[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Are you kidding me?

Taibai Jinxing looked at Chen Tangtang with a smile and said, "Then, which one do you want to choose?"

"Poor monk..."

Taibai Jinxing smiled softly: "Could it be Sanzang, are you still hesitating?"

Chen Tangtang nodded: "The poor monk is hesitating whether to choose one or two. After all, they all need to ask others for help."

Taibai Jinxing showed a slight smile: "Okay."

"You need to know that your choices may determine the dangers you encounter on the way to learn the scriptures."

Chen Tangtang casually said: "Then choose the second one, I hope the Supreme Lord can give you a few Great Dream Resurrection Pills."

Taibai Jinxing nodded: "So, Sanzang, please continue to move forward. The fate between you and your apprentice is right ahead."

"Amitabha, thank you."

Taibai Jinxing waved its tail, and led Kui Mulang to board the white crane again. At this moment, the king, queen, and all civil and military officials of Baoxiang Kingdom rushed over. Seeing such a miracle performed by Taibai Jinxing, they knelt down immediately on the ground.

"Holy, holy monk!" Chen Tangtang, the dynasty of the Baoxiang Kingdom, praised.

Chen Tangtang quickly helped him up, and said in his mouth: "You are serious, the poor monk is just a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, who is going to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures."

The king was more respectful.

"The holy monk is too modest. Before the monster came to the palace and cast a demonic spell to capture us and serve him. Although we couldn't help ourselves, we all saw it clearly. How dare the monster turn you into a woman, holy monk? Intending to insult in a cage is really a heinous crime!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

"No, no, there is no such thing. Probably you are mistaken."

The king took Chen Tangtang's hand and muttered, "Don't be modest, we have seen everything today..."

What's wrong with the poor monk being modest?

"Come here, let's hold a banquet. Today, I want to have fun with the holy monk."

Before having fun, please speak clearly with the poor monk.

"Amitabha, poor monk..."

The king held Chen Tangtang's hand directly: "By the way, where is the holy monk's document?"

Chen Tangtang instantly remembered the important tasks on his body, so he took out the certificate. The king used the jade treasure from Baoxiang Kingdom to cover the painting certificate, and invited her to have a drink together.

Chen Tangtang refused: "Poor monks don't drink alcohol."

"Holy Monk, this is just plain wine."

Chen Tangtang shook his head: "Amitabha, I can only disappoint His Majesty's kindness."

The king sighed: "The holy monk is indeed a holy monk. However, it will be inconvenient for the holy monk to go on the road alone. It is better for the widow to send a few followers to go with the holy monk so that they can take care of you on the road."

Chen Tangtang was about to resign, when suddenly a guard came to the hall to report.

"Your Majesty, there is a woman outside the palace who claims to be the third princess who was kidnapped by monsters."

The wine glass in the king's hand fell to the ground with a clang.

"The third princess..." The king stood up against the table, "Does she have a certificate?"

The guard presented a golden lock and said in his mouth: "She said that as long as His Majesty sees this, he will understand."

The king caught a glimpse of the golden lock, and couldn't help trembling. He covered his face in pain and said, "My son...is really the princess of the widow, so hurry up and invite her to the palace!"

The guard responded and stepped back.

Three princesses?Isn't it a man disguised as a woman?

Chen Tangtang rubbed his chin, but he didn't understand what kind of tricks Baihuashuo was trying to do.

With the sound of "Following the princess, go up to the hall", Bai Hua, wearing a veil, walked up to the hall shyly.

She pressed her hands in front of the skirt, her steps were light and slow, and there were only small waves on the hem of the skirt.

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom wiped his tears violently: "The princess of the widow is finally back, but you were driven away by that vulgar monster?"

This is too much, Mu Kuilang is not vulgar, not only not vulgar, but also too beautiful.

Bai Hua shyly covered her face with her hands, and said in a low voice, "Daughter... daughter..."

Before he could say anything, he began to cry.

