[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Very delicious!Very delicious!Very delicious!

The white fox's mind was immediately filled with these three words. Before he had time to think about it, he followed his instinct and bit the head of the little pink bird.

"Crack-"

The white deer kicked the white fox away one step too late, but the white fox covered his mouth and cried bitterly.

He mumbled: "This...what the hell is this...it's so hard, my teeth are broken!"

Bailu looked nervously at Chen Tangtang in his arms, and saw that she was still in good shape, not even a single hair had fallen out.

Bailu picked up Chen Tangtang and looked around in the sunlight. After looking for a long time, he finally found something wrong.

"Ah, the hair on the top of your head is squashed."

The white deer raised his index finger and carefully rubbed her flattened hair, then shifted his vicious eyes to the white fox, and said coldly: "It must be your fault, take your life!"

"Wow!" The white fox immediately screamed, "Don't, don't, I didn't, I didn't!"

He cried and pointed to his teeth and said, "Look, take a good look, I'm already like this, what else can I do! Don't be too biased!"

I saw his neat teeth shattered a semicircle the size of a bird's head.

The white fox held her cheeks and shed two lines of tears, "I have already received retribution, what are you going to do to me? Tell me some reason, okay, the hair on the top of her head was obviously pressed by you accidentally hiding in your arms." .”

Bailu coughed violently, "You're talking nonsense!"

Chen Tangtang glanced at Bailu quietly.

Bailu immediately said nervously: "Don't be afraid, I'll cook this fox right now as an appetizer for you."

The white fox immediately ran towards the pavilion, "Brother, calm down!"

Chen Tangtang flapped his wings and landed on the white deer's head.

Bailu's eyes were almost cross-eyed, and he kept rolling his eyes to look up.

Chen Tangtang tapped Bailu's head lightly, "He's right."

"what?"

"The hair on the poor monk's head was flattened by you."

White Deer: "..."

He lowered his eyes uncomfortably, "I'm sorry, how about I shave off my hair for you? Or do you want my blood? Reiki is also possible..."

"Amitabha, what kind of monster does the benefactor think of the poor monk?" Chen Tangtang patted his head again, "No, you just need to let the poor monk go."

Bailu laughed, but he looked a little tender, "Impossible, I won't let you leave me again, unless I die."

Chen Tangtang sighed, frowned and stared at the blood line on his feet.

Bai Lu chuckled and asked, "Why aren't you talking?"

Chen Tangtang pretended to be a bird and gave a "chirp".

"Ah," Bailu held his swollen face in admiration, and said obsessively, "The sound is also nice."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

"Eh? Concubine Ai? Concubine Ai? What's wrong with you? Why don't you speak?"

Chen Tangtang followed the sound and saw that the king of the bhikkhu country was shaking the white fox's shoulders violently.

Chen Tangtang: "Is this fox also a man disguised as a woman?"

Bai Lu nervously asked: "Did you take a fancy to his blood?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Is the poor monk a bloodthirsty maniac?What exactly gave you this impression!

Chen Tangtang gritted his teeth and said, "No."

"Then you saw his face?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Is it so scumbag to co-author the poor monk?It's either the blood of others or the face of others, right?

Chen Tangtang didn't bother to talk to him.

Bai Lu nodded to himself, "I understand, don't worry, I will fulfill all your wishes for you."

What a god wish, did the poor monk make a wish?

The white deer strode towards the king and the poor white fox.

When the king saw the white deer, he was overjoyed, "Come and see the head of the country, my beloved concubine doesn't know why she doesn't speak."

That's because he had a chipped tooth.

Bai Lu: "Oh, maybe the empress is sick."

"Sickness... By the way, before, the country's head said that he would treat the widow's illness, and the children who were used as medicine were ready. When will the country's head start?"

Ok?

Chen Tangtang froze his head.

At a glance, the king saw the white and pink bird on the head of the king.

"What is this? It looks quite clever."

The king reached for it directly.

The king is not serious or serious...

The white deer was startled, and immediately pointed to the white fox who was thankful that the king's eyes had shifted, and said, "Look, Your Majesty, Your Majesty is about to die!"

