Split personality

"As expected of the most beautiful man in the world of cultivation, look at this figure and temperament, look at this prosperous face Pan An and Song Yu will feel ashamed when they see it."

With a sigh in his mouth, Su Ziyu's eyes were full of sorrow.There is no other reason, Su Ziyu has traveled through time, and even through books.

And the object of the crossing is not someone else, but the most handsome man in the cultivation world who combines talent and family background, the most handsome man in the world of cultivation, and the well-deserved popular king Su Yunjin among the supreme evil gods.

Su Ziyu's limited vocabulary is not enough to describe one-tenth of Su Yunjin's beauty. In the end, he can only sigh, "It's so fucking amazing."

However, Su Ziyu couldn't be happy at all. This family's popular king is not easy to be at all.

Although Su Yunjin is known as the most beautiful man in the world of comprehension, apart from being gorgeous and shocking when he appeared on the stage, his life is simply a tragedy in capital letters and bold.

In modern terms, Su Damei can be summed up in one sentence, except for a face, everything else is useless.

In a simplified summary, it is just two words.

Biting the male lead all day long, can you not be brain-dead?

Go back in time to three hours ago

Su Ziyu, male, 24 years old, deputy head of the planning and publicity department of a pharmaceutical company.Both of his parents died when he was young, and he was brought up by his uncle. He is lonely and sullen in his heart, and he doesn't like to deal with people very much.

After graduating from university, Su Ziyu's only hobby was to read some novels about upgraded stallions, and this "Supreme Cthulhu" was the most popular novel of the year, and it was also the most scolded novel.

It is understandable why the most popular is the most scolded

Here we have to mention the male protagonist of the Supreme Cthulhu, Xiao Yan Xiao Stallion, and our popular king Su Yunjin.

As the well-deserved male lead in Supreme Cthulhu, Xiao Yan couldn't escape even a single one of his golden fingers and thick legs.Of course, as the protagonist of the later blackened stallion, the tragic and heartbreaking sad past is also a necessary plot.

Xiao Yan, the descendant of the Xiao family in Danyang City, Qinglin Prefecture.

A vision came from the sky at birth, but life was rough.

At the age of 12, he was plotted against by his family, and ushered in the first big ups and downs in his life; relying on the strong halo of the protagonist, Xiao Yan, who was depressed, awakened the demon body in his body in the cold pool of the forbidden place.

The return of the king, Xiao Yan has become arrogant and eccentric since then.As soon as he changed his usual way of doing things, he frightened countless Xiaoxiao in an instant.

Xiao Yan, who had suppressed his hatred for many years, was a little impetuous once he was wronged.Although Xiao Chengyuan, the mastermind behind the scenes, was found, he was defeated at the last moment, and the cunning Xiao Chengyuan managed to escape.

And Xiao Chengyuan's escape also planted a bane for Xiao Yan that made him regret for life.This curse not only caused his parents to be buried in the sea of ​​corpses, but also destroyed the entire Xiao family.

More importantly, Xiao Chengyuan was not only the root of Xiao Yan's curse, but also the chief culprit of Su Yunjin's tragic death

After Xiao Chengyuan escaped, he found Su Yunjin after many twists and turns.At that time, Su Yunjin was in love with Kai Shuiyan, the daughter of Ling Xiaozong's suzerain Bibo fairy, and Kai Shuiyan was one of Xiao Yan's harem.

At that time, Xiao Yan had already joined the Lingxiao Sect and became the direct disciple of the Supreme Elder of the Lingxiao Sect.The most important thing is that Kai Shuiyan is still a pure vagina body, and Xiao Yan's pure yang body has activated the demon body at that time, it is a match made in heaven.

As the most beautiful man in the world, Su Yunjin was robbed of his admirer by an unknown boy. How could he be willing? Moreover, Kai Shuiyan's pure vaginal body was also of great help to him. Mixed with double hatred, Su Yunjin Finally, he couldn't help but lay his hands on Xiao Yan.