The king also stepped down from the throne, and the father and daughter cried together.

"It's okay, it's okay, everything is in the past. Didn't an expert make a fortune for you in the past, saying that you should have this precept in your life, as long as you pass this precept, everything will be fine."

The king patted her on the shoulder distressedly: "Besides, that expert also said that you will marry a saint in the future. You see, the saint monk from Tang Dynasty is here now, and the emperor will make decisions for you." of."

The king and Baihua turned around in shame, and stared at Chen Tangtang without blinking.

Chen Tangtang was a little confused: "..."

Why does the poor monk feel as if he has been sold out?

King: "Holy Monk, you see, this is also God's will."

Chen Tangtang was puzzled: "God's will? What kind of God's will?"

She looked at Bai Huaxie, Bai Huaxie lowered her head shyly with spring on her brows.

Is there something wrong?

Chen Tangtang got up and looked at the king: "Amitabha, I don't know what your Majesty means?"

The king brought Bai Huayu to Chen Tangtang, smiled and said: "The holy monk doesn't know something. The widow's third princess was weak and sick when she was young. At that time, an expert came and made a fortune for the third princess, saying The fate of the three princesses is unusual, there will be a calamity in the future, but as long as they pass this calamity, they will have a smooth life and marry a saint."

"Look, isn't it a catastrophe to be snatched away by a monster? Isn't it a marriage for you to meet a holy monk? So, holy monk, destiny cannot be violated." Tang Tang leads.

God willing?This Bai Huaxie is a man, you think she is a woman is just a spell cast by her!

Chen Tangtang looked at Bai Huaxie, Bai Huaxie's eyes flickered, but he refused to meet her eyes.

Chen Tangtang always felt that he had accidentally fallen into the trap of this man who looked exactly like him.

Chen Tangtang resolutely said: "It's absolutely impossible, it's absolutely impossible, the poor monk has decided to serve the Buddha wholeheartedly, I'm afraid I will reject this good intention."

"Holy monk!" The king persuaded: "This place is far away from the Western Paradise, and there are countless monsters and ghosts. If the holy monk cherishes his life, then don't go, just return to the vulgar here, and the widow will marry you the jewel in my palm. If you are the son-in-law of the widow, I am afraid that the position of king of Baoxiang Kingdom will be your son-in-law in the future."

Terrible, even the consort was called!

Chen Tangtang shook his head quickly: "No, no, how can a poor monk enjoy the Buddha's shade and a holy family do such a thing? No, absolutely not!"

Chen Tangtang refused without mercy, and the king of Baoxiang Kingdom, who has always been aloof, couldn't help being angry.

"Okay, you monk seems to be toasting and not eating fine wine!"

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together: "Amitabha."

"Okay, the widow will fulfill you, come here..."

"exist!"

"Pull this stubborn and stinky monk down, right there..."

Seeing that the feast turned into a feast of killing, Bai Huaxuan suddenly and terribly shouted: "Father!"

The king of Baoxiang Kingdom was taken aback.

Bai Hua shyly tugged at the king, and said something in a low voice. The king's complexion changed from being ugly at the beginning to seeing a little improvement, then to helplessness, and finally he could only sigh: "If this is the third princess's choice, the widow also... oh- —”

The king waved his sleeves: "You step back."

The guards who were going to arrest Chen Tangtang all bowed their heads and retreated.

Bai Hua threw herself on Chen Tangtang in shame and fear, looking around to see if she was injured.

Chen Tangtang held his hand that was fumbling around, stared at her calmly, and said indifferently: "The poor monk is fine."

Baihua's shameful eyes are full of shame and embarrassment, but they can't help but overflow with spring~tide.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

He actually used the poor monk's eyes to make this look.

The king put his hands behind his back and said with a straight face: "Okay, since it is the plea of ​​the third princess of the widow...Holy monk, don't blame the widow for not giving you a chance."

The king said coldly: "The princess wants to follow you and serve you all the way. Have you figured out what to do?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Want to understand what a ghost!

