Writing is not easy these days
Chapter 1 He is here
Slender fingers quickly slid the scroll wheel on the mouse, Mrs. Bian frowned, quickly read today's comments, and sighed deeply.
Netizen: Xiaojiali commented on "Death Punishment and Sad Love": I don't understand the purpose of the author to yawn every time he puts Xiaogong next to him.
First floor: [Netizen] Garlic Tuo: The visual attack will amplify the move, and the double dragon will send it to the sky.
Second floor: [Netizen] Passerby A: +1
Netizen: Little Apple commented on "Capital Punishment and Abuse of Love": Visually, the author is a pervert, and he lacked parental love since he was a child.hehe.
First floor: [Netizen] Garlic Tuo: If you don't like it, don't spray it. I didn't force you. A normal person would come here?
Second floor: [Netizen] Passerby A: +1
Netizen: Da Ding Ding commented on "Capital Punishment and Abuse of Love": The author, let me confess to you, please use Gatorade plus Wangzai milk enema tomorrow!There are surprises!
First floor: [Netizen] Garlic Tuo: Enema is life-threatening, everyone scolds for wasting drinks.
Second floor: [Netizen] Passerby A: +1
……
That's all, after closing the webpage, Mrs. Bian opened the document, pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose, and began to write today's brainstorming.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!--"
Suddenly, the deafening smirk of the little girl came from the living room, Mrs. Bian's fingers resting on the keyboard suddenly stopped, and the resentment accumulated for a long time finally rose from behind the glasses.
Having been interrupted so many times, Mrs. Bian gritted her teeth unbearably, and decided to go and see what program was so funny...
"Crack!" Closing the laptop abruptly, Mrs. Bian rushed out of the room heartbroken.
It's also time to teach that little sister with a weird smile a lesson.
"Laugh a little!!" Taking off her glasses, Mrs. Bian turned her body to block in front of the TV, and put on a hideous face to her sister, "Look at you, a girl with two What does it look like with legs on the armrest of the sofa? How is the sitting posture more lewd than Luke... You should be educated!"
Turning her throat in a timely manner to seal the word "slutty" that was about to burst out, Mrs. Bian licked her lips, and silently breathed a sigh of relief in her heart.
Just now I almost used a misnomer to say that my sister is lewd...
"Huh?" Bian Kong tilted his head, stuck out his tongue and licked the index finger covered with biscuit crumbs, and looked at Mrs. Bian with a puzzled expression, "Who is Luke?"
His expression froze, Mrs. Bian's eyelids twitched involuntarily, and then she remembered that Luke was a cannon fodder in his oral essay.
Speaking of which, Mrs. Bian is stationed in an unknown small website to write articles. Since the first publication of the "Capital Punishment and Abuse of Love" at hand, it has been praised and abused one after another. It is rising steadily, becoming a yellow model on the cusp of the storm.
Many netizens said that this article is very unique.
Although he has been taking the heavy-tasting route, to be honest, this is the first time for him to try such a super-large-scale essay. Every time he writes, he is still a little shy.
Thinking of this, Mrs. Bian couldn't help lowering her head, her cheeks blushed, and she raised her hand to scratch her hot scalp.
"Yes, it's one of my classmates... hey! Anyway, girls don't sit like this!" Mrs. Bian approached her sister with a frown, and slipped a piece of biscuit from her hand, "Also, can you turn down the volume of your laughter? Dot? What are you laughing at?"
"Hahahaha!! Hahahaha!!" Bian Kong suddenly grinned, his eyes popped out horribly, pointing at the TV, his throat kept making that kind of sound that ordinary people couldn't make.
"This, this person, hahahaha!!! He, he just asked another person, hahahaha!! How to turn a small cup of Coke into a big cup? Hahahaha! Hahaha! Another, another person said he didn't know, This, hahahaha, this person, this person said hahahaha! Say, hahahaha! If you say it, use the small cup as a big cup! Hahahaha..."
"..."
Expressionlessly wiped away the biscuit crumbs sprayed on his face, Mrs. Bian patted Bian Kong's shoulder lightly, with a gloomy expression, "Go to bed early."
Frustrated, she went back to the room and locked the door. Mrs. Bian sat down at the computer desk, raised her chin, and stared at the large paragraph of text on the screen.This interruption made Mrs. Bian forget all the things he had just thought about. The flickering cursor made Mrs. Bian irritated for a while, and there were a few bursts of laughter outside the door from time to time, which disturbed his heart even more. Messy.
