small landlord [food]

"Do you think I'm an old hen? I don't lay eggs so fast, okay?" Shen Yuan couldn't help but rolled his eyes, feeling that his hair was a little grey. This person was against him before, but recently because of business. It has eased up a lot, but unexpectedly, the rogue's temperament has been brought into full play, calling and harassing him twice in three days, not forgetting to keep an eye on his every move behind his back, it's really annoying.

"Speaking of hens, I heard that you have raised a lot of chickens, ducks and geese recently. Anyway, your elder brother's textile factory is no longer working. If you can't finish eating your eggs, just give them to me. The relationship between us, the price You have to give me a discount."

This incomparably natural posture of beating snakes and sticks made Shen Yuan look at Zhou Yi with admiration, looked at his natural face in shock, and sighed with mixed emotions for a while, "My egg... I can finish eating , don’t worry about it.”

Fuck, how can this be said so awkwardly? ?

Zhou Yi didn't feel anything wrong at all, and said seriously, "Even if you smashed eggs into this store, what about duck eggs? Goose eggs? You won't be able to eat them all by yourself."

It’s different for him, the restaurant recently hired a new chef, let him take it back and toss some tricks, the resale profit can be doubled several times, and it’s still a pure earth egg, and the reputation of being hormone-free can be revealed. Attract some new customers.Speaking of which, it is really troublesome to want to buy some native eggs recently. The native eggs from several surrounding farms that used to order frequently are not comparable to the ones brought back from Yangtou Mountain. The color is a few worse. Color number, he didn't know how much money he was scammed before.

"It's alright, alright, I'll give it to you, right? Shut up quickly." Shen Yuan turned sideways to avoid the sight of a middle-aged woman, embarrassingly trying to get rid of this pestering guy beside him. Yes, it's annoying.

"Hey, you also know how much effort we put into catering, and we have to strictly control the ingredients. You don't know how to be considerate and considerate of me. I have raised them, and I have to take the initiative to give them." Nima thought He vomited blood when he got up, what kind of earthen egg is a small barbara, fart, Shen Yuan’s earthen egg is very big, once he cracked it, the yolk inside was so yellow that his eyes hurt, and the taste was very different. Good merchant!

"I have nothing to do with you, Boss, do you have anything else to do? I'm going back to help. Goodbye." Even stuffing the entire Sheep's Head Mountain through it wouldn't be able to stop his mouth!Shen Yuan didn't want to bother with him any more, and turned around and left directly after speaking, pretending not to see the paw that this man raised instantly.

Ouch, enough is enough!You shouldn't let go of your old suspicions with him. A good person is almost like a sticky cake, and I wish I could stick to him every day!

Ever since getting rid of Zhou Yi at the entrance of the dessert shop, Shen Yuan has never had a good life.

Zhou Yi was determined to entangle him. Today, he drove to Shen's house in a car to resist the lotus root that he and Mr. Zhang had just packed. After two days, he ran to Yangtou Mountain without saying a word to trick Zhang Feng into taking it. After leaving the honey that just came down, the next day, Shen Yuan's vegetable garden was empty, and all the spinach that had just grown was pinched!Even the fish that Shen Yuan carefully served could not escape his clutches!

One day, when Shen Yuan was busy sprinkling fish feed into the lotus pond, he always felt that the number of fish collected was not right. After walking around the pond with his waist bent, Shen Yuan was completely angry, and he was the first to think of it. It was Zhou Yi.

"Zhou Yi! Are you finished yet?!"

Over there Zhou Yi was probably eating, and the sound of chewing was mixed with innocence, "I haven't finished eating yet, what do you want me to do?"

Taking a deep breath, Shen Yuan tried his best to calm himself down, but it was of no use, and the words were still full of anger, "Don't tell me you are eating my fish!"

"How can it be? Brother Yu asked me to deliver it to the store by the way. I'm eating at your house." As if just remembering it, Zhou Yi asked smoothly, "Are you still busy there? It's cold, come back quickly."

...I'm going to eat you alive!

After hanging up the phone, Shen Yuan said hello to Father Zhang and hurried to Shen's house. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Zhou Yi sitting at the dining table majestically, chatting with Mother Shen for some unknown reason.

As soon as he saw Shen's mother, Shen Yuan immediately corrected his attitude, put away his anger, sat on the right side of Shen's mother, and asked pretending not to care: "When did Zhou Yi come? He didn't say hello to me, and I Mom was quite happy talking."

"I was talking about you, and you came." Shen's mother started to complain when she saw him, "I can't find anyone when I see the sky, my nose is as good as Xiao Hei, and I know I'm back when I smell something delicious." .”

Zhou Yi snatched up Xiao Hei from under the table, handed it to Shen Yuan, and said: "Here, your master is here too, this is the type of master."

"..."

Xiao Hei was eating happily, but was suddenly caught, and scratched a few times in the air with four small white paws, with a round bone hanging from his mouth, he stared blankly at Shen Yuan, staring blankly.Shen Yuan looked at this idiot and turned his head silently.No wonder I didn't see Xiao Hei all morning, and I ran back to eat by myself!

Xiao Hei, who was disliked for no reason, was extremely enthusiastic towards Shen Yuan, his tail started to wag left and right, his mouth was not idle, and he did not forget to hum a few times to show his existence while holding his bone in his mouth.

Looking at Shen Yuan's expression, Zhou Yi knew that this person didn't want to take it, and he didn't make things difficult for him, so he put Xiao Hei back on the ground as soon as he put his hand away, and asked curiously by the way: "How did it recruit you? "

You recruited me!

