[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The six-eared macaque looked around, but still found nothing.

He pulled the neckline, fanned it with his hands again, and fanned: "It's really hot."

Chijiri Mahou said solemnly: "Yes."

The gibbon monkey was helpless: "Don't you all walk without looking at the road? Look ahead!"

The six-eared macaque muttered dissatisfiedly: "Everyone is a road idiot, so don't make fun of anyone else."

Chijiri Horse Monkey: "Yes."

The gibbon flicked his sleeves and didn't want to talk to them anymore.

After the six-eared macaque returned, it seriously looked into the distance.

"Is there a village in the distance?"

The gibbon monkey pretending to be Bajie rolled his eyes: "It's not too late for you to know."

At this time, the Chijiri Mahou dressed as Sha Wujing came to Chen Tangtang's side.

Chen Tangtang stared at him nervously.

Fake Sha Wujing said with a straight face: "Master."

Chen Tangtang: "Um...huh?"

He turned his head to look at her, those eyes had a clear beauty in the sunlight, although he had turned into Sha Wujing's appearance, but Chen Tangtang was very sure that these eyes should not be Sha Wujing's eyes, It's like...

Sure enough, these apprentices were transformed by the monsters she saw in the mountains.

"Master, are you hungry?"

Chen Tangtang immediately withdrew his thoughts about Fang Fei and nodded hurriedly.

"Oh." Sha Wujing nodded, straightened his head, and then there was no more.

Chen Tangtang: "...Disciple, can you just ask and be done?"

"Ah."

What the hell!

"Master, is there anything else?" The fake Sha Wujing touched his back, as if he was not used to Sha Wujing's upper body being exposed.

Chen Tangtang couldn't help repeating again: "The poor monk is a little hungry."

Sha Wujing said solemnly, "So that's how it is."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

and then?

Didn't you say you were a friend of the poor monk in his previous life?You can't even communicate with each other, how did the poor monk fall in love with you in the past few lives?

The gibbon monkey sighed: "Master, don't be surprised, because he was a little excited last night, he blew the cold wind on the top of the mountain all night, and his head was blown out."

Hearing what the arm-armed monkey joked about, Chijiri horse monkey nodded solemnly.

Chen Tangtang shook his head helplessly.

The poor monk really doesn't understand you monsters.

Although the arm-armed ape said he was blind, he was not really blind, and he was much more transparent than the other two, so he could see what was going on in Chen Tangtang's mind at a glance.

The arm-armed monkey said: "Master, please bear with it for now. There is a village in front of you. When I get there, I will arrange a fast meal for Master."

"It's work."

The gibbon monkey looked at the overly lively six-eared macaque and the overly dull red-tailed horse monkey, and said indifferently: "It's okay, I just wronged you."

Chen Tangtang pursed his lips tightly.

The gibbon monkey said again: "Who made them all like you? The way of liking is so special, you naturally have to taste the pain, it's all your fault, who made you want to attract their attention? "

What did the poor monk do!Please don't falsely accuse people of innocence!

Chen Tangtang raised his voice and said, "Disciple, why are you so weird today? You don't usually talk to Master like this."

The gibbon monkey raised its head, its eyes were covered with a cloth, but its sight seemed to pierce into her flesh through the cloth.

The six-eared macaque immediately jumped over: "Master, don't be offended, Bajie accidentally ate too much before leaving, and got diarrhea, so he is not in a good mood."

Can you monsters get well again, oh, blind, road-crazy, diarrhea, and blowing too much wind?

Amitabha, please give the poor monk some normal monsters. The poor monk is afraid that he will become abnormal too.

Listening to his messy explanation, the gibbon monkey gritted its teeth and muttered: "...idiot!"

This Tang Sanzang probably already realized that you are a fake.

The arm-armed monkey looked at Chen Tangtang again, but Chen Tangtang had already turned his head and drove his horse forward.

"Disciples, let's go, let's go to the village and ask where this place is."