Otherwise, let’s break this game and write another one...
Suddenly, the words on the screen suddenly rotated strangely.The person who was in a daze was startled suddenly, and closed his eyes forcefully, but he felt dizzy for a while, followed by a pain in his head, and his consciousness completely disappeared...
When he opened his eyes again, his goal was the ceiling of his own house. Mrs. Bian bounced off the floor like an electric shock, and the scene in front of him made him open his mouth inadvertently.
In front of the computer desk, a long-haired man was sitting noble and elegantly on a swivel chair, resting his cheek lazily with one hand, and sliding the mouse on the table with the other, his lips were slightly raised during the browsing process, and there was an expression between his brows and eyes. A vague interest.
Mrs. Bian was stunned by the handsome and resolute side face in front of her. She couldn't make a sound for a while, and could only swallow her saliva at a loss.
"woke up?"
The sudden voice was tainted with a smile of unknown meaning. The man turned the chair and faced Mrs. Bian who was on the ground, still in a domineering and noble posture with one hand resting on his chin.
"Who are you?" Mrs. Bian moved back involuntarily, tensely straightened her body, her glasses hung crookedly on the bridge of her nose, and her eyes kept drifting towards the door.
Bian Kong, is Bian Kong okay...
"Don't worry, she's already asleep." The man seemed to see Mrs. Bian's worry, he stood up suddenly and walked in front of him, squatted down slowly, straddled his lap, and grabbed the person who was trying to struggle back .
"What are you going to do..." Already feeling the oppression of this person on her body, Mrs. Bian frowned, thinking about how to take her sister and escape.
Is it a robber?
"Well... you are so thin and delicate, why do you always write me that kind of muscular type?" Squeezing Mrs. Bian's chin and lifting it gently, the man smiled and slowly pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose. Right, "Huh? Why?"
Mrs. Bian looked at the man in bewilderment, turned her head aside, and tried to remove her chin.He vaguely felt the man's fingertips start to rub against the edge of his cheek, and a feeling of imminent disaster followed.
"What... are you talking about..." Frowning in distress, Mrs. Bian didn't understand the man's meaning at all, she was only thinking about how to get out, although he felt that the man didn't seem to be too hostile, but...
"Let me tell you, you look gentle, but you think quite well..." The man stared at Mrs. Bian for a while, "You're perverted."
The corner of Mrs. Bian's mouth twitched, her eyes suddenly noticed the computer on the table, and a chill ran down her spine.
Did he... read my article? !
"Yes, it's over." The man seemed to see Mrs. Bian's thoughts again, narrowed his eyes maliciously, leaned into Mrs. Bian's ear, and said in a low voice, "Not only did I finish reading it, I also often do that ..."
oh! Fuck!
After listening to the man's words, he immediately began to struggle violently. Mrs. Bian realized that she seemed to have encountered a pervert, and it was over.
He has seen those eighteen banned movies, and he doesn't reject some heavy tastes, but he can't imagine what will happen if this kind of thing really happens, let alone he has a younger sister, he...
"Why, don't you like it?" The man tilted his head seemingly innocently, and easily pressed Mrs. Bian's thumping limbs firmly, "It's okay, just like what you wrote, it might be a little uncomfortable at first, I will really like it more and more in the future.”
Staring at the man's ghostly smiling face, Mrs. Bian frowned tightly, feeling more and more frightened.
No, writing rules, I really don’t have S’M tendencies, my God, I’m an older young man who hasn’t even kissed a small mouth...
"Don't do that." Bowing his head and thumping vigorously twice, Mrs. Bian arched her stomach upwards forcefully, gritted her teeth, sweat dripped from her forehead, but she couldn't shake the man in the slightest, "Let go!"
"Look, how easy it is to press with your physique." The man loosened his restraint on Mrs. Bian, but still sat on him with his arms crossed, curled his lips in some complaints, and muttered, "Those muscular men It's really..."
Seeing the man let go, Mrs. Bian straightened her upper body and stared at him nervously, "Who are you? Where did you come in? If you want money..."
"Adair."
"What?"
Mrs. Bian looked at the man in bewilderment, and just as she was about to finish what she said earlier, the man rushed at him again as if angry, and pushed him to the floor.
"I said I'm Adair, don't you understand?" The man lowered his voice, and the air around him immediately took on a hint of danger, "Isn't the protagonist in the story you created?"
oh... you lied to me...
Mrs. Bian closed her eyes without hesitation, her teeth began to chatter, and she whispered to herself softly, "Please wake up quickly, please wake up quickly, please..."
