[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

It was the first time that Jin Jiao encountered such an embarrassing scene, but for...

He sneaked a glance at Chen Tangtang, gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and sold his younger brother.

"Brother! You're delirious again!" Jin Jiao jumped onto Yin Jiao who was standing under the branches and leaves.

"Huh?" Silver Horn was confused.

Jin Jiao dragged and pulled his younger brother behind the branches.

The two stood in the dark, and Yin Jiao asked in puzzlement, "Brother, what's wrong with you? Ah, why are you vomiting blood? Who is so bold that he dares to fight you?"

Yinjiao rolled up his sleeves as he said that, as if he wanted to avenge his brother.

Jin Jiao quickly wiped away the blood on the corner of his mouth, and looked at Yin Jiao sincerely: "Brother, how do you think I treat you normally?"

Yinjiao said awkwardly: "Brother, why are you asking this?"

"You said."

Yin Jiao curled his lips: "What are men talking about these mother-in-law and mother-in-law?"

He suddenly seemed to think of something, and couldn't help pressing his index finger on the peak of his lips.

man room...

His face was complicated for a while.

Why would he do that to a monk!

"Bah, bah, bah!" Yin Jiao spat desperately on the ground, as if he wanted to get rid of some kind of smell in his mouth.

Jin Jiao looked at Yin Jiao with a complicated face: "Brother, I'm sorry, anyway, you are a god in the sky and a monster in the ground, you are not easy to get hurt, and you get better quickly when you get hurt."

"Huh? Brother, you..." Before Yinjiao could finish his sentence, a fist came flying towards him, hitting his chest hard.

"Pfft—" Silver Horn vomited blood.

Jin Jiao supported Yin Jiao with a panicked face: "Brother, brother, are you alright?"

Yinjiao lowered his head to look at his chest, then looked at Jinjiao fearfully, and asked Chi: "Brother, are you my real brother?"

A trace of guilt appeared on Jin Jiao's face: "For the sake of brother's happiness, I have wronged you, brother."

"Huh?" Before Silver Horn figured out what happened, Jin Jiao had already taken him out.

Jin Jiao limped and walked extremely slowly. He brushed aside the branches and leaves, and when he saw Chen Tangtang's figure, his eyes suddenly warmed up.

"Elder, elder, I have already heard about what happened just now, I have really wronged you, elder."

"Ah?" Yin Jiao's mouth was still bloodstained, he looked at his brother inexplicably, and followed Jin Jiao's words to Chen Tangtang.

Yinjiao's pupils shrank, and he said in a complicated tone: "It's you?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

What's your tone?The two of us were standing together just now, and you didn't remember anything when you turned around?

Jin Jiao let go of Yin Jiao's hand, quickly took a step forward, stopped in front of Chen Tangtang, and said in a sad tone: "Elder brother is like a father, I blame me for not teaching my younger brother well, making him so indifferent. , Alas, we have lost our parents since we were young, and my younger brother has become like this because of his lack of upbringing, I hope the elders will not blame him."

Jin Jiao pressed the corners of his eyes, pretending to wipe away tears.

Silver Horn: "..."

Have we ever had parents?Aren't we transformed by the aura of heaven and earth?

Brother, I almost don't know you anymore.

Is it because of this monk?

Yinjiao stared at Chen Tangtang coldly, his eyes were full of anger, but he didn't know whether he was angry at her for taking away his twin brother or angry at his brother for taking her attention away.

Chen Tangtang glanced over the two of them, and still couldn't help wondering: "Are you two twin brothers?"

Yinjiao was holding a breath in his heart, unable to vomit or swallow, so he said angrily: "Not only are you ugly, but your eyes are not good either!"

Jin Jiao turned around and slapped him, and reprimanded sharply: "How did you talk? Just talking to your brother's savior like this?"

"what?"

"Quick! Apologize to the elder!"

Yinjiao glanced at Chen Tangtang, pursed his thin lips, and did not speak.

Jin Jiao sighed: "Elder, look..."

Chen Tangtang said with a cold face: "The Taoist priest doesn't have to be like this, the poor monk didn't want you to punish your younger brother."

Anyway, the poor monk himself had already beaten him.

"Amitabha, you must forgive others and forgive others."

After the beating, it will be cleared!The poor monk is indeed a generous and good monk.

Jin Jiao said softly: "Thank you, Elder, for your understanding. Now that the night is dark, and the Elder is delicate and expensive, how about sleeping in the wilderness? Why don't the Elder follow us back to the cave and take a rest?"