Shen Yuan pursed his lips, picked up his chopsticks and started eating.This morning, he was herding sheep and pruning flower branches. He was almost exhausted from standing all morning, and he didn't even bother to eat breakfast.

Maybe it was the gorging attitude that frightened Shen's mother, she frowned and stared at Shen Yuan for a while, then couldn't help but said: "Let you live in the house, it's all right now, you won't even be able to eat!" As he spoke, he casually moved Shen Yuan's favorite braised pork ribs over.

"I got up a little late today, so I forgot to have breakfast." Shen Yuan quickly raised his head and explained.

"You have many reasons!" Mother Shen glared at him, "Breakfast is the most important thing, not only to be full, but also to eat well. When you lived at home, you never let you down with a single breakfast. Go back and talk to your elder brother Let me tell you, I will take a turn around the mountain in the morning, otherwise you will starve to death on the mountain."

"Don't!... Eldest brother has to go to the county to deliver meals, don't delay the opening time of second brother." Although the breakfast shop does not open earlier than the textile factory, it is early enough for Shen Yuan, and he is not a student. , there is no need to get up as early as a chicken every day.

Shen's mother was still waiting to say something, but Zhou Yi stepped in and said enthusiastically: "Shen, don't worry, I will remember to pack it every morning in the future."

How shameless!The anger that Shen Yuan had just forgotten came up again, and he glared at him from a blind spot that Shen's mother couldn't see, "You are so far away in the county, the gas money for the round trip is enough to buy a good meal, why come all the way here Packing for my house?"

Eat so much and still want to pack?no way!

Zhou Yi's usual dead face was extremely bright at the moment, and he smiled with his standard eight big teeth, trying to dazzle Shen Yuan, and the words he said directly pierced Shen Yuan's little heart, "It's not far, my luggage Everything is packed, and I will live in your house for a few days."

"..."

"I said why are you still pulling the suitcase? It's a good relationship. It just so happens that sister Xiu's child is going to have a [-]-day banquet. Auntie will cook you some delicious food." Mother Shen said cheerfully.

"Ahem," Shen Yuan finally found his tongue, took a deep breath and said, "You...why do you suddenly remember living in my house? I died in my house... ouch!!!"

Covering his forehead, Shen Yuan gasped hissingly, this time was so ruthless, his tears almost burst out!

"If you can't speak, don't speak! Let me hear that you are unfaithful again, and I will beat you!" Shen's mother glared at him fiercely.He insisted on not letting him live in the house at the beginning.Now that she's moved in, that mouth is still dishonest. According to her, it's just a mess!

...Haven't you already been beaten?

Shen Yuan nodded honestly aggrieved, he almost forgot about Shen's mother's taboo, what a pity.

Zhou Yi almost couldn't stop laughing, and quickly stuffed a piece of cucumber into his mouth, and said vaguely: "It didn't happen suddenly, I'm going to develop over there, and the procedures have been completed two days ago. Back home, who knows that my mother’s family is coming, my sister called me and asked me to find a place to live. After thinking about it, you are the right one.” There is food, drink, and takeout, um, He is quite satisfied.

"That's right. We have a lot of rooms here. It depends on whether you want to live on the mountain or here. Our house is a bit noisy at night, and the child is young."

Zhou Yi turned his head and smiled at Shen's mother, pursed his lips a little shyly, and said in embarrassment: "I'm a light sleeper, so I'd better live on the mountain." Living on the mountain has honey to eat.

The two chatted with each other very happily. Shen Yuan tried to intervene several times, but was ruthlessly ignored. He couldn't find a chance to persuade Zhou Yi to leave until the end of the meal. In the end, Shen's mother said " It's getting late, and I hurried back to help Xiaoyi clean up the room' and was kicked out on the grounds.

Watching Zhou Yi carry his luggage onto his tricycle, Shen Yuan refused to get in the car, but Zhou Yi was not as patient as Shen's mother, so he couldn't persuade him, so he threw him into the side of the suitcase, and Take the key and drive up the front.

"Zhou Yi, don't you deserve a beating?!" Squatting down on the corner of the suitcase, Shen Yuan's face was distorted in pain, and when he recovered, the car was already on its way!

"What are you angry about?" Zhou Yi said innocently without even turning his head, "I have no roof to cover my head and come to join you on purpose, what are you doing? Anyway, we have known each other for more than ten years. Li Yajun was not far away last time." Shan Wanshui ran to the imperial capital to ask you to borrow it, so why not do it when it's my turn?"

"...Then why don't you live at Li Yajun's house? You have known him for more than ten years."

"That kid is still living with his parents, why should I join in the fun?"

"...Okay, just stay, let's make an agreement first, and then I will chop off your hand if you steal something from me." There is no point in refusing any more, Shen Yuan had no choice but to say helplessly.

"It's not that I didn't give the money, I gave it at the price, and I didn't lose a penny." Zhou Yi muttered.

"Then you have to tell me first."

"Didn't I tell you? I told you one or two months in advance, and the result? After the things are finished, you will give your eldest brother and second brother first. Can I count on you?" Zhou Yi became proud, "It's okay I run fast."

"If you tell me in advance, at least I can give you an internal price, and you won't even admit that you are stupid." Shen Yuan laughed softly.

"Ah? What are you talking about?" Zhou Yi tilted his neck, indicating that he didn't hear clearly.

"I said you were driving too fast, slow down."