[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"It doesn't hurt, why are you crying! Ah, trouble, trouble is dead." True Immortal Ruyi frowned deeply, with a look of disgust, but the movements of his hands became lighter and lighter.

"The poor monk doesn't know." Her voice was slightly nasal, sounding soft and cute, "It's just that the body doesn't listen, and the tears can't stop."

"Oh, you are so troublesome." True Immortal Ruyi was annoyed, he flicked his sleeves and stared at her.

"Ok?"

She looked at him inexplicably, her eyes washed by tears were clear to the bottom, her eyes and nose were red, both pitiful and cute.

True Immortal Ruyi's phoenix eyes were sharp, and she glared at her: "Don't cry, if you cry again, I will be rude to you."

Chen Tangtang died innocently.

It's really not that she wants to cry.

"Shi, benefactor, is the poor monk poisoned?"

True Immortal Ruyi was upset and angry: "This is where I live, so there is no poison."

She sobbed softly and sniffed.

True Immortal Ruyi, who was about to say something, suddenly stopped and stared at her motionlessly.

"Hello..." He called her softly, and his Adam's apple moved.

Chen Tangtang looked at him puzzled.

He slowly stretched out his hands, his fingertips trembling slightly, and pressed his cheek.

"Don't cry..." His voice was almost whispering, "I'm going to beat you."

The skylight reflected on her face, bringing him an almost dreamlike dizziness.

She blinked at him with an innocent look on her face.

His mouth opened and he slowly approached her.

The air is almost thick.

"beat you……"

While crying, Chen Tangtang picked up the golden light.

However, he pressed his lips to the corners of hers.

What about beating up?

She moved her nose, but only smelled a scent of green grass.

Suddenly, he bounced away vigorously, and the whole body bounced across most of the courtyard with a "bang", leaning against the courtyard wall tens of meters away from Chen Tangtang.

"You!" He yelled in panic, "What did you do to this immortal!"

Being so frightened by him, she stopped crying instead.

The one who suffers is obviously the poor monk, right?What are you doing with such a big reaction?

"That...benefactor..." Chen Tangtang just took a step forward, and the wall behind Ruyi Golden Immortal crackled, cracks like spider webs appeared, as if he would break through the wall and escape in the next moment .

Chen Tangtang raised his hand to wipe the tears from his face, and said seriously: "Can the poor monk ask the immortal family some questions?"

Chen Tangtang felt that there might be something wrong with her body, but she couldn't find a solution, and the only one who could help right now was the True Immortal Ruyi.

Regardless of whether he is a human or a demon, if he dares to call himself a true immortal, he must have two brushes.

At this time, True Immortal Ruyi also reacted. His reaction just now was really too much, but he really didn't understand how he would make such a move.

Hmph, it must be this demon.

Immortal Ruyi jumped out from the wall, brushed off the dusty cassock, her phoenix eyes were sharp, and in the blink of an eye, she came to her again.

He looked her up and down, and said meaningfully: "Amazing, you can actually influence me to this extent. It seems that you really have some skills."

Chen Tangtang was dumbfounded.

Donor, are you brainstorming too much, or are you fighting wits and courage with the air alone?

"Your ability is to manipulate others? Hmph, that's all."

True Immortal Ruyi's eyes were red, like a rose in full bloom, he raised his chin, and said calmly, "Finally, what do you want from me, Immortal?"

The poor monk just wanted to ask some questions, why did it become a request?

Forget it, don't worry about it now.

Just as Chen Tangtang was about to clasp his hands together, True Immortal Ruyi just inserted her own palm in. When she clasped her hands together, she happened to enclose his palm.

True Immortal Ruyi frowned and said: "I'm impatient with your Buddhist practice, talk about things when you have something to say."

Chen Tangtang: "The poor monk was crying for no reason just now, and the immortal family also saw it. According to the immortal family, is the poor monk sick?"

True Immortal Ruyi raised her eyebrows: "Huh?"

"What kind of mystery are you playing, you didn't cry to this immortal..." He gritted his silver teeth and stopped talking.

Chen Tangtang looked innocent: "What are the immortals talking about?"

True Immortal Ruyi swept the red sleeves of her cassock lightly: "Okay, you can continue."

Chen Tangtang thought of Zheng Yulang's supernatural powers, and then looked at Ruyi Zhenxian Qingming at Lingtai, she must not be bad, she told the whole story about what happened just now.

The more Immortal Ruyi listened, the weirder his expression became.

After she finished everything, his face was already numb.

Chen Tangtang said in a low voice: "The immortal family is willing to help the poor monk to learn more about it. Why does the poor monk cry for no reason?"

True Immortal Ruyi stared at her: "You said this to me on purpose, right? You really do everything you can."

Chen Tangtang was dumbfounded, and he didn't know where his brain went.