Yinjiao suddenly turned his head to look at Jinjiao, and deliberately dismantled the stage: "Brother, have you forgotten Tang Sanzang you tied in the cave?"

The smile on the corner of Jin Jiao's mouth froze.

Chen Tangtang was shocked: "What do you mean by that?"

"I..." Before Yinjiao finished speaking, he suddenly found himself speechless.

It must be the spell cast by my brother!

Jin Jiao lowered his head and said softly: "I have something to tell the elder, and I hope the elder will not mind my concealment. I really have difficulties."

Yinjiao: "Uh-uh--"

Chen Tangtang thought a lot, and said coldly: "What are you hiding from the poor monk?"

"Actually..." Jin Jiao turned around, and his whole appearance changed instantly.

His eyelashes fluttered slightly, and he slowly opened his eyes. His right eye was golden, and his left eye was silver.

Seeing his brother revealing his true face, Yinjiao changed himself, and changed back to his real appearance. The difference from Jinjiao was that his right eye was silver and his left eye was golden.

The two stood together, with exactly the same handsome face, and the same different-colored eyes, they were really beautiful in the sky, which is rare in the world.

Jin Jiao said softly: "Actually, the two of us brothers are monsters in the Lotus Cave on this mountain."

He lowered his voice, as if he was ashamed to talk about it: "Ordinary people call us the King of Golden Horn and King of Silver Horn, fearing that we will die of fear, but in fact, we have not done anything harmful to nature."

Silver Horn: "..."

Brother, you are really enough.

He quietly watched his brother pretend to be pure.

Jin Jiao scratched the back of his head and showed a gentle smile: "This time we invited that holy monk to come here because we just want to listen to Buddhist teachings."

Silver Horn pouted.

Only a ghost would believe such a nonsense reason!

Chen Tangtang: "..."

This is the first time that the poor monk has heard that monsters want to listen to Buddhist teachings. Do you think the poor monk will believe it?

However, the most important thing right now is to stabilize these two monsters first, and then take the opportunity to rescue Baihuaxiu.

Chen Tangtang nodded, his eyes were pure and kind: "Oh, so that's the case."

Silver Horn: "Huh? Huh? Huh?"

The ghost appeared.

Jin Jiao also breathed a sigh of relief: "Elder... come to our cave to rest for a while, and I will send the elder down the mountain tomorrow."

It's another matter to coax the elder to the site first, whether to send him down the mountain or not, after all...he also wants to spend more time with her.

Jin Jiao seemed to be on fire in his heart, dry; but she was like a puddle of water, cool, he could only calm down by looking at her, but if he was too far away, this feeling The suppressed impetuosity will counterattack even more violently, causing people to burn into flames.

Ah, this is probably the feeling of friendship.

Friendship fart!

Yinjiao watched the interaction between the two indifferently, and saw that his brother was like a pug, pawing at the monk, circling around him, wagging his tail, making ugly appearances.

Hmph, what you're talking about is friendship, but isn't it actually coveting others?

My brother is really worthless, what kind of beautiful fairy is there in the sky, so I have to find a monk?I'm afraid that the fire in Taishang Laojun's furnace burned my brain!

Yinjiao stared at Chen Tangtang's beautiful side face under the moonlight, covering his conscience.

Hmph, she doesn't look very good either!

Jin Jiao, who was chatting with Chen Tangtang, suddenly looked back at his younger brother.

Yinkaku's back stiffened, and he looked away in a panic.

I didn't look at that monk!

Golden Horn coughed.

Silver Horn twitched.

Well, well, you let me see this, brother, don't regret it.

As for, how would he make his brother regret it?Silver Horn still hasn't figured it out.

Yinkaku slowly turned his head back and clenched his fingers tightly behind his back.

Jin Jiao met Yin Jiao's gaze and quickly winked at him - "Go back and drive away all the little monsters in the cave!"

Yinjiao's eyelids twitched.

Brother, you are probably squinted by the beauty, no, no, no, she is not pretty, not pretty, not pretty...

Jin Jiao coughed a few times in a hurry.

Yinjiao had no choice but to turn around and cast a spell, and quickly returned to the cave.

Hearing the sound of coughing, Chen Tangtang asked warmly: "The elder is physically impaired? Why do you keep coughing?"

Jin Jiao hurriedly clutched his chest and said, "This is an old problem of mine. I cough at night, cough, cough, cough——"

Chen Tangtang's face was concerned, but he was thinking in his heart - did he say he wanted to eat Tang Sanzang's meat?My body is so weak, I probably need to eat more to make up for it.

