[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Chen Tangtang muttered in a low voice: "Why so much smoke?"

Bajie whispered, "I'm afraid it's alchemy."

Elixir...

Chen Tangtang touched his sleeve subconsciously.

The Taoist priest standing in front of the big copper furnace has turned around completely. He is wearing a golden crown, his black hair is completely curled up, his face is like a crown jade, his eyes are like stars, and there are three traces of gold leaves on his forehead.

Chen Tangtang stared at his forehead for a while, and then said: "Old Immortal, the poor monk has asked for an interrogation."

Daoist made a sullen face, nodded coldly, then took out a few medicines from the stove, stuffed them into his sleeves, and brought them back to the hall.

Sanqing was worshiped in the hall, the Taoist first washed his hands and burned incense, and worshiped the statue of Sanqing before arranging everyone to sit down.

The priest was taciturn, but liked to listen to Chen Tangtang's speech, so Chen Tangtang had no choice but to talk about the events he and his party had experienced.

After listening, the Taoist priest said: "every bad luck turns into good luck. Teacher and father are blessed."

Ao Lie couldn't help it, and burst out laughing with a "puchi".

These two people obviously have Zhang Shengnen's good-looking face, but they call each other "old fairy" and "teacher father". What are they doing!

The Taoist gave Ao Lie a dissatisfied look, and shook the whisk.

"Ahem——" Ao Lie pretended to cough a few times.

Chen Tang asked warmly: "I wonder if I can stay overnight in Huanghua Temple?"

The Taoist priest nodded, "You can stay here with peace of mind. I'll instruct everyone to arrange meals for you master and apprentice."

After that, he stroked his whisk and left.

Sun Xingzhe immediately stood up and said in a low voice, "Master, be careful, this priest is a monster."

Ao Lie let out a sound of surprise, and Sha Wujing also looked at the elder brother.

Chen Tangtang nodded: "Master, I understand, you have to be careful about what he brings up later."

The apprentices and Nine-Headed Insect agreed.

After a short while, the Taoist master persisted in his whisk and came slowly.

"I have kept you waiting for a long time. This is the unique jujube tea in our temple. Please enjoy it. The meal will be ready in a while."

"Amitabha, I have troubled you." Chen Tangtang stood up and walked towards the Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest finally smiled at her indifferently: "The poor Taoist admires your determination, and you can persist in walking such a long way."

Chen Tangtang said modestly: "Without the company of the disciples, the poor monk might not be able to endure these hardships. Moreover, along the way, different countries have different scenery, and there are many kind-hearted people like you, so , and I don’t think it’s hard work.”

All the disciples: "..."

Master, are you guilty of saying this?Your luck is invincible along the way, how can you suffer hardships, the heavens can't wait to hold you in the palm of their hands and escort you to the west.

The boy distributed the jujube tea to several apprentices, but none of them drank it.

The Taoist priest turned his face coldly: "Could it be that the water in our temple is not good, so you don't drink it?"

Sun Xingzhe immediately said: "No, I have a bad appetite recently and don't want to drink."

Ao Lie followed immediately, making an excuse and said: "Oh, I ate something wrong recently, I was vomiting and diarrhea, I really can't eat."

Sha Wujing patted his naked stomach, gritted his teeth, and said, "I'm cold, I'm blown by the wind."

The Taoist priest cast his unkind eyes on Bajie, "Could it be that you also want to say that you are sick?"

Bajie smiled and said, "How could it be such a coincidence, everyone is sick."

The Taoist priest's complexion improved a little.

But Bajie said: "I just had a miscarriage, so I can't eat or drink casually."

"Squeak——" The legs of the mahogany chair drew white marks on the ground, and the Taoist priest looked at him with wide eyes.

But Bajie showed a sad and shy expression like a pregnant woman who just had a miscarriage: "Oh, I drank the water from the daughter's country by mistake, and if I didn't pay attention to maintenance after pregnancy, I lost my baby."

When he is stupid?

