[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Chen Tangtang tossed and turned, only felt as if someone was running wildly behind his back.

In order to avoid feeling uncomfortable, she protected herself with golden light.

At this time, a male voice sounded from outside Hei Junjun's bag: "Huh? Is this bag a bit heavy?"

Another male voice said: "This bag is heavy, eh—"

The male voice said again: "I'm telling you the truth."

The other said: "I'll tell you the truth."

"Hey!"

The man laughed and said, "Maybe it's because you are tired that you feel that the bag is getting heavier and heavier."

"Then it's your turn to carry the back."

"It's better to change your back."

"you!"

The man laughed even louder: "Oh, I'm delicate and fleshy, so I can't be, I can't be."

"I think you used too much force last night, and you flashed to the waist?"

The man's laughter suddenly stopped: "Don't talk nonsense, where else can we find a mother besides our princess in the Bibotan of Luanshi Mountain? Our son-in-law is so powerful, if he hears your gossip, I will be scared." Still alive?"

When Chen Tangtang heard the key point, he pricked up his ears even more.

The man turned to laugh and said, "I can't let you run around without me running around."

The man behind Chen Tangtang's back snorted coldly.

Rocky Mountain Bibotan?

Chen Tangtang said abruptly in his pocket, "Amitabha."

The person carrying Chen Tangtang trembled suddenly: "Hey, did you hear anything?"

"Did you hear the sound? Hey-oh! What are you kicking me for?"

"I'm telling you the truth, don't keep kidding me."

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, good brother."

"Bah, you good brother."

"Benboerba! Are you afraid? Haha, I didn't know you, a catfish monster, are afraid of ghosts!"

"I'm going to beat you up!"

Chen Tangtang only felt that the bag was shaking, as if the person carrying the bag was about to throw her down.

The man who had been joking hurriedly advised: "Don't throw it away, don't throw it away, if you throw it away, the princess and the son-in-law will eat us both alive."

Chen Tangtang said again at this time: "If the two benefactors are involved, it will be the poor monk's fault."

"Ghost!" Ben Boerba violently threw off the cloth bag on his back.

Babo'er Ben let out a "Hey" and hugged the cloth bag, just holding the bag in his arms.

"Good brother, look at your appearance, there are no ghosts here, and the person who spoke is clearly the man in the bag."

"You...what are you going to do!" Ben Boerba asked in a panic.

Chen Tangtang smiled wryly: "What can the poor monk do in the bag? It's better to say... what are the two benefactors doing to the benefactor?"

Ben Bo Erba managed to calm down, and secretly hated the monk for making himself look ugly in front of Ba Bo Erba, so he said angrily: "What can I do to you? You are a big-headed monk, do you really think you are a peerless beauty? "

Chen Tangtang paused, and said calmly: "What the benefactor said is true."

"Ha, so, we are following the orders of our son-in-law and princess, and invite you to be our guest!"

Chen Tangtang said lightly: "It's the first time a poor monk has experienced using cloth bags to bring guests to visit."

Benbo Erba: "The monk is informal, isn't he?"

"The benefactor's words are polite, so can you let the poor monk breathe? This bag is too stuffy."

"This..." Ben Boerba hesitated.

However, Chen Tangtang said directly: "The poor monk knows that the benefactor is mainly discussing with the benefactor who is holding the poor monk. Then wait for the benefactor to speak, and the benefactor will make a decision."

This is naked sowing dissension, but Ben Boerba is still in the trap.

He said anxiously: "Why do you need to listen to him, I can make my own decisions."

With that said, Ben Boerba was about to open the bag.

Babo'er hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, brother, don't miss it..."

Before he could finish speaking, Ben Boerba, who started first, had already pulled away the rope, and the cloth bag also slid down.

The moonlight comes out from behind the dark clouds, and people also get out of the cloth bags. The bright moon meets the bright eyes, and the bright moon meets the bright face.

Benbo'er Ba and Babo'er Ben Qiqi were stunned.

At this time, Chen Tangtang was holding Babo'er in her arms, in such an awkward and humiliating posture, but she was already calm, a little cinnabar between her brows entered people's hearts.

