[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"Elder, I have brought the medicine."

As soon as Saburo entered the courtyard, he suddenly found that something was wrong with the atmosphere. Shiro and Goro, the two brothers who were always inseparable, stood a little far away now.

Saburo looked puzzled.

Chen Tangtang got up immediately: "Please benefactor."

Saburo smiled generously: "It's nothing, I blame me too, by the way, I also cooked a bowl of vegetarian porridge for the elder, I don't know if the elder is used to eating it or not."

Chen Tangtang: "The poor monk will like it."

Gemini, who always liked to play jokes, didn't say a word.

Saburo thought for a while, then stammered: "Well, fourth brother, fifth brother, the boss has something to do with you."

The two of them said "Oh" and walked out, they were always smart and didn't ask any more questions.

After the two disappeared into the dark cave, Chen Tangtang opened his mouth and said, "The benefactor just lied."

"Ah!" Sanlang was startled, the porridge bowl in his hand almost spilled.

Saburo's eyes deviated: "What is the elder talking about..."

Chen Tangtang said softly: "The benefactor treats people with sincerity, trust and kindness, and will not lie easily. This time it must be for the poor monk. The poor monk made the benefactor you violate the principles that he has always been. This is the poor monk's fault."

"No, no, no," he heard this, and hurriedly stepped forward, "Don't blame yourself like this, I did this... just for myself."

He nodded, showing a shy and gentle smile: "I do it for my own selfish desire."

Chen Tangtang pressed his heart, staring at him with clear eyes without blinking: "Isn't it really because of the poor monk?"

Saburo, who was forced to face her, was not good at lying, and did not want to lie to her, was suddenly speechless.

Chen Tangtang smiled, stretched out his hand and wrapped the bowl in his palm.

"I think……"

His Adam's apple was throbbing.

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "Sure enough, the benefactor will not lie."

His heart was suddenly empty.

Chen Tangtang looked at him seriously, and suggested: "I think the benefactor is different from your brother, and has a heart of kindness. I wonder if the benefactor is willing to convert to my Buddha?"

Saburo let out an "ah".

"What are you doing?"

A voice suddenly sounded.

Sanlang shook, and immediately turned around, trying to hide Chen Tangtang behind him.

Erlang leaned against the entrance of the cave, the scroll in his hand brushed across his face, he sneered and said, "Don't block it, you've seen everything you should see."

"Second brother, don't say it outside!" Sanlang stepped forward hastily.

Erlang glanced at him, and said inexplicably, "What did you say? You said you had a big heart? Or did you say that you were provoked by someone and you are ready to take refuge?"

Saburo's face became even redder: "Second brother, don't talk nonsense."

Erlang stared at Chen Tangtang, and suddenly said: "Your Buddhism is really powerful."

Chen Tangtang touched his nose: "Ashamed, ashamed, the poor monk is not good at learning."

Erlang: "I didn't praise you, why are you so modest?"

San Lang was really afraid that his elder brother would quarrel with Chen Tangtang, so he hurriedly pushed his second brother: "Second brother, let's go, don't you want to read?"

"Reading, what book to read, I'm afraid that if I read the book for a while, you will run away with others!"

The blush on Saburo's face spread all the way to his neck.

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and said, "If you become a Buddha with one thought, if the benefactor has such a heart of kindness, it will be a great kindness."

Erlang's eyes flashed, "By the way, don't I remember that there is an allusion in your Buddhism that a beautiful woman lures you into Buddhism? Why? This trick is going to be used on my brother?"

Erlang looked at Sanlang, frowned deeply and said: "Brother, she is not a good person, don't you know that the fourth brother and the fifth brother have already quarreled with the elder brother because of her?"

"What!" Saburo was surprised.

The seven brothers are siblings of the same mother. They grew up together and practiced together. It can be said that they have a deep relationship. Although they have different temperaments and hobbies, they have never quarreled over any matter for so many years.