The Taoist priest snorted coldly: "You have had a miscarriage for a long time. Xiliang Daughter's Country is [-] miles away from me. Do you think you are pregnant with Nezha?"

Seeing that the Taoist priest seemed to turn his face, Chen Tangtang grabbed his hand and said in a gentle voice, "It's the poor monk's disciple talking nonsense. Don't be angry, the Taoist priest. Come on, let's go for a walk. The poor monk still wants to ask Your matter about alchemy."

The Taoist priest stared at the hand that was grabbed by her, but said nothing.

Chen Tangtang forcefully dragged him out.

Ao Lie didn't understand, so he asked, "What is Master doing?"

Bajie looked at the red dates in the tea bowl, and said calmly: "Probably... Master is going to trick the demon again, but what is in this tea?"

The nine-headed worm on the side said: "I'm afraid you don't know where this is? Who is this Taoist priest?"

Everyone turned their attention to him, and the Nine-Headed Insect regretted that Chen Tangtang was not there.

"This one is called the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord, also known as the multi-eyed monster. He has hundreds of eyes, and each eye can emit golden light..."

"Golden light?" Bajie interrupted him.

The Nine-Headed Insect didn't like him interrupting, but still nodded.

The four apprentices suddenly relaxed.

"Oh--"

"Then it's fine."

"I haven't seen anything more powerful than Master's golden light."

The Nine-Headed Insect was taken aback for a moment, but also recalled it.

That's right, showing off the golden light in front of Tang'er is the same as playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong's gate!

Several people put the added tea aside, talking and laughing, as if they were not worried about Chen Tangtang at all.

The two boys who were lying at the door and watching secretly had expressions of displeasure.

A boy asked, "Why don't they drink tea?"

Another boy said: "Poor monk, you must have never seen anything good."

"Hmph, they are still talking and laughing. They must have never seen the horror of the Demon Lord."

"I'm afraid that they'll be scared to death."

"That monk also dared to drag the Demon Lord."

"Although she looks better, but if you dare to disrespect the Demon Lord, the Demon Lord will definitely let her wait and see!"

"Oh, it's so beautiful..."

Here, Chen Tangtang dragged the Taoist priest into the yard, and smiled embarrassedly.

Daoist was taken aback, his angry face softened a lot in an instant.

"You don't want to ask me about alchemy, do you?" His eyes were like bright moonlight, straightforward and cold.

Chen Tangtang said softly: "You are really amazing."

He waved his whisk uncomfortably, "Tell me, what is it for?"

Chen Tangtang took out a silver pill from his sleeve, and said in a low voice, "I want you to help the poor monk identify what kind of medicine this pill is?"

She got three pills of different colors from the Taishang Laojun before, but she didn't know the effect. The yellow one was given to Honghaier, who directly called her daddy; Call her a lady, and now there is only one silver one left. What is the effect of this pill?Wouldn't someone eat her and call her a son?

Chen Tangtang's right thumb, index finger and middle finger were pinching the silver elixir. Against the silver light, her fingers looked white and tender.

"This elixir is not extraordinary." The Taoist priest looked at her, "Can I have a taste?"

Chen Tangtang smiled slightly: "I'm sorry, it has already caused a lot of trouble to give people medicine casually."

"Oh." The Taoist priest's eyes fell on the pill again, "This medicine should be non-toxic."

"Huh? Is the Taoist priest very good at poison?"

"Ah."

"Then what kind of poison can directly kill my disciple, presumably the Taoist priest is also very clear about it?"

The Taoist priest narrowed his eyes suddenly, and looked at her calmly.

Chen Tangtang smiled purely: "Taoist?"

The Taoist priest said coldly: "What you said is true, but there is one thing that Pindao wants to ask you about."

"Please say."

"What do you think of monsters? Can monsters and mortals be together?"

As he spoke, an intriguing smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Yes." Chen Tangtang's succinct answer hit the unsuspecting Hundred-eyed Monster's face directly.

He looked at her in surprise, and then his smile widened: "I really didn't expect..."

