and arrogant: "You see, this is the end of you lying to me."

Chen Tangtang stared into his eyes.

"Why, don't you agree?"

The back of the hook sank again into her soft skin.

Danger kisses beauty.

The sharp cold blade sliced ​​across the smooth skin.

Her sunken skin slowly turned pink, as if a romantic peach blossom had been carved on her cheeks.

Chen Tangtang said softly: "The poor monk did not intend to deceive the Taoist priest."

"Master, she won't lie to you," the Taoist stood by the door, carefully smiling at the Taoist priest in red, "Can't I be her guarantor?"

The Taoist priest in red snorted coldly: "Stupid and ignorant, thanks to you still practicing Taoism with this immortal, how come the thoughts of the world have not been cut off!"

The Taoist smirked "hehe" and touched the back of his head, but his eyes were nervously staring at the wishful hook on Chen Tangtang's cheek.

"Master, don't let her blood stain your hook, you'd better put it down quickly, don't hold it all the time, so... how tired you are."

The Taoist priest in red said coldly: "Then you can slap and help Master hold it."

The Taoist was taken aback for a moment, and immediately said: "I... How dare I touch Master's things."

"Hmph, quickly put away your little thoughts, don't think that you are a teacher and don't know."

The Taoist smirked: "Master is wise."

The Taoist priest put away the wishful hook, turned around and left.

Chen Tangtang slowly breathed a sigh of relief, suddenly, a cold light flashed in front of his eyes, and the Daoist's Wishful Hook hit him again.

"No!" The Taoist apprentice cried out.

However, the Wishful Hook of this Ruyi True Immortal did not hurt Chen Tangtang's fur, but hooked her skirt and drew her in.

True Immortal Ruyi glanced coldly at his apprentice who was turning his elbow outward, and said impatiently, "Are you relieved now?"

Taoist apprentice: "Don't worry, don't worry, this disciple knows that the master is not willing to embarrass the disciple. Hehe, the master just wanted to seduce her."

True Immortal Ruyi: "..."

God is so seductive!

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Amitabha, now not only do monsters speak more connotatively, but even people have begun to speak inappropriately?

True Immortal Ruyi gritted her silver teeth and reprimanded: "Shut up!"

"Oh——" the Taoist apprentice blinked, and closed his mouth aggrieved.

Immortal Ruyi flicked her sleeves and returned to the piano bed, but the Ruyi hook was still hanging in the air on Chen Tangtang's skirt.

Chen Tangtang was about to secretly unhook the hook from his clothes.

True Immortal Ruyi smiled coldly, stretched out an index finger and hooked the Ruyi hook, and the Ruyi hook automatically activated, dragging Chen Tangtang forward.

True Immortal Ruyi touched the strings of the zither, and said coldly: "Speak, what are you doing here?"

The Taoist apprentice hurriedly said: "Master, she is here..."

True Immortal Ruyi glared at her apprentice with hatred for being weak: "I let her say it herself, why can you do anything for her?"

Give, give her...

The Taoist apprentice secretly blushed, and said shyly, "Master—don't say that, she...she's still here."

True Immortal Ruyi: "..."

Alas, the apprentice is out of his mind, I really don't know what to do?

"Go out and watch the door."

The Taoist apprentice sneaked a glance at Chen Tangtang again, hesitating for a while.

True Immortal Ruyi paid no attention to his stupid apprentice lazily, and raised his chin towards Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang said with an unchanged expression: "The poor monk wants some spring water from the birth spring..."

"No."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Then what do you want me to say again?

"Master!" The Taoist apprentice was in a hurry, "If it really doesn't work, can I make up for her gift?"

True Immortal Ruyi really has nothing to say, as expected, children will run away with others when they grow up.

He snorted and said, "You eat from Master, use Master's, and still want to use the pocket money I gave you from Master to please others?"

That said, it seems like a bit of a white-eyed wolf.

The Taoist apprentice scratched his cheek embarrassingly, and his voice softened: "Master, I didn't mean to trick you, but she looks so good... Uh, it's not easy. help."

True Immortal Ruyi said in a cold voice: "I see that you have been tempted by lust!"

"Master!" The apprentice raised his voice, and the blush on his face spread to his neck.

"Forget it," True Immortal Ruyi looked at Chen Tangtang, "Then I will give you a chance, if you treat me like a foolish apprentice, then you and I will be a family, and I will cover you no matter what, you bully me!" I will not blame you for the matter of the red boy, and you can use the spring water from Luotai Spring, how about it?"

The Taoist apprentice's cheeks were flushed, and he slapped himself with a "slap": "Hey, it's not a dream."

Chen Tangtang looked helplessly at Immortal Ruyi.

True Immortal Ruyi coughed lightly: "Don't look at him as if his brain is sick from time to time, but in fact, his heart is good."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Is there anyone who praises your apprentice so much?

Chen Tangtang was silent for a moment, then slowly asked: "Is there no other way for the poor monk to get the spring water?"

True Immortal Ruyi raised her phoenix eyes, with a fierce expression on her face, and he chuckled lightly: "Okay, choose another way, it depends on whether you can impress me."

Before Chen Tangtang could reply, True Immortal Ruyi closed her eyes and said, "Go out."

Chen Tangtang didn't move, but Lianxiang teased the tip of his nose charmingly.

True Immortal Ruyi suddenly opened her eyes: "Why don't you go out!"

Chen Tangtang pointed to his skirt: "Can I ask the benefactor to take off the hook? That way...the poor monk can't leave."

True Immortal Ruyi was taken aback, coughed a few times to ease the embarrassment: "Ah, why didn't you say it earlier!"

Blaming the poor monk?