She looked at the two of them calmly, and saw that the two little monsters had black hair and black eyes, the one who looked more honest was Benboerba, and the one who looked more cheerful was Baboerba.

After matching the voice she heard with the two, she thanked: "Thank you two benefactors."

Babo'er rushed out and said, "It's strange, we captured you, and you want to thank us."

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "The son-in-law and the princess of the benefactor's family just invited the poor monk to a banquet, and did not say that they would release the poor monk to let the wind out. The benefactor took the risk to do such a good deed. Of course, the poor monk must apologize to the two of you."

Ben Bo Erba touched his nose guiltily.

He untied the cloth bag just now on impulse, he didn't think about the son-in-law or the princess, after hearing what the monk said, he realized how big a mistake he had made, but the monk thought of him like this, he couldn't help feeling elated.

Oh, this monk looks good and speaks well, so why is he a monk?

After Ba Boer came back to his senses, he couldn't help but look at this monk with admiration.

He asked, "Did the benefactor go with us voluntarily?"

Chen Tangtang sighed: "If the poor monk stays away from his apprentice, there will be a few more heartbroken people in the world, and the poor monk doesn't want to go, but the kindness is hard to refuse."

Chen Tangtang said it was true that the apprentices were distressed, but Ben Boerba misunderstood it.

Ben Boerba said: "Tsk tsk, are those apprentices of yours unweaned children? Can't do without you? Or is it that they all love you to death, so that's why their hearts hurt? Humph, don't make excuses Hurry up and come with us, none of the guests our Halloween Princess and Nine-Headed Prince Consort are going to invite can get away!"

The Halloween princess and the nine-headed consort?

Babo'er, who had no time to stop him, covered his forehead with an "ah" and complained: "Your mouth is too fast, now it's all over, all your family background has been exposed."

How could Ben Boerba stand Baboerben's accusation, he raised his head and said, "At least we can say that our Bibotan is the place of the Dragon King of All Saints!"

Baboer Ben sighed three times, "Alas, alas, alas", and said again: "My good brother, did you lose your mind when you saw a beauty today?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Seeing that the two were arguing again, Chen Tangtang just looked up at the moon.

Let's make a noise, let's make a noise, it's better to make a noise until the apprentice comes.

Although Ben Bo Erba is a little stupid, but Ba Bo Erba is not stupid.

He immediately withdrew and said, "The most important thing is what the princess and the son-in-law have to say. Since you have agreed, monk, then I will not be polite."

As he spoke, he hugged Chen Tangtang in both hands and hurried away.

With this method of hugging, although the person being hugged will be very tired, if the person being hugged is a man, even a monk, it will definitely be a humiliation.

However, when Babo'erben looked down, he found that she was still neither sad nor happy, as if she was comfortable in his arms.

"What are you thinking?"

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "The poor monk smells a faint fishy smell from the two of you."

"Well, fish is a delicacy in the world, whether it is grilled or boiled... It's a pity that monks should not be too obsessed with this way."

The catfish monster Benboerba and the black fish spirit Baboerben tightened their chrysanthemums at the same time.

Oh my god, the current monk is too scary, help me, the monk is going to eat fish!

The two walked in a hurry.

Chen Tangtang asked suddenly: "Why did you arrest the poor monk at the pagoda? Did you know that the poor monk would be there early in the morning?"

Just as Ben Boerba was about to say something, Baboerba suddenly shouted: "Here we are! We are here!"

He interrupted Chen Tangtang's routine.

Looking ahead, Chen Tangtang saw a valley surrounded by maple leaves. The water in the pool was bright, and the bottom of the water seemed to be illuminated by rays of light.

The two monsters led her into the Bibo Pool.

The cold pool water soaked her little clothes, although she was able to use the golden light to isolate, but this would have exposed her skills first.

Chen Tangtang endured the cold pool water and looked around.

After seeing it, she couldn't help but be surprised.

The author has something to say: I have always thought that Benboerba and Baboerben are very interesting names in Journey to the West~ I am afraid of making mistakes when coding words, it is almost like a tongue twister