Writing is not easy these days

Walking back along the mountain road, the two of them arrived at the entrance in a short while because they did not encounter the weird incident as before.At the location mentioned by the driver brother, there were indeed several vehicles of different sizes parked, and a middle-aged man similar to the person in charge was talking with some tourists.

"Hello, master, we are going down the mountain, is there still a car?" Mrs. Bian stepped forward and asked the person in charge. Adair watched the two bargaining curiously, and felt that Mrs. Bian, who was so preoccupied, was also very cute.

After finally negotiating the price, the person in charge pointed to the innermost broken car with an unhappy face, and then waved at the driver on the car.

Mrs. Bian glanced at the person in charge with disgust, and then led Adair reluctantly into the small car.There was a painful foot odor in the car, obviously the driver was resting inside without shoes.Mrs. Bian immediately covered her nose in discomfort and rolled down the window.

The driver was a young man who looked a bit sloppy. After seeing Mrs. Bian and Adair getting into the car, he whistled twice leisurely before starting the car.Because of its age, the car's engine made rumbling noises, as if a little old man was panting desperately.

"There are not many places to grab on this car, and there are many sharp turns in the mountain road ahead, you two should hold on tightly! Hahahaha!" The driver joked twice at the people behind, then shrugged his shoulders, and began to hum a little tune into the winding and rugged road Panshan Road.

"boom!"

The glass on the door hit the door for the third time and made a muffled sound. The driver finally recovered from his own singing and yelled at Mrs. Bian, "You smash the door open later, and you don't know how you died!"

Mrs. Bian rubbed her painful head with great effort, and looked at Adair in a blink of an eye, and saw that he was holding his chin firmly and smiling at her. Those sharp turns did not hurt him at all.

"Don't do it when it's time to do it." Mrs. Bian rolled her eyes in displeasure, muttered in a low voice, and quietly moved to Adair's side while trying to maintain her balance. When the next sharp bend suddenly appeared, she grabbed Adair his arm.

Cursing the corners of his lips, Adair pulled out his arms, wrapped his arms around Mrs. Bian's waist, and hugged him tightly, a little grateful to the driver brother for giving him a good chance to eat tofu, and he was still upright and fearless to eat.

After descending the mountain, it was already around two o'clock in the afternoon. Mrs. Bian touched her empty stomach and felt a little dizzy, "I'm so hungry..."

"Me too..." Adair grimaced, rubbed his stomach aggrievedly, and looked at Mrs. Bian like an evil landowner, "Hungry."

Giving him a disgusted look, Mrs. Bian looked around, found a small restaurant at random, and brought Adair in.Because it was already past the time for eating, there were only two tables of people in the restaurant, and the waiter immediately greeted the guests with great joy when they saw the guests.

"Welcome! How many people are there?"

"Two people." Mrs. Bian replied, and found a seat against the wall with ease and sat down.

The waiter followed behind the two, his scorching gaze almost burned through Adair's back.Adair shrugged displeasedly, and looked back at her. Mrs. Bian saw that the little girl with flushed cheeks was almost fainting, and quickly reached out to help her.

This shit...it's too exaggerated...

"What would you like to eat?" The waiter patted the menu on the table, then stared at Adair intently.

"People asked you what to eat." Spreading the menu in front of Adair in displeasure, Mrs. Bian felt very uncomfortable—I made him too sullen to be in this situation today!What a moving human Viagra!

"En..." Adair casually flipped through it uninterestedly, then looked up at the waiter with crooked smiles, "Ten bowls of rice!"

"Pfft!" The waiter clamped his legs immediately, and felt dizzy in front of his eyes, all of which were Adair's tender and sweet smile.

"...Don't be cute, order quickly." Mrs. Bian was speechless, and hurriedly asked, "What do you like to eat? Or taste? Spicy? Sweet? Sour?"

"Mmm... it's sour." Adair pursed her lips, poked the bowl and chopsticks, and stared at Mrs. Bian solemnly, "I like to be jealous."