The six-eared macaque happily agreed and chased after it.

The gibbon monkey shook his head, and walked up to the Chijiri horse monkey: "Have you noticed it too?"

"what."

The arm-armed ape finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, alright, although his brother is a bit bored, at least his mind is still working.

The gibbon monkey touched the face dressed as Bajie, and complained: "I'm really not used to it... Besides, I don't think Tang Sanzang seems so stupid, she may have recognized us, you say, we What should I do?"

Chijiri Mahou said seriously: "First, enter the village."

"Hmm." The gibbon patiently listened to his plan.

Chijiri Horse Monkey: "Then, find a small shop."

The arm-armed monkey suddenly realized: "Do it in the shop? Do you want to use mortal drugs or something like that?"

Chijiri Mahou said to himself: "Then, order a table of her favorite dishes and fruits that she likes. Oh, it's a pity that she can't drink alcohol."

The gibbon monkey's eyes were dead: "..."

Damn mentally retarded, he shouldn't have expected these people.

After Chijiri Mahou finished talking about the meals arranged for Chen Tangtang, he turned his head, still with a stiff face, and asked coldly, "Sorry, what did you just say?"

The gibbon monkey: "I'm so unlucky... I actually made friends with you two heartless people."

As he spoke, he rubbed his face feebly.

Chijiri Mahou nodded solemnly: "Thanks for your hard work, brother."

He raised his head, as if he was pinching the frequency, and patted the arm of the arm-ape on the shoulder regularly.

The gibbon monkey felt that he was about to spit out a mouthful of blood from his anger.

The gibbon monkey said bitterly: "If I talk to you again, I will be a fool."

After walking for a long time, several people entered the city, but the temperature was getting higher and higher.

Chen Tangtang fanned his sleeves, hoping to take some wind to cool his sleeves.

"Apprentices, go find someone and ask why it's so hot here."

The six-eared macaque happily asked an old man selling melons on the roadside.

The arm-branched monkey stared at the six-eared macaque for a while, and couldn't help but said, "He's happy to be like this when he's ordered by others? If I knew I was on the mountain, I would have ordered him more."

Chijiri Mahou stared at him without blinking.

Armed ape: "What do you see me doing?"

Chijiri horse monkey: "Fool."

Bran-armed monkey: "...Let's split up! I really can't stand you two big hoofs!"

"Hey?" Chen Tangtang turned around and asked, "Bajie, do you want to eat pig's trotters?"

Gibbon monkey: "..."

Did you do this on purpose?

Don't think I don't know that your second apprentice is actually a pig!

The gibbon raised its head, trying to kill her with its gaze.

However, what Chen Tangtang saw was still just a piece of cloth.

"Ah, cough—" An old lady with a basket walked forward with a smile, and said to Chen Tangtang, "Does the elder want to eat pig's trotters? I happen to sell them here."

Chen Tangtang quickly clarified: "It's not me, it's my apprentice who said it."

She also pointed to the gibbon following behind for the old lady.

The old woman didn't even look at the brachial ape, her eyes widened with a smile: "The elder doesn't eat pig's trotters, but what about pig's tongue? It's also extremely delicious."

Chen Tangtang: "No, no, poor monks don't eat pigs."

The old woman laughed and said, "Why don't you eat pigs? Does the elder like to eat monkeys? Which part of monkeys do you like to eat? The neck? The mouth? Or the tongue?"

Amitabha, is the poor monk thinking too much?Why does this old woman have a weird tone of voice.

Chen Tangtang subconsciously glanced at the two monsters pretending to be apprentices behind him, and those two monsters were staring at the old woman.

The old woman let out an "ah", took a step back, patted her chest and said, "The elder's apprentice is so fierce, he frightened the old man!"

Chen Tangtang got off his horse and supported the old woman: "I'm sorry, old man."

"Hey! You bastard, how many times have I asked you, what do you mean if you don't say anything!"