Saburo lowered his head: "No, big brother won't, and fourth and fifth younger brothers won't either."

Erlang sneered: "Can I still lie to you? If you don't believe me, go and see."

Saburo nodded and left in a hurry.

Erlang looked at the monk who was sitting under the tree, eating porridge seriously, and his teeth could not help itching.

"Hey, you monk is still so calm?"

Chen Tangtang took a sip of the porridge, and after swallowing it, he said, "San Lang's benefactor's porridge is delicious."

Erlang couldn't help being a little proud: "Of course, my third brother..."

"No, who told you this!"

Erlang suddenly approached, grabbed Chen Tangtang by the collar, and lifted her up.

He pretended to be vicious, with a grin on his face.

Chen Tangtang looked indifferent, and let him carry it, holding the bowl in one hand and stuffing a spoonful of porridge into his mouth with the other.

She pursed her lips and said, "Amitabha, so kind."

Erlang stared at her lips stained with porridge.

White, pink, heart-pounding for no reason.

"Don't you admit that you deliberately provoke our brotherhood?"

Chen Tangtang sighed: "If you want to commit a crime, there is no reason to worry about it. Is it possible that the poor monk's smile is provocation?"

"Are you still stubborn?"

Chen Tangtang smiled slightly, licked the porridge left on his lips with the tip of his tongue, and said solemnly: "The poor monk's mouth is not hard."

Erlang's eyes froze.

...It's not hard, when the tip of the tongue licks it, the lips are still soft and sunken.

Thinking of this, Erlang suddenly shook his head violently.

Chen Tangtang protected his porridge bowl to prevent his fluttering hair from falling into it.

"Benefactor, benefactor, take it easy, the poor monk's porridge hasn't been eaten yet."

Erlang held his breath, but he couldn't use his hands.

He looked at her petite body, and suddenly said: "Do you really think I can't deal with you?"

Chen Tangtang took the opportunity to drink another spoonful of porridge.

Erlang directly put his hands away, and said angrily: "Eat, eat, eat, you will know how to eat, and you will die if you eat."

He took two steps back, frowned and warned: "I'll ask you again, will you stop?"

Chen Tangtang blinked innocently, and suddenly asked: "Poor monk, can I ask, what does the almsgiver mean by closing hands?"

"Does it mean to let the poor monk stay far away from Pansi Cave, or to let the poor monk get married or die, so that he can no longer cause trouble to your brother?"

"You want to leave? It's not that simple!" Erlang smiled sarcastically.

Chen Tangtang stared into his eyes: "Then the benefactor wants to let the poor monk stay?"

"I……"

A thought arises, the heart moves, the body moves, and the eyes move.

When he came back to his senses, he found that she still kept that inscrutable smile.

He was taken away by her again!

Erlang couldn't help feeling ashamed and angry.

With a livid face, he said: "Okay, since you are so stubborn, I will deal with you! I will not let you break the bond between us brothers!"

After that, he began to untie his clothes.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, she would have laughed out loud.

"Sir, what are you doing?"

Erlang's cheeks were hot, but he still said firmly: "I'll deal with you!"

His family's janitorial skills had to be undressed, but there was no other way, and he didn't want to do this either!

He unbuttoned his belt and tore off his shirt, revealing his white but well-defined belly.

Chen Tangtang looked away, and said in his mouth: "Don't look at injustice, and please don't mess with my practice."

Erlang was furious: "Where are you thinking! I want to tie you up and hang you from this tree, to see if you dare to tease me and my brothers again."

"Don't dare, don't dare."

She said she didn't dare, but that tone made him even more annoyed.

He's sticking out his stomach, and he's about to cum all over...

"Second brother!"

Erlang was startled, the spider thread just shot sideways and landed on her skirt, so white and eye-catching!

The next moment, the same spider thread entangled Erlang.