The white fox's eyes widened. He never thought that his good brother would sell himself for a bird!

But what else can I do?Brothers are like siblings...

The white fox immediately rolled his eyes and fell to the ground motionless.

The king exclaimed, and tried to lift the white fox clumsily, but the white fox was a man's weight, so he didn't lift it, and he missed it for a while, and smashed the white fox back to the ground with a "bang".

The white fox felt that he was going to be cold.

Seeing the white fox so miserable, the white deer couldn't bear to look at it.

Bai Lu: "Your Majesty's body, how can you be so tired? Let's wait for the palace servants to move away the empress."

The king said angrily: "I don't believe it, I can't even hug a woman?"

Chen Tangtang couldn't see it anymore, and said: "Amitabha, please forgive me, Your Majesty."

King: "Did the widow hear something just now?"

The white deer's eyes are turned upwards, less blue eyes and more white eyes, as if turned epileptic.

"Huh? Her Majesty! Are you going to be sick too?"

The king strode forward, as if he wanted to help the king sober up.

The white deer jumped three feet away, "No, no, the minister is very, very good, just now the bird on the top of the minister's head was talking."

The king said solemnly: "Well, the king's bird is above his head."

White Deer: "..."

Don't think you're the king, I won't kill you!

Kingdom Dynasty Chen Tangtang beckoned, he thought for a while, and imitated the tone of a harem woman teasing her pet: "Come on big baby, I'll take you to eat something delicious."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Why do you sound so perverted?

Chen Tangtang stared at the king with peasy eyes, but his body remained motionless.

Bai Lu showed a sweet smile and proudly said: "She only listens to me."

The king's expression was serious, and he ordered directly: "The widow is happy to see the bird, how about you dedicate your bird to the widow?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Don't you think your words are very thought-provoking?Your Majesty!

The white fox, who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, heard the king's words and suppressed a smile, but his body twitched a few times like a fish that was about to be dried.

Bailu lifted Chen Tangtang from the top of his head, and asked nicely, "Are you willing to follow Your Majesty?"

Chen Tangtang thought to himself: If he said yes, would he untie this bloody rope?

Thinking of this, she said, "Okay."

There was a look of novelty on the king's face, "This bird is not a learner, but a little baby who can think for itself. It's really interesting."

Bailu smiled at Chen Tangtang, "I will fulfill your wishes."

He respectfully said to the king: "Your Majesty, this bird is tied to my blood. If it is given to His Majesty, I must not leave it at all. I hope His Majesty will make it happen."

"Blood connection?" The king scratched his temples and stared at the white deer meaningfully, "I really didn't know that the head of the country had such a function."

Bailu choked hard.

"The minister didn't..."

The king waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay, you can also accompany my beloved concubine in the palace, oh, and there are other important things like medical treatment."

Chen Tangtang: "I don't know what illness your majesty has?"

The king said carelessly: "Ah, it's nothing, it's just not lifting."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The poor monk had never seen such an informal king.

"Then why use children as medicine?"

King: "I don't know, the king said he would do it."

So, king, are you a fool?What the head of the country asks you to do?

Chen Tangtang glared at Bailu.

Bailu immediately said in a low voice, "It's okay, it's okay not to use those children, they are just a means to lure you to appear."

Hey?

Bailu smiled slightly.

Chen Tangtang's back felt cold, and he looked away.

The king was dissatisfied and said: "Didn't the head of the country say that the medicine should be used for children? Why is this not necessary?"

Bailu pointed to Chen Tangtang and said, "With this spirit bird here, we can use better medicine to induce it."

The king's eyes lit up, and he looked at Chen Tangtang expectantly: "Baby, tell me quickly, what can you do?"

Tang Monk... Meat?

Bai Lu quickly replied: "This bird is transformed by the aura of heaven and earth, and the purest and most spiritual aura is in her throat."

The king and Chen Tangtang turned their heads to look at him at the same time.

The king asked curiously, "Do you want the widow to kiss her deeply?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Fuck off!