In other words, most of the monsters that the poor monk saw along the way were adult monsters, and children had never seen monsters at all. It can be seen that most of the monsters are infertile and have low fertility. Vibrant style.

Thinking of this, Chen Tangtang couldn't help feeling sorry for these monsters who couldn't function.

If it can make the poor monk feel no pain, it is not impossible for the poor monk to sacrifice some flesh.

It's so pitiful... The male monster must be very fragile when he encounters such a thing, and the poor monk should pay attention to his speech.

Chen Tangtang looked at Jin Jiao with more compassion and pity in his eyes.

Jin Jiao was a little confused.

Something seems wrong?

As long as she looks at herself, though.

When the two returned to the entrance of the cave, they saw a mess outside the Lotus Cave, with crumpled shoes, hats, clothes and so on all over the floor.

Yinkaku was waiting outside the cave with his arms folded, but when he saw his brother, he just raised his chin.

Golden Horn: "..."

Tell you to drive away the little monster, do you really need to drive away?With so many thousands of people fleeing through the entrance of the cave, there might be a stampede.

Jin Jiao shook his head and closed his eyes, as if he couldn't see the mess on the ground, he smiled at Chen Tangtang: "Please come in, please come in."

Yinjiao glared at Chen Tangtang, those beautiful eyes of different colors were not intimidating at all, but seemed to wink at her.

Chen Tangtang hadn't made a fuss yet, but Jin Jiao put on a straight face and reprimanded him: "It's outrageous, is this how you treat your elder brother's friend?"

Silver Horn snorted.

friend?Do you regard her as my sister-in-law?

Jin Jiao seemed to understand the meaning in his eyes, and blushed.

"Elder, hurry up, let's go into the cave..."

Regardless of the literal meaning or the sound, your words make the poor monk want to beat you up!

Hold on first, hold on first.

Determined to break into the enemy's interior, Chen Tangtang followed the two into the cave.

Jin Jiao arranged a room for her, the room was very delicately furnished, it didn't look like it was for guests to stay overnight.

Jin Jiao smiled gently, with a gentle light in his eyes: "This is my bedroom, I'm going to squeeze in with my brother, I hope the elder won't dislike this place."

Chen Tangtang had more important things to do in his mind, so he said, "Can the poor monk go and meet...that holy monk?"

How did these two monsters mistook Bai Hua for a poor monk, but regarded the poor monk with the exact same face as an ordinary monk?

Jin Jiao said: "Of course, it's just that it's too late tonight, I'm afraid the holy monk has already fallen asleep, how about tomorrow?"

The poor monk is afraid that you two will eat him as supper.

Chen Tangtang nodded: "Tomorrow is also possible."

It seems that the poor monk is going to act secretly tonight.

After Chen Tangtang watched Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao leave, he stood at the door and eavesdropped.

Sure enough, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao stood at the door and talked about something.

Yinjiao: "...it's already tied up, why doesn't brother go and have a look?"

Jin Jiao: "No time, brother, don't you see that brother is busy?"

Yinjiao: "Oh! Are you busy flirting with monks?"

Jin Jiao: "Ahem, brother, don't talk nonsense! Then why doesn't brother go to see it?"

Yinjiao: "I heard that the monk has a spell that can be passively cast. Anyone who sees Tang Seng's face will fall in love with Tang Seng at first sight! I will never fall in love with the monk! I don't want to see it!"

Yinjiao said again: "Hmph, I'm afraid that the monk will come to Yin, I didn't even look at the portrait, what the old gentleman gave me, I just gave it to those monsters."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Nonsense, poor monks don't have such shameful spells!

Jin Jiao: "It's not that exaggerated, is it? Where is that portrait now?"

Yinjiao: "It seems to have been taken away by little monsters."

Jin Jiao: "What about Tang Monk?"

Yinjiao: "It's tied in the dining hole. However, the little monsters said that it seemed that when they lifted her up, they dragged her because it was too heavy. They didn't pay attention for a while, and they fell on their faces."

Chen Tangtang touched his face subconsciously.

Amitabha, I am sorry to the benefactor.

The author has something to say: Yin Jiao glared at Chen Tangtang, those beautiful eyes of different colors were not intimidating at all, but seemed to wink at her.

translation:

Yinkaku cast a wink at his sister-in-law.

Golden Horn: I feel a little green on my head.

Sun Xingzhe: Bah!