[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"Master!"

With a wave of his sleeve, Ao Lie immediately wanted to catch Chen Tangtang who fell together. Unexpectedly, just as his fingertips touched Master's sleeve, a gust of wind suddenly hit him and directly blew him out of the window.

Chen Tangtang bounced on the soft wind a few times before being slowly sent to the ground.

"Amitabha, thank you benefactor."

The house was not lit, and it was pitch black. She did not see the owner here, but only heard a soft male voice: "How do you know that it was me who shot?"

"Because there is no second person here."

The man chuckled, "That's not necessarily the case."

Then, a soft female voice came from the place where the man was: "My sister apologized to the wrong person, I was the one who saved you just now."

"Hey?"

Chen Tangtang looked in the direction next to her, and immediately apologized: "Sorry, benefactor."

The soft female voice said: "Who are you? Why did you come to my courtyard?"

"The poor monk is a monk who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures."

"Monk?" A male voice suddenly interjected, "My good sister, don't lie to me, how can a woman be a monk?"

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha, the poor monk is indeed a monk."

The male voice slowly approached: "You can't fool me, I can capture all the information in the wind, the wind tells me that you are a woman, and a beautiful woman."

Chen Tangtang had no choice but to turn around and said: "The benefactor is not a woman, how do you know that women cannot be monks?"

"You're right." There was a slight smile in the man's voice, "Well, maybe I've been practicing in seclusion for a long time, and when I woke up, the whole sky changed. Maybe it's because women can be monks now."

He moved closer to her as he spoke.

Chen Tangtang couldn't help stepping back, his eyes kept sweeping towards the window through which Ao Lie flew out.

Why is Ao Lie silent?

"What did you do to the poor monk's apprentice?"

"Well, I don't know, maybe it was blown away by a gust of wind."

"What wind energy..."

Before Chen Tangtang finished speaking, a gust of warm wind blew into her ears suddenly, she quickly covered her ears and took a step back.

However, there seems to be something behind him, and there is no way to retreat.

"Who are you? Where did you blow my apprentice?"

Chen Tangtang stood with his hands down, holding the golden light in his palm.

However, it was the soft female voice who answered her: "Who am I? Very well, you indulged your disciples to destroy my cave and fight against me. I haven't counted with you yet, yet you still ask who I am? "

"Ah? The poor monk didn't..."

"You monk still deny it? Then I might as well tell you, I am what they call Princess Iron Fan!"

As his words fell, Chen Tangtang suddenly raised his palm, and a golden light shot out from his palm, illuminating the entire attic like daytime.

However, the so-called "Princess Iron Fan" standing in front of Chen Tangtang was actually a dignified and beautiful man taller than her by two heads.

"Princess Iron Fan": "..."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Chen Tangtang stared at his Adam's apple for a while.

That's right, it really is a man.

Strange, where was that woman just now?

Chen Tangtang looked left and right, but found that there was no one else in the room except the two of them.

Chen Tangtang asked doubtfully, "Iron Fan...princess?"

Lied, yet, the feeling of being found out the next moment was just too irritating.

He bit the bullet and said, "Your women can be monks, what's wrong with men being princesses? Is there any problem?"

As he spoke, he himself felt that what he said was quite reasonable, so he put his hands in front of his lower abdomen, posing as a dignified beauty.

He stared at the bright golden light in her palm, and asked wonderingly, "What is this in your hand?"

"The poor monk doesn't know either. The poor monk only calls it golden light... Shicai, the poor monk doesn't quite understand what the benefactor said."

His eyes fell on her from the dazzling golden light: "Are you still pretending to be stupid?"

Chen Tangtang said innocently: "The poor monk really doesn't know anything. From what the benefactor said, it seems that the poor monk's apprentice offended you."

"Princess Iron Fan" sneered: "Don't you guys want to borrow a banana fan? For a banana fan, your apprentice really does everything!"

Chen Tangtang thought to himself: It must be the work of that monster!

"And you! I have a settlement with you!"

"Listening to the words of the benefactor, it seems that you have an old grudge with the poor monk?"

"Old grievances! Do you know who I am?"

Chen Tangtang looked at him with a mentally retarded expression: "Didn't the benefactor say that he is Princess Iron Fan?"

"No, what I mean is... Forget it! I am Hong Hai'er's mother, what you did to Hong Hai'er back then, I will take back from you thousands of times!"

There are quite a lot of relatives of this red boy. The fairy hook used to take revenge on the poor monk for the sake of red boy. This time a mother appeared again... Oh, that's not right!

"Aren't you a man? Men can have children too?"

The expression on "Princess Iron Fan" froze.

Oops, to put it bluntly.

Chen Tangtang suddenly realized: "Could it be that you also drank the river water from Xiliang's Daughter Country?"

Although he just came out of retreat and didn't know what it was, it didn't sound like a good thing.

While talking, Chen Tangtang looked at his lower abdomen several times.

