[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

After a while, Huangmei Patriarch's whole body was almost turned into a boiled shrimp, and his lower body was even more messed up. In order to maintain the remaining dignity, he had to put his legs together and lie on his side on the ground.

Even so, he still refused to admit defeat, and continued to say: "What a Tang monk, you can protect yourself from being caught by me, or I will repay you a thousand times and a thousand times for today's humiliation!"

The poor monk is so scared.

Chen Tangtang kicked him expressionlessly.

The yellow-browed patriarch Gulugulu who was tied into a cocoon rolled a long way, his pale yellow hair covered with grass clippings and dirt.

Bystander: "..."

Damn it, is Tang Seng so cruel?

Sun Xingzhe rubbed his stomach and stood up: "This medicine is still useful."

Chen Tangtang nodded slightly, and said calmly: "Go and feed your junior brother medicine, this monster will be dealt with by the teacher."

Sun Xingzhe's lips moved, and he walked towards Bajie and the others with a strange expression, and took the pills for them one by one.

Ao Lie covered his stomach and said to Sun Xingzhe: "You are so useless, you actually want Master to take action."

Sun Xingzhe shook the jade bottle in his hand: "Are you sure you want to say such things to the person who controls your life and death?"

Ao Lie: "..."

Ao Lie: "I was wrong, big brother, big brother, you are the best, please give me the antidote!"

After he swallowed the elixir, he muttered again: "Eldest brother's mind is really small."

Bajie chuckled: "You really don't remember to fight, what are you doing all the time provoking your brother?"

His line of sight passed Sun Xingzhe, and finally landed on Chen Tangtang, who was teasing the yellow-browed patriarch with a dog's tail.

"I really didn't expect the master to be like this..." Bajie raised his eyebrows, and then smiled helplessly, "No matter what, he is our master."

"Ah-"

Chen Tangtang couldn't help but sneezed, she touched her nose.

"Stay away from me!" The yellow-browed patriarch didn't look like a monster king. His forehead was sweating, his face was flushed, and his body kept rubbing on the grass, trying to stay away from Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang touched his neck with the dog's tail grass.

He shivered violently.

"roll!"

"Amitabha, benefactor, refrain from impetuosity and anger."

"You!" Huangmei Patriarch really didn't know whether to cry or get angry.

He gritted his teeth and glared at Chen Tangtang, but Chen Tangtang was indifferent.

"It's very good, it's very good! You tied me up like this, gave me that kind of medicine, and you actually want me to stop being angry? You're going too far!"

"Is it too much?" Chen Tangtang blinked and smiled innocently, "But, doesn't the benefactor still want to kill the poor monk and his disciples?"

The yellow-browed patriarch snorted coldly.

Chen Tangtang sighed: "Sometimes the poor monk feels that the poor monk is really at a disadvantage. You all want to eat Tang monk's meat or want the poor monk's life. Shouldn't the poor monk be allowed to resist a little?"

"Resistance?" Huangmei Patriarch gasped, "What exactly do you want?"

Chen Tangtang brushed the dog's tail grass across his ears.

His entire face was turning purple.

"Let me tell you, I'm not easy to bully, you think I'm..."

Chen Tangtang rested his cheek with one hand and stared at him seriously: "Say it."

She looked at him like this, no... her body was just...

He curled up his body with a "whimper".

Chen Tangtang tilted his head.

It looks a little pitiful, did the poor monk bully him?

Amitabha, Amitabha.

"The poor monk didn't bully the benefactor, did he?"

Seeing him lying on the ground and not speaking, Chen Tangtang secretly reached out his hand to touch his hair. The light yellow hair seemed to be faded by the sun, or silk drawn from syrup.

The yellow-browed patriarch who was originally drooping suddenly opened his mouth and bit her finger suddenly.

Chen Tangtang didn't seem to react.

The yellow-browed patriarch's eyes flashed with predation, and he bit it down!

"Squeak-"

A tooth-piercing voice sounded.

"What's the matter? What happened?" Bajie immediately rushed over, and when he saw the situation clearly, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Chen Tangtang stared at the yellow-browed patriarch with a bitter face and couldn't help but said, "Does the benefactor really want to eat Tang monk's meat? But the poor monk is very hard."

The front teeth were all broken.

Even though Huangmei Patriarch suffered physical and mental blows, he still struggled to protect the last trace of his dignity.

"Who wants to eat your meat! Bah--my ancestor, I can't fall with a golden gun!"

Bajie covered his mouth: "Why do you monsters really believe..."

As he spoke, he kicked Huangmei Patriarch.

Bajie is really listless, the place where he kicked happened to be the lower three roads of Huangmei Patriarch.

I only heard the yellow-browed patriarch groan in pain and joy with an "ah woo".

"But, damn it! Don't let me see you again... Ahhh—"

Bajie withdrew his feet and said with a smile, "Oh, I'm sorry, my feet slipped, but who told you to bully our master?"

The yellow-browed patriarch wanted to curse.

When did he bully Tang Seng!You are blind, you didn't see that she was bullying you!

He was hot and uncomfortable.

Chen Tangtang suddenly asked: "Who sent you here?"

Patriarch Huangmei's heart skipped a beat, and he said in a rough voice, "Who can appoint me? My king just wants merit, and wants to increase his mana!"

Bajie smiled: "Speak softly, do you want me to kick you again?"

The yellow-browed patriarch looked at him tremblingly.

OK, count you very much.

He rolled his eyes, and immediately said: "Since it has already fallen into your hands, you can make an agreement, how can you let me go?"

Everyone looked at Chen Tangtang.

Bajie smiled: "Since he is Master's prisoner, it is up to Master to decide."

The yellow-browed patriarch wrinkled his whole face together.

