[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

For a while, the pool water here became extremely quiet.

Chen Tangtang called softly: "Benefactor?"

He closed his eyes and let out a nasal "Huh?"

The voice was lingering and gentle.

Chen Tangtang touched the Buddhist beads on his wrist, and asked again: "How is your health?"

"How is your body?" He chuckled and slowly opened his eyes.

He leaned on his arm and looked at her with a smile: "Don't you feel how my body is? Could it be that I'm not brave enough to satisfy you?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Donor, what kind of terrible medicine are you taking?

"It's you..." His voice was hoarse just after waking up, like sugar boiling in a pot, and every word was full of sweet and soft love.

"Poor monk, what?" Chen Tangtang looked at him cautiously, but tried not to look at his naked body.

The Nine-Headed Insect raised his head, his dark eyes couldn't see a little light, he frowned, and complained in a slightly sweet tone: "You, it's all like this, why do you still insist on being called poor monk and benefactor?"

Chen Tangtang was stunned.

What happened?You made it clear!

He stood up, and the silver hair slid down, sweeping across his back.

With a doting smile on his face, he slowly moved behind her.

His naked body got into the quilt she was wearing, and his hot and powerful arms strangled her waist, pulling her back, and Chen Tangtang sank into the hot chest .

"Hmm..." His nasal voice was dissatisfied, his nose rubbed against the back of her neck, and his long silver hair like water flowed on her shoulders.

He is like a noble snow leopard, jerky to curry favor with his favorite master.

Chen Tangtang touched his silver hair, and said in a low voice, "What did you dream about?"

"Dream?"

"Did Tang'er refuse to admit it after eating it?" He smiled softly, and sprayed the back of her neck with hot breath, "You are not such a flirtatious person, are you?"

He laughed, but put his hand on her throat, as if she dared to say "no" and he immediately cut her throat.

Although Chen Tangtang was not afraid of him, she didn't want to expose her trump card right now, and she was really curious about the effect of the medicine.

Chen Tangtang said solemnly: "The poor monk is naturally not that kind of person."

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard a muffled thunder.

The Nine-Headed Insect gave a "puchi" smile, put his lips on her mussel-like neck, and said in a hoarse voice: "Look, even God doesn't believe what you said."

Even Chen Tangtang herself was depressed about this matter. Could it be that her character is so bad that she still needs God to warn her with thunder?

"donor……"

The back of her neck suddenly felt cold, as if she had been licked by something, she trembled, but she couldn't finish her sentence.

He smiled and said, "If you call me that again, I will punish you, Tanger."

Chen Tangtang was speechless for a moment before asking: "Then what should I call you?"

He got up, covered her back with his whole body, and whispered with his lips against her earlobe: "During the turmoil in the mandarin duck's tent, did you forget all the vows you and I said about eachother, Tang'er?"

That's definitely not a poor monk, okay? I don't know what strange things you have imagined.

He smiled lowly, and the laughter went straight into her ears.

His voice became even hoarse: "If you forget what you said, how about I show you it again?"

With that said, he dragged her into the tent again.

How could Chen Tangtang agree, she shouted: "You...stop!"

He stopped his movements and kissed her ear: "Tang'er, why don't you call me Jiulang obediently?"

Chen Tangtang remained silent.

He sighed: "I know you're shy, forget it, I won't force you anymore, it's still early, then..."

His fingers caught her hand, and his fingertips reached into her sleeve.

Chen Tangtang hurriedly said: "Jiulang, stop! What did you just... just do?"

"What have you done?"

He rested his chin on her shoulder, narrowed his eyes and laughed.

Originally, his appearance was very good, but his eyes often hovered with calculations and gloom. Now, it seems that all the knots in his heart have been untied.He has silver hair and shawls, chats lazily with her, indulges in love between men and women, and there is a kind of settled tenderness and inexplicable lust in his temperament.

"I..." He pinched her fingers, leaned down, and kissed the bottom of her palm, "I did this."

His fingers pinched her sleeves, and his wet and hot kiss gradually moved upwards.

"And did this."

He raised his head, his moist eyes were like obsidian fished out of the water.

Faith will move mountains to open.

If there is deep affection, the stubborn stone will also blossom.

The obsidian in his eyes bloomed a gentle flower.

Chen Tangtang understood. In short, in the dream, the two of them did everything they should and shouldn't do, right?

The corner of his mouth raised, and he said in a low voice: "I didn't realize that you were a girl, and I was discussing some unspeakable secrets with you..."

He raised his hand, pressed the center of his brow in embarrassment, gritted his teeth and said in a low voice: "You, you are so embarrassing just looking at me, Tanger, you are too bad."

Chen Tangtang still didn't speak.