"Open your eyes."
Mrs. Bian paused for an irresistible command tone, then frowned, and continued to whisper, "Wake up, wake up..."
"It seems that you are not obedient?" Clamping Bian Tai's two arms as thin as a bamboo pole with one hand, the man's free hand fell to his waist and stopped, threatening, "Treat the disobedient People need to use some quick and effective methods.”
"and many more!"
The waist was straight when the man's hand just touched, Mrs. Bian opened her eyes as if she was dead, looked at the "self-created" person in front of her, and smiled wryly, "Brother, are you kidding me? I know it's bad for me to write that kind of stuff, but... are you making a mistake?"
"No." The man's face fell down, his face was full of displeasure, "I was doing something when I was suddenly sucked here by a force, just in time to see you lying on the ground. I saw the story described on that computer, and it looked very familiar. "
Mrs. Bian stared at Adair dumbfounded, speechless.
Seeing his lips parted slightly, the soft hair on his forehead stuck together by cold sweat, with a pitiful look on his face, Adair suddenly raised his hand, touching the edge of Mrs. Bian's lower lip twice with the fingertip of his thumb , continued, "Later, I thought about it, and it turns out that I am the protagonist in this story, and you, the author of this story, are the one who created me. Let me just say, why do I still do it when I feel disgusted? That kind of cruel thing, the ones trained are all muscular men I don't like."
Mrs. Bian gasped, and then suddenly noticed that the man's attire, the gorgeous cosplay-like attire, really didn't look like what a normal person would wear at night, and he still had long hair.
"So it's you." The man smiled slightly, the corners of his mouth raised, accompanied by a chilling chill, "Did you write all my experiences, you dark guy..."
"No, it's not..." Mrs. Bian wanted to try her best to excuse herself, but the force restraining her body was all reduced.
With a smile on his face, the man took out a small black leather whip tied together from his waist, and pressed it against Mrs. Bian's chin, "Come to play."
Mrs. Bian turned pale in an instant, shook her head, and backed away trembling.The man smiled and waved his hand, and the delicate black leather whip hit the wall with a crisp "pop" sound...
The author has something to say:
Opened a new article_(:з"∠)_
Bad 2015 forgive me for suddenly disappearing and coming back, sorry! ! QAQ has this manuscript, please feel free to jump into the pit, I love you. (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭
Netizen: Xiaojiali commented on "Death Punishment and Sad Love": I don't understand the purpose of the author to yawn every time he puts Xiaogong next to him.
First floor: [Netizen] Garlic Tuo: The visual attack will amplify the move, and the double dragon will send it to the sky.
Second floor: [Netizen] Passerby A: +1
Netizen: Little Apple commented on "Capital Punishment and Abuse of Love": Visually, the author is a pervert, and he lacked parental love since he was a child.hehe.
First floor: [Netizen] Garlic Tuo: If you don't like it, don't spray it. I didn't force you. A normal person would come here?
Second floor: [Netizen] Passerby A: +1
Netizen: Da Ding Ding commented on "Capital Punishment and Abuse of Love": The author, let me confess to you, please use Gatorade plus Wangzai milk enema tomorrow!There are surprises!
First floor: [Netizen] Garlic Tuo: Enema is life-threatening, everyone scolds for wasting drinks.
Second floor: [Netizen] Passerby A: +1
……
That's all, after closing the webpage, Mrs. Bian opened the document, pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose, and began to write today's brainstorming.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!--"
Suddenly, the deafening smirk of the little girl came from the living room, Mrs. Bian's fingers resting on the keyboard suddenly stopped, and the resentment accumulated for a long time finally rose from behind the glasses.
Having been interrupted so many times, Mrs. Bian gritted her teeth unbearably, and decided to go and see what program was so funny...
"Crack!" Closing the laptop abruptly, Mrs. Bian rushed out of the room heartbroken.
It's also time to teach that little sister with a weird smile a lesson.
"Laugh a little!!" Taking off her glasses, Mrs. Bian turned her body to block in front of the TV, and put on a hideous face to her sister, "Look at you, a girl with two What does it look like with legs on the armrest of the sofa? How is the sitting posture more lewd than Luke... You should be educated!"
Turning her throat in a timely manner to seal the word "slutty" that was about to burst out, Mrs. Bian licked her lips, and silently breathed a sigh of relief in her heart.
Just now I almost used a misnomer to say that my sister is lewd...