The princess is not worried about her chastity, but the poor monk is still worried about his own!

What was even more frightening was that the poor monk had exactly the same face as him. As soon as he walked out, wow, the princess is actually a man, and the monk is actually a woman.

Chen Tangtang simply had a headache.

But seeing the way the king blew his beard and stared at his eyes, it seemed that if she didn't agree, he could kill her on the spot.

Forget it, let's talk about things on the road.

Chen Tangtang sighed: "That's how it is, the poor monk is going on the road today."

Baihua let out a shy "ah".

The king also said: "What's the hurry, the third princess has left her hometown, and I still have to prepare something for the third princess."

Because the poor monk always felt that if he slept here for one night, he might lose something.

This time, no matter how threatened by the king or how much Baihuasha tried to persuade him, Chen Tangtang remained unmoved.

It was impossible to really kill this eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty, so the king of Baoxiang Kingdom had to agree.

After eating, Chen Tangtang and Bai Huashou packed up and set out on the road.

Chen Tangtang didn't want anything, the two could only rely on their feet to climb mountains and ridges.

Along the way, Baihuaxi kept reminding me——

"Wrong, elder, the direction is wrong."

Chen Tangtang changed direction, but was stopped by Bai Huashuo again.

Bai Hua was ashamed and helpless: "Elder, can't you walk in a straight line? Why do you have to turn around?"

"Does the poor monk have corners? The poor monk does not."

Hundred Flowers Shame: "..."

Now you can find the source of your loss.

However, Baihuashou couldn't stand Chen Tangtang's constant getting lost, and Chen Tangtang couldn't stand her attire either.

Chen Tangtang couldn't help but said, "Isn't the benefactor a man?"

Bai Hua blushed in embarrassment: "You, do you want to see it?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

roll!

Chen Tangtang said calmly: "You obviously have the same face as the poor monk, but you are wearing a skirt and hairpin. The poor monk feels a little uncomfortable."

Bai Hua sighed in disappointment: "So that's the case, then wait for me in the next town."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

What the hell are you disappointed in!

When the two arrived in a town, Chen Tangtang found a noodle stall for alms, but Bai Hua went to nowhere.

The owner of the noodle stall: "You monk is really good at almsgiving. My noodles are the best in town."

Chen Tangtang nodded and said: "Amitabha, the fragrance of the boss's house is very different. This kind of fragrance will definitely make the gods jump over the wall."

A man with his back to her froze suddenly.

Unfortunately, Chen Tangtang didn't notice it.

The owner of the noodle stall laughed and said, "I just like an honest monk like you. Here is a bowl of noodles for you."

The corners of Chen Tangtang's mouth were raised, and a gentle smile appeared.

The owner of the noodle stall touched the back of his neck and couldn't help muttering, "You monk looks really good-looking."

Chen Tangtang ate the noodles calmly, looked at the green hills in the distance and said, "I don't know if the benefactor knows where the front is?"

The owner of the noodle stall glanced up and said, "Oh, that's Pingdingshan, the elder wants to visit there?"

Chen Tangtang asked: "That's the west side."

The noodle stall owner nodded: "That's the west side."

"That's it," Chen Tangtang said with a smile, "The poor monk is going to the West to learn scriptures."

The boss snorted: "You were the one who couldn't tell the difference between the south, the south, and the north, right?"

How can monks say they can't tell the difference between east, west and north?The poor monk just went out to follow the fate.

"If you really want to go, I advise you to stop thinking about it."

Chen Tangtang was puzzled: "Why did the benefactor say that?"

The boss said: "This mountain is not an ordinary mountain. There are two goblins in the mountain. The goblins live in the lotus cave. They are really capable. Our town can live in harmony with those goblins only by offering sacrifices every year."

worship……

Chen Tangtang recalled the scene where he was dressed as a bride and enshrined to his disciples.

Alas, where is the so-called opportunity?Is it in the mountains ahead?