How could this dream know that the poor monk is a woman?

Nine-Headed Insect wraps her around her with one hand, and touches her arm with the other hand, and touches her face from time to time, as if she got a treasure that she likes so much, she doesn't know how to play with it.

After Chen Tangtang touched his silky hair, he pushed him away mercilessly.

"It's all a misunderstanding..." She got up, walked a certain distance, and then turned to confess to him.

The Nine-Headed Insect raised his eyebrows, and he coaxed: "Tang Er, if it was a misunderstanding at the beginning, but now that the raw rice has been cooked, the misunderstanding has become fate, and the oath I made to you is From the bottom of my heart, didn’t you also make up your mind to be with me? You and I have the same heart and made a white-headed covenant.”

Chen Tangtang sighed.

It's such a troublesome and miraculous pill, it can not only make people have spring dreams, but also automatically complete the memory of loving each other, and even change people's hearts.

Chen Tangtang stared at Nine-Headed Insect without speaking.

He said helplessly: "You put on such a cold and indifferent appearance that is far away from others. Could it be that only when you are under me can you express your love more straightforwardly?"

"You were wrong, all wrong." Chen Tangtang was about to tell the whole story.

But Nine-Headed Insect quickly wrapped the quilt around his lower body, and stepped forward to block her.

Chen Tangtang retreated.

"Tang'er!" He said eagerly, "I know your concerns, I know you think I'm a bad monster, but don't I promise? I will do everything you say."

Huh?

Seeing that Chen Tangtang seemed to be shaken, the Nine-Headed Insect took a step closer: "There is also the matter of the Halloween princess. I have never had a physical relationship with her. The two of us are only united in this way for the same purpose. Together, in fact, we are just allies, you know? For so many years, you are the only one who can make love in my heart."

His handsome face was full of nervousness towards her.

Chen Tangtang thought for a while and asked, "What are you going to do? What was your original plan?"

"I..." Nine-Headed Insect looked into the distance, and after a while, he turned around and said, "The two of us can't talk properly like this, let's go and change clothes together."

"Poor monk? Poor monk is fine."

The Nine-Headed Insect smiled softly and ripplingly, he clenched his fists and coughed, and said slowly: "But, I don't mind, I'm too hot to wear clothes just looking at you, let alone Your clothes are wet again, it makes me really want to put you..."

His lips touched his index finger lightly, and his dark eyes looked at her quietly.

Chen Tangtang's back felt cold, and he immediately said: "Okay, change clothes."

"Tang'er is so good." He quickly stepped forward, took her hand, and said gracefully, "I know you definitely don't want to wear women's skirts, so I'll go and order them to prepare some cassocks."

"Amitabha, thank you."

He smiled: "If you really thank me...here..."

He pointed to his cheek: "If you really want to thank me, just kiss me."

Honey seems to flow out of the eyes.

This man has changed so much.

Chen Tangtang turned his head away, pulled out his hand, and hurriedly walked in front.

He followed her slowly, and said in a gentle voice: "Ignore people coldly, don't be like this, Tanger, you can hit me or scold me, just don't ignore me, alas, I think you were in bed , how enthusiastic you are, let me..."

He wanted to say some flirty words to tease her, but when he said this, his own face turned red first.

That spring dream was just his one-man show, Chen Tangtang didn't have the slightest impression, and naturally he didn't give him any response.

The Nine-Headed Insect let out a helpless "ah", he quickly stepped forward and took her hand.

Chen Tangtang looked back and glanced at him lightly.

The Nine-Headed Insect was helpless: "You have gone the wrong way, that is the bedroom leading to the Dragon King of All Saints."

Chen Tangtang stared at him: "Is the Dragon King Wansheng aware of what you and Princess Wansheng are planning?"

The Nine-Headed Insect nodded, but clenched his hand even tighter.

"Tang'er, I promised you that I will never lie to you about what I do in the future, but don't do dangerous things behind my back. If you question him now, you will only make yourself more dangerous."

Chen Tangtang looked puzzled: "Who said the poor monk is going to question him? The poor monk just..."

Her cheek was hot, and he pecked and kissed her.

His finger inserted into her fingertips, and said sweetly: "You made a mistake, from now on, every time you make a mistake, I will kiss you."

Chen Tangtang shook his hand, but found that their fingers seemed to be stuck together, and they couldn't shake them off.

Nine-Headed Insect looked down at her, and blew on her eyelashes.

"Don't try to get rid of me. This is just a small spell. If you want to learn it, I will teach you. However, it is only allowed to be used on me."

Chen Tangtang stared at him, helplessly said: "Shi..."

Seeing that he was about to kiss again, and he couldn't get rid of the dog skin plaster, Chen Tangtang had no choice but to hurry up and say, "Jiulang! Jiulang! Is it done?"