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "Although the poor monk is a monk, the poor monk knows that those who are destined should cherish the current fate. Although ordinary people don't live long, as long as people and demons are willing to be together, the poor monk will also give blessings."

"Okay, well said!" He smiled and put his hands on the skirt of his clothes, "Since you have said so, then I have no choice but to..."

He inserted four fingers into the skirt of his shirt and flipped it violently.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Why are these monsters always lifting their clothes!

However, she saw that his muscular upper body was covered with dense eyes.

Chen Tangtang couldn't take his eyes off her, and the hundred-eyed monster thought she was frightened, so he curled his lips coldly.

"Although you are very beautiful, I still don't understand how you have seduced all those in Pansidong. Heh, since you said that it's okay when the fate comes, then you can welcome your good days."

With great difficulty, Chen Tangtang tore his gaze away from him, and asked in confusion, "What do you mean?"

Baimuguai smiled: "Of course it means Tang Seng, get ready soon, you are going to marry soon! You can marry six or seven men at once, and all of them are handsome and extraordinary, even if you are a monster, you will not lose!"

"Oh." Chen Tangtang's expression turned cold.

"It seems that you agree."

"The poor monk disagrees."

"You!" The hundred-eyed monster stared, "It seems that you are going to toast instead of fine wine, watch the trick!"

As he said that, he pinched the front of his clothes with both hands, and opened his arms completely. The eyes on the upper half of his body were all opened, piercing with golden light.

"Haha, can you see how powerful I am? Are you going to catch me? If you wait any longer, your eyes will go blind!" The hundred-eyed monster was forcing a marriage, not killing someone, so he shone the golden light while observing carefully. Looking at Chen Tangtang's expression.

However, the golden light from his eyes was so dazzling that even he himself became dizzy after looking at the golden light for a long time, and couldn't see clearly.

With a "tsk", he turned his head slightly.

The eyes on the face are indeed not as good as the eyes on the body.

At this moment, his naked skin seemed to be touched by something hot, and then, as if his golden light had been exhausted, it flashed twice, and a "puchi" sound came from his eyes. There were several black smokes, and my eyes were blinded.

Hundred-eyed monster: "..."

He still kept opening his clothes and stood there, the wind was blowing by, and he couldn't help shivering.

Chen Tangtang, who stayed in place as if he hadn't moved from the beginning to the end, looked innocent, and asked him softly: "Is this out of gas? Or sick? Do you need help?"

Hundred Eyed Monster gritted his teeth: "Do you think this is a candle?!"

Chen Tangtang showed a gentle smile, and sighed softly: "Oh, you gave such a great gift to the poor monk, how could the poor monk not return something?"

not good!

The hundred-eyed monster was about to run, and glanced in her direction from the corner of its eye, but saw her suddenly raise her hands, and then, a dazzling golden light burst out from the shoulders of her hands, more and more golden lights, brighter and brighter. She rubbed her hands, and at the next moment, the golden light in her hands suddenly burst open, as if a second sun suddenly appeared here, and it exploded alive!

With a flash of bright light, his eyes were suddenly white, and then black.

His eyes were blinded!

As he was running, he bumped his head against the pillar because he couldn't see clearly, and fell to the ground with his eyes full of gold stars.

He heard her footsteps getting closer.

"You, what are you going to do!"

It has to be said that he was really scared of Tang Sanzang at this time.

Damn, why didn't those monsters explain clearly that Tang Sanzang was so difficult to deal with!

Chen Tangtang said apologetically: "I'm sorry benefactor, the poor monk forgot to remind you, but it's okay to say it now."

what?

The hundred-eyed monster looked blank, but his intuition told him that it must not be a good word.

She cleared her throat, and said solemnly: "Can you see how powerful I am? Are you going to catch me? If you wait any longer, your eyes will go blind!"

Hundred-eyed monster: "..."

This is sarcasm, right?This is a real mockery!She even used his words to mock him!

He really wanted to change back to his original shape and find a crack in the ground to get in.

"Brother?" Six voices suddenly exploded.

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