As for the ending

Hehe, robbing the protagonist for a woman, Su Yunjin will be a tragedy, who will be a tragedy

Xiao Yan not only killed Su Yunjin, but also used his psychic body to make up for the shortcomings of his own demon body.So far, the Heavenly Demon God has achieved greatness, and Xiao Yan is just starting his Wang Tu hegemony of crazily dragging, cool, and bombarding the sky, with sparks and lightning all the way.And Su Yunjin is the most solid stepping stone in his Wangtu hegemony

Leaving aside the question of how Xiao Yan dominated the two worlds of cultivating truth and cultivating demons, Su Yunjin's tragic death has attracted countless readers and fans who are crazy, it is an attack so crazy that they lost their minds

Among these fans, there are men, women, bases, and rotten fans. I even heard that a certain hacker directly revealed the author's home address, and then sent a few dead mice to his home. I have to say that it is scary for black fans to become crazy.

Here comes the key, why Su Yunjin's tragic death caused such a big reaction from the readers

There is no other reason, because Su Yunjin and even the most popular king among the evil gods

Su Yunjin can become the popularity king of countless homeboys and rotten girls, probably because the author has made her appearance too gorgeous and too romantic.

how gorgeous and how affectionate

So gorgeous that the handsome Su appeared on the stage, the domineering CEO Long Aotian stared straight at him.

From the base love to Xiao Stallion, he once suspected that the beauty in front of him was not a man at all, but a peerless beauty disguised as a man

The author makes the two people look at each other for only a few seconds, and the description is both lingering and ambiguous. There are many loves and affections, and the hungry nerds and rotten women, how can they bear it?

So

All the otaku Su Yunjin must be disguised as a man, she is my goddess, goddess

All the rotten girls ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Although all the nerds and rotten girls have different ideas about Su Yunjin in their hearts, it doesn't prevent them from having fun.

There are more and more yy and more and more outrageous, and the derivative articles with radiant sentimentality are emerging in an endless stream.Not surprisingly, Su Yunjin became the well-deserved king of popularity among the supreme evil gods, even surpassing the number one protagonist Xiao Yan for a time.

However, just when everyone was so yyy about the Sumerians in their hearts that they couldn't help themselves and even fought against each other, the author made a big change in his writing, and the popular king Su Yunjin not only died in Huangquan, but also died in a miserable way.

Can readers bear it? Can they really bear it?

Is it tolerable or unbearable? Uncle and aunts will not do it.

Ever since, the author had a tragedy with his own son

It doesn't matter how bad the author is, the key is that Su Ziyu is now dressed as Su Yunjin. If the original plot develops according to the original plot, he will definitely die a miserable death.

The most beautiful boy in Naluoshizi, the No.1 gas king can't count his life as wool

Here I will talk about how Su Ziyu traveled through time.

Well, in fact, there is nothing to say. To sum it up, two words are unlucky.

He ran into a ghost while walking, and choked his mouth when he drank water.If Su Ziyu were to choose the best unlucky day for the judges in his short 24 years, he would definitely choose March 2019, 3, which is today, without hesitation.

How unlucky Su Ziyu is today

The computer crashed, the weekly work report disappeared, unlucky; I worked overtime until early in the morning to write another copy, and the report was found again inexplicably, unlucky; I left work hungry, bought my favorite crayfish, and hadn’t eaten a bite , and was knocked over by a middle school student on a bicycle. God damn, do you know that children don’t sleep in the middle of the night and come out to wander around? Are you afraid of encountering strange people?

thought it was bad

A strong man with a height of 1.7 meters and [-] meters is shameful enough to be knocked down by a bicycle, and he also fell into the uncovered sewer

As for falling into the sewer, encountering the cheating system again, and then inexplicably transmigrating to Su Yunjin, well, Su Ziyu is already powerless to complain.

It is said that the new year is a new atmosphere, and Su Ziyu has proved how nonsense this sentence is with actual experience.

Complaining can't solve practical problems, I wear them all, the most urgent thing is to save my life, everything else is just a cloud

how to save life

Immediately, several untouchable thunder spots appeared in Su Ziyu's mind

The first is to stay away from Xiao Chengyuan. If you encounter it unfortunately, it is best to kill it directly to avoid future troubles;

The second is to stay away from Kui Shuiyan and Xiao Yan's harem, if you encounter them unfortunately, you must pretend to be frigid;

Thirdly, you must never be an enemy of Xiao Yan, and you must never embrace the idea of ​​killing Xiao Yan in advance to avoid future troubles.