"...I want a sweet and sour fish, without sugar."

"Okay!" The waiter quickly wrote down in the notebook, "What else?"

"Then...the hot and sour potato shreds don't need chili, the sweet and sour pork tenderloin doesn't need sugar, the sauerkraut soup doesn't need vegetables, and the vinegar eggplant doesn't want to be eaten...then eleven bowls of rice, thank you."

"Okay...you wait a moment." The waiter took back the menu with a dry smile, and lingered between Mrs. Bian and Adair for a while with ambiguous eyes.It's not to blame that women have been infatuated and stupid since ancient times, it's just that the reincarnation was not good and they didn't take care...

After a while, all the food was served, and Adair squinted at the two rows of white rice in front of him and the faint sour smell lingering in his nose, and looked at Mrs. Bian with a happy face, "You treat me very nice."

"Who is treating you well!" Mrs. Bian blushed, and suddenly realized that she had just been engrossed in ordering sour dishes, and... "Waiter! What is this pot of black water!"

"The sauerkraut soup you mentioned doesn't need any dishes." The waiter shrugged innocently, and turned to greet the guests at the other tables.

"..."

"Auntie, are you going to work later?" Adair asked while pouring black water over his meal.

"En..." Mrs. Bian turned her eyes back and forth following Adair's movements, and saw that he filled the rice with vinegar soup, and then shoveled it into his mouth. He felt that the roots of his teeth were sour, so he smashed it uncomfortably. Twice the mouth, "It's delicious?"

"Hmmmmmm..." Adair groaned a few times with her hair muffled, and she didn't raise her head until she finished picking up the whole bowl, and saw Mrs. Bian pouring black soup on her rice with an eager look on her face. , eyes brightened with curiosity, sparkling.

Hehe, it's really...

"puff!!--"

The black soup was sprayed out with the rice that hadn't had time to chew, and Adair's infatuated smile froze around his mouth, and he stretched out his tongue to roll back a grain of rice sprayed on his lips-this is the true love between men. cum in the face...

"Are you teasing me again?!" Mrs. Bian slapped the table furiously and shouted.

"I didn't..." Adair lowered his head aggrievedly, and he became more and more humble when he came here, "I really think it's delicious..."

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Mrs. Bian frowned and felt a little uncomfortable—maybe he really likes to eat sour... After a moment of silence, Mrs. Bian stuck out her tongue to fan the wind, and Mrs. Bian pushed her rice to the table. In front of Adair, "Change, damn it... so sour!!"

"Okay!" With his eyes restored, Adair handed Mrs. Bian a bowl of white rice, and poured more soup on the rice he pushed over.

Looking at his actions, Mrs. Bian frowned in disgust.

"En..." Adair raised his head and stared straight at Mrs. Bian, and saw that he kept sticking out his tongue, the pink tongue curling up and down, as if to seduce herself, "Do you want a tongue kiss?"

"..." The tongue retracted at a speed that the naked eye could not keep up with.

Adair frowned depressingly - am I not good at kissing?

"How long are you going to stay here?" Mrs. Bian asked suddenly after eating for a while.

"I don't know." Adair said slowly after finishing the sixth bowl of rice, "I haven't fully figured out why I came here."

"So..." Mrs. Bian frowned, "Eh, then you..."

"Live at your house." Adair replied bluntly.

"..." How can I support you!

"I'm here to support the family." Adair put a large piece of boneless fish into Bian Tai's bowl.

"..." What a fucking ass you are!

"Fart? Do you have younger siblings? Oh... so much pressure." Adair pursed her lips.

"..." Adair is such a dick!

"Of course it's a dick!" Adair stared wide-eyed, then lowered her head listlessly, "Dick really messed with you too..."

"Can you make a good sentence?!" Mrs. Bian slammed the table and stood up, roaring, "How dare you say you can't read minds!!"