Immortal Ruyi hooked her fingers towards Ruyigou again, Ruyigou trembled a few times, the head of the hook slowly retreated from Chen Tangtang's lapel, and returned to True Immortal Ruyi's hand.

Chen Tangtang looked around, then exited the room.

The Taoist apprentice also wanted to follow, but was stopped by his master.

Chen Tangtang looked back at the little Taoist priest.

The little Taoist smiled.

Seeing this scene, True Immortal Ruyi coughed hard.

The Taoist apprentice trembled: "Master..."

"Do you know your mistakes?"

The Taoist apprentice stared at his toes.

True Immortal Ruyi: "Is she that good?"

The Taoist apprentice blushed and moaned, "This is the first time I've seen someone of a different gender than me."

"...It's still so pretty."

True Immortal Ruyi had a stern face, but he was indeed moved by his apprentice.

That's right, his apprentice grew up in the country of daughters, and he has never seen a real woman, so it is understandable for him to be tempted and lose his temper.

"That...Master..." The Taoist apprentice scratched his head and asked cautiously, "Does the master think she is very good too?"

True Immortal Ruyi glanced at him disdainfully, and said sharply: "Do you think your master is the same as you? Master has seen many... Oh, the so-called gentleman in your country."

The Taoist apprentice breathed a sigh of relief, and patted his chest with a smile: "That's great, then Master won't rob her from me."

True Immortal Ruyi sneered and turned her head, staring at the bamboo forest outside Xiaoxuan's window.

"You really underestimate me, your master. I will never fall in love with her. Besides, you don't know her real identity. Let me tell you, this Tang Sanzang, who learned from the Western Paradise, is a famous monster nemesis." .”

The Taoist apprentice scratched his head in confusion: "But she looks thin and small, isn't she that powerful?"

"Hmph, the nemesis I said didn't mean force." True Immortal Ruyi crossed her arms and leaned against the small window, "Tang Sanzang, she used to use her harmless face to make monsters put down their guard. Deceived their treasures and love."

"Ordinary people are so careless, and the one named Tang Sanzang is even more outstanding... Apprentice, you have seen it all. Just now, as a teacher, you asked her to stay with you, and you gave her the spring water from the birth spring, but she refused to do it." , but want to come to the teacher's side, intending to do wrong to the teacher."

He flicked the bangs that fell in front of his eyes with his fingers, and said in a deep voice: "But, she was wrong, a teacher is not the kind of person who will give in easily."

Taoist apprentice: "..."

Master, it's not that I look down on you, but I always feel that your words are insincere.

True Immortal Ruyi snorted harshly at the bamboo leaves swaying in the wind.

He's just a Tang monk, what's so tempting!

Let's talk about Chen Tangtang's side.

Chen Tangtang went out, went to the porch, and suddenly heard someone calling her.

She followed the prestige and saw a man wrapped in a black robe sitting on the beam at the top of the corridor. The face exposed was exactly Nezha's indistinguishable face. However, this man's temperament was not at all like Nezha. .

This kind of face does not match the temperament...

"The benefactor...ah, it's benefactor Zheng."

Zheng Yulang sat on the beam, with his legs hanging down, cupped his face and said in a muffled voice, "It's a good thing you didn't admit your mistake. If you did, I'll kill you right away."

The words were full of murderous intent, but there was no murderous intent in his dark eyes, and there was even a trace of tenderness.

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and said, "Benefactor Zheng is different from ordinary people, and the poor monk has been with you for so long, how can you not recognize him?"

The hateful Tang Tang always said such foul words unconsciously.

Zheng Yulang covered his hot face, he didn't want to see her anymore.

Seeing each other is worse than not seeing each other, not seeing each other, but missing each other.

Chen Tangtang asked: "Why is Master Zheng here?"

Hearing this, he immediately exploded: "Who do you think I came to this weird place for?"

This kind of temperament that explodes at the slightest...

Chen Tangtang counted on his fingers, it should be one...two...three...four...five...by the way, it's Zheng Wulang!

She asked suspiciously, "Is it for the poor monk?"

Zheng Wulang: "Get rid of it! You really made me worry about you. You said that I am a genius who doesn't even have a body. Why should I steal other people's gas like a thief for you and come to see you in body? ? What are you capable of?"

Seeing that Chen Tangtang was still confused about the situation, Zheng Wulang jumped off the beam and pointed his fingertips at her shoulder: "You idiot, I really hate you more and more, do you know that you Where did you come from? This is the wolf's den! The wolf's den!"

Chen Tangtang said frankly: "However, based on what the poor monk saw, Donor Zheng, you not only don't hate the poor monk, but you also care about the poor monk."

Zheng Wulang was startled suddenly, and said angrily: "Shut up, don't talk sweet words anymore, I don't want to disappear like them!"

"But……"

"To shut up!"

Ok.

Chen Tangtang stopped talking.

However, she still didn't understand who they were referring to in Zheng Wulang's mouth?

Zheng Wulang took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "There is no one at the well now, let's go fetch water...Hey, why don't you talk? Are you looking down on me?"

Chen Tangtang muffled: "Didn't you tell the poor monk to shut up?"

Zheng Wulang said sourly: "I told you not to tease others, will you stop teasing?"

"Donor, you are slandering."

"Hmph, come with me."

He turned around and left, with Chen Tangtang following behind him.

Taking advantage of her not being able to see, Zheng Wulang secretly touched the finger that had just poked her shoulder, and couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth.

However, the next moment, he tried hard to flatten the corners of his mouth.

No, you can't like it, you can't be tempted, he doesn't want to continue to be a mess.

hateful!Obviously everyone else can... God, it's really not fair.

The author has something to say: Congratulations to Tang Tang for winning a new title.