Why is he so unlucky? Didn't Tang Seng be easy to catch?Everyone else caught him right, so why did he gnaw on a hard bone!

"I agree." Sun Xingzhe said lightly.

"En." Sha Wujing said.

Ao Lie said angrily: "Just now we were punished by the boss, Master, please don't be polite to him."

"Don't be polite to him." Chen Tangtang stroked his chin thoughtfully.

For some reason, facing this soft Tang Monk, Patriarch Huangmei suddenly felt chills down his spine.

The Nine-Headed Insect walked behind Chen Tangtang, lowered his head, and whispered to her. While talking, he also glanced at the Yellow-browed Patriarch, just like a little treacherous minister who specially gave bad ideas to the Hunjun.

hateful!

Tiger fell and Pingyang was bullied by dogs!

"Oh, so, um...so that's how it is..."

However, while Chen Tangtang was listening, she kept making various noises, as if she was pressing him on the cutting board, and wanted him to listen to her discussing with others how to eat him.

Damn!

If he hadn't sneaked out, wouldn't it be...

A sudden regret welled up from the bottom of his heart, intertwined with the raging flames in his body, burning his eyes red and exhausting him physically and mentally.

"Okay, that's the decision." Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and said to him seriously, "Amitabha."

The Yellow-browed Patriarch sneered: "Are you still a monk? What about your compassion? Just like this, you still have to go to get the scriptures. I think you are dreaming!"

Even if he was still stubborn, he couldn't hide his increasingly erratic sight and his increasingly heavy breathing.

Chen Tangtang squatted down again, put his hand on his head and rubbed it lightly: "I'm sorry, if the benefactor can promise one thing to the poor monk, the poor monk will let the benefactor go."

He was really uncomfortable, so before she could speak clearly, he hurriedly asked, "What? Please explain clearly."

Chen Tangtang looked at the golden light in his palm: "If you are willing to convert..."

"Take refuge... take refuge... I take refuge in everything!"

Patriarch Huangmei's heart was completely relieved, he thought it was some kind of difficult test, but it turned out to be just this, he had already converted once before, so why not do it again.

However, just when he was about to humbly convert, Chen Tangtang suddenly let out a "huh".

"No, there is no need to convert."

As soon as Chen Tangtang grasped his hand, he said sincerely: "Thank you very much, benefactor."

"Huh?" Huangmei Patriarch was even more confused.

However, he didn't see that the merit in his body was moving into Chen Tangtang's body along the skin-to-skin contact with him, turning into golden light.

"What do you mean? Are you playing with me?" Huangmei Patriarch frowned, showing displeasure.

Chen Tangtang asked, "What is your background?"

Just as she finished speaking, an urgent voice suddenly came from behind——

"The Great Sage Hugh wants to do it!"

Why is this scene so familiar!

Sun Xingzhe held the Ruyi golden cudgel: "Ha, I didn't do anything."

The person driving Xiangyun was stunned for a moment when he saw the scene in front of him.

This is not the same as counting!

He scratched his fingers, only to find that he couldn't count anymore.

Chen Tangtang got up immediately, and respectfully said: "Amitabha, I don't know..."

Sun Xingzhe: "Master, this is the Buddha from the East."

The Buddha who came from the east is what the world calls Maitreya Buddha.

Chen Tangtang saluted respectfully: "I don't know why the Buddha came all the way from the east?"

The Buddha came from the east to look at the Monkey King who was standing by, and at Tang Monk's own disciple who was about to cry out of grievance.

Before he could open his mouth, he had a smile on his face: "Jin Chan, this is my yellow-browed boy. When I went out a few days ago, he rolled up my magic weapon and sneaked down the mountain. Hey, I must have brought it to you!" A lot of trouble."

Everyone, you look at me, and I look at you.

Ao Lie scratched his head, and said bluntly, "It doesn't seem to cause much trouble."

Maitreya Buddha smiled and said: "I understand Jin Chan's grievances. The magic weapon my apprentice stole is not ordinary, and it must have brought you a lot of trouble. How about it..."

Chen Tangtang wondered, "He doesn't have a magic weapon?"

"...I'll give you... what?" Mitreya paused.

Chen Tangtang said: "He gave medicine to the poor monk's apprentice and was tied up by the poor monk. He has never seen your magic weapon from the beginning to the end."

Don't be fooled by Porcelain.

Maitreya twirled his fingers, but he still couldn't figure out what happened between them.

what happened?

Now, nothing about Tang Seng can be counted.

After all, he was also a disciple under his sect, and he came down the mountain to rob Tang Monk, so why did he use the methods of ordinary people? It's really shameful.

Maitreya Buddha laughed and said, "It's good that the golden cicada is fine, so can I take my apprentice back?"

Sun Xingzhe said unceremoniously: "The Buddha who came from the east thought it was too simple, right? I was your disciple..."

Chen Tangtang glanced at him, and Sun Xingzhe stopped talking.

Maitreya Buddha had a look of novelty on his face, he had never seen the Great Sage Equaling Heaven listen to anyone so much.

"Of course you can take him away, and the poor monk has no malice towards him."

Yellowbrowed Patriarch: "..."

Binding, feeding drugs, threatening...you still call it harmless?

Maitreya Buddha nodded: "I can trust Jin Chan's character."

The Yellow-browed Patriarch shouted desperately in his heart: You guys have all been cheated!

"It's just that the poor monk has a small request," Chen Tangtang showed an embarrassed expression.

"Please say."

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and said in a low voice: "Can the poor monk touch your hand, the Buddha from the East?"

The yellow-browed patriarch suddenly raised his head.

What do you want to do to my master!

The author has something to say: the computer crashed halfway, and I was scared to death. I am really afraid that the chapters of this article that are being coded and the saved manuscripts of the newly opened article will not be able to open~