Nine-Headed Insect's eyes were full of smiles: "Yes, I heard that, Tang Tang'er."

It is too sweet!It's too numb!

Chen Tangtang: "You really don't care about Princess Wansheng, do you?"

He smiled: "Vinegar?"

Chen Tangtang: "...Go away."

He took her hand and kissed her lightly: "I said a long time ago that I only have you in my heart. As for the Halloween princess, she is just a partner. It just so happens that I will accompany you to find her later and tell her understand."

Chen Tangtang was shocked: "What are you going to do?"

He held her index finger in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Naturally, I have to take responsibility and marry you."

His words hit Chen Tangtang's forehead with a "bang", making her eyes stare.

"However, the first thing you need to do now is to change a dress. I don't want others to see your attractive appearance."

His fingertips lightly tapped her cheek.

Chen Tangtang muttered: "I don't know who said it was embarrassing."

"Ah, thank you Holy Monk for slapping me in the face and making me fully awake." His fingers brushed her eyebrows and caught a small fish that was trying to kiss her eyebrows.

With a shake of his hand, the little reddish-brown fish turned into a branch of peach blossom, he handed the branch of peach blossom to her, and said in a low voice: "It was you who let me know that life would be too depressing without love. "

Chen Tangtang: "...I wrote it down."

When you recover, I must tell you exactly what I said, and see how you react.

He smiled, as if he had guessed her intention, but still tolerated her.

He took her to a room where the clothes she needed were already placed.

Chen Tangtang looked at Nine-Headed Insect, and Nine-Headed Insect looked at her with a smile.

"Kuro."

"Ok?"

"Aren't you going out?"

Nine-Headed Insect smiled and said: "Oh, my Tang'er is shy, I don't want to leave you for a while, I want to keep looking at you, can't I?"

He acted like a baby to her seriously.

Chen Tangtang looked away.

"Okay, I'll go out, it's not that the two of us haven't been honest with each other, you are just too conservative."

Grandpa, who is so conservative that he dare not even talk about love?

Before he left, he also warned: "You must wear that cloak. After all, you are a mortal, unlike us monsters who often live in water. The material of that cloak can avoid water. When you walk in Bibotan , it can help you feel more comfortable."

"understood."

Nine-Headed Insect said sullenly: "Don't dislike me for being long-winded, I was not like this before."

With his hands behind his back, he walked out helplessly.

When Chen Tangtang changed his clothes and went out, he found that he was sitting on the doorstep, smoking a long-stemmed pipe. As soon as he took a cigarette, bubbles would bubble up from the pipe.

He looked at the maple leaves in the distance, with his forehead resting on the crystal pillar, and he was so absorbed in his thoughts that he didn't even know she opened the door.

Suddenly, Chen Tangtang seemed to sense something, and looked towards the path not far away.

She retreated into the palace and closed the door again, leaving only a small gap to peek in.

Chen Tangtang's intuition was really accurate, and after a while, a charming and beautiful woman came out slowly from that path, holding a small and exquisite incense burner in her hand, and the fragrance came with the water waves.

Holding the censer, Princess Wansheng stood pretty in front of the Nine-Headed Insect, and said with a half-smile, "I've seen the son-in-law."

Nine-Headed Insect nodded: "Princess Halloween."

Princess Wansheng covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly: "Oh, today's son-in-law is even colder than yesterday. Could it be that the old ones are forgotten when there are new ones?"

Nine-Headed Insect said: "You came just in time, I have something to tell you."

Chen Tangtang was shocked.

He won't really want to part with the Halloween princess, will he?There is a saying in the world: It is better to destroy ten temples than tear down a marriage.If the two are really separated, wouldn't it be the poor monk's fault?

Princess Wansheng smiled and said: "What's the matter, the son-in-law actually put on such a serious face? You pretended to be in love with me in front of outsiders, but why are you so indifferent when you get along in private?"

As she spoke, she leaned towards the Nine-Headed Insect.

The Nine-Headed Insect turned around and sat on the railing under the corridor, leaving her in the air.

He said lightly: "Princess Halloween, don't hurt your temper."

"You hurt your peace? I'm afraid it's the son-in-law who wants to tear his face first?" Princess Wansheng pinched her waist, pretending to be angry.

Nine-Headed Insect held a long-stemmed pipe and pointed in the direction of Halloween Princess: "You sent someone to watch me."

"Ah, you found out, that idiot." Halloween Princess turned her anger into joy: "I was just playing with you just now, aren't you really angry? As for surveillance..."

She twisted her sleeves and assumed the posture of a little woman: "I just want to know about my son-in-law, what's wrong?"