Several people's attention was attracted by the suddenly raised voice of the six-eared macaque.

I saw the six-eared macaque pointing at the old man selling melons, chattering endlessly: "You gave me a pair of eyes just now, didn't you? Why do you..."

The old melon seller raised his head and looked at him coldly, but he was holding a short knife in both hands, sharpening it on the whetstone again and again.

The knife is sharpened, and the cold light is cold.

There is clearly a problem here.

The gibbon touched the cloth covering its eyes, and suddenly raised its voice to remind: "Six... yo! Eldest brother, come back quickly."

Seeing that the six-eared macaque seemed to have forgotten its identity at this time, and it was going to confront an old mortal man selling melons, the arm-branched monkey had to change its way and said: "Master is getting impatient."

Unexpectedly, when the six-eared macaque heard this, it immediately fired its guns to retreat, and obediently came to Chen Tangtang.

Gibbon monkey: "..."

The brothers who have co-authored for so many years are not as good as the master you recognized overnight?

The arm-armed ape was sad.

However, what was even more sad was that the Chijima Monkey, who had always been icy as if he didn't eat the world's fireworks, ran to a stall to buy some pastries, and held them in front of Chen Tangtang graciously.

"Master, I just found out that this place is called Huoyan Mountain, and it is hot in all seasons... let's eat some pastries first."

Chen Tangtang picked a piece of pastry and asked while eating, "Why is it called Flame Mountain?"

Chijiri Horse Monkey: "After sixty miles to the west, there is a mountain that covers an area of ​​[-] miles that burns all the year round. That's why it's called the Flame Mountain. It's hard to climb over this mountain even with steel and iron bones."

The six-eared macaque rested its hands behind its head, and said indifferently: "What's the matter with steel and iron, who doesn't seem to know it."

The arm-armed monkey remained silent, staring closely at the pastry in Chen Tangtang's hand.

Chen Tangtang was eating the second cake: "I see, then we can't go west?"

The old woman with the basket on the side smiled and said: "It turns out that the elder is going west. In fact, it is not impossible to cross the Flame Mountain. When we farmed the land in the past, we always asked for the fire from the Iron Fan Fairy Fan. Make the weather less hot."

Six-eared Macaque: "Iron Fan Immortal? Heh, what magic weapon does she have?"

He had a look of disdain, as if he didn't take this iron fan fairy seriously.

The old woman's smile widened: "The Iron Fan Fairy has a plantain fan. One fan is turned off, the second fan is windy, and the third fan is raining. When the rain comes, the weather will naturally cool down, and the elders can also climb over the flaming mountain. gone."

Chen Tangtang ate the third cake while listening.

The six-eared macaque volunteered and said: "Okay, I'll go meet that iron fan fairy, master, just wait here and don't move around."

Chijiri Mahou agreed: "I'm going to buy some fruits for Master."

"Wait!" The gibbon monkey grabbed the six-eared macaque who was about to leave: "Have you figured it out? This is not your business. Do you remember what your purpose is?"

The arm-armed monkey frowned: "Don't get too involved in the drama."

The six-eared macaque scratched its hair: "What is my purpose?"

Gibbon monkey: "..."

He gritted his teeth: "How would I know! You never told me!"

The six-eared macaque waved his hand: "Forget it, it's not an important matter. I'll talk about it when I get back."

At this time, Chen Tangtang had already eaten the fourth cake.

The gibbon monkey finally couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily: "Why do you eat so much by yourself? Why don't you save some for us? There are four of them here!"

Chen Tangtang blinked his eyes and said blankly, "Hey? Aren't these all for poor monks?"

Chijiri Mahou also blinked, stared blankly at the Brachial Monkey and said: "Yes, the four cakes here are all for Master, not for us."

Gibbon monkey: "..."

You actually have the nerve to say so!

Being brothers with you is really bad luck for eight lifetimes!

The author has something to say: After a trip, the arm-armed ape has become a Tucao emperor from a young public opinion~