[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

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Foxes are indispensable in all kinds of ghost legends. If they make up their minds to charm a mortal, almost no one will not be fooled.

The jade-faced fox also tried his own charm on the Bull Demon King, but now all of this has become a joke.

He wanted to seduce the monk, but the monk said he was serious; he teased the monk, but the monk was distracted in front of him; he winked lightly, but the monk actually asked him if he had sand in his eyes.

It's not that he got sand in his eyes, but you're a fool!

He stood in front of such a lively beauty, but she was indifferent?

It's a fool not to take advantage of the advantages!

There is no other way, let's put all our eggs in one basket.

The corner of the jade-faced fox's mouth curled into a provocative smile, and he said in a low voice, "Elder, are you thirsty? Let me go find some water?"

After falling into the valley for a long time, Chen Tangtang was already thirsty and hungry, but because of this woman who always did some outrageous things, Chen Tangtang didn't think of mentioning this for a while.

Chen Tangtang said: "It would be great if the female benefactor can find the water source."

The jade-faced fox smiled and said: "Of course I can find it, after all I am..."

He was afraid that directly stating his identity as a vixen would scare away these timid mortals, so he lied: "After all, I am the daughter of a hunter. I have lived in the mountains with my father since I was a child, so it is easy to find water and food."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Hey! Hey! Your fox tail is showing.

The jade-faced fox didn't know that he had fallen, and he was still addicted to the pleasure of weaving an identity for himself.

He raised his hands, covered his face with his sleeves, and said in a sobbing voice: "It's that big monster who snatched me into the cave by force and did such and such things to me, Elder, I hope you can save me!" Save me, let me escape from the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible."

Chen Tangtang thought for a while, and said in a flat tone: "It's not easy for the female benefactor."'

The jade-faced fox secretly revealed a pair of eyes to see what she had to say.

Chen Tangtang looked at him, he looked at Chen Tangtang, the two of them didn't speak for a while.

Chen Tangtang wondered: "Isn't the benefactor looking for water? Why don't you start now?"

"Huh?" The jade-faced fox was stunned, and he pointed to himself, "Is that how you are?"

Chen Tangtang was full of doubts: "What happened to the poor monk?"

Jade-faced fox: "I said my tragic experience, but you can just say that it's not easy?"'

Chen Tangtang looked frank: "Yes."

What if you don't?

The poor monk has no idea why you, a good-looking vixen, suddenly staged a scene of being robbed by someone.

The jade-faced fox was stunned by the monk's ruthlessness.

He said angrily: "Sure enough, if you become a monk, you are no longer a man."

This is too much for you, quickly apologize to all the men in the world.

If Chen Tangtang was really a man, the emotion on his face might still fluctuate a little bit, but because she was a woman, she didn't respond to his low-handed provocation at all, and even urged him: "Hurry up and find some water." Well, we might spend the night here tonight."

"You...don't you go with me?"

"The poor monk still wants to look around to see if there is a way up."

The jade-faced fox stared wide-eyed in disbelief: "But...but I'm a woman!"

In this way, who is not a woman?

Chen Tangtang looked at the jade-faced fox with a look of "you are really making trouble for no reason".

The naturally timid jade-faced fox was immediately repelled by this look, and he walked on the road to find the water source aggrieved, hugging himself and shaking.

I feel so sorry for myself, to tempt this monk who doesn't know how to protect women just for one breath, and he is not necessarily a monk!

At this moment, the jade-faced fox did not know that he had passed some kind of truth.

Walking in the dark and gloomy woods, the jade-faced fox hugged himself and shivered. Although he could find the water source, he was indeed afraid of the dark.

His ears were pricked up, and he looked around cautiously. If there was a little wind and grass, he would tremble like sifting chaff.

After finally rushing to the river, the jade-faced fox made a vessel to hold water out of a big leaf beside him. He was about to scoop up water, but suddenly there was a "thumping" sound behind him.

He screamed "Ah", hugged his head and arched into the bushes beside him.

However, he was too scared and nervous, and even forgot to change back to his original shape. There was no way that small bushes could hide his whole body.

"God bless, Buddha bless, Sanqing bless, Jade Emperor bless... bless me so I don't run into danger!" The jade-faced fox kept muttering.

I don't know if it was his insincerity, or he called too many gods, but the beast behind him roared violently.

The jade-faced fox rolled his eyes, and fell limply to the ground.

Play dead!

However, the beast behind him let out a scream at this moment——

"Ow—"

The jade-faced fox's head was covered in cold sweat.

Lord Beast, please stop screaming, you scream so miserably, I thought I had done something to you!

Hey?

wrong!

The jade-faced fox landed on all fours, tentatively crawling a few steps in its original fox posture.

There was a loud bang, and even the ground seemed to tremble.

The jade-faced fox immediately yelled: "Please forgive me, please forgive me, I won't dare again!"

He wanted to grab the ground with his head to show his determination.

At this time, a suspicious voice came from behind: "What are you doing?"

This voice is so familiar, it belongs to the voice of the person whom he hated so much to gnash his teeth, but right now, he seems to have found the backbone, crying: "Elder—"

He turned his head, and when he saw everything in front of him clearly, he couldn't help but gasped.

The monk standing in the dark forest held a golden ball of light in both hands, and the golden light immediately illuminated the small space where the two were. One person came to solve his worries.

Under the golden light, even her eyelashes are delicate and alluring.

For some reason, the jade-faced fox felt as if he had suddenly eaten a delicious little hen, and couldn't help swallowing.

"Amitabha, is the benefactor alright?" Chen Tangtang looked at the jade-faced fox crawling all over the ground in puzzlement.

The jade-faced fox was awakened suddenly. He stared at Chen Tangtang's feet. There was a beautiful tiger lying there. Blood and white brains flowed all over the place.

His scalp was numb: "You...you..."

Chen Tangtang looked embarrassed.

She doesn't want to either!

Because she found that the jade-faced fox had a strange expression, she was afraid that he was going to plot something, so she covered her body and followed behind him. She was afraid that the jade-faced fox would be alert and did not dare to get too close, but it was too dark in the forest, and she did not dare to get too close. Unable to see the path under his feet, he had no choice but to radiate golden light around his body to illuminate the path ahead.

However, by coincidence, she accidentally stepped on a tiger's tail while on the road, and the tiger was so angry that it ran straight towards Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang panicked, and before she had time to put away the golden light, she saw this wild beast rushing towards her, bumping headfirst into the golden light protecting her body, it was like hitting a stone with an egg.

As a result, it was naturally extremely tragic.

Chen Tangtang was really afraid of this kind of tragedy, so he turned the golden light on his body into a golden ball.

"Female benefactor, the situation is like this..." Chen Tangtang was about to say something to restore his image as an eminent monk.

The jade-faced fox didn't listen to her explanation at all, but just stared blankly at the tiger carcass on the ground, moving its mouth as if muttering to itself.

Chen Tangtang listened carefully to hear what he said——

"You're a real man."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Amitabha, the poor monk is not happy at all!