Bailu's face froze for a moment, as if he didn't expect the king to think of this, he said stiffly: "Of course not."

"Oh..." The king didn't know whether it was regret or happiness.

Bai Lu: "Just need her to spit into your medicine, Your Majesty."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

king:"……"

The white fox hammered the ground hard, almost laughing out loud.

Great, his brother is really good, he can coax this bastard king into a daze.

The king smashed his mouth and said bluntly, "Okay, then do it like this."

Unexpectedly, His Majesty the King would be so happy, and Bai Lu had the illusion that he had lost in a trance.

"Cough, that's good, then tomorrow, the king, you can drink the medicine."

The king was a little excited, however, within a short while, his attention was on Chen Tangtang.

He looked at Chen Tangtang eagerly, and squeezed a grape to tease her.

After Chen Tangtang went through this incident, he found that the king of the bhikkhu kingdom seemed to be a stupid king with a lot of strength but a weak mind.

She flapped her wings, and her chubby body rushed towards the king.

Surprised and delighted, the king quickly opened his arms.

However, she just passed his eyes, and then stayed on his shoulder.

The king froze, he could feel the small but steaming body leaning against his shoulders, this feeling was even more comfortable than Aifei!

The king immediately turned his head and said to the white deer, "Master, let's sleep together tonight!"

White Fox: "..."

Inexplicably feel that there is some green on the top of my head?

Bailu's face twisted, "Your Majesty, isn't it good?"

The king looked sideways at the little bird, and said softly, "But the baby is so cute, and the widow wants to sleep with her."

It turned out that he was the one attached, but if he slept with Jin Chan...

Bai Lu's face turned red all of a sudden, he turned his eyes away and let out a soft "hmm".

Because of the angle, in the eyes of the white fox, the scene is that the king proposed to sleep together, and the white deer shyly agreed.

Mom!It turned out that his brother was Duanxiu!

Say it earlier!If I knew the two of them would have changed, he would enter the palace and become the head of the country himself, and he would still enjoy the delicious food and drink the spicy food!why now...

He subconsciously raised his hand and touched his head. Although there was nothing on the top of his head, he felt that he was about to be pressed down by the hat.

His movement was so big that it attracted everyone's attention.

The king suddenly realized that he had been busy playing with the birds just now, but he forgot to let someone carry his concubine.

"Cough, Concubine Ai is awake, how is your body?"

"My concubine, take good care of yourself."

"In a while, the widow will ask the imperial doctor to come and treat the concubine."

White Fox: "..."

How dare you stop teasing the bird and say something to me, hello!

The white fox's eyes turned to the bird, which looked plump and tender, and its mouth was full of saliva again.

Alas, how can this bird taste delicious?

Do you want to steal it behind your brother's back?

However, the bird is a bit hard...

The white fox thought about it carefully, what can a bird do?The bird hardening just now is probably an illusion deliberately created by Bailu, in order to make him not eat birds.

This is too much!

Well, that bastard His Majesty can give it to you, no matter what the bird needs to be bitten by him.

The white fox made up his mind and immediately suggested: "Your Majesty, I heard that you will sleep with the king at night, can I join?"

The stinky white fox covered his mouth with his sleeve so that His Majesty would not see his ridiculously broken teeth.

Bailu stared at her, "What kind of words are these!"

However, the bewildered king smiled and said, "It's ok, let's make it more lively."

Bailu covered his forehead.

It's over, I don't know what rumors will come out tomorrow, his reputation for thousands of years will be ruined in one fell swoop.

However, if I can sleep with Jin Chan... Hey, it's so exciting to imagine.

Bai Lu couldn't help laughing, a blush flew across his handsome face, and he gave Chen Tangtang an affectionate glance with a smile on his face.

Chen Tangtang only thought of himself as a blind bird.

Chen Tangtang can only say that when it comes to the matter of being slept together——

The noble group is really chaotic, please don't add the poor monk!

The author has something to say: When I read the original work, I always felt that the white deer might like to be green, otherwise, why did I have to send my favorite white fox to the king, but I just watched eagerly as the head of the country?

Bhikkhu country, the white fox's spirit has changed~