As for the third item, Su Ziyu also thought about it for a long time before deciding.

When he just crossed over, he didn't think about arranging for a top expert to get rid of Xiao Yan before he grew up.But after careful consideration, he did not hesitate to abandon this dangerous idea.

There is no other reason. Although he wears books and masters prophets, the one raised by his stepmother will never be better than the one born by his own mother.The protagonist may have many cheats, but the biggest cheat is only the author's own son.

what is my son

It's the kind of person who accidentally falls while walking, and can have a great chance to bug the character.

kill the protagonist

Hehe, Su Ziyu firmly believed that he must be the last one.

What's more, although Xiao Yan has various faults, he watched him grow up anyway. As a real uncle, how could he be willing to let his eldest nephew die.

The above three things are still not safe, Su Ziyu doesn't take the initiative to provoke Xiao Yan, it doesn't mean that Xiao Yan won't take the initiative to kill him.

"Xiao Stallion's celestial demon body has not yet been completed. If he wants to fully awaken, he must absorb Su Yunjin's psychic body. In this way, I must die."

A trace of sadness flashed across Su Ziyu's face, "The dog leash system is devoid of conscience, labor and capital will never end with you"

Fortunately, the system knew it was wrong, and gave him two gold fingers before leaving.And promised that if he can successfully complete the task, not only can he return to the real world, but also reward him with a luxury house in the most prosperous part of the city.

Although the system is cheating, the golden finger is still reliable. As for how to use it properly, Su Ziyu still needs to figure it out slowly.

"Although relying on the two golden fingers and Su Yunjin's identity, as long as you don't provoke the protagonist, you can always live to leave here in peace. But since the protagonist of this book is Xiao Yan, you will inevitably have to deal with him in the future. What should I do?"

If he encounters the blackened Xiao Yan in the future, he won't even talk about reasoning if he doesn't keep it straight

"It seems that it is not right to make friends with Xiao Stallion before he is completely blackened. Just making friends is not enough. After blackening, Xiao Yan sees gods and gods killing gods, meeting ghosts and ghosts, and no relatives. The only thing he cares about is two kinds of people. One is his own. The harem; the second is the younger brothers who were born and died with me."

There are four brothers in the world: the first iron has gone through the window, the second iron has carried a gun, the third iron has prostituted prostitutes, and the fourth iron has shared the stolen goods.

Classmates and prostitutes Su Ziyu don't need to think about it, but it's okay to carry guns together. If you want to not be swallowed in the future, it's not enough to be an ordinary boy. You have to become good friends who have taken off their pants and shot a pistol together

How to get close to Xiao Stallion without anyone noticing it?

Just when Su Ziyu was worried about how to get close to Xiao Yan, a servant hurried in

"Young Palace Master, it's not good, it's not good"

Such a familiar slogan caused Su Ziyu not so good memories

No, no, your sister

The younger brother's few sentences were not good, it reminded Su Ziyu of the classic lines of goblins in a famous book, he was already irritable and wanted to swear.

Thinking of Su Yunjin's iceberg character design, Su Ziyu coughed lightly, and then put on a paralyzed face that was in front of the mountain collapsed, and asked calmly, "What happened?"

The servant fell to the ground and tremblingly said, "Little Miss, she ran away again"

Miss

Su Ziyu frowned, racked his brains for a long time, and finally realized that the young lady mentioned by the servant was Su Yunjin's own sister.

It's no wonder that Su Ziyu forgot her, it's because this sister's sense of existence is too low.The Supreme Cthulhu only mentions her younger sister once in the whole book, and only said that she sneaked out of the palace when she was young and never came back, and she never appeared again.

Su Ziyu thought for a long time, but still couldn't remember her sister's name.

"Sister, uh, just run away"

Just when he was about to develop according to the original plot, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "By the way, sister, um, I mean, does my sister look similar to me?"

The servant was dumbfounded, he didn't understand why his young palace master would ask such an idiotic question.

"Of course they are similar. The Young Palace Master and Miss are only one year apart. Not only do they look similar, but you and Miss look very similar."

A very wonderful plan was born in Su Ziyu's mind

What is Shaw Stallion's favorite thing in life?

Of course she's a beauty