"Huh?" Bian Kong tilted his head, stuck out his tongue and licked the index finger covered with biscuit crumbs, and looked at Mrs. Bian with a puzzled expression, "Who is Luke?"
His expression froze, Mrs. Bian's eyelids twitched involuntarily, and then she remembered that Luke was a cannon fodder in his oral essay.
Speaking of which, Mrs. Bian is stationed in an unknown small website to write articles. Since the first publication of the "Capital Punishment and Abuse of Love" at hand, it has been praised and abused one after another. It is rising steadily, becoming a yellow model on the cusp of the storm.
Many netizens said that this article is very unique.
Although he has been taking the heavy-tasting route, to be honest, this is the first time for him to try such a super-large-scale essay. Every time he writes, he is still a little shy.
Thinking of this, Mrs. Bian couldn't help lowering her head, her cheeks blushed, and she raised her hand to scratch her hot scalp.
"Yes, it's one of my classmates... hey! Anyway, girls don't sit like this!" Mrs. Bian approached her sister with a frown, and slipped a piece of biscuit from her hand, "Also, can you turn down the volume of your laughter? Dot? What are you laughing at?"
"Hahahaha!! Hahahaha!!" Bian Kong suddenly grinned, his eyes popped out horribly, pointing at the TV, his throat kept making that kind of sound that ordinary people couldn't make.
"This, this person, hahahaha!!! He, he just asked another person, hahahaha!! How to turn a small cup of Coke into a big cup? Hahahaha! Hahaha! Another, another person said he didn't know, This, hahahaha, this person, this person said hahahaha! Say, hahahaha! If you say it, use the small cup as a big cup! Hahahaha..."
"..."
Expressionlessly wiped away the biscuit crumbs sprayed on his face, Mrs. Bian patted Bian Kong's shoulder lightly, with a gloomy expression, "Go to bed early."
Frustrated, she went back to the room and locked the door. Mrs. Bian sat down at the computer desk, raised her chin, and stared at the large paragraph of text on the screen.This interruption made Mrs. Bian forget all the things he had just thought about. The flickering cursor made Mrs. Bian irritated for a while, and there were a few bursts of laughter outside the door from time to time, which disturbed his heart even more. Messy.
Otherwise, let’s break this game and write another one...
Suddenly, the words on the screen suddenly rotated strangely.The person who was in a daze was startled suddenly, and closed his eyes forcefully, but he felt dizzy for a while, followed by a pain in his head, and his consciousness completely disappeared...
When he opened his eyes again, his goal was the ceiling of his own house. Mrs. Bian bounced off the floor like an electric shock, and the scene in front of him made him open his mouth inadvertently.
In front of the computer desk, a long-haired man was sitting noble and elegantly on a swivel chair, resting his cheek lazily with one hand, and sliding the mouse on the table with the other, his lips were slightly raised during the browsing process, and there was an expression between his brows and eyes. A vague interest.
Mrs. Bian was stunned by the handsome and resolute side face in front of her. She couldn't make a sound for a while, and could only swallow her saliva at a loss.
"woke up?"
The sudden voice was tainted with a smile of unknown meaning. The man turned the chair and faced Mrs. Bian who was on the ground, still in a domineering and noble posture with one hand resting on his chin.
"Who are you?" Mrs. Bian moved back involuntarily, tensely straightened her body, her glasses hung crookedly on the bridge of her nose, and her eyes kept drifting towards the door.
Bian Kong, is Bian Kong okay...
"Don't worry, she's already asleep." The man seemed to see Mrs. Bian's worry, he stood up suddenly and walked in front of him, squatted down slowly, straddled his lap, and grabbed the person who was trying to struggle back .
"What are you going to do..." Already feeling the oppression of this person on her body, Mrs. Bian frowned, thinking about how to take her sister and escape.
Is it a robber?
"Well... you are so thin and delicate, why do you always write me that kind of muscular type?" Squeezing Mrs. Bian's chin and lifting it gently, the man smiled and slowly pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose. Right, "Huh? Why?"
Mrs. Bian looked at the man in bewilderment, turned her head aside, and tried to remove her chin.He vaguely felt the man's fingertips start to rub against the edge of his cheek, and a feeling of imminent disaster followed.
"What... are you talking about..." Frowning in distress, Mrs. Bian didn't understand the man's meaning at all, she was only thinking about how to get out, although he felt that the man didn't seem to be too hostile, but...
"Let me tell you, you look gentle, but you think quite well..." The man stared at Mrs. Bian for a while, "You're perverted."
