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??【Please choose an exclusive name for your Ninja Cat~】

??Hey, hey, why does such a seemingly weak psychic beast have so many dramas?

?? [Go to the mall to buy Ninja Cat's exclusive military food pills, which can speed up the growth of Ninja Cat's skill attributes~]

??Although he doesn't care about krypton gold, the author's intention to collect money is too straightforward!

??【Do more interactions with Ninja Cat, for example, if you shovel shit for Ninja Cat, you can increase the intimacy value between Ninja Cat and Ninja Cat~】

??He is not playing a pet raising game!And why is the interaction not about walking together, practicing together, but shoveling shit!What the protagonist wants to become is the god of the ninja world, not the shit-shoveling officer of the ninja world god!

??Looking at the orange cat on the screen that keeps stretching out its short leg and punching cats, Zhongyuan Zhong also feels that the SSR he got today is not at all delicious... By the way, today's update is too It's tasteless!

??Feeling that his expectations were deeply disappointed, Zhongyuan Zhong also clicked on the game player exchange forum to see other players' feedback on this, and the result was that the screen was all swiped——

??【Kawaii!It's so cute. Today's Meow Sauce!This is the first time such a cute psychic beast appears! 】

??【Yeah yeah!The tits are fierce, the tits are fierce!I don't know if it will show contrast and cuteness after growing up to be able to enter the battlefield! 】

??【Look at the breed, it’s my favorite Mankikang bantam! 】

??【And it's an orange cat!Orange cat!I don't know if it will swell after feeding too many Bingliang pills. Isn't it said that out of ten orange cats, nine of them are fat, and one of them overwhelms the Kang! 】

??【Woohoo, Mr. Mad Rabbit has fallen in love recently. The updated psychic beast this time is too girly~ Anyway, Mr. Rabbit is Saigao! 】

??Nakahara Chuya: "...", do you all remember that what we are playing is not a cute pet game? !

??The "Crazy Rabbit Teacher" in the mouth of the players is the producer of this game, and the name on the Internet is "Rabbit will stare at people even if it is crazy"...Because the name is long and strange, it is popular among players. Nicknamed "Crazy Rabbit Teacher".

?? This author is just like his screen name, weird and mysterious, with unknown gender, age, and production team status.Not to mention the video interaction, there is not even a social platform, and there is only an email address on the game introduction page with a note "I will read the email, reply as you like"... and the fact is that 90.00% of the players sent the email It's all gone, and as for the lucky one percent who received the reply, they all choked up after the surprise and said... Teacher Mad Rabbit's reply is too philosophical, I can't understand it, woo woo woo, the teacher is really a cultured person people.

?? Zhong Yuanzhong has never sent an exchange email to this mailbox... As a busy office worker who travels frequently, he really doesn't have the time. He even finds time to play games.

?? Now that he is finally on a rare vacation, maybe he can try to send an email to share his thoughts... For example, the orange short-legged ninja cat in this update obviously does not match the style of the entire game!The psychic beast under the macho seat should be the kind of green dragon and white tiger!What the hell is this milk cat? !

??In short, Nakahara also has quite complicated feelings for the author named "Rabbits can stare at people even when they are crazy". He is regarded as a great god, and in the next second he will want to drop his phone every minute because of the other party's sudden ingenuity and divine logic settings.

?? At this moment, he tried his best to resist the urge to drop his phone, and then...with no expression on his face, he began to shovel shit at the orange cat on the screen to increase his intimacy.

??...Just treat him as a vacation and he has nothing to do.

??The game is like this, if you don’t play it, it’s enough. Once you play it, you will become addicted. Today, the Central Plains cadres who are already relaxed physically and mentally can finally let go of the Hong Kong/black male mother’s heart, and be an Internet addicted youth with peace of mind... Said It seems that this is the setting in line with his 22-year-old age!

?? Time passed by so imperceptibly, until the alarm clock set on the phone rang suddenly, and Zhongyuan Zhong also realized what time it was... Ah, he still has to give that girl a student ID card.

?? Immediately getting rid of the state of Internet addicted youth, Nakahara Nakata walked into his cloakroom and looked at the cabinet where he kept his casual clothes.

?? By the way, since he is going to the university campus, he might as well dress... more vigorously?

??…

??Armed detective agency in downtown Yokohama——

?? "Ah, ah, I'm really upset, the updated psychic beast this time is simply too disgusting."

??Osamu Dazai, who is fishing in water every day, still does not change his true nature of fishing today. He lies on the sofa and looks like a dead fish looking at the orange cat on the screen.

??The image of the new psychic ninja cat launched today, inexplicably gives him a sense of sight of a dark dwarf...and they all have short legs.

?? Osamu Dazai, who pays IOUs on credit everywhere, of course would not spend money on the game, but he from the European Emperor pulled out the new SSR psychic beast that was released today.

??The game's profile flower IF line also played the ending without kryptonite at all, and gave the one-knife ending a four-star praise, and the one star that was given less was because the ending was a fly in the ointment... …"Ah, ah, after stabbing Hanako-chan, Kuoan-kun should directly stab himself again to achieve a happy ending~ That is really enviable, Kuoan-kun who can die in love with Rose Beauty .”

??Of course, this does not mean that he is the profile flower party.In his opinion, among the main female characters in the game, Hanako-chan is too fierce, Menmi-chan is too cold, and Yoko-chan is too dignified... Sure enough, Nanako-chan, who is gentle, cute and a little devilish and tsundere, is the most beautiful. Great, I really want to say goodbye to such a beauty~

??Thus, Osamu Dazai became a member of the unpopular CP party in the Arctic Circle called "Kuo Nai".