"Master, don't be fooled by him!" Ao Lie came in from the window.

"Princess Iron Fan" looked at him faintly: "You came back quickly!"

Ao Lie raised his head and laughed loudly: "Ha, how dare you use your axe in front of me for such a small skill?"

He turned his head and pointed at "Princess Iron Fan" and said: "Master, there is no way he is Princess Iron Fan. When we were waiting for Master here, we already found out that Princess Iron Fan is also called Luocha Nu, and the nearby land needs to be cultivated." The peasants will worship her as the Iron Fan Fairy, she is the wife of the Bull Demon King, and she personally gave birth to a son for the Bull Demon King, and that son is Honghaier!"

Hearing Ao Lie's words, Chen Tangtang somehow recalled the common sense of Daughter Country, and couldn't help asking: "Is the Bull Demon King a woman? Are they also boys?"

Ao Lie: "..."

His face was twisted into a ball, and he really didn't know what to say.

"Princess Iron Fan" laughed loudly: "Is the Bull Demon King a woman? Hahahaha, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard, okay!"

With a pleasant smile on his face, he stared at Chen Tangtang: "Since you brought me an excellent way to retaliate against him, I can spare your life, but the death penalty is waived, the crime of living... "

"Father!" Chen Tangtang said bluntly.

"Princess Iron Fan": "Huh?"

He was a little confused, is this Tang Sanzang out of his mind?He hasn't started beating her yet, yet she has started calling her father?

"You...you...don't think that I will..." He was frightened, and he stumbled when he spoke.

He stabilized his mind before returning to his stable appearance: "You monk is full of crazy words."

Chen Tangtang felt aggrieved: "Didn't the benefactor let the poor monk do this?"

Ao Lie turned his head and stared at "Princess Iron Fan" with a perverted gaze.

He almost spat out a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood: "You... spitting blood!"

Chen Tangtang said: "The benefactor said that he would retaliate thousands of times and thousands of times for the poor monk's incident on Hong Hai'er? Hong Hai'er just practiced to the point of going crazy, and kept calling the poor monk his father. When you come back from revenge, that poor monk will do his own work, and the poor monk will call you Daddy of millions."

When he heard the word "daddy" now, he felt bad.

He hurriedly said: "I have no such intention!"

Chen Tangtang gave an "ah" suspiciously: "The poor monk seems to have done one more thing, which is to let the red boy follow Guanyin to cultivate great merit. If you repay the poor monk thousands of times, the poor monk will surely Grateful."

When she spoke, her eyes were too bright.

"Princess Iron Fan": "..."

He got kicked in the head to provoke this person, right?

But Ao Lie said at this time: "No, Master, don't you understand? This person is not Princess Iron Fan at all, Princess Iron Fan is really a woman, this person pretends to be Princess Iron Fan, but wants to seek revenge on Master, Maybe it's something else!"

Chen Tangtang was pleasantly surprised: "Apprentice, you seem to be a lot smarter recently."

Ao Lie shyly scratched his cheek: "I also want to be for Master... No, wait, Master, you are focusing on the wrong thing!"

Chen Tangtang turned his head again: "Then who are you?"

"Who am I?" The man smiled slightly, dignified and handsome, but also possessed an air of indulgence.

"I am..."

"Bang-"

The wall behind Chen Tangtang suddenly collapsed.

A Sun Walker jumped in and said, "Don't go, monster!"

Another Sun Walker jumped in and said, "Don't go, monster!"

"Master, be careful." Bajie stood beside Chen Tangtang.

"Master, be careful." Another Bajie stood on the other side of Chen Tangtang.

"How dare you pretend to be me!" Two Sha Wujings came in with a "bang bang".

"This... this..." Ao Lie protected Chen Tangtang and retreated cautiously, but he was already staring at him, and he couldn't tell which one was his real seniors.

Ao Lie shouted: "Brother!"

The two Sun Xingzhe, the two Bajie, and the two Sha Wujing all looked at him, and said eagerly in exactly the same tone: "Junior Brother, I am real, quickly bring Master here!"

"Hmm..." Ao Lie's head was about to explode, his eyes were red and weeping, but he still didn't recognize who was his real senior brother.

Six people shouted at him in unison: "Idiot!"

Ao Lie sniffed, feeling that he was wronged to death.

Chen Tangtang was helpless: "Apprentice, don't bully your little brother."

The six disciples all looked at her, but they said nothing.

Ao Lie's sniffing sound became louder, is the persimmon really soft?

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and said in a low voice: "Your appearance is really embarrassing for the poor monk."

He didn't know whether he was speaking to the apprentices or the monsters.

Those six people all showed complicated expressions.

The "Princess Iron Fan" who was watching the show smiled with great interest.

He touched his chin, and suddenly thought of a good idea - a good way to help his twin sister, the real Princess Iron Fan, take revenge on that scumbag of the Bull Demon King.

Tsk tsk, Tang Sanzang is really a treasure.

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