The corner of Mrs. Bian's mouth twitched, her eyes suddenly noticed the computer on the table, and a chill ran down her spine.
Did he... read my article? !
"Yes, it's over." The man seemed to see Mrs. Bian's thoughts again, narrowed his eyes maliciously, leaned into Mrs. Bian's ear, and said in a low voice, "Not only did I finish reading it, I also often do that ..."
oh! Fuck!
After listening to the man's words, he immediately began to struggle violently. Mrs. Bian realized that she seemed to have encountered a pervert, and it was over.
He has seen those eighteen banned movies, and he doesn't reject some heavy tastes, but he can't imagine what will happen if this kind of thing really happens, let alone he has a younger sister, he...
"Why, don't you like it?" The man tilted his head seemingly innocently, and easily pressed Mrs. Bian's thumping limbs firmly, "It's okay, just like what you wrote, it might be a little uncomfortable at first, I will really like it more and more in the future.”
Staring at the man's ghostly smiling face, Mrs. Bian frowned tightly, feeling more and more frightened.
No, writing rules, I really don’t have S’M tendencies, my God, I’m an older young man who hasn’t even kissed a small mouth...
"Don't do that." Bowing his head and thumping vigorously twice, Mrs. Bian arched her stomach upwards forcefully, gritted her teeth, sweat dripped from her forehead, but she couldn't shake the man in the slightest, "Let go!"
"Look, how easy it is to press with your physique." The man loosened his restraint on Mrs. Bian, but still sat on him with his arms crossed, curled his lips in some complaints, and muttered, "Those muscular men It's really..."
Seeing the man let go, Mrs. Bian straightened her upper body and stared at him nervously, "Who are you? Where did you come in? If you want money..."
"Adair."
"What?"
Mrs. Bian looked at the man in bewilderment, and just as she was about to finish what she said earlier, the man rushed at him again as if angry, and pushed him to the floor.
"I said I'm Adair, don't you understand?" The man lowered his voice, and the air around him immediately took on a hint of danger, "Isn't the protagonist in the story you created?"
oh... you lied to me...
Mrs. Bian closed her eyes without hesitation, her teeth began to chatter, and she whispered to herself softly, "Please wake up quickly, please wake up quickly, please..."
"Open your eyes."
Mrs. Bian paused for an irresistible command tone, then frowned, and continued to whisper, "Wake up, wake up..."
"It seems that you are not obedient?" Clamping Bian Tai's two arms as thin as a bamboo pole with one hand, the man's free hand fell to his waist and stopped, threatening, "Treat the disobedient People need to use some quick and effective methods.”
"and many more!"
The waist was straight when the man's hand just touched, Mrs. Bian opened her eyes as if she was dead, looked at the "self-created" person in front of her, and smiled wryly, "Brother, are you kidding me? I know it's bad for me to write that kind of stuff, but... are you making a mistake?"
"No." The man's face fell down, his face was full of displeasure, "I was doing something when I was suddenly sucked here by a force, just in time to see you lying on the ground. I saw the story described on that computer, and it looked very familiar. "
Mrs. Bian stared at Adair dumbfounded, speechless.
Seeing his lips parted slightly, the soft hair on his forehead stuck together by cold sweat, with a pitiful look on his face, Adair suddenly raised his hand, touching the edge of Mrs. Bian's lower lip twice with the fingertip of his thumb , continued, "Later, I thought about it, and it turns out that I am the protagonist in this story, and you, the author of this story, are the one who created me. Let me just say, why do I still do it when I feel disgusted? That kind of cruel thing, the ones trained are all muscular men I don't like."
Mrs. Bian gasped, and then suddenly noticed that the man's attire, the gorgeous cosplay-like attire, really didn't look like what a normal person would wear at night, and he still had long hair.
"So it's you." The man smiled slightly, the corners of his mouth raised, accompanied by a chilling chill, "Did you write all my experiences, you dark guy..."
"No, it's not..." Mrs. Bian wanted to try her best to excuse herself, but the force restraining her body was all reduced.
With a smile on his face, the man took out a small black leather whip tied together from his waist, and pressed it against Mrs. Bian's chin, "Come to play."
Mrs. Bian turned pale in an instant, shook her head, and backed away trembling.The man smiled and waved his hand, and the delicate black leather whip hit the wall with a crisp "pop" sound...
The author has something to say:
Opened a new article_(:з"∠)_
Bad 2015 forgive me for suddenly disappearing and coming back, sorry! ! QAQ has this manuscript, please feel free to jump into the pit, I love you. (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭
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