Chen Tangtang was about to put his palms together, but suddenly found that he was still holding a rice bowl in his hands.

To let go or not to let go, that is the question.

"Elder? Elder?"

Chen Tangtang suddenly came back to his senses: "Monster... what do you want to offer?"

The boss said: "It's nothing more than some wine and meat, oh, and seasonal melons, fruits and vegetables."

This is strange.

"Don't they eat people?"

The boss said: "Yes, it is true that they don't eat. Monsters don't eat people just like ordinary people don't eat meat. Probably these monsters are vegetarians."

It was the first time for the poor monk to see a vegetarian monster, so he really had to experience it.

"Thank you benefactor, the poor monk will pray for you."

The boss laughed: "Haha, what's the matter!"

As he said that, he stuffed Chen Tangtang with two more biscuits: "Save it and eat it slowly on the way, but listen to me, I'd rather take a detour than provoke monsters!"

Chen Tangtang said "Amitabha".

It was too late for the boss to stop him, and the poor monk had provoked countless monsters along the way.

Chen Tangtang was walking on the road with two warm mustaches in his mouth, but suddenly he saw a crowd of people in front of him, and a group of people seemed to be watching something.

"What happened?" the passer-by asked.

"It seems to be robbing people."

"What! Stealing people!" Passers-by rolled up their sleeves eager to fight against injustice.

"Oh, what, I robbed a monk."

"Snatch the monk?"

"Yep."

"Bah! I can't bear it anymore. It's been a long time? Or are all the women dead? If the women are gone, there are still men. Why are you robbing the monk?"

"What do you know? That monk gave birth to a little girl, with bright red eyebrows, so handsome."

Chen Tangtang raised his hand and touched his forehead.

"Besides, I just saw that she was dressed as a woman and walked into a dead-end alley, and when she came out, she turned into a monk. I am afraid that the young lady who escaped from marriage and eloped deliberately dressed as a monk."

"It's impossible to do this if you have a brain hole?"

Passers-by were chattering, but Chen Tangtang covered himself and chased after him.

She saw that Bai Huaxiu was being held down by two strangely shaped men, and another man was comparing her face to a portrait.

"Hi, are you a monk from the west?" The person holding the portrait asked with narrowed eyes.

"Hey, big brother, you said it the wrong way." The shy man who pressed Baihua reminded him in a low voice.

The elder brother coughed: "I know, ahem, you are a monk from the West Paradise?"

Hundred Flowers Shame: "..."

Mad is retarded!

The two men who were shy by pressing Baihua also showed expressions that couldn't bear to look directly at them.

"Brother, I came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and went to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures."

The eldest brother said solemnly: "I know...ah, are you?"

Hundred Flowers Shame: "..."

I have been measuring portraits with you for a long time, but haven't measured them yet?

However, why did these deformed monsters look for Jin Chan?

No, Jin Chan cannot be allowed to fall into their hands.

Bai Huaxie immediately said: "That's right, it's me... erh poor monk!"

The eldest brother shook his head: "Not like."

The one who was ashamed by Baihua couldn't help it: "Brother, I'll take a look."

He took a look at the portrait and couldn't help but say, "Brother, you've got it upside down!"

Eldest brother: "I'll tell you how the monk's bottom looks weird."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

What's so strange about the poor monk? Hey, please explain clearly.

The eldest brother turned the painting upside down and nodded: "Yes, it is him, quickly grab it and present it to the two kings, the kings can wait to eat the Tang monk's meat!"

King?Tang monk meat?

You are also monsters, right?

"Yes, yes, yes, I hope that the king will give us a little bit to taste."

"Let's go!"

A few monsters got rid of Bai Huashou, dragging her legs and raising her head.

Everyone in the town was watching the excitement, and no one stepped forward to stop it.

Chen Tangtang stood there with a puzzled expression on his face.

In the past, that layman Zheng said that the meat of the poor monk was used to strengthen the yang, and the two monster kings named the meat of the poor monk... Wow!