"You, third brother, what are you doing!" Erlang was both heartbroken and indescribably angry.

Sanlang supported Chen Tangtang, and looked at his second brother coldly: "Second brother, you have disappointed me so much. In short, I will not let you misbehave with the elder."

Erlang: "..."

Fuck!How did you know I was trying to cheat on her?No... no, I didn't!

Erlang: "Is that how you think about your second brother? Is your second brother like me?"

Saburo's eyes wandered, and he seemed to be a little hesitant.

Erlang breathed a sigh of relief.

That's right, if he, the innocent third brother, also suspects him, then he really needs to find a place to cry.

Who knows, the next moment, Saburo's expression became firm all of a sudden.

"Although the second brother holds a book in his hand every day, who knows what book the second brother is reading, anyway, I have never seen anyone who reads a serious book as fascinated as you are!"

Erlang: "..."

Apologize!Apologize to bookworms all over the world!

Sanlang helped Chen Tangtang quickly pass by the bound Erlang, "Go, Elder, I will take you away."

Chen Tangtang looked puzzled, but it was naturally the best choice to leave without any damage, but it was a pity that he failed to preach.

When Sanlang passed by Erlang, he couldn't help whispering: "Second brother, you really disappoint me."

Erlang gritted his teeth: "I didn't!"

However, those who listened to his explanation had already left.

When the two of them passed through the dark tunnel, Chen Tangtang suddenly asked: "Benefactor, what happened? Why are you so nervous?"

San Lang was silent for a while, and then said in a muffled voice: "The fourth, fifth and seventh brothers are all fighting for you, the elder brother said that we should just cut you up and let each of you take a piece."

Chen Tangtang: "So the benefactor can't bear it anymore?"

His face was hidden in the shadows, and he said softly: "Elder, don't be too kind to me, I'm also a bad monster, and I once thought about Tang Monk's flesh too."

Chen Tangtang recalled his proclamation in the hot soup, and said solemnly: "The poor monk tasted it, the meat of the poor monk is really not good."

Saburo: "..."

Is now the time to say this?

I don't know if it's because she got too close, all the hot air from her mouth was blown on his neck, Sanlang trembled, and asked involuntarily, "Isn't eating your own flesh considered breaking the precept?"

"Hmm..." Chen Tangtang thought seriously.

San Lang didn't want to talk about this anymore, he quickly pulled her out of the cave, and the warm sunlight fell on her body again.

Chen Tangtang narrowed his eyes and laughed.

Saburo looked at her bright cheeks and thought: They really are not the same, she is still suitable for living under the sun.

Chen Tangtang opened his eyes, the waves in his eyes were like water, clear and moving.

"What are you looking at?"

"I……"

"Go out and fight if you have the ability!"

Four figures suddenly shot out from the entrance of the cave, and several figures collided in the air a few times before standing up again.

Saburo took a closer look, but saw that those people were none other than his elder brother, fourth younger brother, fifth younger brother, and seventh younger brother, but each of them was covered with wounds and unkempt, and it seemed that they had risen from verbal conflicts to physical Conflict, and this conflict is not small.

Saburo's first reaction was to protect this conflict.

"Huh?" Da Lang turned his head and looked at the bald head protruding from San Lang's shoulder.

"They are about to run away and abandon you. Are you sure you want to fight me for her?"

Four eyes fell on Chen Tangtang's head in unison.

San Lang's face was ugly, he looked embarrassed, but he still insisted on saying: "Brother, can you stop embarrassing her, she has no malicious intentions."

Da Lang laughed: "Break up our originally harmonious brotherhood. Is this what you mean without malice?"

"I think, I'd better kill her directly!" Da Lang slapped Chen Tangtang with his palm.

The author has something to say: Chen Tangtang: ... Alas, the poor monk just said a few more good words in order to coax people to get the golden light. Why are you all like this?

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Thank you little fairy for the overlord ticket, hug your thigh and rub it~

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