True Immortal Ruyi said coldly: "Isn't it normal to cry? It's abnormal not to cry! This person is so affectionate, how can you not be moved? The reason for crying is nothing more than that you love, hate, and hurt. Guilty."

"However, the poor monk's heart was peaceful at that time, and he didn't feel any love, hatred, pain, or guilt."

"Do you think you have no roots of emotion? How can mortals not have the seven emotions and six desires!"

Chen Tangtang spread his hands and said: "It is true that a Taoist once told the poor monk that the poor monk has no roots of affection."

True Immortal Ruyi fumbled in his sleeve: "Impossible, how can this kind of inborn emotion be artificially separated?"

He took out a precious mirror from his sleeve, took a photo on Chen Tangtang's face, and immediately let out an "ah".

Chen Tangtang probed to look, but was blocked by his body, so he couldn't see anything clearly.

"Xianjia, is there something wrong?"

True Immortal Ruyi said: "Do you know the function of my treasure mirror?"

Chen Tangtang shook his head.

"My precious mirror is called Marriage Mirror, through which you can see your marriage fate."

"How can a poor monk get married once a monk?"

True Immortal Ruyi: "Yes..."

His brows furrowed.

"Could it be that there is something unsolved in the poor monk's treasure book?"

"Indeed, you should see for yourself."

As True Immortal Ruyi said, he turned the mirror and faced Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang looked up at Baojian, his eyes suddenly widened.

True Immortal Ruyi said in a complicated tone: "My lover, Ruthless Monk, the debt you owe may not be paid off in eight hundred lifetimes, right?"

Chen Tangtang spread his hands, not worrying about his debts, and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk closed his eyes and couldn't see anything."

"It's really a great realm only a holy monk can have." His tone didn't know whether it was admiration or sarcasm.

Chen Tangtang: "Although poor monks will not be as emotional as them, they will inevitably feel that these people are too miserable. Why don't they look away as soon as possible?"

True Ruyi's phoenix eyes narrowed, and suddenly said: "The misery of the world of mortals, don't you just need a predestined person like you to overcome it? Let me teach you a way to allow you to overcome them, at least so that they don't feel the pain."

Chen Tangtang looked at him blankly, his eyes were like deer pupils.

True Immortal Ruyi couldn't help but have the illusion that he was teaching her badly.

As the spring breeze blew, a tiny grass clipping stuck to her temples.

Before True Immortal Ruyi could react, he stretched out his hand and took it off for her naturally. He said in his mouth: "Holy Monk, you might as well return something to these lovers. Give me a papaya and repay it with Qiongyao. Even if the Holy Monk can't To give back emotion, we should also give tenderness, so that we can make a boat in the sea of ​​suffering, and cross the world of mortals."

It was the first time Chen Tangtang heard this kind of saying: "Is it really useful?"

Immortal Ruyi squeezed the grass clipping with her fingers: "Of course, and being gentle to the world, isn't that also compassion? This is definitely not breaking the precept."

It does make sense.

Chen Tangtang nodded unconsciously.

True Immortal Ruyi raised the corners of her mouth: "I have practiced for many years and studied fairy books, and the principles I have realized are naturally the truth."

"Hey? But didn't you go all the way through the door?"

"You know everything, hey, don't worry about it so much, try it if you don't believe me, be gentle with those who say they like you, and see their reaction."

Chen Tangtang showed a gentle smile: "Thank you Xianjia for your enlightenment."

True Immortal Ruyi: "Let's go, you are not welcome here!"

Chen Tangtang clasped his palms together and bowed to True Immortal Ruyi before walking out.

It wasn't until she left that the Taoist apprentice ran out: "Master, Master, didn't you say that you can only leave if she touches you?"

"To shut up!"

Immortal Ruyi turned her back to the gate.

He let her go, naturally because she moved him.

"Master said that to her, in the future, won't others take advantage of it?"

"You know what a fart!" True Immortal Ruyi glared angrily at the treasure mirror in her hand.

He just wants to make trouble!

What a broken heart!What cut off lust!He doesn't believe it anymore. When the object of his admiration responds with tenderness, who can resist it?immortal?monster?mortal?Can't help it!

Under the watering of all kinds of tenderness and sweetness, can this root of love still grow?

True Immortal Ruyi tucked the precious mirror back into his sleeve and said slowly: "Wait, she will pass by here when she comes back from learning the scriptures. The people in front are just fertilizer, and we master and apprentice are the ones who are waiting to pick the peaches." .”

peach?

its not right……

"Master, did you just say about our master and apprentice, master, you..."

Seeing the big apprentice staring at him accusingly, Immortal Ruyi coughed: "Did you not copy the scriptures that you were punished for copying?"

The apprentice just wants to know—Master, does your face hurt?

The author has something to say: Lover: True Immortal Ruyi, do you know that you taught a scum [crossed out] a gentle and compassionate monk?