Moreover, these little monsters are also vying to eat the poor monk's meat... Wow!

Co-author of this monster in the hole is full of impotence?

Is this an ancestral fault of monsters?

Tsk tsk, monsters are really not easy.

Chen Tangtang followed quietly.

I saw the three of them leave the town, and when they walked into the mountains, they turned into even weirder monsters. However, the few of them carried Baihua to shame one person, and even chanted——

"One two one! Work harder! Hey hey! Don't let go!"

It doesn't look like moving another person is simply moving a mountain, right?

Chen Tangtang hid behind the tree and couldn't help thinking: The bodies of these monsters are really weak, don't they have bad kidneys?No wonder they want to eat the meat of the poor monk.

These monsters look pitiful, why don't the poor monk give some meat?In the past, there was a Buddha who sacrificed his life to feed an eagle, but now there is a poor monk who cut his flesh to become stronger...

At this time, the three monsters threw Bai Huaxie to the ground.

"Damn it, it's too heavy, isn't it? Is this monk eating a weight?"

"Yes, it is heavier than an elephant."

The eldest brother asked with a puzzled look: "Could it be that he is too heavy, but we are too weak? Could it be that the previous one spent too much time with Hu Meizi, which made him lose his strength today?"

How can a man admit that he can't do it?Neither do male monsters!

A monster shouted: "No, of course not, I know!"

Another monster patted his chest and promised: "I can control a hundred girls at night!"

"Then I'm afraid you're going to die from exhaustion," the eldest brother said angrily. After all, no male wants to be inferior to other males in this aspect. "Stop talking nonsense, move quickly, the king is waiting for you!"

The three of them struggled to move up the mountain with Bai Huashuo.

Perhaps it was Bai Huaxie's weight that had already occupied all their attention, so they didn't notice that there was an identical Tang Sanzang following behind.

"By the way, why didn't you see this monk and those four apprentices?"

"Didn't Your Majesty say that you would eat those four disciples together?"

"Is monkey head and pig brain stewed in one pot?"

Chen Tangtang looked surprised.

It turns out that the king of your family is already so seriously ill?Need so much tonic?

They continued to move forward, but a thick fog suddenly blew in the distance, covering the figures of the people in front.

Chen Tangtang chased after a few steps, but found that he had lost his footing.

The vast fog, the vast forest, the vastness... the ability to recognize the way, really drove her to a dead end.

Chen Tangtang had no choice but to wander around in the foggy forest.

After walking not far, she suddenly heard someone shouting: "Help! Who will save the poor!"

Chen Tangtang didn't react, but the cries for help became more frequent.

"Elder, elder, save me! Save me!"

In the thick fog, the poor monk saw no one, how did you see the poor monk?

Chen Tangtang searched in the direction of the sound, only to see a slope.

"Excuse me, is the Taoist priest at the bottom of the slope?"

"Yes, trouble, I'm right below."

Together, you can see the poor monk across a slope?

Although Chen Tangtang was full of doubts, the person in front of him was the only clue, so he carefully slid down the slope.

When she slid to the bottom, she saw a Taoist priest wearing a star crown, a feather coat, and cloud shoes.

I saw that his right leg was dripping with blood, as if it had been broken.

"Amitabha, the poor monk actually saw that the Taoist priest was in such a catastrophe."

The Taoist raised his head and asked in a low voice: "The elder is really compassionate. He came down in person when he heard my call for help. I accidentally fell and broke my leg while walking in the mountains."

Chen Tangtang suggested: "How about a poor monk carrying you?"

The Taoist was stunned for a moment.

He originally planned to deceive people in this way, but when he saw this thin monk volunteering, for some reason, he couldn't bear it.

The author has something to say: Someone: lost again

Chen Tangtang: Whenever a poor monk gets lost, he will meet a beautiful man

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What are you all looking forward to, the car last night was not bound for the zoo~