?? In the other corner of the office, Tanizaki Junichiro, who just finished his work, is also indulging in the ninja world in the game... Needless to say, he is of course the CP of the brother and sister orthopedics department "Kakumon".

?? "Ah, ah, Monmi-chan is really cute~" Junichiro Tanizaki, who has added a high-power orthopedic filter, sighed at the paralyzed face of Baizumenmi on the screen at the moment, and received a vote from his sister Naomi Tanizaki Immediately after the sight of death, she immediately said with a strong desire for survival: "Of course, Naomi is always the cutest!"

?? Kunikida Doppo, the only one in the office who was still working overtime and conscientiously, expressed that he couldn't bear it, and glared at the young Internet addicts in the room:

?? "This is an office! And it's not time to get off work!"

?? Dazai Osamu looked at the other party with a smirk on his face, "I know Kunikida-kun, you belong to the Kuyo Party, did you stay up late last night to make a support video for Kuyo CP?"

?? Kunikida Doppo's cheeks blushed a little, and he poked his neck back and said:

?? "A woman like Miss Yoko is obviously an ideal in the world, isn't it normal for me to support such a woman!"

??The upright Kunikida-kun said that he would not call for the coquettish and troublesome gang of the Nei Lun family!

?? Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue slightly: "Who said that, if I want to die for love, I must choose Nanako-chan!"

?? Tanizaki Junichiro also immediately dissatisfied and said: "In my opinion, Monmi-chan is the best!"

??The three of them who couldn't stop arguing looked at Kenji Miyazawa who was quietly talking with various NPCs in the game while holding his mobile phone, and asked him what he thought.

?? I saw Kenji Miyazawa blinking those innocent big eyes, and said innocently:

?? "Eh? Why do you have to choose, can't you have all of them?"

??The trio engaged in the Baixue War: "..."

?? After a long silence, Tanizaki Junichiro said with difficulty: "Kenji-kun, I can't see that you... so you are such an ideal person..."

??Miyazawa Kenji, whose brain circuits are completely out of line, can't quite understand the eyes of the three big brothers in front of him looking at him, still with an innocent face:

"Isn't it great for everyone to live happily together?"

?? At this time, the president Fukuzawa Yukichi walked in. The president, who has always been tolerant to the employees, did not pursue these people's working hours for not doing their jobs properly, but just routinely handed out the task list for the next week.

?? It's just that when he passed by Dazai Osamu and looked at Dazai Osamu, his expression... was slightly subtle.

?? To be precise, he looked at the cell phone held in Osamu Dazai's hand.

?? To be more precise, he looked at the orange ninja cat on the phone screen.

??……Really want.

??He has never been the kind of middle-aged Internet addict who can krypton gold on the game, but only today, after seeing the SSR-level psychic beast launched today by some European players or money-capable players... Couldn't hold back, kryptonite.

??...but nothing was drawn.

??As for President Fukuzawa, is he a member of the Kuohua Party, the Kuoyang Party, the Orthopedic Party or the Arctic Circle Party?

??... It's not important, he just wants that little orange cat.

??At this moment, Atsushi Nakajima, who was out to run errands, rushed back, but before he had time to join the Baixue war together, he was given another errand task——

?? "Huh? To pick up Mr. Ranpo back?" Atsushi Nakajima asked.

?? Kunikida Doppo returned to work, and replied: "Well, Mr. Ranpo received a case today and went to Yokohama National University. When he went, he happened to be going out with Dr. Yosano, so we sent him to It's almost time now, go to Hengda and bring Mr. Ranpo back."

??…

??At this moment, Mr. Rabbit, whose game triggered a bloody white school war, is sinking into a nightmare that makes him drenched in cold sweat.

?? In the dream, a coffin stood in front of her... Then the person in the coffin kicked the coffin board with a powerful kick, staring at her with blood-red eyes and waving a huge flame fan in his hand, and rushed towards her: "You really want to dance again——!"

??Xi Xun, who was sleeping on the desk, suddenly opened his eyes. He woke up from a dying dream, and the cold sweat from his temples soaked his hair. To his little beating heart.

??... Impossible, impossible, the boss has indeed been buried in the ground, and the boss's coffin has enjoyed the top-level luxury treatment that the inner, outer, and inner layers are wrapped with seals.She watched the coffin being buried with her own eyes, and she even shoveled a shovelful of soil for the boss to practice during the burial.

?? Could it be that the boss has too much resentment in Huangquan?Why don't you go back and find a temple to save the boss, although I don't know if it can be passed to Huangquan in another world.

??In short, Boss, don’t scare me in your dreams again...Let’s talk about ideals and ambitions in the next life. Now that this life has come to an end, please rest in peace, Amen.

??At this moment, the teacher on the podium couldn't bear to break the chalk, and got so mad that his hair was going to explode:

?? "Natsume Nozomi! What do you want! Even if this is an elective course, don't give me too much!"

??A few computer science students in the classroom who also took this course said silently in their hearts: No, teacher, she is also like this in the professional class...but she can get the highest score in the final exam, no matter how complicated the program is , What a difficult formula to remember, she can learn it just by reading it once, she is so pissed off.

?? But at this moment, Xi Xun looked at the angry face of the teacher and the hair that seemed to be blowing up, as if in a trance, it seemed to coincide with the figure that exploded in the dream just now, and suddenly fell down on the ground with a pale face. on the desk.

??The teacher is going to be so angry with this bald student that he doesn't know what to do:

?? "Natsume Nozomi, what happened to you?!"

??Xun lying on the table with a slumped face and said:

?? "... Teacher, my stomach hurts."