"I won't." Adair patted Mrs. Bian on the shoulder, beckoning him to sit down and eat, and then frowned, "I'm sure I don't know how to read minds, but sometimes I seem to know what you're thinking. "

"...This is so strange?" Mrs. Bian was full of doubts.

Adair nodded, "Probably because I was created by you?"

"Eh? Is that so?" Mrs. Bian blinked, but felt that this statement was a little credible.

"Anyway, let's eat first." Adair put some more vegetables in Mrs. Bian's bowl, "You eat too little."

"..." It's because you eat too much! !

After a noisy meal, Mrs. Bian told Adair about the living habits and customs of the people here, and the two left the restaurant contentedly.

"Go and cut your hair." Mrs. Bian touched her chin and looked at Adair in distress. "This long hair...is weird."

Adair nodded obediently, so the two went to the ten yuan shop to get a haircut.

The refreshing and handsome short hair added a bright and sunny atmosphere to Adair's whole person, which was less handsome and more heroic than before.Curling the ends of her frizzy hair, Mrs. Bian curled her lips resentfully—it was also cut by the ten yuan shop, why don't I have that aggressive aura?Next time I will ask the store manager to cut it.

Walking out of the barbershop, Adair rubbed her new hairstyle curiously, and asked Mrs. Bian, "Does it look good?"

"Ugly..." Mrs. Bian gritted her teeth jealously.

"Haha!" Adair smiled heartily, raised his hand and fondled his hair, "It's good that you are responsible for the beauty of our family."

Mrs. Bian turned away in disgust, then pointed to a small alley not far away, "Go there and buy two more clothes, your clothes don't fit here."

Adair smiled so much that his eyes turned into crescent moons, and followed Mrs. Bian closely, feeling like a husband loved by his wife, very happy.

However, the process of choosing clothes was not happy. The old ladies on that street saw a tall and handsome man who was taller than the model come to the store to choose clothes, and they took every opportunity to touch Adair's body.Although Adair was annoyed, but seeing her elders was not easy to get angry, she just blushed and stayed aside, letting them make trouble.Mrs. Bian found it amusing watching from the sidelines, and also felt that Adair would be pleasing to the eye as long as he didn't mess around.

"Aunt Hua, don't want this one." Mrs. Bian stepped forward, pushed Adair back into the fitting room, smiled awkwardly—it was too tight!It's all exposed!

"Tsk, ma'am, I don't see that you are quite possessive." Aunt Hua looked at Mrs. Bian with a smirk on her face, and then gave his thin chest a firm grip, "Ugh, my boyfriend still hides it." Tuck it in!"

"You, what are you talking about..." Mrs. Bian blushed and rubbed her chest, staring at Aunt Hua angrily.Aunt Hua laughed loudly, and took the clothes they had chosen to put them on.

The two thanked Aunt Hua, and as soon as they walked out of the shop, Adair suddenly stretched out his hand, pulled Mrs. Bian into his arms, put it close to his ear, and poked his fingertips on the spot that Aunt Hua had just grabbed. place, "I don't like people touching you, can you be more careful in the future?"

"What, what..." Mrs. Bian's ears turned red, and she clapped Adair's hand vigorously.

Adair rubbed Mrs. Bian's earlobe with the tip of her nose, and then lowered her voice, "Mrs.... I need to change my underwear too..."

"You, you change it!" Mrs. Bian frowned in disgust, and took Adair into a supermarket, pointing viciously at a shelf, "It's all over there! Get it yourself!"

"Hey." Sighing and walking to the shelf, Adair pursed her lips, and took down two boxes of large-sized three-pack underwear.

I want to be comfortable for myself, but also take care of his self-esteem, it's so hard.

The author has something to say:

Every Thursday, there is an update of Pure Romance, fried chicken is so happy! ~(≧▽≦)/~Today, I was also cute by Mr. Xiaotu, the king of vinegar in Asia. Haha~~ And the military parade is also super cool! !

233333, I wish you all a happy holiday~ (づ￣3￣)づ╭