"Who told you, son-in-law, to be cold? We have been married for many years, and you have never slept in my bed."

Seeing that the Nine-Headed Insect was unmoved at all, the annoyance of the countless ministers under the skirt grew deeper, Wansheng Princess, she said coldly: "My son-in-law is cold-eyed at me, a girl, and turned her head to look at that bald-headed woman." The monk is gentle in every way, son-in-law, you are going too far, right? We are now known as husband and wife, and you are so unscrupulous, how can I behave?"

The Nine-Headed Insect said: "Oh, according to what Princess Wansheng said, then I have never been a human being."

Halloween Princess choked suddenly.

Nine-Headed Insect said coldly: "I don't care about your affairs, and you don't need to pay attention to mine."

Halloween Princess raised her voice: "How is this the same?"

The Nine-Headed Insect snorted: "It's different, you are merciful everywhere, and I am in love with one person."

Princess Wansheng blushed at being squeezed by him: "You are really crazy, have you forgotten the plan of the two of us? We stole the pagoda relic, stole the queen mother Ganoderma lucidum, and finally robbed Tang Seng. You said we did it for What is it!"

Chen Tangtang wanted to hear the plan clearly, so he put his ear on the door.

Nine-Headed Insect squeezed the straight-handled pipe and said: "There is no plan."

"What did you say?!"

He raised his head and looked at her calmly: "There is no plan, I will return the relic, and you will return the Ganoderma lucidum earlier."

Halloween Princess was so angry that her lips trembled, she couldn't figure out what was wrong with him?

"Are you really a nine-headed worm?" Princess Wansheng looked suspicious, and suddenly raised the incense burner and waved towards him.

Nine-Headed Insect calmly raised his pipe to block it.

The pipe and the incense burner almost sparked in the pool.

Halloween Princess stopped abruptly, but she still looked at Nine-Headed Insect with an unbelievable expression: "It's really you?"

The Nine-Headed Insect took a puff of the hookah.

She said softly: "It's not impossible for you to wash your hands in a golden basin, but what about Tang Seng? Tang Seng, how do you and I divide?"

Chen Tangtang hid in the palace behind the Nine-Headed Insect. She couldn't see exactly what kind of expression the Nine-Headed Insect showed after the princess said these words. She only saw Princess Wansheng holding her heart and taking a step back suddenly. , opened the distance from the Nine-Headed Insect.

"You..." Princess Wansheng paused for a moment, and then forced herself to suppress the guard on her face, and she showed a beautiful smile again: "It seems that Tang Seng is fascinated by you."

"Alright, you and I finally have common hobbies after the great cause. Since you and I have so much in common, why bother to separate?"

"What are you trying to say?" Nine-Headed Insect was impatient.

Princess Wansheng sighed: "Although you are here, your heart has already flown with others. If it were you in the past, how could you not understand the meaning of my words?"

"Hmph, speak directly."

"It's strange, but you never like to be straightforward. Can liking someone change your temper?"

Seeing that the Nine-Headed Insect was getting impatient, Princess Wansheng smiled and said: "We got together just to practice together. Now, you and I like the same person again. How about the three of us?" My skills will also improve faster."

Chen Tangtang was startled and almost bumped his head against the door panel.

Halloween princess, you monsters are really good at playing!

"No!" Nine-Headed Insect refused mercilessly with a cold face.

Princess Wansheng was even more depressed: "What? Could it be that you want to monopolize the holy monk?"

She sneered: "That depends on whether I agree or not."

Chen Tangtang, who was hiding behind the door, couldn't help touching his nose.

Provoking other people's husbands and wives to turn against each other, the poor monk is really guilty of a serious crime.

Nine-Headed Insect said coldly: "Everything... I can let it go, but she can't."

Halloween Princess: "I really didn't see that you are still an infatuated species!"

The Nine-Headed Insect stood up, and the monster power in his body surged: "If you insist on going your own way, then don't blame me."

Princess Wansheng's skill is not as good as that of the nine-headed son-in-law. She didn't dare to confront her head-on, so she had to say: "Are you serious? He's a monk! He's a man!"

The Nine-Headed Insect smiled: "Oh, so you thought she...heh."

Halloween Princess: "No wonder you disdain this princess, so you like men?"

Ah, so it makes sense, why her charm would have no effect on him at all.

The Halloween princess who was in a slightly better mood asked: "Since you are not satisfied with the solutions I proposed, what do you want to do?"

The Nine-Headed Insect was about to speak.

The entire Crystal Palace trembled suddenly, and an indifferent and arrogant voice came through the layers of water——

"Return my grandson's master!"

This kind of ruthlessness can be described as - gods block and kill gods, Buddhas block and kill Buddhas.